Supreme Crazy Wife

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Hearing this voice, the second elder was shocked, who is talking? It's not that he is timid, but his intuition tells him that this place is very weird, so he has to be cautious. In addition, he only hears the sound but does not see the half figure. This fact also makes him have to be vigilant. stand up.

"Old man! You are sitting on me! Your **** smells so bad!" Seeing that the second elder didn't react at all, the master of the voice couldn't help saying.

"Uh! Who is talking?" The second elder asked the doubts in his heart, and at the same time, the spirit of 120,000 points was up in his heart.

"Old man! Are you an idiot? I said you were sitting on me, and you asked who was talking!" The master of the voice roared a little fiercely, and his body trembled with anger, Nima! Unexpectedly, the first person to come here turned out to be an idiot with a low IQ! Ugh! He was so disappointed.

Uh! Feeling the trembling under the ass, the second elder lowered his head subconsciously, and then jumped into a sudden jump. He looked at the big rock under his **** in disbelief and said dubiously: "Are you talking? "

"Nonsense! Isn't Lao Tzu who else?" At this time, the big rock spoke again, and a face with all facial features was shown on the rock, and the face was full of dissatisfaction.

"It's really you!" The second elder was extremely surprised. As a gangster, he naturally knew that all creatures in nature, whether they are humans or beasts, flowers, trees, mountains, etc., can only be spiritual. , However, for these big stones with weak vitality, it is extremely difficult to get spirituality, and even to transform the body, but what he didn't expect was that he actually saw a piece in this weird place. The fine stone, this is really amazing.

"Didn't I say it? Don't you just have a low IQ, but also have ear problems?" Da Shitou asked with a look of contempt.

"Uh!" The second elder couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, and his heart became more and more depressed. Why should all the things here despise him? He is also a god, so why can't he get into their eyes? He doesn't dare to ask them to respect himself, but it is always okay to give himself a good face, right?

"Uh what uh! If uh, throw you into the river to feed the fish!" The big stone said angrily.

Feeding fish in the river? The second elder looked sadly at the creek close at hand, before he reached the creek on his calf, and secretly said, wouldn’t the river referred to by this stone refer to this creek, right? Although the fish there are despising him, but can the fish that are not as big as his palm can eat him? He didn't believe in killing him.

"Why? You don't believe it?" The big stone who saw the second elder's thoughts asked lightly.

"Um...Does the river you mean refers to that stream?" the second elder asked curiously.

"Of course! Don't look down on the fishes there, you will regret it if you despise them, or you can try it!" Da Shiu said in a bit of amusement, as if he had already seen the second elder's bad luck with his own eyes.

After the second elder heard Da Shishi's words, he was very panicked, but believe it or not, he couldn't try it.

"Old man! I knew you were bold." Seeing that the second elder stopped talking, Big Stone began to provoke again.

"I know if I have the guts, I don't need to rely on this kind of thing to prove it." The second elder said speechlessly, and his heart was extremely depressed. Why did one or two all say that he was courageous? That rabbit is like this, and now this stone is like this.

However, as soon as his voice fell, another unfamiliar voice rang.

"Hmph! I dare not dare! Don't find reasons for yourself!" The same tone of contempt.

After hearing this, the second elder raised his eyelids and searched for the owner of the voice, especially the stones and trees, but after searching for a circle, he found nothing.

"Old man, what are you looking for?" The big stone in front of the second elder said curiously.

"I'm looking for who said it." The second elder said very honestly.

"Idiot! Talking in the river!" The big stone threw a look of contempt again.

"In the river?" The second elder's gaze was toward the river in the eyes of the big stone, and the stream in his eyes saw a pure white fish the size of a palm, half-standing on the shore with its fins. The small mouth was still open and closed, and his watery black eyes were looking at him mockingly.

The second elder wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and his heart was mixed. He could see that all the creatures here were violent with him, and they all looked down on him, ooh...Does he want to understand why? It stands to reason that he shouldn't offend these guys? He was not the Nineteenth Presbyterian Church making enemies everywhere, so he racked his brains and couldn't figure out why.

"Old man! Have you seen enough? Looking at me like this, I will charge a fee!" Yu'er said, and with one mouth he withdrew money, which made the second elder's mood suddenly turn from depression to irritability, yes. ! Annoying! He is quite irritable, and even the irritable wants to bite, but in this strange place, he has to endure the annoyance!

"You are a fish, what's the use of asking for money?" The second elder asked with a flushed old face, some speechless, abnormal! Everything here is abnormal!

"How useless! With money, you can buy a lot of delicious food." Yu'er said with a look of yearning.

"What can you eat?" The second elder couldn't help asking. In his opinion, fish can only eat fish food and water plants, and these don't cost money at all.

"I can eat anything! Besides, can't I save some private money?" Yu'er said with an idiotic expression.

Private, private money? The second elder was a little dumbfounded when he heard what this fish said, Nima! He heard for the first time that a fish still wants to save private money. Does it have room to spend?

"Old man! You have watched me for so long, pay soon!" Seeing the second elder still staring at it, Xiao Yu said with a smirk on his lips.

"Uh!" Only then did the second elder react, because he was a little bit irritated, and his eyes never left this fish. Therefore, now he is asked for money, alas! What a thing!

"Uh what uh! Throw you in the river for me as food when uh!" the fish said angrily.

Listening to the words that seemed familiar, in the same tone, the second elder was going to **** with depression, Nima! They are indeed a family, and they all speak in the same tone.

"Hey! Old man! You have to pay me for sitting on me for so long just now! Otherwise, I will complain to you!" At this time, Da Shishi spoke again.

The second elder saw that they had all taken up debts from themselves, and he was so angry in his heart! Sit on you for a while, do you want money? Then he is standing on this piece of land, does he have to pay for this piece of land too? He couldn't help thinking in his heart.

"Old man, you have to pay me!" Another strange voice rang.

The second elder was shocked, Nima! Who is talking again?

"Old man! It's me! The land under your feet." The owner of the voice was afraid that the second elder would look around again, so he simply pointed out his identity.

"You... do you know what I'm thinking?" The second elder stammered a bit, my God! What monsters are all here! As soon as he thought of this, he immediately stopped, not daring to think about it, so as not to be caught in his mind.

"I am the master of this space. All the creatures staying on me, no matter what, the thoughts in my heart can't hide from me." The black earth said with a proud face.

The second elder heard the words of this land, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and didn't dare to have any thoughts in his heart.

"Old man, first pay the money you owe us three!" said with a smile in the voice of the land.

"I don't have any money on me now!" The second elder said with a bitter face, a little embarrassed, his money was used to buy medicine pills, and he paid off his debts.

"It's okay! You can give us an IOU!" The land said disapprovingly, and for it, neither the big stone nor the fish has any doubts. Obviously, the land in this space is their boss.

IOU! Another IOU! It's so annoying! How can they all do this trick? His hands on the IOU are a little soft, and now he still has to give these elves IOUs, damn, what's this?

"I don't have pen and paper!" After a long while, the second elder said.

"It's okay, we have!" Land said cheerfully, and then, a white light flashed in front of the second elder's eyes, and paper and pen appeared in front of him.

The second elder wanted to cry without tears, holding a pen and paper lingering.

"Smelly old man! What do you think?" Yu'er was a little impatient while waiting, and asked with a roar.

"I don't know how much should I pay you?" the second elder asked in a low voice, people under the eaves, had to bow their heads! Although he wanted to write a random number, he was afraid that these guys here would be dissatisfied, alas! He didn't dare to offend these local snakes.

"I want a hundred top-grade crystal stones!" Da Shitou said first.

"What? Sitting on you for a while, you are about to collect a hundred top-grade spars? Are you stealing money?" The second elder was speechless. These guys were clearly taking advantage of others? Although he had to compromise, he didn't want to be taken advantage of.

"I am not an ordinary big rock, so it is naturally expensive for you to sit for a while. Not only that, you will also have to pay for sitting on me in the future. Moreover, the price is double the current price. This time, it is You don’t know it, so you’ll receive less.” Da Shitou explained, the face that appeared on the stone was almost full of laughter.

"So are we!" Yuer echoed.

"Yeah! Not bad! This time I won't ask you too much." Land also said.

After listening to the three of them, the second elder really wanted to buy a piece of tofu and hit him to death. Now he doesn’t know what to say. After that, he won’t sit or look at the stone and the fish, but if the land is standing. If you want to ask him for money, I'm afraid he will have to bear a huge debt before he goes out, and he doesn't know when he can go out, ooh... these guys are really disgusting.

Hearing the feelings of the second elder, Heidi smiled in a good mood and said, "Old man! Don't be afraid! I have very fair charges here. There are three types of monthly, yearly and daily subscriptions. Annual and monthly subscriptions are much cheaper than daily subscriptions. , Do you think which one you choose?"

I don't want to choose either! The second elder was crying and crying. It was the first time that he heard of the so-called package year and package month, and this idea came from a piece of land.

"Old man! It's okay to choose no one!" The black land smiled at Mimi.

The second elder was shocked, Nima! He forgot that this piece of land would know what he was thinking in his heart. This is really embarrassing!

"Um... I want to know how the monthly subscription and annual subscription are?" the second elder asked cautiously.

"A year! I need 10,000 top-grade spars a year. You can sit on the stones on my body at that time. They will not charge you extra, and you can watch the fish in the river at will. It’s free."

"One month for a monthly subscription fee of three thousand elite spar, if you want to sit on the rock to rest, or watch the fish here to relax, you need to charge extra, to put it bluntly, except you can stand on me, other places All have to pay."

"As for the package day! A day is two hundred top-quality spars! Old man, this is much more expensive than a monthly package or a yearly package. I believe you will know how to make the best choice!" After the black land explained, he gave The second elder wore a high hat and praised it!

"What if I leave here before the year has passed? Will the money be refunded?" The second elder pondered and asked again.

"Of course no refund! We don't have a refund!" Heidi said very positively.

"If you are afraid of wasting money, a monthly subscription is okay!" Then Heidi suggested again.

"I'll pay for a year!" The second elder sighed lightly and said helplessly. He didn't know how long it would take him to get out of here, but compared to a monthly subscription, a yearly subscription was obviously more cost-effective.

"Hey! Old man, I said that you are a smart person and know how to be the best choice!" Heidi said very happily. He didn't expect his first business to be a big success. It is so happy!

Then, the pen and paper floated in front of the second elder, the second elder smiled bitterly, and honestly wrote another IOU.

"Old man! Do whatever you want! You can go anywhere here, don't worry! No one will collect money from you!" Heidi promised very friendly.

"Yeah!" The second elder nodded, and he had drawn an IOU. If he couldn't go anywhere, wouldn't he have to die of depression?

However, he didn't dare to sit on the talking stone. He looked around, and then sat down on a relatively spacious piece of land.

"Ah! You are so courageous! Even sitting on our boss with his butt!" After seeing the second elder sitting down, Big Stone made a fuss.

"I paid!" The second elder gritted his teeth, thinking he wanted to sit here? It's not because he doesn't want to sit on the face of that rock, otherwise, he is weird!

"It's great to pay? You get up quickly and don't sit on my boss's body! Otherwise, I won't let you go!" The big stone burned with anger, which made it even more so than the old man sitting on it. Angry.

"Where shall I sit?" the second elder asked stupidly, this nasty stone really likes to be nosy! The black ground under his feet didn't say anything about it, but he opposed it first.

"Sit on me!" Big Stone thought for a while.

"Okay, then!" The second elder was helpless, stood up and sat on the big talking rock.

However, as soon as he sat down, the big rock yelled: "Oh, hey! Why is your **** so stinky? It killed me! You go to the river to wash!"

"You..." Big Stone said, causing the second elder to stand up from the stone with an annoyance, Nima! Where is his **** stinky? It is clear that this big rock didn't want him to sit on, so he deliberately slandered him! This is really outrageous! The second elder is angry!

"What am I? Go to the river and wash it up, otherwise, you are not allowed to sit on me!" Big Stone said very stubbornly.

"Don't come to my river to wash your stinky buttocks, otherwise, I will bite you!" When the fish on the shore heard it, he immediately shouted anxiously, and deliberately barked his teeth, grandpa's! Come to his house to wash his butt, it will pollute the water droplets in his house!

The second elder saw that one was not allowed to sit and the other was not allowed to be washed, and the reason was that he disliked him stink, so he was so angry! Nima! Have you ever seen such a thing? There is no place after paying the money.

Feeling bored, the second elder walked to the edge of a huge rockery, leaning on the mountain, hum! Since he dislikes him, he should be farther away, right?

Seeing that the second elder seemed to be really angry, Da Shi and Yu'er couldn't help but laugh at each other. Then, the fish jumped on the big stone, and came to the second elder's face with a hunch from the big stone.

Seeing this, the second elder was furious! Nima! Why are you leaning against me when you dislike me? Do you think he is a bully? Seeing those two nasty faces, he really wanted to kick them away, but here he was a little afraid to kick them, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble for himself.

"Old man! You are the first human being here. Let's have a good chat with us about the outside world!" Da Shitou said a little shamelessly, without the conscious dislike of the second elder just now.

The second elder glanced at them lightly, but did not speak.

"Old man! Don't be so stingy!" Yu'er also said.

The second elder simply turned his head and didn't look at them.

"Bang!" With a crisp sound, a white light slammed into the face of the second elder, and the second elder who had not had the slightest preparation in his heart was beaten upright.

"Damn it! You attacked me?" The second elder stared at the culprit who hit him just now, that is, the white fish. At this moment, the fish was watching him with its watery black eyes, and his face was still It was all innocent, and the object that struck him was a jet of water spouting from the mouth of a fish.

"I just want you to turn your face away." Yu'er said very innocently, but was laughing inwardly, hehe! Now the old man’s face can be colored, and the position of the colored color is excellent, just on his eyes. At this time, the second elder, one eye is normal, the other is painted blue, becoming a Cyclops. Pieces! Yu'er is very happy for her masterpiece!

"I don't want to care about you! You guys go away!" The second elder said fiercely. At this moment, the second elder's demeanor is completely lost, and he must go crazy after being stimulated like this! So, he is really annoying the two guys in front of him now!

"Old man! In the next year, we will be neighbors, so we should live in peace, don't you want to be like this!" Yu'er persuaded with bitterness.

"I don't want to be neighbors with you!" The second elder gritted his teeth, and when they were neighbors, he would definitely have a short life.

"Hey! Old man! You can't help it!" Da Shitou said with a smile.

The second elder was a little speechless about these two living treasures. He really didn't know how to communicate with aliens. Moreover, these two guys were not ordinary aliens. They would be maddening.

The second elder here was furious, and the life of the seventh elder and others, who had been through the trial space, had a hard time.

Ever since they suspected that Feng Da and the others had been sitting on the ground and raising the price, Feng Da and others had never given them a good face. Moreover, as the number of failures in the last level increased, the pill in their hands became stretched. The pill was decreasing day by day, and some elders began to feel anxious.

"Feng Da! How did you get through the last level?" In the gray space, the Seventh Elder, who had a heavy responsibility, asked without words.

"Fortunately! You can almost pass the level after a few times." Feng Da, who was sitting in the corner, raised his head and said with a smile.

"Haha! Congratulations!" The Seventh Elder said with a smile.

"Seven elders! It's not too late for you to congratulate us when we pass the last level! It's a bit early now." Feng Da reminded with a smile.

"It's not early! It's not early! I'm afraid that you will be sent out immediately after you pass the last level, so I said it in advance." The seventh elder explained with a smile.

"Oh!" Feng Da responded softly, and there was no more reaction.

"Feng Da! Can you sell us some more medicines in your hands?" Seeing Feng Da's reaction was a little cold, the Seventh Elder's face was also scornful, but he couldn't do it without asking. After all, he has suffered a lot. The elder entrusted him to come over with a cheeky face.

"It's okay to sell you, but at this price..." Feng Da said only half of his words and did not continue, but his meaning has been clearly expressed, that is, if the price is not agreeable, then talk about it.

"The price is what you said!" The seventh elder hurriedly said. The matter is over, and there is no point in discussing the price, because he knows that Feng Da and others will not sell them cheaply, and this time again. They are asking for something, so they naturally dare not bargain.

"That's good! Since you are our major customers, you can sell you two hundred top spars in one bottle." Feng Da said with a smile.

two hundred? When the elders heard this price, they couldn't help taking a breath, Nima! One bottle costs two hundred top spars, which is really not expensive! After all, those are just ordinary pills for healing and replenishing divine power, which is already considered a sky-high price.

Feng Da looked around, glancing at all the expressions of the elders, and sneered in his heart, that's right! He just wants to slaughter these fat elders blatantly, and they can't buy it if they don't!

The elders were silent for a while, and finally, the Seventh Elder took the lead and said, "I want two hundred bottles!"

"No problem!" Feng Da took out a pen and paper and handed it to the seventh elder. The seventh elder with tears in his eyes wrote an IOU which is equivalent to a deed of selling. In fact, the medicine in his hand is still enough, but he is worried that no elder will be willing to buy it. It was a cold spot, so he took the lead. However, after this matter, he also decided. In the future, regardless of these elders, he asked him for help. In the end, none of them said. Want to buy! Isn't this hitting him in the face!

After collecting the IOUs from the seventh elders, and passing two hundred and one bottles of medicine to the seventh elders, Feng Da explained: "Second elders! I personally gave you the extra bottle. As for the last time The discount mentioned has already been cancelled because of this moment and that moment."

"Oh! Thank you." The second elder said with a grateful expression, but couldn't help sighing in his heart, seeing how good people are! Although he did not have this idea because of a bottle of pill, compared with the old folks who only think about their own interests in the Ning family, people really feel comfortable when they talk and do things, even if they are being slaughtered. , It is only natural for others to slaughter, alas! This is the gap between people!

"The seventh elders are not welcome, this is purely for the sake of our personal friendship." Feng Da said with a smile.

"Understood! I understand!" The seventh elder was very happy. After putting in the pill, without even looking at the other elders, he went to the side to rest, and was ready to continue through the barrier in a while.

"You don't want to buy it?" At this moment, Feng Da turned his attention to the other elders and asked.

"I'll buy it!" the elder said loudly.

"Buy it, write the IOU, and then trade, the time limit is half an hour, it will not be out of date! Moreover, this is the last time we will sell the medicine here," Feng Da reminded.

After listening to Feng Da’s words, many elders were shaken. After all, they said that this was the last time they would sell pill. If they still don’t buy this time, they might not sell it if they want to buy it in the future. As soon as the voice fell, elders came over one after another...

After half an hour, all the elders had purchased the amount they thought was enough. Although the price made them feel distressed, it was worth it compared to being stuck here.

With enough pills in their hands, the elders continued to go to the final level. Soon after they entered the trial space, Feng Da and others were also ready to go, and then entered the trial space.

Three months later.

The white bunny's voice finally sounded again, and this time, it naturally came to announce the good news.

"The Seventh Elder also successfully passed the last level! You have to come on!" After the white rabbit said, he disappeared again.

From then on, whenever someone passed the last level, the white bunny would appear to inform.

Immediately after three months, the frequency of the white bunny's appearance became higher and higher, and it naturally came to announce the good news. During this period, Feng Da, Lin Yuan, Leng Qingtian, Leng Ruohan, Cheng Xuan, etc. Everyone passed the last level, and fewer and fewer people remained in the trial space.

Moreover, after they succeeded in breaking through the barriers, they were all transported to another beautiful and mysterious space without exception.

The second elders in another dimension were extremely excited whenever they saw acquaintances coming, but immediately, his heart would be filled with deep depression, because he could see their existence, but he didn’t. Ways to talk to them, as if there is a membrane blocking them...

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