Supreme Crazy Wife

"Will you miss me?" Wulian asked with her beautiful eyes half-squinted, and she kept thinking about this guy's intentions in her heart. You know, she knows better than anyone else, this guy is absolutely nothing. Those who don't get involved in the Three Treasures Palace, if there is nothing particularly important, they would not even bother to appear in front of her, so she knew that this madman would have no good things to come here!

She still remembered that the last time Qi Cang appeared in front of her was a thousand years ago, and that time, it was for one of her subordinates, because that subordinate offended it without opening his eyes, so Cang came to her to ask her. want.

The last time Cang appeared to ask her for a few leaves of his own, and then counted forward, Cang also came to her to beat the autumn breeze for various reasons, and it hurt her every time.

However, she has nothing to do with this guy.

This guy is not only very thick-skinned, but also super self-willed. No matter what you say, as long as it recognizes things, it must be done. Otherwise, it will continue to make noises like before. Until you get upset and have to agree to its request.

But this time, because she didn't show up in time, this extremely destructive lunatic smashed her Divine Lord's Mansion. How could this not make her angry? But when she got angry, this bad guy made her quite awkward. She had a rough skin and might not be able to beat her. She didn’t care at all, so she really didn’t know what she should do with her left ear and right ear. What kind of attitude to Cang, even though she hates Cang.

If she could, she really wanted to kill the eye-catching Chinchilla in front of her, because of its relationship, it made her look at all the Chinchillas in the God Realm not pleasing to her eyes. She knew that she was angering, but she did not dare to What about the Totoro clan, because if Cang knew about it, she would never want to have a life of cessation!

For tens of millions of years, if you say who she is most afraid of, that person is definitely not Yu, but the pesky Chinchilla in front of you. Going crazy, this guy won't give any face to anyone, and she has such a thought. Therefore, she generally adopts an attitude of being able to bear it. It is really unbearable, and has to bear it, at most looking for something afterwards. It's just a bad luck to vent.

Just thinking about it, Wu Lian felt that she was awkward enough, especially when she saw Cang’s unpredictable face, the anger in her heart multiplied uncontrollably, and spread rapidly like a spark. To the whole body, however, Cang doesn’t care if Wulian this old woman is angry, and she doesn’t know whether Wulian’s thoughts have changed a thousand times after only such a short time, but even if she knew it, it would be. Such an attitude.

With a grin, Cang said to Wu Lian very seriously: "Why don't I miss you? Anyway, we have been in friendship for so many years? However, it seems that you don’t miss me at all, oh! I’ll be sad!” After talking, talking, Cang had a dazzling look. Fortunately, everyone present at this time knew that Cang was not a pitiful person at all. Otherwise, human beings who don’t know the truth will definitely be. Thought Cang was bullied.

But now, no one would think that way, even Cang had risen to the height of a devil in their hearts, making them cautious and trembling still.

When Wu Lian heard such words, her whole body trembled with anger. Was this **** guy thinking of her to blame? Although they don’t see each other often, she knows Cang too well. In her opinion, Cang is definitely the biggest demon in the world, even worse than the one in the Nine Nether Prison. After all, it’s not easy to see that one is far away. , But Cang this guy can appear in front of him at any time, and every time it appears, it is no good thing! Don't tell her to make her jump, but it's almost the same.

"Xiao Lianlian, are you too excited? Calm! Beware of a heart attack!" Seeing Wu Lian's reaction, the expression on Cang's face immediately turned to worry, and the dark eyes became more moisturized, as if anytime. Everyone would cry as if they were worried.

"You have to be careful! You have a heart attack!" Hearing Cang's words, Wu Lian gritted his teeth with anger, and his beautiful pale face was stained with a bright red because of his anger. Much better than before.

"Xiao Lianlian, I know that women have different opinions, so don't quibble. If you are sick, you have to be cured! You have to raise it obediently!" Wu Lian's words made Cang very displeased, just self-conscious. Gu Zi said what he wanted to say, and his sympathetic gaze followed Wulian closely, causing Wulian's heart to become angry.

I saw Wulian took a few deep breaths, and kept telling herself to be calm and not to be fooled by this guy, otherwise, wouldn't it be what she wanted?

"What's the matter with you?" Cang calmed down a bit, and then forced down his anger, and asked coldly.

Now, she just wanted to get rid of this guy quickly, and didn't want to continue chatting with it, because Wulian was very clear and she didn't know anything about this guy, so she recognized it, as long as she can get rid of this plague sooner. .

It's a pity, how easily can the plague **** be sent away? Is that still the plague **** in her mind?

"I said, I want to talk to you about the old." With a very clear idea of ​​Wulian, he smiled faintly. Looking at its expression, it seems like it is really visiting an old friend, but this old friend doesn't seem to be very welcome. It, and Xuan Yi, who stood not far away, saw this scene, and he had a new insight into Cang's shamelessness.

This guy is really shameless. He obviously has ulterior motives, but he just keeps talking about the old, let alone Wulian won’t believe it, even he won’t believe it, let alone he knows Cang’s purpose. .

At this time, Leng Ruoxue and others who saw all this through the light curtain also all had a new understanding of Cang, and secretly decided that no one would offend this guy in the future, otherwise, it would have to You can't live to death! Seeing Wulian's whole body trembling with anger, but unable to vent, their hearts were suddenly full of deep sympathy for Wulian.

Fortunately, Cang is a group of them! Leng Ruoxue and others couldn't help but gratefully secretly said.

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" At this moment, he heard the mist in Cang's mouth and forced herself to calm down. At this moment, the chill that radiated from her body from time to time made the Lord's Mansion dumb. The silly people felt a cold current that they had never seen before. Suddenly, everyone shuddered, and their wits recovered more than half.

Hearing this, Cang smiled happily: "In my eyes, aren't you just a kid?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and tell what you came from?" Wulian gritted her teeth. She really didn't want to continue talking nonsense with Cang, so she asked again.

"I said..." Cang Zheng was about to say, he was here to talk to you, but he was roughly interrupted by Wulian.

"If you continue to say this, I won't have time to pay attention to you!" Wulian's sharp eyes kept sweeping towards Cang, and the tone was full of warnings.

"Little Lianlian! You are really getting more and more intolerable! Alas! Is it because people are old and have no love relationship?" Cang continued to talk about him, and his words were also successfully touched. Wulian's inverse scales, this is the biggest taboo of Wulian.

"Damn! You are not cute, you are not loved!" Cang's words made Wulian jump completely, and the anger in her heart could not be concealed. At this moment, she really wanted to get rid of this nasty guy in front of her. Unfortunately, there was a trace of reason in her heart, but she told her not to do that! Therefore, she still endured it.

Seeing that Wulian has always maintained a trace of reason, Cang's heart is very disappointed, alas! This woman is really not easy! No wonder you can become the Lord of the God Realm.

However, it doesn’t want to see that the mist is too good, so it continues to be irritated not to be afraid of death: "What, am I wrong? You are not cute, and no one loves you! I know, to be no one wants to be. The old woman is not your fault, so you don’t have to blame yourself, you are the god, no one dares to laugh at you, at most they are gossiping in secret, peace!"

"With me, I won't let others talk nonsense! I'm also a god, how can I let others gossip at will! Don't worry! As long as I hear it, I will definitely stop it." Cang continued, adding in his heart, It can't hear it! Naturally it can't be stopped.

"You, you..." Cang's words made Wulian's body furious like falling leaves in the wind, shaking constantly, and successfully made her too angry to speak.

Seeing Wu Lian Lian's whole body trembled more severely, Cang was in a good mood, and he took advantage of the victory to pursue him: "Xiao Lian Lian, don't get excited! Calm! Be calm!"

"Calm your head! You get me out of the Lord's Mansion! I don't want to see you!" Wu Lian couldn't bear it, and finally issued a eviction order. However, how easy it is for Cang to dismiss him, and Cang doesn't like others asking him to leave. When you go out, you must know that the word "Fun" has always been used by others.

"Xiao Lianlian, you're too indifferent. I finally came here. Not only did you not entertain me well, but you actually wanted to send me away? I tell you, it's easy to ask God, it's hard to send God, I won't go. , Unless you can meet my requirements! Otherwise, I’ll be here.” After listening to Wulian’s words, Cang was not only not angry, but also proactively stated his purpose, and the people in the Lord’s Mansion were shameless about Cang again. A deeper understanding.

This guy was not invited by them, okay?

This chinchilla is clearly uninvited! It's good now, I still rely on them! Oh no! It's because of God Lord!

However, they really admire this chinchilla. After they were so angry with the god, they still had the courage to make a request. This, this is really the number one beast in the gods! Is it possible that the Totoro clan is about to rise?

Many people are secretly guessing in their hearts, because they all can see that although the **** lord is so angry that he is vomiting blood, but there is no way to take this chinchilla, otherwise, if this chinchilla dares to treat the **** lord like this, it would be fatal in? But now, the divine lord is half to death, but this chinchilla has no root hair! Seeing this, who would not understand that this chinchilla is quite special to the **** Lord! Especially to the point where the gods are reluctant to kill.

People who don’t know the truth would naturally think this way. However, Xuan Yi, who knew the identity of this Totoro, had no such idea at all. In fact, he was quite clear that the Lord didn’t want to kill this Totoro, but this guy. Unkillable! Not only that, but the **** master has to tolerate the provocation of this chinchilla. Who makes the identity of the family unusual? Ugh! At this moment, he deeply realized the importance of identity! The importance of the backstage! If you want to walk sideways in the God Realm, the two are indispensable!

"What's your request?" After a long time, the mists that kept self-comforting, finally reacted.

"Hey! My request is very simple, you can definitely meet Di!" Cang smiled.

"Don't talk nonsense! Tell me what do you want?" Wu Lian's patience reached the limit. She felt that she could not hold back any action at this time, and she admired herself a little.

"Will you promise me?" Cang didn't say, but continued to ask.

"Hurry up and say your request!" Wulian almost crushed her silver teeth, and roared fiercely.

"You first say whether you promise me or not!" Cang said very stubbornly.

"As long as it is not too much, I will promise you, okay?" Wulian compromised, this guy made her very powerless!

"Not too much, absolutely not too much! Don't worry!" Cang hurriedly said, and then bluntly said: "Give me a piece of your petals, you want it on your body!"

"What are you talking about?" As soon as he heard this, misty eyes burst into flames, and his heart became even stronger. This guy, this guy dare to ask for the petals on her body? This is not too much? So what is excessive?

You must know that every petal on her body grew out of her hard work for countless years. It is also a symbol of her spirit and strength. It is even more important to her. After all, as long as the body is immortal, She will not die, so in her opinion, each of her petals and flower leaves represents her life and cannot be damaged! But, this **** guy dare to ask her for a petal? Isn't this looking for death?

Although Cang had also asked her for a flower leaf before, it was only part of the body, so in order to send it away, I would give a piece of it, but now, it is impossible to want the petals on the body!

"Why do you always want me to repeat it? Oh! It seems that you are really old, and you can't understand it! I said that you want a petal on your body, do you understand it now?" Cang Yang raised his own flesh Huhu paw, a helpless expression, while repeating it, he didn't forget to deliberately mist.

However, Wu Lian didn't want to be idle now, and all her attention was now on the matter of her own petals.

This time, Wulian quickly gave the answer: "You know it's impossible!"

"Nothing in this world is impossible! How about I use one of my own fluff for you?" Cang thought for a while, and said with a painful expression, as if sending out one of his own fluff is It seemed like a rather painful thing, and hearing this, not to mention that the corners of the mouths of the people in the Lord's Mansion couldn't help but twitch, even Leng Ruoxue and others' heads were covered with black lines.

Leng Ruoxue and others listened to the words that made them feel speechless, and didn't know what to say. They looked at the thousands of uncountable fluffs on Cang's body, and then glanced at the mist on his body. The crystal clear red petals, they couldn't find the comparability of the two.

Moreover, as everyone knows, the characteristics of plants and animals are absolutely different. Every leaf on a plant is very important to plants, especially plants like Tiancai Dibao. A beard has a very high value, but the fluff on an animal's body, in addition to its defense function, is more to keep warm. Besides, none of them have heard of it. What is the use of a single fluff? , But the plant is different! Therefore, they don't need to think about it and know that Wulian will not agree to this kind of thing at all.

However, they even want to know why Cang changed his mind!

Before, Cang was only responsible for stumbling Wulian, and they had to do it themselves, but unexpectedly, instead of doing that, Cang directly asked Wulian for petals. This fact also made them puzzled. Ugh! Cang's mind is really hard to guess.

In fact, the reason why Cang gave up his original plan and chose to speak directly to Wulian was because he felt that Wulian's work was too inked, and he was a bit angry. Furthermore, he hoped that this matter could be resolved as soon as possible, so that it would give him the future. The owner arranges the training, so it is more suitable to ask for petals from the mist!

As for Leng Ruoxue, it is not suitable to appear in front of Wulian. After all, the difference in strength between the two is too great. In addition to the fact that Wulian is injured, if someone else steals the petals, maybe Wulian will go crazy. Therefore, after thinking about it, it feels that it is more appropriate to ask for the petals from Wulian. After all, if the petals are taken away by it, Wulian will be helpless even if it is angry.

More importantly, Wulian knows it very well, knowing that it has always been savage and domineering, and that it will definitely try to get what it looks at, and grab it if you don't give it! Therefore, if it asks for Wulian, Wulian will certainly not be suspicious, so that the future master will have more time to grow up.

Thinking about it this way, it is even more inevitable for misty petals.

And just as it thought, when Wulian knew that Cang wanted a petal on her own body, she did think of Bingyao, and she also thought that Cang might get involved with Bingyao, but when she thought about it carefully, she again I think it’s impossible because she knows Cang too much about this unprofitable guy. This nasty guy is a selfish little person. He didn’t have any friendship with Bingyao. Back then, he didn’t. She tried to help Yu, and now naturally she wouldn't help Bing Yao, so she quickly denied this idea.

But no matter what purpose Cang wants the petals on her body for what purpose, she will definitely not give it! Humph! I want to use a piece of hair on my body to replace a petal that is very important to her. It is simply a dream!

"Do you think the pile of hair on your body is comparable to my petals?" Knowing Cang's purpose, Wu Lian calmed down instead, and said with a sneer, her beautiful eyes also full of irony.

"Why not? Anyway, it's all extra things on my body, and there is nothing to change. You know, every fluff on my body is also very important to me!" Cang Hu snarled.

"You are so embarrassed to say! Your face is getting thicker and thicker!" Although Wu Lian calmed down a bit, she almost couldn't help vomiting blood when she heard Cang say this, and she also had something new about Cang's shamelessness. Awareness.

"Thank you for the compliment!" Wulian's words made Cang very useful, and there was a joy on his face. If you don't know, you will definitely think that people really praised it. In fact, it is nothing but nothing!

When Wu Lian saw Cang's appearance, he rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't praise you. I can also tell you clearly that I can use one of your fluff for a petal on my body. Do not think!"

"Then, then, replace it with two fluffs! Two for one, you won't lose!" Cang said in a painful voice after thinking deeply.

"Two roots won't work!" Wulian roared in disregard of her image, Nima! She really wants to punch someone! Why is this **** guy so annoying! She was so angry that she wanted to scratch the wall.

"What are the few lines? You say the number. I will consider the ones below 100." Cang said aggrieved, his small eyes kept floating on Wulian's body.

"Even if you give me all the fluff of your whole body, it won't work!" Wulian's body was so cold that she shouted again, and her towering chest was constantly up and down because of anger, and Cang's face after listening to Wulian's words The grievances on the board have become more serious.

"Xiao Lianlian, don't you want to be like this! Let's discuss it carefully. A petal is nothing to you. Why is it so stingy?" Cang sneaked a glance at Mist in his eyes and discussed it carefully. However, Mist It doesn't give it a good look at all, and its face is getting darker and darker.

Upon seeing this, Cang said without knowing the life and death: "Xiao Lianlian, I found out that you have a worse temper after not seeing you for so long, alas! Women can't be like this, women need to be gentle and cute, you are so fierce, no There will be men who like it!"

Cang talked about Wulian's pain again, and suddenly, Wulian's hair exploded again.

"It's about your ass? Just take care of yourself! I don't need you to worry about my business!" Wulian was angry, and the consequences were serious, but the other party didn't care at all, so Wulian's anger was all abruptly suffocated. In my heart, this couldn't help but make her feel so distressed, and she looked at Cang's eyes, which became more and more unfriendly.

Originally, she could hold back her anger and maintain a sense of reason. After Cang’s repeated provocations, she was on the verge of an outbreak, but Cang seemed to be particularly unaware, like a okay person. Still I said: "I'm not for your own good! Anyway, we have known each other for so many years, and it is natural to care for and help each other! You really shouldn't treat me with this attitude, alas! It really makes me sad! "

While Cang was talking, drops of water poured into his dark and bright eyes and became misty. Then, it turned around and continued: "Xiao Lianlian, I also see our friendship for so many years. If you don’t appreciate it, I can’t do anything about it, but I have to take your petals! So, if you don’t take the initiative to give it to me, I’ll have to grab it! , What you lose may not be just a petal. Think about it!"

After Cang finished speaking, everyone present was stunned. In fact, this is what this Chinchilla wants to say the most, right? Pretending to be wronged or pitiful is really not suitable for this powerful beast, and when Cang said that he was going to grab it, everyone nodded secretly. This is just like the performance of the Totoro just now. !

It's easy to talk about, that's all floating! Hard grab is the kingly way!

And this powerful and domineering Totoro is obviously more suitable for this kind of thing, so don't pretend to be pitiful! They looked awkward. In fact, everyone wanted to shout, ‘There is no outsider here! I know what you are! ’

"Are you threatening me?" Cang's words made Wulian quite annoyed, but she had to hesitate again, because she knew very well that this nasty guy definitely did something like this. This girl is just a beast. what!

"It's not a threat, I just hope you can distinguish the situation at hand. You know, once I have something I'm interested in, I must get it! So, you should be more acquainted!" Cang told the truth, not pretending Poor, anyway, what it said is very clear. Whether Wulian will agree or not depends on her own decision! And if she really doesn't agree, then she can't blame it!

What Cang said made Wu Lian have to think carefully, and her half-squinted beautiful eyes were full of angry flames at this time, but unfortunately, she had nowhere to send fire!

I’ve known Cang for a long time. She knows that Cang is a madman who talks about one thing. Now that it says so, if she doesn’t give her petals, Cang will definitely be able to act as a robber, and once she succeeds, her It's hard to say how big the loss will be. In short, it will definitely not be small!

However, if she was threatened by Cang and surrendered the petals on her body obediently, she felt that she was hitting herself in the face. After all, she was the lord of the gods, how could she be threatened? How will she convince the public in the future? Therefore, for a time, the mist is very tangled.

Seeing Wulian’s expression, Cang knew exactly what Wulian thought in her heart, and then started to light up: "Xiao Lianlian, you have to think about it! I only need a petal, and if you give it to me, we will be in peace and good fortune. Of course, if you want to tear your face apart, I’m not afraid, but you have to think about the impact on yourself? If the gods lose the hearts of the people, have you thought about the consequences?"

Cang's words are long and earnest. It seems that words that are good for her make Wu Lian's heart almost mad, but she can't deny that Cang's words are not alarmist. The reason why she can now sit firmly in the position of God is because of her face. Gongfu did a great job, but only she knew that the position of this **** is like a volcano to her, and there is the possibility of an outbreak at any time!

However, if she asked her to surrender a petal of her own body like this, how she felt unwilling to think about it. You must know that it takes at least a thousand years for a petal to grow, and surrendering a petal means that she has lost the strength to accumulate for a thousand years. How can she be willing? But if you don't give it, this **** guy will definitely not give up!

Between thinking about filtering, her heart is very tangled...