Superman Attack

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Poor Lin Bai was so fed by a group of old neighbors that he couldn't even figure out what color the sky was. When he entered the bridal chamber, he was already in a state of deep sleep, and Qianqian couldn't hold him by himself, so he asked Wenwen for help. , the two little girls hugged their head and raised their feet, hey yo he yo carried him into the room and threw him on the bed.

It is said that there are two great joys in life, the bridal chamber and the time when the gold medal list is inscribed, but in fact, most men are drunk at these two moments, so I can't say how happy they are.

Wenwen giggled at Qianqian and said, "Okay, my light bulb should disappear voluntarily. You can make out with your husband."

Qianqian said angrily, "Xiao Bai is so drunk, what are you talking about being affectionate and not affectionate?"

Wen Wen smiled and said, "While he is drunk, you can insult him at will, how cool."

"Do you think everyone is a **** like you?" Qianqian drove Wenwen out of the house like a fly, closed the room, and looked back at Lin Bai, only to see him lying on the bed, full of His face was flushed, his body smelled of alcohol, his mouth was still smashing, as if he was chanting some unremarkable words... This scornful face has never been boring since he was a child, no matter how ugly and strange he made, Qianqian still like.

Sitting on the edge of the bed and gently stroking Lin Bai's messy hair, Qianqian's heart was full of tenderness. He took off his shoes first, then unbuttoned his clothes, took off the shirt that didn't fit him well, and then ripped off his trousers and threw them away. He was too embarrassed to take it off, but Qianqian still ripped open his trousers out of curiosity and glanced inside... oh. It turns out that the trunk of the baby elephant is only so small when it is not at fault.

She only saw Lin Bai's little elephant trunk when she was very young, since the two grew up. After she became sensible, she never saw it again. Now it seems that the little elephant trunk, which is only a little big in memory, has grown up a lot now.

From time to time, the old neighbors shouted outside the house. Many people did not plan to sleep tonight. They seemed to be eating, drinking, and making trouble all night. Looking out the window, Qianqian could see that the old street was brightly lit. Yan smiled and turned off the light. Pushing the sleeping Lin Bai aside a little, then carefully squeezed onto the bed, and lay down next to Lin Bai... Actually, it's not bad for Xiao Bai to be drunk, at least, he will put her to bed. Not so embarrassed and shy...

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When the early morning sunlight came in through the window, Lin Bai woke up with a very painful head. The next morning of a hangover, his head usually hurt as if it was about to split. He stretched out his hand to block the dazzling sunlight, so that he could barely open his eyes a little bit, and just as his hands and feet moved a little bit, he touched a soft body...

Take a closer look. The person sleeping beside her was Qianqian, her face was lying on the other side, leaving Lin Bai just a back. But no matter which angle of Qianqian's body is facing Lin Bai, he can recognize her at first sight. Absolutely not wrong.

Lin Bai's first reaction was to be taken aback: "Oh my mother, could it be that I insulted Qianqian when I was drunk?" But he woke up after two seconds. By the way, I already had a marriage certificate with Qianqian yesterday, and now she is my legal wife. The various events of yesterday slowly flashed through his mind, and his head became more and more sober... When he reached the most sober moment, he began to slowly become hot again...

With the woman I love the most in my life lying beside me, what man can't keep his head warm?

Lin Bai reached out and took her in his arms. As soon as he started, he felt Qianqian's body trembling slightly, and he couldn't help laughing: "Wow, Qianqian, you actually pretended to be asleep."

Qianqian couldn't pretend anymore, and said in a low voice, "I don't know how to face you, so I have to pretend to sleep..."

manner? What attitude do you want? They are already husband and wife, and at this time, only one attitude is needed! Lin Bai didn't say a word, and started to strip Qianqian's clothes and trousers directly, that action was just like a slut.

Qianqian laughed angrily, and then she propped herself up a little to loosen the position on the bed, so that Lin Bai couldn't take off her clothes for a long time.

Lin Bai is not unfamiliar with the beautiful body. In fact, Lin Bai has seen it many times since he was a child, but it was the first time that he was able to hug him and play freely. His breathing was very fast, and his blood flowed quickly. In fact, Qianqian is also the same. Both of them desperately need each other. They don't need too much guidance and entanglement. The two of them have come to that step naturally. However, when Lin Bai's little friend has just entered a warm place When... his body trembled, and then he backed out limply...

"What's wrong?" Qianqian wondered.

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Damn, I'm too excited, so... I was killed in seconds!"

The more you love someone, the more excited you will be when you caress the other person, and the greater the sensory stimulation you will get, the result is usually... When you are with the person you love the most, you will persist for the shortest time, and you will not be with yourself. When you are in love, it will last a long time.

Do not believe? You look for a picture of a female orangutan and look at it, see if you can't figure it out...

Qianqian stared at Lin Bai for a while, and suddenly laughed out loud: "It's alright, don't be annoyed, it's going to be a long time in Japan, and it's okay to be short the first time... It will be fine in the future."

Lin Bai bumped his head against the bed: "Shame! Men can do anything, but they can't be fast."

"It really doesn't matter!" Qianqian hugged Lin Bai tightly: "From childhood to adulthood, you have lost a lot of people in front of me. What does it matter if you have more?"

As soon as the two of them said this, they suddenly heard a "boom", the door of the room fell down, and a bunch of girls fell in with the door panel, causing a cloud of dust. Wen Wen, Hua Butterfly, Miss Liu, Blood Phoenix No. 2, No. 4, Violent Lolita, Jin Qiaoqiao, Unicorn Flower Demon... Even flat-chested policewomen are among them. It turns out that these girls are all crowded outside the door. Eavesdropping, when they heard the key, everyone pressed forward hard, but the door panel was overwhelmed and collapsed...

The girls got up from the ground, slapped the dust on their bodies, and covered their mouths with a smile: "Cough, don't worry about us, you continue...cough..."

Lin Bai was furious: "I wipe, did I make a mistake? You are actually eavesdropping outside?"

Hua Butterfly hummed: "You know the custom of 'listening to the room', right? It is natural and reasonable for us to eavesdrop on the outside. According to legend, no one listens to the room on the wedding night, which will hinder the future. To give you face, to help you give birth to a child."

Lin Bai: "..."

After Hua Butterfly finished speaking a high-sounding reason with a stern face, she suddenly burst out laughing, laughing out of breath, covering her stomach and laughing loudly: "Laugh at me, Xiaobai turns out to be a Three Seconds Man, I was foaming at the mouth as soon as I entered... Hahahaha... No way, I'm dying of laughter... I'm dying of laughter..."

Lin Bai's face suddenly turned purple, Nima, what men are afraid of is that this kind of thing won't work. At this time, he suddenly envied Long Aotian. The Long Aotian in the novel is the most powerful in this respect. Ye Yu ten women did not fall down, and he casually made a few women one after another and couldn't get out of bed, and one woman waited on him. He is not enough at all. He wants dozens or hundreds of women to serve together, and he can make all the women unable to get out of bed... Long Aotian, ah Long Aotian, we are all protagonists, why am I not as good as you? Woolen cloth?

At such a time, the stigma must be washed away, Lin Bai jumped up and shouted: "If you have a pee, you are not allowed to leave, you all cover the door and go out to listen again. I will do it again with Qianqian, this time for a long enough time. ."

Qianqian was too embarrassed to see anyone, so she opened the zipper on the quilt cover and slipped herself into the quilt cover. Maybe still coming? You...you're going out...it's time to get up!"

"No, I have to do it again, otherwise I'll be nicknamed the Three Seconds Man." Lin Bai screamed: "That time just now really didn't count, and now I'll do it again, I promise to play well."

No one pays attention to her, Qianqian will not come again if she lives or die, and the girls are not interested in listening to the room anymore. Anyway, the so-called listening to the room is to deliberately catch the embarrassment of the bride and groom, and use it as a joke after tea and dinner. Now the biggest one The joke has already started, what is the need to listen to it again?

Wenwen ran to the middle of the old street and stood still, laughing loudly: "Outside of the nickname, Lin Bai's first night of wedding, he disarmed without even holding on for three seconds, hahahaha..."

Violent Lolita took a gong and knocked beside her, and shouted as she knocked, "In the future, please call Dad the Three Seconds Man! The Flash!"

"Hahahaha!" The laughter of the old neighbors came from all corners of the street.

Lin Bai felt that he could not live any longer, so he just wanted to find a black cloth bag to put his head in.

After a long time, the neighbors laughed enough, and saw Uncle Zhang come over and pat him on the shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Bai, don't be discouraged, don't look at the neighbors laughing at you~www.readwn.com~ Actually No one really looks down on you, you know, it was the first time for you, Uncle Zhang, and I didn't persist for three seconds."

The old man Qi also came over and said in a low voice, "Hey, sixty years ago, my wife and I had our first time, and it was over as soon as we entered."

Even Aunt Qin's skinny husband came running over and whispered to Lin Bai, "Uncle, I was even worse back then. What happened when I arrived at the door... I made my mother-in-law half-dead..."

The men sighed and comforted each other, sighing: "So, it's not your fault, it's all the fault of being too innocent! Men shouldn't be too innocent, they should spend a lot of time drinking more girls and sleeping more. Women, this is how you can exercise."

As soon as the words came to this point, Aunt Qin appeared with a spatula. Her skinny husband was frightened to death and ran away. Aunt Qin waved the spatula angrily and shouted: "God **** it. The bastard, stop, don't run..." (To be continued..)

ps: Thanks for the reward of 688 for the bored Hongchen, 200 for the sword and 200 for the broken love, 100 for the nameless Jueli and the flying bird.

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