Superman Attack

Thanks to Sanshan and Ershui for the reward of 588, the reward of 200 for the sword and broken love, and the reward of 100 for Yunqi Qinggu and a bag of pepper.

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It didn't take long for the violent loli to leave, and it was time for lunch. This was when the sun was at its most poisonous. The outdoor temperature was at least 40 degrees. The iron sewer cover on the street was hot from the sun. Fried eggs. Shuangqing City is not only known as the foggy city and the mountain city, but also has a title called stove, which is listed as the first of the three stoves in the Yangtze River Basin.

It's really unreasonable to see so many changing cities. You are either a mountain city, a foggy city, or a furnace, but you can't account for all three, right? Does this still need the ordinary people of Shuangqing to live? There is an old saying that "poor mountains and bad waters make troublesome people", Lin Bai finally understood that his awkward personality was caused by Shuangqing City, not because of his own badness, but because of the wrong soil and water for him to raise him.

He stuck his tongue out in the air-conditioned house like a listless dog.

The Demon King was still under the sun. She didn't know it was hot. She picked up the Huawei Mate 7 phone and called Aunt Qin's hot pot restaurant.

"You're a daddy, you're only one street away, so you can't scream? Make a phone call." Lin Bai roared, "You don't need money to make a phone call?"

The Demon King smiled and said: "This king likes to make phone calls. The invention of the human world is really great."

When the second-generation Aunt Qin received the call, she couldn't believe her ears: "Are you sure you want to eat hot pot?"

"Yes, I want to eat hot pot, just like usual, bring it over and put it on the street."

The second-generation Aunt Qin went crazy: "Who would eat hot pot in the sun at a temperature of 40 degrees? Go to the hospital after eating."

"It's okay, I can't get into the hospital."

The Demon King is very confident in her body. Once when she was fighting with a lava dog, her opponent poured hot lava on her, and she didn't go to the hospital. In comparison, human beings are really too fragile. Do you eat hot pot in the sun? Everyone seems to have seen a ghost, and this king can even eat magma.

There is no reason to talk to this unknown woman. The second generation of Aunt Qin brought the hot pot over to the sun with tears in her eyes. The Demon King ate happily there alone, and the old neighbors in the whole street were all sweating. Even after Lin Bai ate five ice creams, he couldn't suppress the heat in his heart.

The old neighbors finally knew why Bawanghua was able to defeat the Jinzhu Gang in a row. Can they eat hot pot like this?

A slender woman walks by the street. If you don't look at her breasts, she will definitely be a first-class beauty. Unfortunately, you can't look at her breasts. The plane is taking off and landing there. It's a flat airport, only a flat-chested policewoman can do this. The perfect flat chest, other women can't. She walked to the door of Lin Bai's house and saw the devil queen eating hot pot in the sun, she gasped for breath, and didn't dare to look at it, for fear of seeing herself as a lunatic, she rushed into Lin Bai's house and blocked the air conditioner. The air outlet blew for five minutes before it calmed down.

"The sequelae of genetic modification are really terrifying." The flat-chested policewoman patted her heart carefully and said, "How much psychological trauma did she have to suffer to eat hot pot in a black leather jacket on such a hot day?"

"Don't worry about her, just get down to business." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Why did you come to see me?"

The flat-chested policewoman straightened her face: "It's not a big deal. I've been frugal for three months, and I finally saved another 5,000 yuan to buy a breast, fat, buttocks."

Lin Bai covered his face: "Can you save money and do something more promising?"

The flat-chested policewoman said bitterly: "I can't help it, there will be a class reunion in a few days. Last time I went to participate with a pair of big breasts, I can't go with a flat chest this time, right? The impression must be the same before and after. …”

If a person tells a lie and deceives the people around him, he needs more lies to make up for it, and then the loopholes in the lie will become bigger and bigger, and eventually a person will be crushed. The flat-chested policewoman is now walking on this road of no return, and she doesn't know when she will fall. It must be an inspirational story.

Lin Baiqi said, "The classmates' meeting for ordinary people is held only once in a few years, or even once in a few decades. You come once every few months?"

The flat-chested policewoman said solemnly, "Do you know the three major elements of a classmate's reunion?"

"Have not heard."

"The first factor is a classmate who has a crush on me. The second factor is a classmate I have a crush on. The third factor is both the first two. As long as any of these three factors can be satisfied, the frequency of classmates will meet. It will increase, otherwise it will decrease." The flat-chested policewoman said proudly: "Last time I showed off my beautiful breasts, so people fell in love with me. For me, the first rule is satisfied, for them As long as the second rule is satisfied, the class reunion will be interesting."

The fruit orange that Lin Bai had just drank in his mouth sprayed out, spraying all over the table. I used to pity this woman who used all the money to buy medicine. She looked very desolate, but now I know that she is not desolate at all. The person who really deserves sympathy is Lin Bai, who sympathizes with her.

Taking out the medicine and taking away her five thousand dollars, Lin Bai hurriedly wanted to drive her out, but the flat-chested policewoman was in no hurry to leave, so she sat in front of the air conditioner and blew the wind: "Don't be so stingy, patrol at 40 degrees high temperature. Is it easy to do street duty? Let me sit in the store for a while before going out. You often have underworld, female killers and other things here, so I can count as office here."

"Damn it, I'm an innocent, serious computer repair shop. There may be occasional female killers, but there is absolutely no underworld!" Lin Bai said firmly.

It is clear that there is no underworld, but there will be soon.

The door curtain was lifted, and Hua Butterfly, wearing a floral dress, rushed in embarrassedly. In fact, she usually has a temperament like a butterfly, and she won't look so embarrassed, but after seeing the witch eating hot pot at the door, even the butterfly has to be planted on the ground, and she is no exception. Jumping quickly: "Master Xiaobai, my laptop can't enter Windows, please fix it."

Lin Bai: "..."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. I don't know who invented this sentence, but it is quite artistic!

The flat-chested policewoman jumped up and put her hand on the holster around her waist: "You still say there is no underworld? What is this?"

Lin Bai covered his face with his hands.

Hua Butterfly glanced at the flat-chested policewoman and said with a grin, "So there are police officers here! I heard that you recently caught Brother Dangdang and successfully rescued a large number of hostages. You have made outstanding achievements and have been promoted to the captain of the criminal police. Tsk tsk, I will honor you as Zhou in the future. Captain."

"Don't laugh at me." The flat-chested policewoman said angrily, "I'll catch you back and lock you up for a lifetime."

Hua Butterfly stroked the back of her buttocks with her hands, and made the floral skirt close to her buttocks, so that when you sit down, the skirt will appear smoother, and you won't be too messy to see. Her movements were not in a hurry, and she was not at all cowardly: "Come on, I haven't committed any crimes, and I refuse to accept the evidence and sue me."

The flat-chested policewoman was dumbfounded. This woman was very troublesome, her hands were clean, and she couldn't get the slightest bit of control over her. To deal with her, you need someone like Dangdang or Puding. If you don't reason with her, you will directly chop her to death with a knife. Once you talk to her about the law and show evidence, there is nothing you can do about her.

"I'm here to repair the computer, don't stop Xiaobai from making money here." Hua Butterfly handed the laptop to Lin Bai with a smile: "As you said, no matter who is good or bad, you are the one who comes to your shop to repair the computer. God, you can't say anything."

Lin Bai has to admit that, repairing the computer is related to his livelihood, so he can't be sloppy. Although life and computer repairs are getting more and more out of touch these days, people can't forget their roots, and they can't be vague about what they should do. After checking it, there is nothing wrong with this laptop, that is, Windows is broken. Format the C drive and reinstall the system.

Lin Bai was about to take the CD out of the drawer when Hua Butterfly suddenly reached out to block him and smiled: "There are policemen here, don't take out the pirated CD, be careful that you will be caught for mere piracy, and then you will be beaten for a lifetime, I have the genuine copy. disk." After speaking, he actually took out a genuine Wiodnws installation CD and put it in Lin Bai's hand.

The flat-chested policewoman just felt dizzy for a while. This woman... is really leak-proof. The police station is using pirated copies. The ghost will arrest you for this reason.

So Lin Bai sat in the middle of the system, with a policeman sitting on his left and a gangster on his right. This was called the Double Heaven of Ice and Fire. Ordinary men really couldn't enjoy this kind of treatment.

Lin Bai looked really handsome when he was repairing his computer, because men look handsome when they work hard... Of course, this is only limited to what women see in the eyes. Men always feel ugly when they look at men. The two women looked at Lin Bai's left and right faces one by one, and after a while they really saw that there was something to be desired.

Hua Butterfly reached out and wiped Lin Bai's face: "A piece of hair was stuck on your face with sweat~www.readwn.com~ I'll take it off for you."

The movements were very gentle, and Lin Bai used it a little, and felt very refreshing.

The flat-chested policewoman snorted coldly: "I see, you came here specially to please Bawanghua and Xiaobai, what's your shady and shady purpose? You want to use them to help you? I want to warn you, don't take kind Citizens have become gangsters, or I will arrest you and imprison you for the rest of your life."

Hua Butterfly covered her mouth and giggled: "You are definitely not popular with men."

"Damn, why did you suddenly mention this?" The flat-chested policewoman slapped the table angrily: "And I'm not right, I am very popular with men, and I have to go to the class reunion in two days. Several old classmates covet me. Three feet."

Hua Butterfly sneered: "People who have little contact with you may be fascinated by your beautiful face. When they contact you for a while, they will find that you are a boring woman, and they will all leave you. Participate in a few class reunions, and when they become familiar with you, tsk tsk... this class reunion won't start."

The flat-chested policewoman was shocked: "It's true? How can I correct it?"

"God knows if it's true or not, so I'll just play nonsense."

"..."

Lin Bai really had nothing to say about these two neurotic women. He looked up at the street, and suddenly saw Qianqian pushing the door and walking in.

(I bowed my head and thought about my hometown to ask for a recommendation ticket, and I also recommended a novel written by a friend called "The Great Porcelain Master". It tells the story of a porcelain master who made porcelain, made money from foreigners, and made a fortune in a girl. It's very good.)