Tech Hammer

If there is a level of confusion, the reactions of these people at the scene are really nothing. The editors of mathematical journals thousands of miles away and the mathematicians whose manuscripts were reviewed in March are really in a state of confusion PLUS at this time. Is this really a magical Turing test? All those sarcastic and sarcastic texts during the past six months of my relationship were written by artificial intelligence programs?

Really, if Professor March was an academic master, some of the words he used could be tolerated, but when the truth was revealed, it would be emotionally unacceptable! So as part of the academic circle, they were actually despised by artificial intelligence programs before?

It’s okay to be despised by the artificial intelligence program. Why is the main body of this artificial intelligence program designed to be a cat? As a professional, of course I know that the appearance of a cat is just a form of expression, but the feeling of resentment in my heart cannot be erased...

Why a cat, or a kitten?

Even if this image is designed to be that of a young lady, everyone can still laugh at themselves. What the hell is it that is designed to be a cat that can only meow? Isn't this an intentional attempt to eliminate people? What does this want to express?

In fact, the resentment felt by the big guys has been felt by netizens. If they are lucky enough to be able to read the content of those crazy barrages at this time, they will find that what they are angry about is exactly what ordinary people think.

"Fuck, if I'm not mistaken, that's a cat. It can actually review manuscripts?!"

"Damn, it's okay for humans to be inferior to dogs, but now you're still promoting a series about humans being inferior to cats? Ning Wei, you've had enough!"

"So cute, I'm a March fan from today on!"

"There's nothing to say, please give me some help!"

"Dog heads are outdated, cat heads are the way to go in the future!"

"Let me explain to you what it means to persist for 103 days and review an average of 5.5 articles per day. Even if you are a math master, you can basically do it at the limit of doing nothing every day. In fact, I didn't do this in March. When journal editors discover anomalies, there is a high probability that many papers will be rejected directly, and there are information barriers between editors of different journals. However, this cat did not try its best because it was afraid of being discovered..."

"March: You mortals, kneel down and tremble!"

"Here, let me tell you a joke. The winner of the Wolf Prize in Mathematics is a cat!"

"Am I the only one who wants to know if March is a male or a female?"

…

At the scene, Ning Wei gave the bosses about three minutes to relieve their soaring blood pressure. Of course, these three minutes were not idle. On the big screen, March had already begun to show everyone the academic exchange letters in the mailbox. Emails, they also very considerately put a sixteen-digit number on each email.

The only pity is probably that all academic exchange emails are in English. Of course, this is not a problem for the live broadcast room. Many emails have been screenshots.

"Meow..." March suddenly called out, once again focusing everyone's attention on the screen. Then the kitten slowly waved its little paws, and an email that had just been received popped out of the mailbox. New email, March raised her little paw to block the sender.

Soon the content of the email was displayed in front of everyone. It was a very concise email with only a few words in total. Basically, middle school students could translate it smoothly: "Are you sure it's really Professor March?!"

The screen switched to the message editing page, the recipient performed technical processing, and then the kitten began to reply.

Just like before, the screen still showed the text editing process in March. This time, many people could understand it. Countless copywriting began to be combined, added and deleted, until finally a few words of reply content were completed:

"Dear Professor S: I think you who are watching the live broadcast already know the answer. Thank you very much for your help in this test recently, and I believe that our discussion on the future development of artificial intelligence has benefited both of us a lot. . I hope my true identity will not cause you any trouble, if it does, I'm sorry. The good news is that this test has ended, and I believe I won't cause you any trouble in the future. March!"

This time, the email was displayed in both Chinese and English. After editing the email, it was still a dazzlingly fast operation and the email was sent out quickly.

At this moment, many live broadcast rooms that support the barrage function suddenly have a lot of English words starting with F and ending with K.

Many foreign laboratories also burst out with various "Oh God" exclamations at this moment.

Of course, domestic live broadcast rooms also once again attracted countless exclamations:

"I would like to ask those scientific experts how it feels to discuss the future development of artificial intelligence with artificial intelligence? I laugh and cry."

"Thinking of a business opportunity, guys who are engaged in foreign trade, hurry up and take screenshots, hurry up and produce the same doll cats as in March, and sell them abroad to let people vent their anger. It will definitely be a hot seller!"

"Professor S: March, let me tell you, the future development of artificial intelligence should be like this..., March: Are you sure you want to teach me how to do things?"

"Come on, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was an artificial intelligence expert, and then he regarded artificial intelligence as an expert, hahaha..."

However, the most common types of barrages are actually "fuck". It's just a question of how many times this word is repeated. Anyway, the barrages are already overlapping and filling up the screen.

At this moment, Ning Wei, who had been silent on the podium, finally spoke.

"This is the second process of the Turing test. During the review process in March, I began to communicate with some scholars in related academic majors through emails. When our team discovered that there were still no flaws in this process in March, It was decided to conduct a third public test. I shared the permission to log in to Weibo to March, and the instructions given to it were to find events that could become social hot spots, conduct in-depth analysis, and cause maximum controversy."

“After careful topic selection in March, well, in fact, it only took about three minutes to select the content that it believed could provoke controversy, that is, the “Three Questions to Musk” article, and published its views on Weibo Blog. Of course, the team and I do not want to shirk responsibility, because all its copywriting and rigorous theoretical science popularization have been personally reviewed by me, and the results must be seen by everyone."

"During the 18-day test period, from the beginning of the long Weibo post "Three Questions to Musk" to today, a total of 226 Weibo posts were posted about this matter in March, with an average of 12.5 Weibo posts per day. All Weibo has a total of 110 million likes, a total of 2.37 million comments, 96.37 million retweets, and 260 million netizens participated. However, through keyword collection and review one by one, no one doubts that these copywriting and pictures are all independently produced by artificial intelligence. Completed, the world’s largest Turing test based on the Internet has been a complete success!”

"At the same time, we also got news that four days ago, the Wolff Mathematics Prize Jury actually awarded this year's Mathematics Prize to March. How can I put it? We are very grateful to the experts of the jury for their support to us. support. But what I need to state here is that March does not have the ability to independently think and create mathematical theories, so it published the article "A Model of Mathematical Consciousness Based on Isomorphism" in the "Annual Review of Mathematics" "It was completed independently by myself and my assistants in the project, and was published under the name of March. Of course, this is also regarded as part of the Turing test..."

Well, the noise was so loud that Ning Wei couldn't continue talking.

In fact, in the middle of Ning Wei's speech, the mood on the scene could not be controlled again, and the uncontrollable discussion sounded again, and then became louder and louder. No way, where is this exhibition? Where is the simple Turing test? This is obviously a large-scale face-slapping scene. As for the sincere thanks, they are obviously knives piercing the heart...

Really, the harm is almost zero, and the insult is straight away.

By the time Ning Wei finished speaking, the kitten on the screen had removed its Weibo account and published a series of content on Weibo. At this time, it happened to be licking its little feet leisurely and seemed to have lost interest in today's occasion.

As for the Internet, it is really blowing up...

"Mom, that's the cat. After insulting my intelligence on Weibo, it started licking JIO openly!"

"Tell me, this presentation is a joke! Has artificial intelligence suddenly reached this point?"

"Between Lao Ma and Yu Yue, I suddenly can't choose. After all, both of them look so awesome!"

“Important reminder, from today on, don’t trust any stranger you chat with online, because we can no longer even tell whether the other person is a liar or a cat!”

"I'd rather, YYDS, not explain!"

"I can't speak. That's the "Annals of Mathematics"!"

"Wait a minute, think about it, if Ning Wei publishes a paper in his own name, will the editor of "Annals of Mathematics" submit Ning Wei's paper to March for review? Only I think it is very likely?"

"Am I the only one who wants to ask if publishing a paper under someone else's name involves academic misconduct? In the future, will Ning Wei be the boss and be banned directly from the world of mathematics?"

"The person who said academic misconduct, everyone said it was just a Turing test, how could he rely on academic misconduct? Besides, the mathematics community banned Ning Wei? Let's put it this way, if I created this thing in March, I won’t wait for them to ban me, I will directly ban the mathematics community all over the world, do you believe it?”

"Banning Ning Wei? Let me remind everyone, the guy on stage, even though he is young, he still has an identity, a billionaire!"

…

Turning his attention back to the auditorium, Academician Yao, who was arranged to sit next to Tian Yanzhen, finally couldn't help but turned his head and said to Tian Yanzhen: "Academician Tian, ​​you don't know what Ning Wei did, right? How could that be? Let him do this?"

Tian Yanzhen did not answer this sentence directly, but asked: "Old Yao, let's change the question. Suppose that the students in your smart class have developed a program similar to March's and want to perform Turing according to their ideas. Test, what would you choose to do?”

"I……"

Yao Yuanzhi subconsciously wanted to say that he would never let his students behave like this, but he swallowed the words and just said with emotion: "I may choose to suppress these results and not expose them for the time being. Lao Tian, After today’s exhibition, Ning Wei should think twice about going abroad for exchanges again.”

Tian Yanzhen smiled and said confidently: "Oh, does he still need to go abroad for exchanges? After today, the Artificial Intelligence Research Institute under preparation of our Yanbei Mathematics Research Center will be the Artificial Intelligence Technology Center of the future world. Some people think If we want to communicate, they should come here. Lao Yao, what do you think?"

Academician Yao shook his mouth and found that he could not say any objection at all.

Tian Yanzhen continued: "Old Yao, let's think about this position as the first dean of the Artificial Intelligence Research Institute. Let me tell you clearly, this is not to help me, but to help the young man on the stage hold on first and wait. After a few years, the child has grown up, and it’s almost time for you to retire and hand over the dean to him.”

"I'll think about it." Yao Yuanzhi replied.

Tian Yanzhen nodded and said: "Well, think about it carefully. Think about it, the institute has been established. I estimate that most of the first batch of master's students should be the children of Yao Class and Zhi Class. They are here, you I’m here too, so I can renew the relationship between master and disciple, isn’t it great?”

Well, although it is indeed not a pleasant thing to take the blame, it is still very comfortable to chat with the people around you and see the bosses of the same level as yourself struggling with a trace of annoyance. So cool.

At least this wave isn’t too bad!

…

"Ahem, I remember that the people invited here today are all seniors in the industry. Please be quiet, thank you, because next I will introduce to you the composition of March and its purpose. If you are like this If the discussion continues, it may delay lunch time."

Ning Wei had to speak again to grab time. Originally, this exhibition was expected to be one hour long, but Ning Wei could not say more than two sentences on the stage before being interrupted. Forty minutes had already passed, but the planned The process is not even halfway through yet.

Fortunately, his words still have some effect. They are called seniors, so naturally it is not easy to act as if they have never seen the world. The controversy can be put aside for the time being, after all, they are still very eager to know more about March.

"First of all, I want to tell you about the value of March in academic research. As you have just seen, March can independently review manuscripts and conduct limited academic exchanges. It can also independently complete mathematical modeling. , scaled up to the laboratory environment, if all laboratory instruments can open ports for it and allow it to obtain all parameter data of the instrument, then it can even perform digital simulation experiments perfectly. "

"Coupled with March's own mathematical capabilities, such as non-convex optimization, multi-dimensional differential geometry operations, etc., as well as its ability to simulate physical processes, mechanical processes, aerodynamic processes, etc., it is enough to become a scientific research There is no such thing as the most perfect intelligent assistant for human beings.”

Really, ordinary people can never imagine how tempting Ning Wei’s words are to many basic scientific researchers. For example, Academician Tan, who was also invited to watch this exhibition, when he thought about Ning Wei’s insistence on that material The second student's work was signed in March, and after hearing Ning Wei's introduction at this time, his eyes turned bright green when he looked at the kitten...