Supreme Crazy Wife

Vol 3 Chapter 218: Oolong

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After Feng Da and the others returned to their senses, the sea had already recovered calm, but this fact made them quite depressed, and they still hadn't figured out what kind of monster the dark shadow was! The dark shadow actually sneaked back to the bottom of the sea, which made them feel like they had punched the cotton.

I thought it would be possible to fight a battle, but who knew it would end silently like this.

Although this episode made the warlike Feng Da and others feel a little depressed, it did not affect their mood too much. After the shadows disappeared, they continued to eat dinner...

After dinner, Leng Ruoxue took out the house, and everyone walked directly in, ready to rest for a night. However, in the middle of the night, they were ‘cracked!’ Click! The noise woke up.

Everyone came out of the room and gathered in the garden. Through a light curtain in the garden, Leng Ruoxue and others were surprised to find that they were surrounded, and the things that surrounded them turned out to be a group of large crabs and waving them. Large tongs of giant prawns, many crabs have even climbed to the roof, trying to enter the house from above.

"Miss! What a big crab and shrimp! Now we have a good taste." Feng Da said with a look of eagerness when he saw those huge creatures. In his eyes, these things are simply delicious. what! Don't eat white, don't eat!

"Hey! I haven't eaten these things for a long time, I can think very much!" Lin Yuan said, although there are a lot of crabs and shrimps in the lady's space, but they are large in number, and they don't dare to eat too much. Many, you know, those things, whether in Lingfeng** or Haotian**, are quite rare things. They are reluctant to eat, let alone go fishing in the sea. After all, there are many fierce beasts in the sea. , If you are not careful, your life will not be saved, and this time, if these things are delivered to the door, they will naturally not be polite.

Seeing the excitement on their faces and listening to their conversation, Cheng Xuan couldn't help but wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, secretly saying, do these people want to eat these things?

Although he is a member of the God Realm, he has never eaten these iron-clad monsters, and he doesn't think these hard-tied things are anything to eat, but seeing Feng Da and the others seems quite excited. What type of situation is this? He was very curious, feeling as uncomfortable as a cat was scratching in his heart.

"You want to eat these iron monsters?" Cheng Xuan couldn't help asking.

"Yeah! This is a good thing!" Feng Da spoke with a trace of nostalgia in his expression.

"No one in the God Realm can eat these things, are you sure they can be eaten?" Cheng Xuan said in disbelief.

"Of course you can eat it, it's all delicious!" Feng Da looked at Cheng Xuan like a monster, as if he had said something that shouldn't be said, and Feng Da's incredible gaze made Cheng Xuan's face. It's hot.

"I, I haven't eaten." A red cloud appeared on Cheng Xuan's face, a little embarrassed, but he couldn't help thinking, why should he be embarrassed? Isn't it shameful that you haven't eaten it?

"Oh! The dude!" Feng Da glanced at Cheng Xuan sympathetically.

"Uh!" Cheng Xuan was depressed when he received Feng Da's sympathetic gaze. It seemed ashamed that he hadn't eaten.

"Haha! We people in the God Realm are not very popular to eat these things." Seeing Cheng Xuan's embarrassment, Ning Haolan made a round trip. In fact, he hadn't eaten either, so he had to stand with Cheng Xuan at this time. On the same front, otherwise, Cheng Xuan would not be the only one to be sympathized.

"Yeah." Cheng Xuan nodded repeatedly after hearing Ning Haolan's words.

"Hey! It's okay, you'll have good food in a while." Feng Da patted the two on the shoulders, comforting.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Leng Ruoxue: "Miss! When shall we go out to catch crabs?"

"Are you sure you are going out to catch crabs, and not being eaten by these crabs?" Leng Ruoxue glanced at the more and more big crabs, and joked with a faint smile.

"Miss! How could we be eaten by them? We eat them if we want to eat!" Feng Da corrected.

"Oh! Then you go out and catch it!" Leng Ruoxue nodded.

With Leng Ruoxue's consent, Feng Da and others were unwilling to delay for a moment, opened the door of the house directly, and went straight out.

However, as soon as his feet stepped out of the house, Feng Da felt that he had stepped on a soft object. Then, something seemed to be pinched on his feet, and the pain made him scream, "Ah! My feet." !"

After hearing Feng Da's call, everyone lowered their heads in unison, only to realize that a huge clam was caught on Feng Da's foot.

The clam was one meter in diameter. Under the moonlight, the clam shell showed a faint pink color. At this time, its two extremely hard clam shells were gripping Feng Da’s feet tightly. Slowly closing...

"Damn it! Get it down for me!" Feng Da grinned in pain, and kept shaking his feet, but he couldn't get rid of the giant clam that was gathering.

Upon seeing this, Lin Yuan and the others squatted down to help. Several people grabbed the two shells of the giant clam and tried to break it apart. However, the giant clam remained motionless and allowed them to resort to milking. His strength is that he refuses to let go of his shell.

"Miss! Help me! Help!" Feng Da, who was so painful that he passed out, saw that Lin Yuan and the others had no choice but to ask for help from Leng Ruoxue who was still in the house.

Hearing the sound, Leng Ruoxue and the evil spirit walked out from inside with a smile.

"What's the matter? I caught a few crabs?" Leng Ruoxue raised her beautiful eyes lightly, scanned the cancerous crabs who were staring at them not far away, and asked calmly.

"Miss! I didn't catch one! My foot was caught by a clam, ooh..." Feng Da choked with aggrieved expression, he could see it, Miss was out to watch his jokes!

"You are too careless! Why don't you look at your feet when you walk." Sure enough, Leng Ruoxue blamed, but her face was still smiling.

"I, I didn't pay attention. Miss! Help me get this thing off! It hurts me to death." Feng Da pleaded, ooh...the bad-hearted lady, she is so unsympathetic, he can't help himself. Philip.

"This thing is not easy to remove! Moreover, the more we want to remove it, for self-preservation, it will be clamped tighter and tighter, or else, are you carrying it temporarily?" Leng Ruoxue looked down. Proposed while holding the giant clam.

"Miss! Don't! How can I bring it, miss! You must have a way!" Feng Da was about to cry anxiously, and the place he was caught by this giant clam was heartbroken. The cold sweat is about to shed.

"I really don't have a good way. Unless you don't want this leg anymore." Leng Ruoxue teased Feng Da.

"This, this can't work! My legs can't be spared." Feng Da said anxiously when he heard this.

At this moment, the people present also heard it, knowing that the evil taste of the young lady is coming again, she is playing with Feng Da! Therefore, they all kept silent wisely.

"Miss..." Feng Da looked at Leng Ruoxue sadly, as pitiful as he was, and his pitiful appearance greatly pleased Leng Ruoxue.

"Oh! Seeing you are so pitiful, I'll think of a way!" Leng Ruoxue sighed lightly, so it was difficult.

"Thank you, Miss!" Feng Da finally felt relieved when she heard Leng Ruoxue's words.

At this time, Leng Ruoxue squatted down, stretched out her index finger and gently tapped on the clam shell, and said with certainty: "There is someone in the house!"

Hearing her words, Cheng Xuan and Ning Haolan couldn't help being covered with black lines on their heads, secretly asking, what does she mean? What do you mean by someone at home? How does someone drip, and no one drips? Is it possible that she still wants someone to open the door for her? The two were thinking wildly, but the next second proved their guess.

"I know you are at home. Open the door quickly. Otherwise, your two doors will not be kept." Leng Ruoxue threatened. At this time, the clam hiding in the clam shell did not dare to act rashly because of it. Instinctively felt the horror of this woman. Although her strength is not high, her natural intuition can't be wrong. Therefore, she can only be a shrunken clam, not daring to appear.

After waiting for a while, Leng Ruoxue felt a little angry when she saw that the clam did not respond. In an instant, a cluster of small dark purple flames leaped on her verdant white fingertips. The temperature of the flame was so high that Lin Yuan waited. Everyone couldn't help taking a big step back, so as not to be cooked by the flame.

As soon as the flame of Leng Ruoxue broke out, the giant clam that had remained silent shivered involuntarily, and the water vapor evaporated from its clam body quickly. Almost instantly, the giant clam felt like it was It's like a fire, and it shakes even harder.

"Little clam! Do you want to be cooked by me, or do you take the initiative to open the door!" Leng Ruoxue slowly moved the flame on the fingertips closer to the giant clam's body and gave it two choices.

However, as soon as her words fell, she saw the giant clam quickly open two of her clam shells, and then jumped into the sea like fleeing for her life. The giant clam with lingering fears said that he would not come out.

"It's a pity, I thought I could eat delicious mussel meat." Leng Ruoxue looked at the giant clam from the back, rather regretful.

"Grandma! Is there anything in this world that you dare not eat?" Cheng Xuan couldn't help but ask.

"Of course!" Leng Ruoxue nodded with a smile.

"What?" Cheng Xuan said curiously.

"I won't tell you." Leng Ruoxue said with a smirk, there are so many things she doesn't eat in this world.

"Grandma Auntie! You are a bad person." Cheng Xuan pursed his lips and said a little coquettishly.

"I never said that I was a good person!" Leng Ruoxue smiled at Mimi, then stood up and looked at the Cancer who was close at hand and said, "Since that clam has run away, I have to do it tonight. Take you for a supper."

After speaking, Leng Ruoxue walked towards the giant crab step by step.

After seeing Leng Ruoxue approaching, those cancer crabs and giant prawns with low intelligence all instinctively retreated, because both Leng Ruoxue and the little flame in her hand made them feel terrified and watched. They are about to retreat back into the sea, and Leng Ruoxue stopped in a timely manner and said, "Don't be afraid, I won't **** you, I will give you a good time."

These words made those cancerous crabs and prawns run faster, and saw them fleeing for their lives regardless. For a while, chickens and dogs jumped and people turned into a mess. In the process of escaping, there were a lot of crabs and prawns. They all ran into each other, some fainted directly, and some broke several arms and legs. In short, there was only one mess that could describe the situation.

Everyone stared at the scene in front of them dumbfounded, and fell in love with the five bodies that Leng Ruoxue admired in their hearts, and couldn't help but secretly said in their hearts that they deserved to be their young lady! This power is extraordinary! Haven't shot yet! The shrimp soldiers and crabs threw their helmets and armors and fled for their lives, but, in this way, wouldn't they have no more delicious food? Thinking of this, Feng Da and the others got up in a hurry, yelling: "Miss! Don't let them run away!" They pounced on the shrimps and crabs...

"Uh!" Cheng Xuan rubbed his eyes when he saw this, and asked in his heart, are those things so attractive? It made Feng Da and others so crazy. Out of curiosity, he and Ning Haoran also rushed into the'battlefield'.

After a battle where you chased me to hide, Feng Da and others had a good harvest. They saw small hills of shrimps and crabs piled up in front of their house. Seeing these fresh seafood, they couldn't wait any longer and started a fire. , I used a wooden stick to bake it on the fire...

Not long after, the delicious taste came out of the shrimps and crabs grilled on the fire. After Cheng Xuan smelled it, he couldn't help taking a few deep breaths. The taste was really delicious! I just don't know what it tastes like. He was looking forward to it.

However, after the shrimps and crabs were grilled, Cheng Xuan did not rush to eat them. Instead, he carefully observed the appearance of Feng Da and others, and began to learn in a modest manner.

When the first bite of crab meat was eaten, Cheng Xuan couldn't help closing his eyes, chewing contentedly, the delicious taste floating in his mouth, making him endless aftertaste.

But when he opened his eyes and saw that Feng Da and the others had each wiped out a Cancer, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious. The grilled Cancer was placed in front of him to show his ownership.

Leng Ruoxue laughed secretly when she saw Cheng Xuan's actions to protect food. She didn't expect Cheng Xuan to have such a cute side. However, Ning Haolan's actions surprised her a little, because Ning Haolan had also learned from Cheng Xuan. After her surprised gaze, Ning Haolan not only didn't feel any embarrassment, but was even more calm.

Seeing this scene, Leng Ruoxue sighed sincerely, that Young Master Ning's heart quality is good!

Everyone was very excited about this supper, but just as they were eating on Xing, a discordant roar rang in their ears.

"Bold human! How dare to eat my subordinates!" A rough voice sounded in the dark night. After hearing this voice, everyone did not even lift their heads and continued to eat the food in their hands.

"Human! I'm talking to you! Don't ignore the existence of the Lord, okay?" Seeing no one pays attention to it, the owner of the voice, that is, the huge monster couldn't help but roar.

"Then what do you want? A guy who doesn't even dare to show his head still wants us to treat you courteously?" Leng Ruoxue raised her head and smiled calmly.

In fact, she had long guessed that those shrimps and crabs were inseparable from this monster, and now it has finally been confirmed, it really belongs to it.

"Eat my subordinates, you must give me an explanation!" the giant monster roared.

"Tape? What do you want tape for? Do you want to block your mouth?" Leng Ruoxue smirked, deliberately misinterpreting it.

"Damn human! You did it on purpose!" The huge monster heard the meaning of the cold words, and said angrily.

"I did it on purpose, what can you do to me?" Leng Ruoxue said disapprovingly, continuing to stimulate it.

"Miss! It doesn't even dare to show its head, what can it do to us. Leave it alone, and it doesn't dare to come up again, why waste our saliva and its nonsense." Feng Da suggested.

"Well! Ignore it, let's continue eating!" Leng Ruoxue nodded in agreement.

"Don't eat! Don't eat my subordinates!" The huge monster roared fiercely, but Leng Ruoxue and the others were not moved at all, and continued to lower their heads to eat the food in their hands. Then, they heard it' Click! With the loud noise of'click', everyone saw a huge black shadow through the peripheral light, dived onto the shore from the sea, and then quickly rushed towards them. Seeing this, Leng Ruoxue and the others secretly laughed. This idiot finally got the bait.

When Sombra ran in, Leng Ruoxue and others could really see its true colors.

This is a huge crab with a diameter of ten meters, a height of about two meters, a dark armor, shining with a faint brilliance, and this big crab has the strength of a god.

The big crab saw that Leng Ruoxue and the others had its shells under its feet. It was angry from the heart. The dark, oily, hard shell seemed to be shining with a pink light, and it looked like this. , Leng Ruoxue couldn't help but think of a more classic slogan in her previous life,'Have you been cooked? ’

"I want to avenge my subordinates!" The big crab said viciously, with a pair of searchlight eyes, staring at Leng Ruoxue and others as if staring at a prey.

"Big crab, I can understand your mood, but you only have the strength of a god, so many of us, are you sure you can beat it?" Leng Ruoxue reminded with a light smile.

"I, I won't let you go." Big Crab stammered, and did not answer Leng Ruoxue's question directly. In fact, it was because it was afraid that it would not be able to beat them, so it didn't make a move, but went back. I found a group of younger brothers, who knows that those subordinates are too useless, they were killed and wounded by these humans before they even waited to shoot, and many of them became their belly lunch. This fact made it angry. Endless, but don’t look at its fierce appearance, in fact, it is very timid, but this time, it has to be strong, otherwise, where will its face go in this endless sea in the future put? How does it convince the public?

"Why don't you want to let us go?" Leng Ruoxue was curious.

"I want to avenge my subordinates." Big Crab roared.

"You've said this, let's talk about it concretely." Leng Ruoxue reminded with some impatientness.

"Specific, specific..." Big Crab looked confused, he didn't know! Let it say?

"Oh! You are so stupid! The specific thing is how you want to avenge your subordinates! You have to have a plan, how to deal with us, but you can't be like the way you are now, you just rushed out when your head is hot, you are not The one who came to avenge was to give us food!" Feng Da saw that the crab was stupid, and couldn't help but say earnestly.

Hearing Feng Da's words, the big crab suddenly raised his head and looked at Feng Da with tears in his eyes, as if he had found a friend, choked up and said: "Human! You are such a good person! You think so for my sake." It was very moved and alive. After so long, every day I was terrified for fear of being eaten by the enemy. I didn't expect that there are still people in this world who care about it so much!

Uh! What is the situation? Seeing the big crab's inexplicable excitement, Feng Da was a little dumbfounded. It seems that he didn't say anything that shouldn't be said, right? Why does this big crab look like he wants to accept him? The more he thought about it, the more scared he became.

Not only he, but other people were speechless when they saw this situation. Moreover, they still had a common question in their hearts, that is, what does this big crab want to do?

However, they soon learned.

I saw the shy face of the big crab, and his cold eyes looked at Feng Da with affection, and then said: "Human! You are so good, it really makes me very tempted. I decided, I want to look at him. Xu…"

The words of the big crab made Feng Da startled in shock, Nima! What he said, this crab would agree with his body, it was really terrible.

"You, don't be impulsive! I'm not a good person! Really!" Feng Da wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said quickly.

"You are a good person! I have lived for so long, and I haven't met a human being like you who thinks about me! So, you can't refuse me." The crab identified Feng Da and said very stubbornly.

"However, I am not interested in you, and I have someone I like. Therefore, I can only let down your kindness." Feng Daji sweated coldly all over his body and couldn't help throwing it to Leng Ruoxue and the others. The look for help, however, was ignored by everyone Hong Guoguo who wanted to see the joke.

"Interest can be cultivated. I believe that with my charm, you will accept me sooner or later." The big crab suddenly became confident.

"It's true that my favorite food is crabs. Therefore, in my eyes, you are food. No one will like food. Believe me." Feng Da persuaded me.

"You can't eat mine." The big crab blinked his eyes and said with an innocent look.

"It's hard to say! In case I'm greedy one day, maybe I just treat you as a drink, so you dare to like me?" Feng Da threatened.

Feng Da's words made the crab stare at him deeply for a long time, and did not say a word for a long time. However, when Feng Da thought that the crab gave up, the crab said again: "I was not scared, you can't scare it. I!"

"What do you want?" Feng Da was speechless, why is this crab so persistent to him?

"I said I want to agree with my body." Big Crab said very affirmatively.

"I also said, I have someone I like." Feng Da also said.

"So what, I won't fight with her." Big Crab said disapprovingly.

"Um... you will be despised when you are a junior." At this time, Lu Tao couldn't help saying that she wanted to stay out of the world, but she couldn't help Feng Da's eyes begging, so she had to speak out.

"What is Xiaosan? Who are you?" Big Crab asked curiously.

"She is the woman I like, and Xiao San is the one who is forcibly inserted among us, you can see! I am a human being, and the nature I like is also a human being, and you are only food in my eyes, and I will never I like you." Feng Daren yelled unbearably.

After Feng Da roared, Big Crab looked at him blankly, and then said: "If you like her, you like it. This is not in conflict with me. She is a human being and can't be your beast, but I can!" After finishing speaking, he glanced at Lutao slightly provocatively.

"Beast beast?" Feng Da blinked, did he hear me wrong? This big crab is talking about beasts, does it mean to be his beasts?

"Do you want to be my beast?" Feng Da asked again with some uncertainty.

"Well! You are a good person, I like you! So, I want to be your beast." Big Crab said with a shy face.

Hearing the big crab’s affirmative answer, Leng Ruoxue and the others couldn’t help but lower their heads and snickered for a long time. This crab just wanted to be Feng Da’s beast, but it caused them to misunderstand and made Feng Da make a fuss. Big Oolong.

"If you want to be a beast, you don't know why, what else is there to show you, you want to scare me to death!" Feng Da's face was hot, Nima! This face can be ashamed.

"Doesn't being a beast mean agreeing with the body! From now on, I will be yours." The big crab said naturally.

"If you don't know how to use words, don't use it indiscriminately, then how can it be the same!" Feng Da was very annoyed, and everyone could not help laughing loudly anymore as they listened to their conversation.

"Haha! Captain, you guys are so funny." Lin Yuan smiled, and he laughed the most exaggerated. He laughed so much that his stomach hurts, and he just rolled around.

"Laugh! I'll throw you into the sea to feed the crabs!" Feng Da roared in anger.

"Master! Crabs like aquatic plants the most, not humans." At this time, the crab corrected seriously.

Lin Yuan and others laughed louder when they heard this.

"You shut up! No one who doesn't speak will treat you as dumb." Feng Da became angry with embarrassment.

"Master! What I said is the truth!" Big Crab was very aggrieved.

"Don't call my master! I didn't agree to accept you!" Feng Da was going crazy.

"Master! I believe you, you can't just give up at the end!" The big crab stretched out two huge claws, hugged Feng Da's thigh tightly, and choked with sobs.

"Damn it! You let me go!" Feng Da ordered.

"Don't let it go! Don't let it go! If you die, don't let it go!" The big crab hugged it tighter and tighter so as not to be thrown away by Feng Da.

In this way, a tug of war was formed by one person and one crab. Upon seeing this, Leng Ruoxue shook his head helplessly and sighed inwardly, alas! How did things become like this? If she remembers correctly, this big crab who is somewhat off-line is here for revenge, but now she has found a master for herself. Is there anything more dramatic in the world than this?

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