Survival in the Wilderness: Live Broadcast My Leisure Life

Chapter 263 Dragon meat in the sky, hall meat on the ground! (1, please order all!)

I learned a language in two hours, what the hell is this world!

Not only Li Shuixin didn’t believe it, but even his brain-dead fans didn’t believe it.

“It just took me two minutes to learn Chinese.”

“Two minutes, Japanese, をマスターしました!”

“Jaipassédeux minutes à matriserlefranais!

jokes from all over the world.

“Hello everyone, I’m Lin Han’s English teacher. I can attest that Lin Han’s English was really poor when he was in school. He scored 81 in the three-mode test, which was his best grade in three years in high school. I haven’t seen him for months, and he speaks better English than me! 39

“Hey, English teacher? You made fun of me, I’m still Lin Shen’s language teacher.

“Hello, I’m Lin Han’s physics teacher. I can prove that Lin Han was really bad at physics when he was in school. How come he’s going to win the Nobel Prize after not seeing him for a few months!”

“Hello, I’m Lin Han’s physical education teacher… In fact, what I want to say is that Lin Han’s martial arts are all taught by me. Why haven’t he seen his martial arts for a few months, and his martial arts have not improved at all. 22

“Hello, I’m Lin Han’s head teacher. In fact, Lin Han scored zero in the college entrance examination and was taken away by the national security…”

Come on guys, can you be a little more funny?

Everyone didn’t struggle with Lin Han’s language talent for a long time. Everyone believed that he was actually a language genius, and he was proficient in English…or even more languages.

Because Lin Han has always performed brilliantly, once this idea arises in people’s minds, it is deeply ingrained and there is no doubt about it.

Everyone didn’t struggle with this matter for too long. Together with Li Shuixin, they were quickly attracted by the police.

When Lin Han lifted the lid,

Under the illumination of the lamp stick, a hot air with a strong police fragrance rushed up, instantly filling the entire electric shed.

In an instant, it was intoxicating.

Li Shuixin took a deep breath through his nose, then forgot everything and shouted, “It’s so fragrant!”

Lin Han is a language genius, better than me?

who cares!

No matter how good he is, he is my man!

Nothing else matters.

The sleepy pets waiting beside them also stood up abruptly, wiping their eyes brightly one by one, staring intently at the pot.

All pets have saliva hanging from the corners of their mouths.

“Come on, let’s line up, everyone has a bowl.

Lin Han picked up the atmosphere, like a chef in the school cafeteria, and the commander brigade stood up.

Li Shuixin blinked mischievously, held a bowl, and jumped into the front of the line like a little rabbit.

She cut in line and no one would say anything.

Lin Han glanced at her, and his eyes stayed on that lovely face for a while. Then pick up a large bowl, dew a bowl of smoldering canned meat, and put the steamed pot on the top and cover the tin of meat.

“Look, be careful.

Lin Han held the big bowl and placed the bottom of the bowl on Li Shuixin’s hand.

In this way, Li Shuixin will not be scalded.

“Next”..

Lin Han picked up a bowl and filled another bowl.

The second is Xiao Ye, although it came the latest, but because pets are afraid of it, it has become the first pet.

Although you have never communicated with other pets, it does not affect your awe of it.

Xiao Ye smelled the fragrant donkey meat, and She kept her head in front of her mother-in-law’s jagged teeth.

“Wait a moment,

Just when it was about to take the donkey meat away, Lin Han gave it a large spoonful of rice with a rice spoon, “Eat with it.”

“Good host.”

In order to satisfy all pets, Lin Han specially made a large clay pot.

But even so, each pet can only get one bowl, no more.

“Wow, I also want to queue up.”

“Looking at how delicious it looks, I haven’t drooled like this for a long time.”

“As soon as I finished eating, I was poisoned by Lin Shen, so I got rusty again.

“Can you not give close-ups to the camera, do you know that it is already nine o’clock in the evening! The shooting is so beautiful, I can stand it, but my stomach can’t stand it.

“Everyone, hurry up and listen to the meat, and the meat will be sold out tomorrow!”

“People are working overtime, and a bowl of instant noodles is very fragrant. After watching the live broadcast, I suddenly feel tasteless.”

“Eat an egg instant noodles, Laozi has just been thrown from the 26th floor.

“f*ck, it turns out that your grandson threw it, hurry downstairs and pick up the instant noodle bucket on my head!

The live broadcast room is full of joy.

When everyone saw Lin Han’s pet, they lined up to take away their own food in an orderly manner.

One by one, drooling.

They all complained that, as an urbanite, no one’s pets in the Wilderness Survivor eat well.

Tianshou.

– Listening to the head is naturally not enough to open so many mouths, but Lin Han can’t cook so many meals every time. Unless he becomes “Little Chef Lin” and cooks all day.

Every time the pets eat, they can eat some of the delicacies he made, but for other foods, they can only simply ask.

The most delicate one is naturally the table in front of Lin Han.

Smoldering hall meat and rice noodles, golden roast swallows, ham and sausage platter, and a large pot of fragrant rice.

For some unknown reason, all attributes of Lin Han improved after exploring Kirishima.

I thought that the amount of food in each meal would become larger, but Lin Han found that his food intake has become smaller recently.

In the previous meal, I had to eat two or three catties of rice and five or six catties of meat.

Almost halved now.

However, his strength did not decrease at all, and he continued to maintain the growth rate of crude oil.

Of course, if there is nothing wrong with his body, Lin Han doesn’t bother to pay attention to these things.

“Wow~ha~”

Li Shuixin started directly, picked up a piece of golden rice and sprayed it,

Although it was steamed for a few minutes, the crockpot still maintained its original crispness and tasted crunchy.

“Yeah! It’s delicious, Lin Han, try it too.”

Li Shuixin took a small piece of it with his hand, stretched out a snow-white arm, and brought the rice to Lin Han’s mouth.

“Retaining the original sweetness of Guoba, and adding the aroma of tin meat, the two flavors are mixed together, just like applying a layer of seasoning to Guoba, fragrant and crispy, so delicious! 33

Li Shuixin fed Lin Han a bite, with a very satisfied expression on his face.

For the food made by Lin Han, she never spares her compliments!

“Aah, that’s why you put the pot on top of the tin pork to steam. The soup of the tin meat was carried up by the steam and splashed on the pot.

The rice is made of rice, and the rice has good absorption, so it is easy to lock the flavor in the soup.

This kind of rice cooker is very crispy, and it tastes even better if you put it in it and eat it. ”

Lin Han threw a piece of glutinous rice into the soup of Tingrou, pressed it down with chopsticks to dry, soaked it in the soup for two or three seconds, then picked it up and blew it to cool, and put it to Li Shuixin’s mouth.

The latter caught it quickly, with a sweet satisfaction on his face.

This scene warmed the hearts of the girls in the live broadcast room.

“This wave of dog food is really fragrant.”

“It’s obviously dog ​​food, but I eat it with relish. 99

“Lin Shen is so warm, if you can feed me a bite, I will faint in happiness.”

“Who said Lin Shen is a straight man of steel, obviously he is very good at taking care of people, okay?”

“I envy the heroine!”

“I want to compete with the female hero, but I’m afraid that I won’t be able to compete. Are there any little sisters who form a team to compete for the forest god?

“Team +1!

“Team +10010!

All kinds of envious barrages fly around, and girls, especially those who have never been in love and long for a good relationship, are almost melted.

“” Lin Han, ask you a question.

Li Shuixin picked up a piece of meat, but did not stuff it into the zui. A pair of beautiful eyes fell on Lin Han’s handsome face.

,

“Ask. 99

Lin Han looked up at her with a charming smile on his face.

“I remember there is a saying, called the dragon meat in the sky, the meat on the ground, right. What does the dragon meat here refer to, it can’t be a real dragon, right?

Li Shuixin puffed her cheeks and asked seriously.

This sentence is not unfamiliar to everyone, but what the dragon meat specifically refers to, I am afraid that few people know.

After Li Shuixin finished asking, there was also a row of barrages in the live broadcast room.

“Same question, what is dragon meat?”

“Literally, dragon meat must be delicious.”

The police were noisy, I didn’t know it would be over after listening to Lin Shen’s explanation, Bibi Ha.

“Dragon meat must be delicious? Come and come, go to Lingxiao Palace with this Dragon King.

“Hey, you Dragon King, I’m afraid it’s Shui Yun.”

“Upstairs, please be yourself.”

As soon as Li Shuixin finished asking, Lin Han quickly explained.

As for what to eat, there is nothing he doesn’t know about.

“Fool, there are no dragons in this world.” Lin Han smiled and explained, “The so-called dragon meat actually refers to the flying dragon bird, the scientific name is also called Huawei Hazel, it is not a bird that flies in the sky, but a walker on the ground. birds.

In the last dynasty of our Dragon Kingdom, it was a tribute to the royal family. But you also know that (Wang Dehao) In our Dragon Kingdom, any delicious food has only one end.

Flower tail hazel] is now on the verge of extinction, and the state has also taken protection measures against it, listing it as a second-class protected animal. So don’t pay attention to this kind of animal again, in fact, it is a kind of), the ordinary like is done, and the taste is not bad. ”

Lin Han set up a roasted swallow and put it in Li Shuixin’s bowl,

“Actually, swallows are also a good delicacy. Our table can barely be regarded as including the dragon meat in the sky and the donkey meat in the ground.

The swallows were roasted very crisply, there were four in total, and Han added different roasting ingredients on different ones, so the taste and appearance were also different.

The golden one that had been brushed with honey continued to emit a sweet and fragrant smell, which stimulated the salivary glands of people.

The one that was brushed with chili powder has a red surface, like a ruby. The aroma of the chili noodles is roasted by fire, and the fragrance is overflowing.

“Haha, is this dragon meat, then I should eat more today. 33

Li Shuixin once again found a reason for herself to let go of eating!

Picked up the honey roasted swallow, tore off a wing, and ate it hard.

“Slightly bouncing~ Gagging.”

Swallows have very little meat, so they are very crispy when roasted.

The sweet taste exploded on the tip of her tongue, making her forget everything else, even the bones.

“Grumbling.

“Crispy!