The 21st Century of the Gangsters Everywhere

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Today is a speechless collection.

Speechless 01

Well, when I got home from work for a long time, an old lady upstairs asked me if you volunteers earn thousands of dollars a day.

I'm just an ordinary tenant with a bit of party spirit, earning **** money, and people still don't believe it.

"There are tens of thousands of couriers a day, and you have several thousand in one community."

Ah yes yes yes, our volunteer salary is 3000 a day, are you out to do it?

The old lady went home without saying a word.

Speechless 02

I bought four boxes of 5-liter mineral water, and a young man who looked small came down to get it.

"Hey~~ I can't carry such a heavy thing~~ You can help me deliver it to the door~~"

(Super contrived flowery waving handkerchief pose)

Grandpa turned away.

"Your service attitude is not good, I will complain to you~~"

Then I cursed my mother, arguing for 20 minutes, very relieved.

I don't understand, let's not talk about whether boiled water can be drunk or not. After all, I also prefer mineral water. Drinking tea is basically burning a large bucket of water. After all, the water quality in Shanghai is really average.

But ah, I, a volunteer, unpaid, also a resident, service attitude? complaint?

What about the face?

Speechless 03

Another old lady asked the aunt who collected garbage in the community.

Well, the cardboard boxes that are generally discarded by default in my community are all handled by this aunt who collects garbage.

"You've made a lot of money recently, haven't you? The food delivery has been in boxes lately."

Not to mention that people ride a tricycle to collect garbage every day, rain or shine, so that they are jealous of the money they collect from cardboard boxes?

Speechless 04

Well, the supplies that the field volunteers went to deliver today are close to 1,000 boxes of foam boxes weighing more than ten kilograms.

Then it was originally planned to send them all to the open space in the center of the community, and the volunteers delivered them door-to-door by flatbed trucks.

This way it won't be too confusing.

As a result, some of the residents closest to the gate rushed out to **** the supplies, saying, "We want to go home to cook, we are the closest to the first" and other reasons to intercept the transporting tricycles.

The first time the driver didn't react, the second time he got angry.

You want to go home and we won't go back?

The driver directly bypassed the intercepted crowd, pulled back to the area where he lived, and distributed supplies to his corridor first.

After I posted about the nearby buildings where I lived, everyone went back to their respective homes.

Then it got messy.

The quarrel was endless.

Can't stop watching the show.

By the way…I’ve never wanted to eat zucchini carrots and cabbage again in my life.

Every time the group dish has a lot of this stuff.

Speechless 05

I wanted to eat fruit, so I contacted a friend and asked the owner of a nearby fruit shop to deliver fruit, thinking about who would like to buy it together.

I directly stated that I had all the hard work and a small amount of money, but not much.

Then I found that there were quite a lot of people who wanted it, so I had to consider group buying and report it to the neighborhood committee.

Then I found out that I was reported and sold fruits at high prices.

That's it, don't eat it, I'll just buy it myself.

I searched in countless groups, and only found one selling fruit, which was twice as expensive as mine.

Das Kapital does not deceive me.

Speechless 06

There is a person who goes downstairs at the speed of light to get the express after receiving the express text every time.

This kind of behavior, which is often idle, and often said to undermine epidemic prevention, is quite disgusting.

"We will deliver the things, just wait at home."

"No, my things will be broken in a while/You always don't deliver/delivery is too slow..."

After a few times, I couldn't hold back.

"You like it so much, and you have an electric car. Come to our transportation team to deliver things. You can get the express in time and let it go."

"That won't work, I don't have a salary, I'm tired and dangerous, and I'll be blamed for not doing it." Then I rode and ran

...you know it's not right, what kind of bird man is this.

By the way, this book should be updated after the limited release of my community.

In addition ~www.readwn.com~ I declare again, there are still many good people.

For example, the uncle of the party member who came out to deliver supplies at the age of 80, such as the young mother who watched us work hard to deliver ice cream drinks, such as the uncle who donated dozens of boxes of masks, such as the kind person who donated several boxes of protective clothing, etc.

Yesterday, I gave a handful of celery to the uncle downstairs who couldn't get the food. In the afternoon, he gave back five buns and contracted my breakfast...

By the way, in the limited sample, that is, in my community, people from large state-owned enterprises generally have a relatively high sense of social responsibility. Basically, everyone who can come out has come out as volunteers.

There is an attitude of being able to provide material support without any effort.

Now the team of 50 volunteers, except for me, are basically uncles and aunts who retired from state-owned enterprises and the backbone of state-owned enterprises.

Compared with the few group rooms, the young people who prefer to play games in the house, go to the neighborhood committee to beg for food, and refuse to be volunteers are much stronger.

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