The 21st Century of the Gangsters Everywhere

In addition to lowering his blood pressure and scavenging for a few gifted children, Li Ping wanted to go to a world where there are longevity species, learn from them, and ask them how they survived. pressurized.

Although Li Ping was embarrassed to say it, in fact, when the imperial calendar was 0101, the changes in some people within the empire also put a lot of pressure on Li Ping.

For example, now the presiding judge of the Imperial State Religious Inquisition, Nanali vi. Brittany, such as the Rose Princess Euphemia, such as the immortal singer Mia Campbell, such as the almighty Ultramarine, the righteous partner Aslan Zara.

To explain a little, Nanali joined the Knights of the Round Table directly under the Emperor of the Empire by virtue of her excellent talent in the same line as Lu Luxiu and her superb mind reading skills. After joining the Orthodox Knights, he finally stepped into the position of the chief judge of the Heresy Tribunal step by step.

After Euphemia became an apostle later, she joined the Knights of the Round Table where Kuchiki Suzaku belonged, and she never showed any signs of leaking. Occasionally, she even released an album or something. When she suppressed the chaotic pollution that broke out in the core area of ​​the empire, she showed It came out with excellent driving skills no less than Cornelia and excellent cold-blooded command skills no less than Lelouch.

The knight0ftwo, Kuchiki Suzaku, and the knights under his leadership were able to break out of the siege, which had a high probability of being wiped out by the invasion force led by the Khorne Champion who invaded the core world of the empire.

Since then, Pink Singer has become Princess Rose.

Aslan and his wife are two weapons for the imperial propaganda. Aslan walks all over the empire with the concept of a perfect knight of justice. Where there is injustice, there is Aslan. As for joining the rebel army to resist the local imperial government, Or the suppression of criminal groups all rely on his own simple sense of justice.

Usually, better results are obtained in the end, or the empire carries out relevant reforms, or the rebellion is finally suppressed and the people are comforted.

Although there are occasional oolongs, his upright and humble attitude of admitting mistakes is hard to disgust.

He is even admired for his lofty virtues.

Except for Mia who was wiping his **** behind him.

As another sharp blade of imperial propaganda, Mia Campbell, as one of the most popular singers in the empire, whether it is her TV speeches or daily theatrical performances, can attract the people of all nao people.

A remote colony of the Empire even started a global riot because Mia never went to a concert there.

Li Ping especially wanted to discuss the relationship between burning glass and decompression with the local mentally handicapped.

Aslan's image in the past 100 years is a righteous partner rather than a righteous second force Mia can be said to have contributed.

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"I didn't expect that you would say what was in your heart in a joking tone." Rider said behind Li Ping. At this time, it was the next morning, and Li Ping was cooking breakfast with Hong A in the kitchen.

Hearing this sentence, the movements in Hong A's hand immediately stopped.

"Who wouldn't like the cross talk master who played with his legs and the soft and glutinous schoolgirl?" Li Ping's face was as usual. "To be honest, I always feel that Gaia and Alaya have done something, but I still don't understand what they have done."

"You mean, inhibition?" Rider was a little surprised.

"Yes, but this time, my purpose is to deal with them. The earth in the 21st century is not worth conquering. Just send a border patrol fleet to shoot it down, but the heroic spirits are different.

I think it is still necessary to gather Heroic Spirits with outstanding combat power. The legends of Heroic Spirits of the Pan-Human History who are invincible should not stop at the Holy Grail War or squatting in the Heroic Spirit Throne. "Li Ping shook his wrist gently and turned the fried egg over.

"So, we are actually your prey, Sakura and Tohsaka-san are just incidental, is that so?" Rider said seriously.

"I can't say that. I've come here so I don't tease the poor young lady, I can't see Artoria's face, and I won't pull Sakura out of **** for nothing."

"Although your strength is very strong, if your opponent is restraint..." Hong A frowned.

"You'll understand later, your current boss is not much better than a bear child in front of me." Li Ping took the ground salt and pepper shaker from the stuffing table and seasoned the omelette.

After the pan was out, Li Ping and Hong A exchanged their own fried eggs, and after eating them, Li Ping frowned.

... I'm going to make an appointment with Hong A, is this Nima a crown chef?

I have cooked rice for hundreds of years, and I can do milligram-level analysis of the most inexplicable things like fried eggs. In theory, it should reach the limit, but it is not as good as red a. eat.

It doesn't make sense.

"When you cook, although the ingredients and the heat are very accurate, you don't get any fun from cooking, so it's always a little bit worse."

"...Can you talk a little bit about science?" Li Ping's mouth twitched twice.

"We are Heroic Spirits, do you teach science to Heroic Spirits?"

"Why not?" Li Ping swept away the prepared food, pulled out the shallot eggs and overnight rice, and then compared the egg fried rice with Yinglingwei Palace.

"Hey, saber, are you going to school today?" Tohsaka Rin appeared in the living room stairs in his school uniform.

"Today, I'm going to learn how to cook with the heroic mother. Don't worry, the entire Fuyuki City is within my perception range. I will protect you if there is any danger." Li Ping waved the kitchen knife in his hand.

"Okay then." Tohsaka Rin walked to the dining table and sat upright, waiting for the meal to start.

Then heat the oil and beat the eggs.

Mix the egg yolks with the overnight meal.

Then I saw a flash of knife light, and Li Ping cut the shallot into small pieces with a length error of no more than one molecule.

Then, add oil when the temperature of the pot is most suitable, add egg liquid when the oil temperature is most suitable, and put the overnight rice when the egg liquid is turned over to the right temperature.

Add some salt and stir fry.

After each grain of rice is fully fried, add chopped green onion and serve.

In order to ensure that the egg fried rice is evenly fried, Li Ping even used spiritual power to control the temperature.

Then there is the state of an ordinary home cook, ordinary chopped green onions, ordinary beaten eggs, and ordinary stir-frying.

"..." After Li Ping took a sip each, he fell into contemplation.

Ignoring the two sisters of the Tohsaka family who were feasting on the side, they perfectly reproduced the egg fried rice of the heroic mother in silence.

Whether it is the kind that even the molecular motion is perfectly reproduced, during this period, Li Ping even used the deep space-time magic and shaping magic that made the eyes of the experienced rider and the well-informed red a jump.

...then it's just a little bit less delicious than the red a.

"Well, it's decided. After that, you will be my royal chef until you find someone who cooks better than you to replace you." Li Ping gave up after thinking for three seconds. "It is clear that the molecular motion is perfectly reproduced, why?"

"Because your cooking lacks emotion..." Hong A shook her head. "And I'm not going, I still have..."

"It's none of my business." Li Ping shook his head with an expression of "I don't listen, I don't listen." "I hereby declare that you are the royal chef of my Holy Brittany Empire from today. This is the final decision of the Emperor, and no one can object."

Then just heard a click of a thunderbolt, and a red figure appeared out of nowhere, merging with the red a. In the next moment, a magical storm erupted around Red A, Alaya's dog... I mean the messenger of human restraint, the guardian of the pan-human history, the nameless heroic spirit "Emiya", because of the exclusive use of the contracted unit, the real body. come here.

After the arrival of the real body, the heroic guard palace had not had time to scold the mother, but was hit by the "additional newcomer gift package" from the imperial mind network, the spiritual foundation was instantly eroded by the apostle fire, and the spiritual foundation was strengthened to a standard planet-level **** in a short period of time. level.

When I open my eyes again...

There are more things that Yinglingweigong wants to scold her mother.

For example, the sound of thunderbolt just now, in fantasy text, is probably—

The person who sits on the air of the emperor makes a great wish, and the gods and the gods respond, and the gods and men learn from each other.

...and then you **** found a cook?

"emmmmm... Actually, you're right~www.readwn.com~ This is the same thing."

"what?"

"The mmp in your eyes is almost overflowing, and you can know what you are thinking with your toes." Li Ping came out with joy.

"What's the meaning."

"I said that you will be my cook from today, your boss is handling the relevant procedures, and then I will send the contract transfer to me after I finish speaking, so you were sent to me by Alaya to be a cook. It is a standard mythical event, and for your universe, it is still the highest-level mysterious kind.

Of course, I don't deny the fact that it's very crap. "

After thinking for a few seconds, everyone was silent and went about their own business.

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