Superman Attack

There is only one update today. My father-in-law is slightly better. I will try my best to resume normal updates tomorrow.

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I don't know why, just after Lin Bai returned from the demon world, Shuangqing City was shrouded in a huge rain cloud, and then the light rain began to drift. It's hot, but at the same time brings the gloomy atmosphere of autumn.

Sitting under the eaves and listening to the rain, the ticking sound was very pleasant, and Lin Bai lazily placed a large character on the rattan chair. Qianqian came out of the room, stuffed a bowl of poached eggs in his hand, then opened the umbrella and walked into the rain curtain. She is now a rich lady, but she is still hard-working and simple, wearing very ordinary clothes. Clothes go to work in the battery factory, which is a compulsory course for her every day...

The Demon King watched Qianqian's slender figure walk away slowly, and then said to Lin Bai in a low voice, "Hey, you really found a good wife, no wonder you don't want to marry other people, and you only think about it. Quasi Qianqian."

Lin Bai spread his hands.

Footsteps sounded from behind, and the Elf Princess came out. The girl had already forgotten about the night, but her face was still very red when she saw Lin Bai: "Mr. Demon King...I...I'm going to work at KFC. go... see you later..."

"Hey, why are you facing me with this expression?" Lin Bai sweated profusely.

The elf princess lowered her head very low: "Mother said...≯...The demons and the elf have decided to marry...it's me and you..."

Lin Bai has to acknowledge this matter. The most important quality of being a man is to be responsible. Lin Bai nodded and said, "That's right. When your mother chooses an auspicious day, I will marry you."

"Ah? Really?" The Elf Princess blushed even more. Jumping high like a frightened rabbit: "I... I'm going to work first..."

The Elf Princess took three steps and took two steps and ran away!

The Demon Queen faced Lin Bai with a weird smile: "Yo. You are getting more and more awesome now. You used to say that you would only marry Qianqian, but now you are not refusing to come."

There was sourness in the woman's tone, and Lin Bai could tell when he heard it. It was easy to deal with her, just be a hooligan. Lin Bai deliberately got up in front of the Demon King, giggling and said, "What? Are you envious? Or I'll marry you too."

The Demon King's heart skipped a beat, and she almost answered "Okay". She shut her mouth a moment before the words came out, and kicked Lin Bai's rattan chair. He kicked Lin Bailian and his chair over to the ground, and hummed, "Damn, how dare you molest this king! Believe it or not, this king chopped you into seventeen or eight pieces."

It's good that she doesn't threaten like this. Once he threatened to kill, Lin Bai was not afraid of her at all, he reached out and hugged her leg, rubbed his face on her thigh twice, and said with a tsk tsk, "Okay. Tender legs...I'm teasing you, cut me into seventeen or eighty pieces."

The Demon Queen was too ashamed to live. It's impossible to cut into seventeen or eight pieces. She would rather cut herself into seventeen or eighty pieces than cut Xiaobai. She regrets it a little bit. If she knew earlier, she threatened Xiaobai to beat him into a pig's head. That would be relatively easy to handle. He had to use a teleportation technique, fled back to his room, and covered his head with a quilt.

Lin Bai proudly stretched out his **** towards her room: "Fight with me. You are still two hundred years away."

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Before Qianqian married Lin Bai, the family's food was cooked by the fourth blood phoenix. Later, Qianqian married and became the mistress of the Lin family, so she took over the cooking as a matter of course. Blood Phoenix No. 4 was quite sad about this for a few days, but later she got used to it and stopped talking about cooking.

Unexpectedly, in the evening, Qianqian called back and said that there were a lot of financial statements today, and she had to work overtime to review it, so she couldn't go home in time, and asked Lin Bai to find someone else to prepare dinner.

Lin Bai was about to go to the backyard to find the Blood Phoenix No. 4, when she saw the Elf Princess jumping home. After a busy day of working at KFC, she did not feel tired, but was in a good mood. She didn't know why she was happy.

"What are you happy about?" Lin Bai smiled and said, "It's just in time, go and help me inform Blood Phoenix No. 4 that Qianqian can't go home to cook today, so let her do it."

When the Elf Princess heard this, she immediately clapped her hands and said, "Why do you have to find Blood Phoenix No. 4? I can cook too! Come on... I... I'm going to marry you soon, and it's half the time. She's a mistress, so... um... I should do it when Qianqian isn't around."

Blood Phoenix No. 4 has a marriage application form signed by me. I'm afraid it has now become a foreign marriage certificate. She is also half a hostess. Lin Bai thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, so he sat back in the rattan chair and said, "Okay, you will be responsible for tonight's dinner."

The Elf Princess was so happy, her steps became brisk: "Then I'll go to prepare... Oh, I've never cooked in the human world before... How do I get the ingredients? There's no forest here, so I can't find the ingredients. Woolen cloth……"

Lin Bai stretched his finger in a direction: "Get out of the old street and turn towards the main street. There is a Yonghui supermarket over there, which sells all kinds of vegetables."

"Okay, I'll go shopping now." The Elf Princess jumped out the door and ran towards the supermarket. When she arrived at the door, she saw that the crowd was surging and it was very lively. The flow of people in the supermarket was more than that of KFC. I don't know how many times, so the princess feels a lot of pressure. It took a lot of effort for her to squeeze in through a bunch of middle-aged aunts...

"What kind of dishes should I make?" The princess thought with her fingers propped up on her face: Of course, the best thing is to make mountain delicacies. All kinds of mushrooms are my specialty dishes. The fragrant mushroom soup, Mr. Demon King will definitely like it. Yes, well, go buy mushrooms...

The princess stood in front of the shelf selling mushrooms, and what caught her eye was a huge label: white mushrooms, 12 yuan/catties.

Seeing this price, the princess felt dizzy, didn't she? The mere white mushroom costs 12 yuan a pound. I work at KFC for only 8 yuan for an hour. I can't buy a pound of white mushrooms? It's unreasonable. One hour is enough time for me to pick dozens of pounds of white mushrooms in the forest... This kind of crazy stuff is definitely not to be bought.

The princess left the mushroom area and was selling rabbit meat in front of her. She secretly rejoiced: The rabbit is alright. I used to be the best at making roasted rabbits, and Xiaobai would definitely like it. Stand in front of the shelf. Take a closer look: live rabbits, 30 yuan/catties.

The princess only felt dizzy for a while: "Is there a mistake? A rabbit weighs at least several kilograms. At this price, it costs 100 yuan a piece. Oh my God, does it make sense? I'm just pulling it in the forest. A bow and arrow is a rabbit, isn't this price too maddening!"

The princess staggered and stepped back from the rabbit counter, feeling that her breathing was a little uneasy. The prices in the human world are too unreasonable... By the way, there is a fish seller in front... The forest stream can be at any time. If you catch fish, it shouldn't be expensive, right? What? 12 dollars a pound?

Black Fungus. This is something you can find anywhere in the forest...what? Sun-dried black fungus costs 48 yuan a pound? I have to work 6 hours in KFC to buy a pound?

oh! ! This is not true! The Elf Princess suffered a series of heavy blows, and the whole person was Sparta, standing in front of the dazzling dishes, as if turned into stone.

Half an hour later, the Elf Princess returned to the door with an empty shopping bag. There were only two green onions in the shopping bag... This thing was not bought, but she picked up at the entrance of the supermarket...

Lin Bai looked at her strange, and couldn't help but wonder, "What are you doing? Didn't you go shopping?"

The elf princess murmured: "It's incredible, how do people in the human world survive? Under such a crazy price, there is no large number of starvation deaths? I want to go back to the forest... I want to go back to the forest... …”

Lin Bai grabbed her shoulders and shook it vigorously: "Hey, wake me up."

After being shaken a few times, the Elf Princess's head sobered up a little. She took out two green onions from the shopping bag and said with a smile, "Let's eat these two green onions tonight..."

"I'm dizzy, what about the whole family. How could it be possible to eat two onions? Is your brain confused?"

The Elf Princess grabbed Lin Bai's arm and cried, "Mr. Demon King, how many people starve to death every day in the human world?"

"This... I don't know the exact number. But it shouldn't be much." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Especially in our country, the news media never reports that people starved to death. Relatively speaking, playing games in Internet cafes There are more reports of people who died."

"It's terrifying to play games in an Internet cafe, and the death rate is too high." The elf princess shook into the kitchen: "I'll make green onions, and I'll ask everyone to come out and drink green onion soup..."

Ghosts drink onion soup! Lin Bai had no choice but to go out to the supermarket by himself. After a while, he bought several bags of ingredients and threw them into the kitchen.

The elf princess screamed in the kitchen soon: "Ah ah ah, this is 43 yuan a pound of beef, you actually bought 4 pounds? How much does this cost... ah ah, this is 6 A pound of green beans for one pound, how much is a handful of such a large amount... ah, ah, this is 12 yuan a pound of yam..."

"Mr. Demon King, how much does our family have to pay for a meal?" The Elf Princess jumped out of the kitchen.

Lin Bai hadn't calculated it carefully. There are too many girls in the family, and a meal always costs two or three hundred yuan. This is not too much, right? He casually reported: "About two or three hundred yuan a meal."

Two or three hundred? The princess took three steps back: "I worked at KFC for a whole day, counting ten hours, and only earning 80 yuan..."

Lin Bai said angrily: "Hey, I said, what are you doing? Since you are going to marry me soon, it is time for me to support you. Money is not a problem, you don't need to take it. Come out and bring it up."

"Oh? Should a husband raise a man when he is married?" The elf princess asked, "Is there still such a custom in the human world?" It turns out that the people of the elf tribe, both men and women, work, and there is no custom of men working to support their families. It is husband and wife working together to create wealth for the family.

Lin Bai smiled and said, "In China, men are responsible for making money and supporting their families, and women are responsible for looking beautiful... This has been the case for thousands of years. After a woman gets married, she doesn't need to go out to work, she can be at home with her husband and children...cough Well, of course, there have been changes in recent decades, but well... I think it's good to stay the same."

The Elf Princess breathed a sigh of relief: "I see, now I finally know how women in the human world can survive, so I can still use the trick of marrying a person."

Lin Bai took out a stack of money from his arms and put it into the princess's hand: "From today onwards, you will be responsible for buying vegetables, train you to accept the prices of the world, and don't make me a monster."

"Uh...Okay!" The Elf Princess took the money from Lin Bai. She was never willing to accept alms from others, but the money given by her husband was no problem. Looking at the thick stack of money in her hand, the princess suddenly jumped up like a light bulb appeared on Brother Yixiu's head: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that I saw a 40% discount on purple sweet potatoes at the supermarket door just now. Now that I have money, I have to quickly grab a little and pile it back."

At this time, there were a lot of middle-aged aunts at the entrance of the supermarket to break down the promotion stalls. Purple potatoes were 40% off, and the price was quite low. A delicate, innocent woman who didn't have a few pounds of strength ran over and picked up a basket that weighed at least a few hundred pounds... She put the basket on the scale and hummed, "I'll buy these."

The clerk in charge of weighing is all Spartan, and the middle-aged aunt next to him is also Spartan. The Elf Princess proudly looked at the bewildered crowd beside her, and hummed, "Buy more while the discount is on, and save some money for my men. This is how a housewife survives!"

Hello~www.readwn.com~ The point is not here, right? You are such a delicate girl, how do you carry hundreds of pounds of baskets? Everyone's worries were obviously superfluous. The princess looked delicate, but she was very strong. She easily carried the hundreds of kilograms of baskets, and ran back to the old street in three steps in two steps...leaving countless Spartan crowds.

From that day on, the innocent and delicate girl will always appear in the discount and promotion store of Yonghui Supermarket. As long as she sees a discount on any dishes, she will definitely buy a large basket... Slowly, she became a housewife who buys food. Legendary in ! Her story has been sung by bards for a thousand years, a thousand years.

Of course, these are things to come later, and time has to go back to just now. Lin Bai finally sent off the unremarkable elf princess and sat back on his beloved rattan chair to rest when the rose flower demon suddenly ran out of the backyard. Running in front of Lin Bai, she hurriedly said: "Lord Demon King, the big thing is bad, when Black Dragon City was undergoing post-disaster reconstruction work, a large number of monsters suddenly appeared in the cracks outside the city, and they were probably also caused by the cataclysm. Yes, they kept coming out of the ground, and the bees flocked to the Black Dragon City under construction. Now the Lord of the Black Dragon City is leading the army to fight the monsters..."

"What?" Lin Bai sweated: "Did you make a mistake? I go and see for yourself." (To be continued..)

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