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On the indescribable large viewing information carrier, He Ming walked in a vast ocean of blue waves, then turned his head and turned to the camera in a deep tone:

"Next, we are about to welcome a similarly great civilization. It is a historical empire, the intersection of Asia, Europe, and Africa. It is an empire of three continents. The territory includes the heart of the world island in the old age, the Balkan Peninsula and so on. He is the end of the Silk Road. He is the Ottoman Empire. The hegemon of the great powers in the long history, the new Byzantine Empire occupying an important position in the ancient civilization of mankind."

"This is also the Ottoman of our human world, the great Ottoman Empire. There are as many representatives as there are stars in the sky, among them are Suleiman the Great, the legislator, the wise emperor of the ignorant and **** age. And every sultan , As well as the famous Queen Suleiman Sultan Xu Lem. There are also the invincible strongman in the Age of Navigation, the mythical figure of the pirate industry, Barbarossa, the Red Beard Brother."

"The Ottoman special is here. Pay tribute to the great sultans, powerful pirates, and great'infidels'! Can the applause in front of the TV be more intense?! Don't think we can't hear it."

He Ming waved his hand back, and Emperor Suleiman took the lead. He wore a Sudanese outfit with the latest technology and clothing materials at the time. He did not have the spirit of the monkey ruler of the Middle Ages. The main reason was that he was two meters tall and strong. The physique, the noble face, the wisdom in the superman's eyes, and the perseverance superman-all the celebrities in today's world He Ming has "processed" much beforehand. He is a perfectionist.

As the most famous special representative of the Ottoman Empire, Suleiman the Great gave a speech. He slowly said to the camera, full of great man's style:

"The Ottoman Empire has become a history of the past, but this spirit will not be smoothed out. This spirit will always be in the hearts of every descendant of the Ottoman Empire forever. Now that we have returned, we have to rebuild ours in the age of the universe. Brilliant. If you are willing to please vote for us, we swear to dedicate all our enthusiasm for work until the blood and sweat are drained. Tears. God is great!"

Sulaiman the Great is still any emperor and king of the sultan. He Ming is the one who is here to host the show. Oh, this host can see that he used to be the host of the agricultural show.

"Bless you." Leaving the third-rate lame host with a smile, He Ming jumped into a world of South American scenery, facing the blue sky and white clouds, with sea birds in the sky. He is also following the affectionate way of **** Christ with open hands:

"They have already come, those kingdoms and empires on the mysterious new world, from the Mayans to the Inca Empire, how many great heroes and heroes, mysterious and moving stories have appeared under this sky of our humanity. Now these heroes, moving stories, the new world The peerless beauty of China, the two ancient American elites, wild, passionate, and mysterious, all appeared on the stage. Our earth and human world can continue this mysterious and beautiful story."

Don't look at He Ming blowing the cowhide very loudly. In fact, if you put together the two Americas in history, you know that he really can't help it. How to compare? All the "celebrities" in the two Americas in history are less than one-tenth of the "celebrities" in any province in China.

The appearance of celebrities in South America is still very praised. After all, they are historical celebrities that He Ming has just processed. In other words, historical celebrities can get ahead in the ancient world where once a silly and **** cold will die. Naturally, various conditions are very good. Up.

Two American celebrities are also desperate to express themselves. Their clothing is very suitable for performance. They have primitive style, but they are at the level of top fashion masters in primitive style-clothing. Dress up, everything is at the top level provided by the abs.

Including the collective roar of the Indians: "Taking back our land, we will return to the United States again, Americans, you have to be careful! Our axe is already very hungry."

"Hahaha~" American netizens almost laughed. Stupid.

Chinese netizens suddenly had an excuse: Look, it's too fake, right? Third-rate actors, right? And there are many such cases. It seems that historical celebrities are like third-rate actors who want to be politicians on earth. In the era of highly machine management, I still want to be a politician. Can you fake a little bit more? "

The camera changed immediately, and He Ming stood on a huge line. He opened his hands again before he became famous overnight and immediately received a large number of orders for the wooden sailboat.

"The dream of man, the wave of the times, the will inherited from generation to generation. This is unstoppable. I want to be the man of One Piece! Well, the reality is that the sea under the sky used to wait for this country specifically, he is Spain, the maritime empire, is full of wildness, ambition, and great courage to go to the mysterious world. With these conditions, the superpower in the human world has appeared for the first time, and human history has finally entered a new era. He is During the Great Navigation Era, he was the Great Spanish Navigation Empire-to speak in a low voice, to destroy the mysterious and always charming Inca Empire and other protagonists."

"The Spanish Empire has the same glorious history. There is the great painter Picasso, the great empress, and the Empress Wu Zetian of Spain, the well-deserved empress who turned Spain from a small European country into the world hegemon, and funded the Columbus expedition to the world. The Spanish special is here. Here, the Spanish maritime empire: the dream of sailing, the courage of mankind, the unstoppable fighting spirit."

The Spanish special debut, and the response in Guo Bang's Spanish empire was shocking. Many Spanish supermen looked at themselves and then looked at the Spanish heroes who dominated the world with mortal bodies. They were immediately moved to a mess.

Looking at Brother Abdominal Muscle and Brother Abdominal Muscle again in tears, He Ming made a very emotional expression again, but unfortunately, why don't you always cry at critical moments? Are all the crocodile-level tears gone?

Next, He Ming introduced the sailing special. Portugal, who also dominates the sea, the sea carriage driver "Netherlands", modern people, especially those who do not study hard all day long, love publicly known rumors, and fools who are leading prophecies will not understand those little European countries. It can be said that it was the Little America of that year.

Little America that year, month and day.

What I fancy is Lao Tzu's!

Seeing He Ming's excitement, it's not that his own civilization has finally appeared. It is not possible now. Everyone knows that it is like China, the ancient hegemon, and the best civilization in the ancient world. . It seems that the reason why the way of the Abdomen is the first to take out the United States, then there is the possibility that the leftover fan is a high-level black, then in the end, for one's own motherland, the ancient world, the heavenly kingdom, the real world Roman Empire, it must be released Blow in the back.

"A super great country in the ancient world has come out. Who is he? Charlemagne, the father of Europe once asked, who is he? No one in Europe or the whole world dares to fart. Who is he? Human civilization, oh Most of the time in the European world needs to look specifically at the wink of this powerful feudal dynasty. Who is he? In the history of mankind, he is one of the few who can be described as romantic as a poet, like "　" passionate. Like a warrior and brave kingdom of the king. He brought it with him. The thousand-year-old European French king came to us. He paid tribute to us with a romance beyond loneliness and immortality."

"He is France, the romantic soul of mankind, the pride of mankind, and the spirit of mankind's freedom. He gave birth to the true capitalist power and finally went to war against the cruel and degenerate medieval feudal power that ruled Europe for a thousand years. The French Revolution. He was the patron of the United States, the superpower that created mankind from the 20th century to the early 21st century. He was the protector of Europe in the old age, and the country loved by God in the unique secular world of Europe. He was brave, romantic, and free. France."

"France is here! I want to praise from the heart, the true spirit of freedom is here! There are so many famous historical figures, such as our hero Napoleon. Joan of Arc, Charlemagne, King of Mathematics René Descartes, one of Newton’s giant shoulders. And our Chopin, the old songs of King Jay, forgive me for having such a good memory, Chopin who played Chopin’s nocturnes for you. Of course I would say that his new works are even more so Countless. And all of them are super awesome. And Alexandre Dumas, Hugo... I love France, France is the jewel of the human world, but it’s a pity that some civilizations have been attacked, invaded, and enslaved under the money conspiracy of capitalism. Good aggression, colonial behavior."

During the colonial era, France or other powers did a lot of cruel things. For example, under the French colonization of Vietnam, the people were dying, which caused many French people to return to the real world early in the storm of vengeance that just started in the era of Abdomen. .

He still can't please everyone. For example, when the French are flattering, the Vietnamese are very upset. In the eyes of the Vietnamese, He Ming's behavior is called "washing the ground", but he doesn't care. I'm not a bitch, but I must be a squat. What is it? Must be a cheap guy.

The French are on stage. In this prosperous palace, Napoleon, Charles the Great, Joan of Arc, etc., the most famous people, usually the most famous people in the eyes of Brother Abdom, then take the lead. Walk in the most eye-catching place.

It’s just that Napoleon or the short Piping celebrities are all tall and strong. They have an exceptionally tall and strong image. It seems that the once short ones have the opportunity to change their height is the tall and strong in the world of tall people.

And the various well-dressed images come from the temperament of the overlord or famous artist, which is still very praiseworthy.

Joan of Arc is also the standard image of a big beauty in this era. People may not want to take the opportunity to take the lead because of personality problems, but they definitely can’t refuse the appearance fee of the abs. Just kidding, you are now rejecting the abs, countless banks If you want to refuse to continue borrowing money, you are still serving you.

Gao Daxiong's version of Napoleon is a powerful force for success. He Ming evaluates to be above the advanced level, and has a very strong expression of passion. He preemptively said to the camera: "I am Napoleon Bonamar, the one you know Bonamar from Corsica. I’m back now. I’m back in your third-rate country, France. I want to greatly revitalize France. If France says no, France is no longer a dogleg of the United States, and France is no longer a muddy Europe. The poor person who is losing his sense of existence! France wants to become a powerful country in the eternal human society, as the Abdomen said, it is the main force to protect the human world from this age to the forever future!"

"So please vote for me. Let me be president. I, Napoleon Bonamar, will not disappoint you."

"Thank you Napoleon the Great, and bless him and every Frenchman in front of the TV."

He Ming jumped again. He walked into the sun this time. This is a small square at the end of the street with no people. The opposite is the ocean. It should be like a peaceful town. There is a flag in the small garden in the center of the square. , The above is... Rice flag.

The moving English music sounded, He Ming sat on the square seat under the word Mi, and the filming crew created a wonderful environment. After a while, Abdomen said emotionally like a second-rate historical drama actor: " In Europe, there is also a great country whose territory is unprecedented in the human world, second only to the British Empire of the Red Union Chinese Alliance in the new era of the 21st century. Oh, the British Empire! Ours, the human world, dominate the world. Yes, the British Empire that once **** the United States. The protector of the world, the great, immortal, and almost almighty British Empire."

"The British Empire is a spirit, the will of the strong, and a symbol of strength. It is destined to be king, doomed to dominate, and is also destined to lead the world. Therefore, it defeated the Spanish empire with weak attacks and strong, so it has repeatedly rescued Europe. The power to expand around the world-the next protagonist, Germany, and the previous protagonist, Napoleon’s France. The brutal physique, courage and courage of the British Empire, the technological revolution of capitalism and capitalism has an unprecedented and profound impact on the world, the British Empire It is the pioneer of human civilization, the symbol of human power, and the glory of the British and human world that will remain in history forever."

"Let’s invite our British celebrities, King Arthur who drew the sword in the stone, the legendary king. One of the symbols of the British Empire, Viscount Nelson. The emperor of the peak of the British Empire, the emperor of India to one-fifth of the human land world, Queen Victoria The predecessor of the British Empire, the founder of England, Alfred the Great. The founder of the British Empire, Elizabeth I."

"In the humanities and the arts, there is Shakespeare who must always be mentioned-speak in a low voice, although I can't read his works. There is the brain monster of the human world, Sir Newton. Sir Alexander Fleming , The inventor of penicillin. Alan Turing, one of the theoretical founders of essential computers in the otaku era.

After He Ming finished speaking, there were more pedestrians in the square like a small town, but the "pedestrians" were dressed in clothes of different eras and belonged to the best people in the British world.

The images are all great, but that's all, because you have better conditions to shoot movies or commercials, then this is the image.

Now ordinary people, the ordinary superman king, is very easy to make movies and the like, very easy, very easy, and only need to spend money.

British netizens and so on are crying harder again. Look, look, our British Empire is everywhere, and the nations are kneeling and licking, and they really smashed the United States out of the United States. Already: I ​​used to beat you to shit.

The American war does not look at the bravery and unyielding of the United States~www.readwn.com~Washington pretends to be invincible, but it is actually the war between France and Britain. France also led to the French Revolution because of this incident, and because of helping the United States to fight Britain, it caused a financial crisis.

In the 21st century, look at some British Prime Ministers who lick the chrysanthemums of American sons all day long. The sons should behave as much as they want to clean up the Middle East rebels. Who do you think he is? The Prime Minister of the British Empire or the servant of the Little British Kingdom?

But in reality, that’s it for a few days. The moving is moving. You want to return to our human world. We still don’t agree! Because our human world is super rich, and you guys, don't look at such a good appearance and temperament so eloquent, in fact, all of them are mostly debt paupers.

Oh, I want to use the supreme welfare of our human world to help you improve your financial situation.

This is real life.

So let the dead go back to their own country. Goodbye!

By the way, thank you for your performance.

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