Sword Slaying The Heavens

  Chapter 80 Bald Bird's Underpants

The bald bird stared straight at Chen Fan with wide-eyed eyes. Under its body, at some point, there was a pair of large underpants of different colors, which completely covered its own bird's buttocks and thighs. It looks even more ridiculous!

   But Chen Fan seemed unmoved, still looking at it blankly, then turned his head away without saying anything.

   "Boy, what kind of attitude do you have? Come and see the old man's new pants." The bald bird swaggered into the room and swung the pants up.

   "That's right." Chen Fan didn't look at it any more, and after casually responding, he took out the jade slip directly from the storage ring.

"Those two maids are pretty good. I asked them to make a pair of trousers. I didn't expect it to fit so well. The color is also very good..." Bald Bird lowered his head to admire his new trousers, very proud, chattering endlessly, waiting until When he raised his head again, he realized that there was a jade slip stuck between Chen Fan's eyebrows, and he had already entered it.

   "Damn, I have no eyesight." The bald bird jumped onto the head of the bed after speaking, fell down and squinted to sleep.

   One night passed...

  A ray of sunlight shines through the gaps in the window sill, and falls into the wing room, while the fragrance of birds and flowers is still outside the house.

  Chen Fan slowly opened his eyes. This time, he was finally not seriously injured. The kendo fragments in his body shattered and shattered, but they continued to become stronger after all.

  The bald bird also jumped up from the head of the bed and shouted loudly: "The panacea, the old man is here."

  After a brief wash, Xiaobai and Xiaobai were already waiting outside the door. After Chen Fan opened the door, the two blushed and saluted Chen Fan with a slight smile, but there was always a trace of worry in their eyes.

   "Don't be nervous, even if you can't succeed, I will protect you." Chen Fan said lightly.

   "Well, thank you, young master." The two of them were overjoyed when they heard the words, the worry in their eyes was greatly reduced, and they also forgot about Chen Fan telling them not to call him young master.

  Chen Fan didn't say anything more, and took out the black iron token given to him by the bald bird from the storage, the token of the master of Wanjian Sect.

   Afterwards, a group of people went to Wanjian Villa in the city.

   Along the way, several people once again met passers-by's sideways glances, especially the colorful and colorful underpants on the bald-haired bird today, which were still eye-catching, which made countless monks laugh and discuss in low voices.

   "Look, the ugly bird has a colorful cloth around it."

   "Could it be that you know you're ugly and want to show yourself less?"

   "No, that's a pair of big colored pants, haha."

  The bald-haired bird suddenly became furious, but because it wanted to get the panacea, it didn't have a big attack, but its mouth can't be spared.

   "Ugly, old man, these are pants."

   "What do you look at, the one in the blue dress, yes, that's you, look at what clothes you're wearing, the whole body is the same color, it shows that you are single-minded and stupid."

  The bald bird waved its bare wings, pointing at passers-by, and never stopped talking.

"You..." The cultivator in blue immediately became angry, and was about to make a move, but was stopped by others. After whispering a few words in his ear, the man gave Xiaobai a surprised look, then bowed his head and left embarrassingly. .

   In the middle stage of foundation establishment, in this Tianchi city, they can be regarded as a strong party, no one dares to offend easily, let alone now that there are two middle stage foundation establishment, who wants to go up and ask for shame.

  At this moment, there was a sudden commotion behind the few people, followed by the sound of dense footsteps, and the pedestrians on the road exclaimed and hid aside.

Chen Fan frowned slightly, and everyone turned around to take a look, only to find that it was a carriage, but the one pulling the cart was not a horse, but a triangular ox, who had already cultivated Qi to the ninth level, but was imprisoned and taken away. Come as a coolie to pull the cart.

The triangular ox didn't care about the pedestrians on the street at all, and rushed forward at a faster pace. The carriage behind it was quite huge in shape, and it was made of a rare wood that exuded a faint fragrance. People in it can feel refreshed.

   "Moo!" At this time, the Triangle Bull has already rushed in front of Chen Fan and the others. Seeing that Chen Fan and the others did not dodge like the others, the Bull roared angrily, but the speed did not slow down.

"Damn, you stupid cow, don't let the old man stop." The bald bird pointed at the triangular bull and scolded. Unexpectedly, as soon as the words were spoken, the Sanjiang bull never stopped, but instead showed a trace of anger and accelerated. out of pace.

  Big and small whites' faces froze, and if they were able to drive a monster at the ninth level of Qi training, they must be people of extraordinary background.

  Chen Fan had a calm expression on his face, and the long sword in his hand came out of the sheath with a "shua", and immediately the tip of the sword pointed directly at the triangle bull, and a majestic and terrifying sword intent also dissipated instantly.

  Seeing this, the triangular ox showed fear in his eyes, and hurriedly stomped on the ground with his four feet, trying to stop there.

However, it still arched all the bluestone slabs on the entire street, and slid several meters on the ground. The carriage behind it also slammed forward due to inertia, but it was directly pushed away by a soft force suddenly emanating from the carriage. The inertia was wiped out, and the entire carriage stopped firmly in place.

  For a while, everyone on the street also fell silent, staring at the carriage one after another, as if they were curious about what kind of important person would appear.

   Some people looked at Chen Fan and the others gloatingly, secretly thinking that the people in the carriage decided to teach them a lesson.

   "Damn it, whose broken car is so ugly? It scares the old man. Hurry up and pay for some panacea. Spiritual artifacts are also acceptable." The bald bird looked at the carriage as a matter of course and said loudly.

  The onlookers couldn't help being startled when they heard the words, and then they all secretly scolded this ugly bird for being shameless, you scared others and didn't allow others to discuss it, now you are scared and want to claim compensation from others? And in terms of appearance, whether it is the triangle bull or the carriage, they are far more beautiful than the bald bird.

   "Who dares to stop my son's car?" At this moment, a flat and coercive voice came from the carriage.

   Immediately, a piece of cloth in front of the carriage was pulled away, and everyone felt a blur before their eyes, and a figure suddenly jumped out of it, appearing in front of everyone.

  Chen Fan frowned slightly. The man in front of him was dressed in a fine attire and looked handsome, but there was a hint of coldness in the corner of his eyes, and his cultivation had reached the middle stage of foundation establishment.

   "Boy, is this car yours? You scare the old man, hurry up and pay for some magic medicine or magic weapon." The bald bird raised its head and said.

  The onlookers were speechless for a moment. Just now they were shouting for panacea and magic weapon. In the blink of an eye, they went up to asking for magic medicine and magic weapon.

   "Oh? A monster with an enlightened mind." The young man looked at the bald bird, then shook his head and said, "It's a pity that it's too ugly, otherwise it can be bought and raised at home."

   "Where is the hairy boy, believe it or not, I sneezed and told you to go back to your mother's womb?" the bald bird said angrily.

The young man still had a faint smile on his face, shook his head again, ignored the bald bird, turned to look at Chen Fan, and said in a deep voice, "Is this your beast pet? Seeing that you are dressed like A person from a poor place, right? For the sake of your cultivation, I will quickly take your pet and leave, and I won’t bother you about blocking the way.”

   Chen Fan frowned, ignored the young man, said softly "let's go" to Xiaobai, then turned around and continued to walk in the direction of Wanjian Villa, Xiaobai hurriedly followed after seeing this.

   But in this way, it also blocked the way of the carriage. Finally, a gloomy look flashed across the young man's face, and he said with a deep smile: "Little brother, do you want to die here today?"

   After taking two steps, Chen Fan paused, and without turning his head, he said calmly, "Noisy."

  The voice was not loud, but it penetrated into everyone's ears. The young man's face darkened suddenly, and he shouted angrily: "You are courting death!"

   Immediately, he took out a yellow talisman in his hand, intending to pat it on Chen Fan.

   "Fellow Daoist Bai, please be merciful." The cloth in the carriage suddenly moved slightly, and a light and clean female voice came out from it.

[I saw that everyone said that the update is too slow. In fact, apart from the slow hands of the commoner, each plot also takes a lot of time to conceive. In order to make everyone happy, the commoner does not want to lose quality for the sake of speed. From now on, there will be two to three updates every day. Update, the update time is 7:00pm and 11:00pm, there will be updates from time to time, thank you for your support. 】

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