Templar Sun King

#help, the annual crazy friday is coming again#

Landlord [Wallet is crying]: As the title says, the annual shopping spree "Crazy Friday" at Dire Wolf Mall is about to start in one day!

I have seen a wide range of discounted products and various dazzling promotional advertisements on the interface of the mall next door. I glanced over and found that every product was beckoning to the landlord like a grinding goblin, holding on to it. Tension and excitement, can't hold it at all.

However, then the landlord discovered a terrible fact - the landlord's personal financial tsunami is also coming!

1L: Like the owner, I seem to hear the double sound of my wallet exploding and crying.

2L: The landlord is really euphemistic, just say that he is poor [doge.jpg]

3L: Crazy! mad! star! Expect! five! end! At! Come! !

4L: Why didn’t the landlord prepare the money in advance like I did, I started saving money a month ago [a like for my wit.jpg]

And your state upstairs is very strange, a little too excited.

5L: It's never been better, I gasped and thought, hearing the groans of spirit and lust, and seeing water and fire mingling.

The little cuties in the mall are flourishing, shy and tender, delicate stamens, helplessly open, waiting to be picked.

And I, the industrious bee, sing to the fullest, enjoy the silky ecstasy and the wonderful pleasure that penetrates deep into the bone marrow from the moment each delicate flower leaves, lingering and reluctant to part until the end of the world!

6L: Sorry, your description upstairs reminds me of some shy pictures [this is really too obscene for the pure me.jpg]

7L: Is this really good when the strictest "Regulations on the Management of Magic Network Civilization" have just been promulgated?

Be careful to be invited to chat by the elders of the magic net, pay attention to the civilized language, man, I have a friend who was banned from the forum for five days because of rubbing the edge, and his life is very difficult now.

8L: 5L You should be glad that I know you are describing the joy of shopping spree, otherwise you will be @"Administrator", the onlookers who don't know the truth will think that we are driving in a crowd and driving dirty, okay?

Although it will not be deprived of the right to access the magic net because of this trivial matter, it is still very miserable to be banned from entering the forum.

It's all to blame for those old-fashioned old men who suggested to Her Royal Highness Isabella to purify the magic network and create a good environment for the growth of the little arcanists. Have you considered the feelings of adults who are physically and mentally healthy?

Honestly, now I'm more in favor of banning underage arcanists from forums.

9L: The underage Arcanist eats your bread, so why don't you have the right to go to the forum, eh? [Draw a circle and curse you.jpg]

10L [I like parties]: Ah, there is a tendency to crook the building. Are these the little goblins that the landlord talks about?

[A key that looks rusty.jpg]

Teleportation Key: Space magic props for teleportation, valid times, 10 times.

[A rather elegant and slender broom.jpg]

Broomstick: Flying magic props, limited to 2 passengers, and the maximum speed can reach 100 km/h.

[A chunky rug embroidered with the hexagram logo and other pretty patterns.jpg]

Magic Flying Carpet: Flying magic props, the maximum number of passengers is 7, and the maximum speed can reach 300 kilometers per hour.

[A scarlet cloak.jpg]

Floating Cloak: Comes with five arcane spells: Feather Fall, Levitation, Flight, Protection from Arrows, and Primary Resistance to Energy Damage. In addition, it can seal two seventh-ring arcane spells or one eight-ring arcane spell by itself.

12L: Fixed-point transmission key! Flying broom! Magic Flying Carpet! Floating Cloak! I really like it, they are really a bunch of little goblins.

13L: Upstairs, I suggest you look at the price, and then you will calm down. The cheapest brooms cost 50,000 gold coins!

I don't expect anything at the 30% discount, and I can think about it for a 10% discount.

14L: After seeing a series of numbers, I know that they are not in the same world as me, and I am afraid I will never touch them in my life [Sadness is so big.jpg]

15L: @I like parties, why put on luxury goods, I think these are more suitable for us [Xinsai.jpg]

[A record with a golden powder effect.jpg]

Glykin Records: With 300 records spanning classical, pop, opera and more genres, it can automatically play for a full two hours with just a little magic.

[A mirror the size of a palm, carved with many beautiful patterns.jpg]

Magic Mirror: A talking mirror, proficient in everything from makeup, hairstyles to various fashion trends, and knows how to guide you to look your best.

[A dozen beautiful dresses in various colors.jpg]

Fairy dress, a must for prom, put it on and you will be a princess.

[A pair of crystal clear high heels.jpg]

Crystal Slipper: A pair of beautiful shoes made of soft crystal, which girl can resist its beauty?

16L: Ah, I love it (screaming—)

I seem to have seen myself dressed beautifully under the guidance of the magic mirror, wearing a fairy dress, wearing a crystal slipper, and a dream scene of dancing on the dance floor with the moving music of the Greggin Records and the beloved prince.

[covers face and twists shyly.gif]

17L: Wake up, what are you doing, that dancer upstairs? Hurry up, spin and jump with your eyes closed, don't patronize the prince [kill you little goblin.jpg]

18L: People are tough but not demolished [Hold yourself and cry like a 300-pound ogre.jpg]

19L: Of course, there are all kinds of combat and auxiliary equipment that professionals are most concerned about.

[A wand inlaid with three magic crystals that sparkles with magical aura.jpg]

Elemental Sigh: High-level magic tool, comes with three six-ring arcane spells, "Flame Vortex", "Chain Lightning", and "Atmospheric Storm".

[A beautiful necklace with emeralds.jpg]

Space necklace: 2*2*2 cube space size, can be divided into three areas by itself.

[A maroon helmet.jpg]

Mind shielding helmet: shields the influence of all spiritual, illusion, and spiritual arcane spells below the fifth ring at any time.

[A great sword with a length of at least two meters or more.jpg]

Sword of Thunder God: A sharp sword that cuts iron like mud. It has a 5% increase in the vindictiveness of Thunder and Lightning.

20L: Upstairs you put all the high-end products that are limited to purchase. There are only five mind shielding helmets in total.

21L: Yes, actually, not too many people will care about these expensive products that need to be snapped up for a limited time [Damn, it’s not jealous.jpg]

22L: Hee hee hee, since that's the case, I'm welcome.

Floating cloak*1, fairy skirt*1, fixed-point teleportation key*2, elemental sigh*1, add them to the shopping cart in advance, and they will all be mine when it arrives at 01:00 on Friday.

Crazy Friday once a year, 50% off half price, if you don't buy it, you will suffer. Ladies and gentlemen, buy buy buy, buy all, must.

The broomstick is mine, the magic mirror is mine, the crystal slipper is mine, and the T-hunter potion is mine, la la la!

what, wallet? Yeah, where's my wallet, where's the wallet?

Don't stop me, they said don't stop me, go find your wallet, I have money!

fake? Nonsense, do your eyes grow on the soles of your feet? It's obviously just a jingling gold coin, how could it be a bag of discarded brass pieces! ?

Go away, don't touch me, I don't want to take medicine, don't eat, you let me go, I'm not crazy, I'm going to crazy Friday!

Hahaha, buy buy buy, I said I'm not crazy, there is always a devil trying to harm me, let me go, I'm not crazy, hahahaha! come! ! Come on people! ! !

23L: I just wanted to hug this unknown thigh upstairs with envy, jealousy, and hatred, but when I saw the second half of it... I couldn't help feeling sad.

24L: The same people who have fallen from the end of the world, might as well hug and cry together [Water of the West Lake~My Tears.gif]

25L: It is also a true portrayal of me. I can only watch it but not buy it. The listeners are sad, and the listeners cry. It's so sad.

26L: Silently delete all the original envy words, and then put on an emoji [I don't listen I don't listen.jpg]

27L: Since the Dire Wolf Mall designated the fourth Friday of November as "Crazy Friday" five years ago, this time of year has been full of wailing and screaming.

My wife has been discussing shopping plans with her sisters and friends since a month ago. Looking at the number on the bank card that is about to drop sharply, my heart is very tired.

PS: By the way, the bank savings service just launched by the Woking Church this year can’t be better. You don’t need physical gold coins, as long as you have a bank card number, you can directly make payment transactions in the magic net.

28L: I have never failed since I was promoted to the 5th Ring Arcanist. I have thought about many possibilities, but this one is not included - being stumped by a magic robe priced at 130,000 [I can't accept.jpg]

29L: I just went out and read it. Today, there are 3000+ new posts related to Crazy Friday in the chat section. Everyone is really crazy.

30L [I like parties]: Can it not be crazy, after all, it is a carnival once a year.

Since the appearance of Dire Wolf Mall, I have refreshed my view of the surrounding groups. The professor who often taught us also likes shopping very much on weekdays, and basically receives a package every day.

31L: The words upstairs remind me of a set of pictures published in the Diviner Daily last time.

[The magic airship parked in one of the squares of Themis School of Magic.jpg]

[Logistics company staff who are working hard to remove various packages from the airship.jpg]

[The Themis students who are surrounded by the airship in darkness and smiling.jpg]

A magic airship, this purchasing power is too strong, right?

32L [I like parties]: Actually...uh...that's one day's worth [I'm also desperate.jpg]

PS: Congratulations to the black iron brother who distributed the package has become one of the most popular people in Themis.

33L: …I don’t know whose idea Crazy Friday was, it’s so scary [it scared my kids off.jpg]

34L: I don't know who came up with the idea. All I know is that the goddess of wealth and business has progressed rapidly in these years. In just five years, she jumped two levels in a row, and she was promoted from medium to powerful in one fell swoop.

35L: Her Royal Highness the Goddess of Magic must be able to extract a certain share of the return, considering that the mall is built on the basis of the magic net?

36L: To correct a mistake, it should be said that the goddess of wealth and business develops beliefs with the help of the mall function of the magic net itself~www.readwn.com~ The affiliation between the subject and the guest is quite clear.

37L: I can see that there are members of the Nine Rings Council upstairs, so I know the inside story.

38L: God's business is still too far away from us, but it is certain that the Holy Griffin Empire has made crazy money in recent years.

Nearly one-third of the products in the Dire Wolf Mall are provided by trusts and other companies of the Holy Griffin Empire, and the remaining one-fifth of the merchants are from the Holy Griffin Empire. They are simply using our money to promote the development of the empire. .

39L: I said that upstairs, I seem to smell a sour smell, you can resist and don't buy it [If you can't participate in Crazy Friday, count me as a loser.jpg]

40L: The problem is - I can't control my hands [I can't do it. jpg]

41L: Simple, let me come up with an idea, just chop off my hand, cut it in two, and say goodbye to troubles [SOEASY.jpg]

42L: Upstairs, come and help me see how to chop it. [A female six-armed Naga with a blurred face, holding a sword on each arm.jpg]

43L: And me. [A huge eyeball with a diameter of more than two meters, dragging thousands of tentacles.jpg]

44L: Me. [A six-armed snake demon wearing red scale armor and a ferocious snake head.jpg]

45L: [An octopus creature floating in the sea with eight tentacles.jpg]

46L:  …

47L: Who am I chatting with... The six-armed Naga, the dead beholder, the six-armed snake demon, the deep-sea octopus!

48L: I'm not surprised about the Naga Empire and the Underdark, but even the demons in the Lava Region have started to use the mall?

49L: I think this is a four-send proposition.

50L: I...I...I don't know QAQ