Tao Yao’s Free and Fast Life

    Lao Mingyuan knows that he is not the opponent of Tao Yao, but he is able to bend and stretch. He was beaten by Tao Yao just now, but he can immediately kneel down with a flattering smile on his face Begging for mercy: "I don't know what kind of immortal you are, and whether the little one has offended you inadvertently, and only provoked the big immortal's great power. Daxian sent offerings, and asked Daxian to forgive the little one."

      Only people can stop itching, and you are what I use to stop itching, so don’t say anything, just be obediently beaten by me.”

    After speaking, Tao Yao slapped Lao Mingyuan in the face again, making him almost shoved.

    The light slap in the face was not enough, the Tao Yao changed the target and slapped Lao Mingyuan all over his body.

      .

    This time, he used all his strength to beat the peach demon. Even in the dream, Lao Mingyuan triggered the self-protection mechanism and fainted, and did not wake up from the dream.

    Seeing him lying motionless on the ground like a dead fish, the peach demon threw away the wooden plank in his hand to remove the dream, and then kicked a few times before going out of the room to find the two children .

    They were frightened by Lao Mingyuan just now.

    The Tao Yao opened the door, and the two children with panic expressions on their faces immediately gathered around and asked with concern, "Mom, are you all right? Did Dad beat you?"

    "No." Tao Yao squatted down and touched the heads of the two children, "Mom just had a good conversation with your father, and it's all right now."

    The younger sister, Lao Boya, burst into laughter when she heard the words. The elder brother, Lao Bowen, is older and knows more things than the younger sister. He will not be fooled at will like the younger sister.

    He looked at the scar on Tao Yao's arm, touched it lightly, and asked, "Mom, did Dad hit it?"

    The original owner did not want the two children to know about these things. Although Tao Yao did not agree with it very much, thinking that this would cause the two children to misunderstand, she still maintained her approach and denied it with a smile: "No, it was accidentally knocked by my mother."

    Anyway, Lao Mingyuan won't be able to beat it in the future, so it shouldn't be a problem to do so.

    Lao Bowen lowered his eyes, with a gloomy expression on his face, and said: "Mom, you lied to me, I also saw this on Xiaoyu's mother, every time her mother had an injury on her hand, Xiaoyu would cry, saying that it was her father who beat her, she hated her father, and I hated my father too, he always murdered her mother."

    Tao Yao raised her eyebrows. I didn't expect that there are many domestic violence people in this small place. There are two such families in one class.

    Although the child's suspicion was aroused, Tao Yao still followed the original owner's decision, used some reasons to prevaricate the child, and concealed the matter.

    It pinched Luo Bowen's nose and said: "You stinky boy, you are a big kid, you think too much, have you forgotten? Your mother taught you to be honest, so you will definitely Set an example and never lie, if I say this injury is a fall, it is a fall.”

    "Really?" Luo Bowen is still young and his brain is not enough. Hearing this, he felt a little shaken.

    Peach Demon said firmly: "Really."

    "Oh, it's fine." Lao Bowen sighed and said, "Then I will believe what my mother said."

    Tao Yao stretched out her hand and flicked his forehead and said, "You are so young, sighing or something, you are acting like a little old man, now it's time for dinner, and mother is going to cook for you. , I won't talk to you anymore, go back to the room with your sister and play."

    Lao Bowen complied and took her sister back to the room to play, while Tao Yao went to the kitchen to cook for the two children.

    Speaking of it, it has not done such a thing for a long time, except that in the first world when it was an educated youth, it had to do it by hand, and the life of the object it possessed was actually good, and there was no need to do housework by itself.

    Originally, the original owner had to cook meals for a large family at this time every day, but when the peach demon came, it was naturally impossible to serve them as a nanny, so I only made the amount for myself and my two children.

    "Don't you scream when you meet people? I don't know what kind of family raises such a daughter, and she has no education at all. No wonder she can't win the favor of men." Li said yin and yang at the door, for fear that the scandal of her own family would not spread, but the original owner's reputation was all bad in her words.

    Wanli finished digging at the peach demon, and her father-in-law labored three pretended to smooth things out and said: "Okay, what to say, don't you think the house is not messy enough? If you are deaf, you don’t need to be a family man. You care about what your daughter-in-law does, as long as your son likes it. We old people care too much, and if you can’t get it right, you will be disgusted.”

    Tao Yao looked back at the two people standing at the door, and thought to let them go for a few seconds, don't rush to clean up, or else they fell at the door and were seen by others, thinking they were caught by it It was dizzy, so it continued to walk into the room with the food.

    Wan Li saw that her daughter-in-law was so arrogant today, and immediately ran into the room and said, "What about you, didn't you see us coming back? You can't even say a word to your parents. Call?"

    Tao Yao saw the two of them walking into the middle of the hall, and showed a smile, making Wan Li and Lao San laugh so hard that they couldn't understand, and was about to speak, but suddenly it turned black and her body slammed. slammed into the living room.

    The food was delivered to the children's house, Tao Yao asked Luo Bowen, "Can you eat with your sister?"

    Lao Bowen nodded and said, "Okay, is mom okay?"

    Tao Yao nodded and said, "Yes, mother and grandparents have something to say, so you and your sister have dinner first?"

    "Okay." The two brothers and sisters were very good, and they didn't make a fuss about the peach demon to feed.

    After communicating with the two siblings, Tao Yao returned to the living room, kicked Wanli and Lao San back to their room, and closed the door into their dreamland.

    This time it connected Wanli and Lao San with their skills, so they opened their eyes in their dreams and found that they came to a strange place at the same time as each other.

    "Where is this...where?" Wanli said in a panic, the surrounding environment was too gloomy, like a mass grave at night, and the surrounding wind was blowing, making people's scalp numb.

    Lao San also felt strange and said, "I don't know, didn't we just come home from the fourth one?"

    He still remembers his wife looking for his daughter-in-law as soon as he entered the door, and he didn't know how to come to this ghost place.

    Because the surrounding environment was so terrifying, the couple were frightened enough, just when they thought they were going to die in this ghost place, they suddenly saw their daughter-in-law coming from a distance.

    "Qiu Shuxian?" Wan Li was surprised, poked her husband with her elbow and said, "Could it be that she is playing a ghost?"

    Lao San shook his head and said, "I don't know."

    Although he said so, Wan Li had already determined that this was done by her daughter-in-law, and immediately scolded: "I just said that this Qiu Shuxian is not a good person. After coming to our house, our son has a temperament. Great change, beating and scolding at home every three days, there must be something evil about her, my poor son, no wonder he wants to beat his wife, facing this ghost every day, can you feel good? It has affected us, and it seems that my son usually beats less, so she should be beaten to death."

    The peach demon heard Wanli's scolding as soon as she came over, thinking that the mother and son were in the same line, and they didn't have long eyes. Since they knew it had special abilities, then they should kneel down and beg for mercy That's right, but he still swears and curses. Isn't this courting death?

    So the peach demon will fulfill her, lest she scold her for too long and be thirsty, see how considerate it is.

    Under the control of Tao Yao, the surrounding scene changed slightly. A wooden shelf appeared behind Wanli Laosan, and the two of them were instantly hung upside down on the wooden shelf.

    The angle of view suddenly turned upside down, all the blood rushed to the brain, Wanli screamed in horror, and Lao San also rolled his eyes in fright.

    Peach Yao walked to the two of them, transformed into a wooden board and held it in her hand, tapped them on the face lightly and said, "You were just saying, who are you going to kill?"

    Wanli's spleen is somewhat similar to that of Lao Mingyuan, even if she is hanged now, she doesn't feel any danger if she is about to be beaten, but she is very dissatisfied with the presence of the Tao Yao old god, the way "What about you, why didn't my son beat you to death to save me suffering now?"

    Because her words were too ferocious, and she didn't look scared at all, it made Tao Yao a little dazed.

    It has traveled through several worlds, and naturally knows that there is a saying in human beings that ghosts are afraid of evil people and swear words, so when they encounter ghosts, as long as they swear at swear words, the ghosts will be scared away. It is not clear whether Wan Li had this idea.

    But no matter what she was thinking, it was impossible to succeed, but because the attitude of these two people made it too unpleasant, so she came up with a new way of coping.

    Today it beat Lao Mingyuan three times, and he was tired of beating, and needs to be adjusted. Now facing these two old people, let's change the way of playing, it is considered to be old.

    Tao Yao transformed into a chair and sat down, then said to Wan Li and Lao San: "Now I'll give you two a chance to apologize to me, maybe I'll let you go as soon as I'm in a good mood. Woolen cloth."

    Wan Li, a spleen, how could she show weakness, when she heard Tao Yao's words, she immediately scolded a bunch of swear words.

    She didn't say a few words when Tao Yao felt that her ears were heavily polluted and decided to let her wash her mouth.

    "Your mouth is so stinky, like your son, it's smoking me. I'm very unhappy, so I'm going to punish you."

    Tao Yao's voice just fell, when a basin of water suddenly poured from the sky, making Wan Li and Lao San wet.

    Lao San thought he could escape without speaking, but unexpectedly he was also splashed with water together with Wan Li, he spat out the water in his mouth and said, "Why should I be punished too? ?"

    Tao Yao smiled and said, "Sit even, as a husband, you have a problem with advancing and retreating with your wife? Seeing that you are so angry, is it because you hate your wife for dragging you down?"

    It just said it casually, but Wanli listened to it, and immediately glared, turned her head and stared at Lao San and said, "Lao San! What do you mean?"

      What do you say, it shouldn't be hung up or splashed with water, all these are implicated by Wan Li, can't he give birth yet?

    However, he also knows his wife's violent temper. If he dares to speak his heart out, he will definitely have no good fruit, so he can only explain: "There is no such thing, that thing is sowing discord, Don't be fooled, or we'll be tricked."

    It's good that Lao San didn't say this. When he said that the peach demon provoked, Wan Li's spleen immediately rushed to her head and began to curse.

    The peach demon frowned, it seems that this person does not shed tears without seeing the coffin. There was an abyss-like pit, and then the material of the rope that bound the two was changed into an elastic rope, so that they could feel the pleasure of bungee jumping.

    Soon the whole space was filled with the screams of Wanli and Lao San, and the two of them were so frightened that they urinated on the floor.

    The peach demon made them jump for more than ten minutes before they were completely stunned, then left the dream and went to Lao Bowen's room to clean up the dishes.

    After it finished eating and washed the dishes, the three family members woke up from the coma.

    The three of them woke up and still remembered the terrible scene in the dream. Although they haven't communicated with each other, they don't know that other people have the same situation as themselves, but as long as they think that these unpleasantness is caused by Qiu Shuxian , they were particularly annoyed, and had to get up and find trouble with Tao Yao.

    Lao Mingyuan was rectified three times in a row. He knew that things were going to happen slowly, so he pretended to be very good after leaving the room and wanted to use his emotions to buy Tao Yao, but his plan was interrupted by his parents.

    Wan Li and Lao San were treated only once, they just thought it was because their daughter-in-law looked at them when they got home, so they would have nightmares, so they immediately yelled when they walked out of the room.

    "Qiu Shuxian, what do you mean with a stinky face? Do you want to divorce my son? Otherwise, who will you show your face to?"

    Lao San also echoed his wife and said: "Yeah, Shuxian, we are a family, if you are not satisfied, say it and we will discuss it together. Your mother and I looked into it and thought about it more."

    —would have nightmares.

    Lao San didn't say the last sentence. Father-in-law dreaming of his daughter-in-law was too outrageous. Although the content was terrifying, others would not think so when they heard it.

    The peach demon made the original owner's cowardly look and said, "Dad, what are you talking about? When did I show your face?"

    Affected by its skills, it is easy to distinguish the boundaries between reality and dreams, so Tao Yao is not worried that her strategy will be seen through, it has not played enough, it must be done Family doubts about life.

    "When we just came back, not only did you not say hello when you saw us, but the expression on your face was still the same, as if you were very dissatisfied with us." Lao San said.

    Peach Yao said: "Dad, you are right with your mother, right? I just saw you coming back and wanted to say hello to you, but your eyes were straight, as if you were evil, straight He walked into the room, didn't speak to me at all, I was so scared that I didn't dare to make a sound, and then there was a strange noise in your room, I wonder if you came back with unclean things outside."

    "What?" Wan Li and Lao San did not expect to hear such terrible news from their daughter-in-law.

      , Could it be that they were really stunned by dirty things, so they had those strange dreams?

      , the disgust for Qiu Shuxian completely overwhelmed the fear of ghosts, the peach demon has been tossing them with the appearance of the original owner, maybe her anger is on the top, but she is even more angry with the peach demon.

    Peach Yao casually fooled Lao San and Wan Li, packed up the tableware and went back to the room to rest.

    Wanli hasn't eaten dinner yet, and her stomach is growling with hunger. When she sees nothing on the table, she immediately stops Tao Yao and says, "Where's dinner? You didn't cook?"

    The peach demon made a flinch and said, "Because you are all in the room, I don't know when you will come out, so I poured out the leftovers."

    Wanli heard that all the leftovers had been dumped, and said in a panic: "I really don't know how expensive it is, my son's marriage to you is a bloodbath for eight lifetimes, we have not yet When you eat, you dump all the food, are you going to starve us to death? What's the point of this? Mistreatment of the elderly!"

    Lao Mingyuan was tossed several times in his dreams today, and he was also hungry at this time. He originally wanted to play emotional cards with his wife, but when he heard that his wife did not leave him any meals, he suddenly got used to it. Sexually want to wave and hit people.

      Looking at them coldly, my heart suddenly jumped, and I always felt that something was wrong.

    The old couple has just been tossed, Tao Yao is afraid that they will kill them too soon, and the tossing time is not long enough to make them cheaper, so they did not do it to death, but they did not appreciate it. It seems that they have to give them a big gift bag for the whole family today.

    Because Tao Yao's eyes were too terrifying, Wan Li, who was a sturdy fighting force, was also frightened, and silently swallowed all the swearing words behind her.

    But Tao Yao has made a decision at this moment, even if she stops, it will be too late.

    "What are you guys, and I'm not afraid of losing your life?" Tao Yao said.

    This person is still the same, but I don't know why it feels dangerous to the three family members.

    Lao Mingyuan didn't know well, he seemed to fall into a strange dream again, but he couldn't wake up.

    Wan Li and Lao San also realized with hindsight that the environment around them had changed. They were no longer in the living room, and they returned to the ghost place where they bungee jumped.

    Lao San was the least timid, his legs were already shaking, he reached out to hold Wan Li tremblingly and said, "Wife..."

    This time she was not tied up, Wanli was still bluffing, shouting loudly: "Let me out quickly, or when I wake up, I will go to the temple and find the master to take you away."

    Tao Yao sneered: "Fool, tell me what the master said, if you guess wrong, will I let you out of this room?"

    After finishing speaking, it transformed into a row of wooden frames, hanging the three family members upside down.

    Lao Mingyuan is bitter and can't tell, his mother is really a good hand in dragging his legs, he has been pulled into a strange ghost realm for the fourth time today, every time because his mouth is not clean , He had already decided to play emotional cards with his wife just now, but he didn't expect to be implicated by his mother's mouth.

    Although it hurt a few times before being beaten, it was not as uncomfortable as being hung up now. Now the blood from the whole body is rushing to his head, and he feels like his brain is about to explode.

    Wanli was hanged again, only later did she realize those horrible memories before, and she screamed suddenly, afraid of bungee jumping in the abyss again, such a scene was so terrifying, every time she felt that she wanted to She fell into an abyss and was smashed into meat patties, only to be pulled back by a bungee cord. A normal person couldn't take it for more than ten minutes, not to mention that she was too old to be stimulated at all.

    Lao Mingyuan and Lao San next to him were already uncomfortable, but Wan Li was still screaming in their ears, making their ears hurt.

      What should I do if I make a quarrel and slap him in the mouth again?

    Thinking of this, Lao Mingyuan said, "Mom, stop screaming."

    Wanli was scared and wanted to vent, but her son told her not to scream, she immediately put her emotions on her son: "It's all your fault, why do you want to marry such a thing, now It made our house uneasy, you should have beaten her to death before."

    Peach Yao heard Wanli start arranging the original master again, transformed a board in her hand, slapped her mouth fiercely and said, "Who are you talking about?"

    Wan Li's lips swelled up immediately, and her eyes stared at Tao Yao angrily.

    Peach Yao poked Lao Mingyuan's calf with a board and said, "I think today's punishment is enough, but because your mother is so hateful, I can only continue to punish you, you know In ancient times, there was a criminal law system called 'Lian Si', right? What this woman said just now made me very unhappy, so the two of you should also be punished."

    Lao Mingyuan has been beaten so many times today, and he naturally knows the power of the board in Tao Yao's hand. Before he could beg for mercy, he was slapped hard in the mouth and immediately owned it like his mother. The same sausage mouth.

    Lao San, who was next to him, didn't react yet, and his mouth suddenly hurt. My wife, why is her mouth so broken, she has to say those words to provoke this thing.

    After fighting the three, Tao Yao turned around and said, "Why don't you continue talking? That way I have a chance to have a seizure?"

    I was beaten just now, how dare the three of the Lao family be ignorant and keep their mouths tightly closed.

    Unexpectedly, if they don't speak, Tao Yao can also find an excuse to beat people: "You let me take the board out but it's useless, I'm very raw and in a bad mood, so I have to be punished ."

    Then the three people were beaten overwhelmingly and violently. They thought in their hearts, is there something wrong with this thing? When people talk about it, it is in a bad mood, so they want to beat people, but they don't speak, it I'm also in a bad mood and want to hit people. Isn't this tricking people?

    Tao Yao beat them hard and said, "It's much more comfortable, and if you have nothing to do, you will beat people up. No wonder you like to beat your wife so much."

    The last sentence was said to Lao Mingyuan. Hearing this, Lao Mingyuan's heart jumped, and a thought flashed in his heart, but he couldn't grasp it.

    Soon he didn't have time to delve into that thought, because Tao Yao spoke again.

    "In order to punish you for your bad breath today, let's hang here for one night. I hope you can remember this lesson and don't do it again in the future."

    After speaking, Tao Yao left the dreamland, leaving her hometown of three.

    After being beaten several times, Lao Mingyuan already knew that he could only listen to what he said, and he didn't dare to expect it to come true.

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