Technology Treasure King

Chapter 23: Crazy relatives

He Ming, carrying a backpack and glasses, went to the underground garage, pushed out the motorcycle, and was about to ride out, but was suddenly surrounded by more than a dozen people.

   "Cousin cousin! Cousin cousin." A group of people talked verbally, and He Ming finally understood. He just promised them to buy Apple phones, so the group waited.

  He Ming carefully counted, there are about 16 people in total, including his cousins, cousins, Chang sisters, Chang sisters and brothers, all of whom are related by blood and are his relatives.

   "Good, good. Who of you can drive the Hummer H1 next to you?"

   "Cousin, does the tractor count, the tractor prince in my village." A cousin said triumphantly. He Ming sighed and said, "I have Situ Haoran arrested."

Situ Haoran drank high, but he was irritated with cold water, screaming to wake up, and then he sat in the driver's seat, Hummer H1 just got 15 people in, He Longhao heard that He Ming wants to take people to go shopping, life and death Come, so, the remaining nephew who is about seven or eight years old? He is the grandson of Dad He's eldest brother's son.

   He Ming did have a headache when he heard this relationship. He got on the motorcycle and said to He Longhao: "Hold tight, don't lose your nephew."

"Uncle, I'm not afraid, I often fall off the motorcycle. I'm fine! Uncle wait a moment to buy me a game console, okay!" The little boy said bravely, He Longhao grinned and rubbed his head, and then he Ming said: "Brother, it's okay, we are all Xiaoqiang, superman who can't kill!"

He Ming said, "Okay, get in the car and go." Then, when He Longhao and his nephew got in the car, He Ming rode past Hummer H1 and looked at the car full of heads, facing Situ Haoran, who was lightly smoking. Said: "If something happens to your kid on the first day of the new year, don't mess with me!"

   Situ Haoran patted his chest and said, "Brother, believe me. I am a car god, a car bully, a car demon, only I killed people, no one killed me!"

   "Don't be nonsense, be careful. Go to the commercial street!" He Ming decided on a location and rode on the road.

   Today on the first day of the New Year, it is generally said that it is closed, but He Ming knows very well that the business is coming to the door and the dead in the family will also be picked up.

  Many shops in the commercial street open a shop downstairs, eat and sleep upstairs, eat and sleep in the shop, and you will definitely open a shop when you go.

   I just hope that nothing happens. As a result, when Situ Haoran drove a huge car like the Hummer H1 on the road for the first time, he was excited, accelerating, and threatening some small cars. The people in the car were also very excited or scared, shouting and screaming.

   He Ming shouted wildly: "Calm down! Don't drive so fast!"

   Situ Haoran pretended not to hear, and shouted: "Huh, brother? You say go faster? Got it!"

  He Ming wanted to catch up and kill him, but in the end it was okay, God bless, nothing happened.

   There were people coming and going on the commercial street, a red behemoth suddenly broke in, and then everyone looked at in surprise, and a person "climbed" over.

  He Ming also caught up, and without a word, he rushed to Bian Situ Haoran. If there was a car accident just now, he would be miserable. There are so many relatives, uncles and uncles are estimated to be dead.

   "You bastard! Can you be serious? I'm almost 30 years old!!" He Ming tightened Situ Haoran's neck vigorously.

   Situ Haoran could still laugh, and said: "I will always be 18 years old, always young and lovely. My heart will never be old!"

  He Ming let go of the bastard, counted the number of people, and said, "Go, come with me, don't get separated. If you get away, call your parents, or call my parents and mom."

   "Brother, what should we do if we don't have mobile phones." Some small ones didn't have mobile phones, so they shouted.

   "You will have it soon, so before you have a mobile phone, don't get away. Otherwise we can't find you." He Ming threatened. I brought a large group of people to the Digital Plaza on the commercial street. It was also open on the first day of the new year. There were a lot of people. Also, there were more people during the New Year, and business was important.

  He Ming took everyone to the place where Apple phones were sold first, and said: "Choose whatever you like. If you have brothers and sisters who haven't come, you can also choose one for him."

   "Oh oh oh oh oh! Great!" The crowd cheered, and they all went to choose their favorite, and the waiter hurriedly opened.

   "Brother, can I pick one too?" He Longhao said eagerly.

   He Ming said: "Don't you have two? What else are you doing?"

   "Take it back and show it off." He Longhao begged: "Please, brother!"

   He Ming nodded: "Choose whatever you want. By the way, Long Hao, what does your sister do at home? Is it hard work?"

He Longhao picked up his mobile phone and thought for a while and said, "My sister and I, as well as my parents and family, are all farming. Of course, farming is my father’s business. My sister is white and tender. Look at her. Is it like a farmer?"

   He Ming thought. Fortunately, the cousin did not suffer, and said in a low voice: "Then why are you so dark. By the way. Has your sister ever been in love?"

He Longhao's expression became stupid. He was equally mysterious, and he looked around and said, "Brother, my sister, have never been in love. The people who pursue her at school, really, are crowded with people. As for

   I am so dark, of course, our country is close to the mountains, we go up the mountain all day to play, so this is the case, don’t you think Ah Long and Cheng are not like this? "He pointed out a few particularly dark people about his age.

   He Ming nodded and said, "That's good, but why do you use idioms indiscriminately? What kind of people are crowded with people. Your sister is not Tang Seng meat. It is so exaggerated."

He Longhao picked up an Apple phone, put down the other one, thinking about which one he wanted, and said, "I learned from Brother Haoran. He said, this is more literate. Brother, which one should I buy?" Looking at He Ming, He Ming certainly understood what he meant.

  He Ming shrugged and said, "Buy it all."

   Seeing that his sister was almost soaked by him, he still cares about an Apple phone or two?

   He Longhao continued to want to hold a game console. The nephew was already so excited that he was holding one. The waiter showed him the handheld game console going crazy.

   He Ming took a look, everyone was very excited, choosing what they liked. He continued to approach He Longhao and said, "Xiaohao, what is the relationship between my family and yours?"

   He Longhao's brain doesn't know how to turn. If we say that we have nothing to do, He Ming is happy, and soon it really matters. But He Longhao said, "Of course it's a relative. My grandfather's father and your grandfather's father are brothers. So, we are relatives. Right."

   He Ming thought for a while, indeed, this generation is too far away, and it is almost the Qing Dynasty, no wonder my mother said, marry if you like it.

   Great, He Ming thought, but what about Zhou Qingyun? He is already his girlfriend. And Zhou Qingyun is so beautiful, 95 points of beautiful legs, really embarrassing.

   One is the beloved one, and the other is the beloved one of the younger brother, it is difficult to choose. He Ming said on the Internet that he would not take the initiative or refuse, but now it is really troublesome.

"Brother, brother, we bought it." Several relatives came over and said to He Ming excitedly. He Ming waved his hand and said: "Continue to choose, tablet, notebook, game console, choose whatever you want. Taiwan. But time is faster."

  The relatives were more excited, and heard that time was limited, so they went straight to find the best, most expensive and best one.

   He Ming was in a dilemma before true love and the desire of his little brother, and in the end he insisted on his principles, and did not take the initiative or refuse.

Yes, exactly. He Ming decided, in fact, deep down in her heart, He Ming had already seen Zhou Qingyun's inner weakness. In this material world, if the person she was waiting for, that is, herself, would give up her. Then He Ming became the biggest murderer to destroy her.

   This is not a happy result, so He Ming decided to go to see Zhou Qingyun tomorrow, maybe he can get his cousin and her at the same time.

   Hey. He Ming smiled. He Longhao whispered to Situ Haoran, "What's wrong with Brother He Ming, he laughed terribly."

"Waitress, wrap it up, wrap this up too." Situ Haoran said to the waiter, glanced at He Ming casually, and said: "Little fat guy, that's a lewd smile. Do you understand. Don't tell me you are still a virgin. ."

   He Longhao said: "Brother Haoran, you underestimate me, my school is known as the love saint. There are more than 10 girls who have fallen under my school pants."

Situ Haoran looked at He Longhao's expression and saw that he didn't look like a lie and bragging. He couldn't help but nodded and said: "Yes, please keep working hard, I am optimistic about you. You are half of my level with your romantic and unrestrained manner. Come on. "

He Longhao nodded, clenched his fist, took the Apple phone in his hand, and said: "When I go back, shake it with the iPhone, how many girls screamed and threw into my arms? At that time, I was like a hardworking Like the little bee, passionate and unrestrained, lingering in the flowers, dancing lightly."

   Situ Haoran touched his chin, looked at He Longhao's figure, and said, "This is the first time I have seen you, such a fat bee."

  ... He Ming saw that the time was almost up, so he shouted: "Hurry up, everyone. We have to go shopping for other things."

   Everyone speeded up, and the goods quickly piled up a hill. The enthusiastic manager, with a smile on his face, ordered the waiter who calculated the fastest to quickly calculate the amount. As a result, 18 people spent 10 minutes and spent 53,000 yuan.

   He Ming swiped the card directly and took everyone away. He Longhao said in surprise along the way: "Brother, 534,000 yuan! You don't even blink your eyes, you are so handsome, handsome, and full of momentum, I am the only one who stands alone."

He Ming glared at Situ Haoran. He bought the most Apple mobile phones and tablets, and he didn't let go of laptop game consoles, and he didn't let go of digital cameras. "Big brother, can you not teach Xiaohao badly? Using idioms is also called cultural ?"

   Situ Haoran looked at He Ming with illiterate eyes until He Ming said, "What do you mean, look at me with this kind of eyes?"

Situ Haoran slowly said: "Ignorance is not your fault. The important thing is that you are ignorant and unwilling to admit it. Idioms are one of the greatest and most outstanding manifestations of civilization in our nation. Which country has idioms in which languages? So vivid. Beautiful idiom? Elegant, passionate, full of beautiful charm. Unparalleled, super cool..."

   He Ming left this chattering monster directly, He Longhao looked at Situ Haoran admiringly.

"Choose whatever you like." He Ming took someone into a specialty store. Of course, it was not as good as the top brands, but the price was still four to five hundred. The relatives were so happy. He Longhao took off his pants and threw them away. The down jacket was changed into new clothes, and when I saw the right clothes, I took them crazily. The waiter was so busy that he was so busy that he wished to beg grandma to cry and grandpa to serve the group with more hands.

He Ming remembered that He Xiaoqian hadn't changed her clothes yet, so he personally chose a lot of clothes that suit her. Situ Haoran would definitely not let go of this opportunity. He also chose a lot of women's clothes as well as men's clothes. He Ming thought, this guy is not bad. Conscience, did not forget his wife.

   As a result, the clothes in this shop were almost sold out. The owner is a beautiful MM. She was very happy to calculate the amount, and finally it was 231,500 yuan.

   He Ming swiped his card, went out, and said to Situ Haoran, "You call a big truck and get 3 taxis."

"It's okay." Situ Haoran nodded and started making calls with the newly bought Apple phone. He pulled out the card and threw the old phone away, and kicked it away as a football: "Oh oh oh, I am the Great Li Li Yi!"

"Let's put the clothes on the Hummer first." He Ming said, directing the excited relatives to put the goods in the Hummer, on the top of the Hummer, because there were only four or five hundred bags of clothing, and then he went into a family of shoes. The specialty store said: "Sweep the goods, and take them down when you see them. Mom, Dad, grandparents, and brothers and sisters who haven't come will buy them for them."

"Long live! Brother, great!" The relatives went to raid again with excitement, and He Longhao said in admiration: "Brother, you are so amazing, really. If my sister sees it, she will surely promise you, passionate and devoted. Embrace, fish and water are in love--"

  He Ming interrupted him, and He Ming said, "Your sister will go to Songjiang with me tomorrow to clean up the luxury shop. Where is the pair of Italian crocodile leather shoes costing tens of thousands. That's amazing. Are you going?"

   He Longhao almost fainted, his dark and fat face, and his pair of eyes were straight. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of water and said, "Brother, you hit me? I feel like I'm dreaming—"

Snap—Situ Haoran slapped unceremoniously, and said, “Well, don’t blame me for being cruel, you didn’t dream.” He Ming said to He Ming, and he almost knelt down: “Brother. You always know my sincerity. . My loyalty to you is a lesson from the world and the sun and the moon—"

"You also go, take charge of driving, your wife also go, take care of dressing." He Ming had made Situ Haoran the number one confidant long ago, not because Situ Haoran is a green talent, but for simple reasons, there are such shameless people. By his side, doesn't He Ming seem infinitely wise and tall?

   is really a man who wants to follow the path of gentleman Jianyue Buqun. He Ming felt his chin and thought.

   Then He Ming picked shoes for He Xiaoqian, and instructed He Longhao to buy shoes for his parents. Just like buying clothes just now, so the uncles and aunts are also pleased.

Then ten minutes later, I ran out of this shop again and consumed more than 240,000. Large trucks have arrived, and there are 3 taxis. Under Situ Haoran’s 1,000 yuan per person for a high-priced car, of course, in the end, He Ming paid the bill.

  Everyone moved the goods to the big truck, and they filled two-thirds of the big truck. He Ming thought for a while. There is a big supermarket nearby and he should buy something to eat. So he said to Situ Haoran: "Let's contact another big truck, no, three!"

Then he said to the relatives: "Let’s go to the big supermarket on another street. You can go faster and buy what you want. No need to look at the price, just look at the time. Now 3:45. I will give you half an hour to go shopping. . I emphasize the time! I am leaving when the time is up, you have to pay the bill yourself!"

   "Go shopping? We know the big supermarkets, they have everything? Buy everything?"

   "Yes, buy everything, get whatever you want, the only requirement is speed, UU reading www.uukanshu.com speed, speed!"

   "Long live! Brother He Ming (brother) is so cool!" everyone screamed, and the youngest nephew also screamed with a handheld game console. Just now the little guy was shopping desperately, no matter whether he bought it or not, his parents could also wear it.

   entered the supermarket door, He Ming said: "Come on, just buy it!"

He Longhao Situ Haoran took the lead and rushed to the most expensive place. One rushed to a large number of various local health products. He thought these were the most expensive. The local Situ Haoran naturally knew that imported chocolates were the most expensive. Imported coffee, premium cigarettes, red wine.

He was very loyal, and saw He Longhao desperately carrying a few boxes of health care products, he couldn't help but angrily said: "Stupid, those are less than a few hundred dollars. Imported chocolate is 30 yuan a piece, and a pack of 300 yuan. Come here quickly. Get cigarettes, high-quality wine, Don't be stupid, this is the opportunity. We will kill He Ming's fat sheep!"

   He Longhao was too greedy and said, "Brother, I will take the health care products first. You can't waste it."

   Situ Haoran rolled his eyes and robbed him of his own things. This idiot, who really didn't know the choice and limited time, threw a watermelon for Sesame.

  He Ming stood at a cashier, only responsible for paying by credit card. The person in charge of this big supermarket heard the news.

  He is a middle-aged man, and said, "Isn't this a great archaeologist, Teacher He Ming? Your visit, our shop is really fortunate for Sansheng, Peng Xun is brilliant!"

   Another one who likes idioms. But the feeling of being called a teacher is really good. He Ming nodded, pretending to be modest and honest: "You are too rewarding. I should be deeply honored. I am grateful for shopping in the biggest supermarket on this street."

   "Hahaha!" The two exchanged greetings with each other, and the waiters around him glanced at each other, and He Ming really, as he said on the Internet, is a hypocrite.

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