Superman Attack

: Habits are hard to change

The second

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The flat-chested policewoman has a specialty, that is, she goes to other people's houses at the meal spot. In the past, when she used to come to Laojie to get breast enhancement pills, she came to Lin Bai's house at the meal spot, and rubbed off a lot of Lin Bai's meals. Lin Bai once thought she was doing it on purpose, but only later did she realize that she came over after work, so it was just before lunch time... The police's work is so busy that they only get off work after lunch.

Today is no exception. When Lin Bai ordered Aunt Qin’s hot pot, a table of people sat around the hot pot, and when he took his chopsticks and was about to start, the police car of the flat-chested policewoman stopped at the door of the house and jumped out of the police car. He said happily: "I'm just hungry, have you ordered the hot pot and waited for me?"

"Bullshit!" Lin Bai shouted, "If you want to eat, you can pay."

"You are a millionaire with an income of several billions a year, so what are you talking about with a little policeman like me?" The flat-chested policewoman was not polite at all, she ran into the kitchen and took out a bowl by herself, and crowded next to the hot pot.

Apart from Lin Bai, the people around the pot are all women, including the Demon King, the Superwoman, the Elf Mother and Daughter, the Juniper Flower Demon, the Blood Phoenix No.

"By the way, I haven't asked your name yet." The flat-chested policewoman asked the one-armed woman.

"Oh, I didn't ask." Lin Bai found that he had a bad problem, that is, he didn't like asking people's names, and liked to call people by nicknames. As for other people's real names, he could easily forget them. Of course, he didn't plan to change this problem.

"My name is Erica." The one-armed woman whispered: "But I'm rarely called by my name, everyone usually calls me by my nickname 'Red_', well, in Chinese, it's Chiyu !"

"Chi Yu? This nickname is very interesting, how did it come from?" The flat-chested policewoman was very interested.

The one-armed woman said calmly: "On a mission, I killed 12 enemy soldiers by myself, and my body was covered in blood, like a red rain, so I got the red rain. No."

"A pair of twelve? It's a bit powerful!" Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4 couldn't help but praise: "It's very good. Maybe the two of us can't match you."

The one-armed woman smiled bitterly and said, "Now that I have broken one arm, I have become a crippled person... alas... the name of Chiyu, I don't need to mention it again."

Lin Bai thought to himself: Most of the fleeing female soldiers of the Hydra Corps were killed by the pursuers a few times before, and none of them were able to escape. The reason why this female slave was able to escape was a bit reasonable. In the Hydra Corps, it is also considered a vanguard. What the **** did the Hydra Legion do to force its most loyal vanguard to defect?

The elf princess stuck her tongue out beside her: "You guys are so strange, you actually take murder as your pride, and you get nicknames because of a lot of murders. This is not in line with the customs of our place... The people in our place will not kill for the sake of murder. I'm proud, and I won't use such a **** thing to get a nickname."

Lin Bai smiled and asked, "Then do you have a nickname?"

"Yes!" The Elf Princess giggled: "I have a nickname called Snow Elf. My mother's nickname is the Queen of Spring. She brings abundance and peace to our hometown, just like spring. , won everyone's love."

Lin Bai thought about it carefully, well, the elf princess is indeed as pure as white snow, and the snow elf lives up to its name... As for the queen of spring, does the word spring mean the spring of spring or the spring of spring? I feel that the Queen of Hair Spring is more appropriate. Just thinking of this, he felt someone rubbing his feet under the table... Needless to say, he knew who it was, Lin Bai glared at the Elf Queen, trying to tell her to restrain herself.

With a smile on her face, the elf queen humbly said to everyone: "Don't listen to my daughter's nonsense, I don't have such an exaggerated title." At the same time as she showed a dignified smile, the feet under the table became more and more excessive. When he reached Lin Bai's feet, he gently teased Lin Bai's little friend with his toes through his pants.

Damn, I need to clean up. To let you know the power of technology tonight, Lin Bai gave her a sullen look.

Lin Bai ignored the deranged queen, turned his head to the flat-chested policewoman and said, "Bring it here."

"What did you get?" The flat-chested policewoman was surprised.

"Bring the address Chi Yu gave you."

In order to deceive the flat-chested policewoman's trust, the one-armed woman once gave her a fake address on which the location of a secret base of the Hydra Corps was drawn. Lin Bai didn't want the flat-chested policewoman to take that fake thing out of the way. Well done.

"I won't give it to you, I'll give it to my boyfriend." The flat-chested policewoman hummed.

"Oh!" Lin Bai gave up and changed his identity and went to the flat-chested policewoman to get it back, and he could also get his cell phone back by the way.

Everyone continued to eat the hot pot happily. The one-armed woman was not very good at using chopsticks. She couldn't pick up anything from the pot after picking it up several times. Li: "Do as the locals do, you will have to learn to use chopsticks in the future."

"Yes_! I will study hard." The one-armed woman replied with a very upright posture: "Thank you for serving me vegetables." She doesn't seem to be socializing with ordinary people like that, but rather like a soldier in the army Respond to instructions from superiors. After I finished speaking, it only took about thirty seconds to eat the contents of the bowl clean, regardless of whether they were hot or not, they were all stuffed into my stomach anyway. The bowls and chopsticks were neatly arranged, and they retreated from the table.

I have lived for many years in the Hydra Corps. Everything in the army is fast-paced, formulaic, and standardized. For example, it only takes a few minutes to eat, fold a quilt, and take a shower. A few minutes...everything has a frame. To be a good soldier, you only need to put yourself into the frame, make sure that your edges and corners will not stick out of the frame, and you will be appreciated by your boss... And a person is framed After a long time, all the edges and corners have been smoothed out, as if each product produced on the assembly line has an amazing similarity...

Someone once said that it is impossible to have two identical eggs in the world, but...there will definitely be a large group of identical soldiers in the world.

The one-armed woman no longer knows how to live an ordinary life.

Lin Bai tapped the table lightly and sighed, "It seems that you still have a lot to learn."

"Yes_! I will study hard."

"The first thing you need to learn is to give up the way you are speaking now." Lin Bai said angrily, "You are not allowed to say anything like Yes, and there is no need to say a sentence so calmly, give me something of my own. personality."

"Yes...cough...Okay, I see."

"Next, go back to the table to eat. According to the habit of our Shuangqing people, we should eat a hot pot for at least an hour. If we don't eat it for such a long time, it must be unpleasant to the people at the table."

"Want to eat for an hour?" The one-armed woman was horrified: "My stomach is not that big. If I keep eating for an hour, I will definitely die."

"I'm rubbing, who told you to keep eating for an hour? Eat slowly, chat for a while and then take a bite."

"Yes_!" The one-armed woman still replied out of habit. After she answered, she realized that Lin Bai would not allow her to say this, so she quickly shut her mouth and sat back on the edge of the table.

In the following time, she strictly followed Lin Bai's instructions, and only took a bite of the dish after saying two sentences. If she only said one sentence, it was absolutely unacceptable. At this point, you have to stop and take a bite before you can continue to say two more words, then take another bite, and then say two more words, and then take another bite...

Lin Bai couldn't help covering his face, and screamed: "I just said two sentences and then take a bite, it doesn't mean 'two sentences', you can talk three times and then take a bite, or four sentences... …”

"Oh? Can three and four also work? That's two to four sentences... It's not good for anything beyond this range, right?"

"Pfft!" Lin Bai spat out a mouthful of oranges and retreated from the table.

Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4 both find it interesting, but at the same time feel sad. They are just killers, and the formulaic constraints they are subject to are not as strict as soldiers, but in some special things, don't they have the same problems? Bound by habit, dominated by years of training...

It has been more than a year since they left the Knights of the Roses, and they are still used to leaning their backs against the wall... For now, the two of them choose to sit with their backs against the wall when they eat hot pot. They subconsciously refuse to turn their backs to the door or be exposed under the window. When there are many people~www.readwn.com~ they will be very careful and vigilant to pay attention to the people around them, and beware of killers coming out of them, although they know that In a peaceful world it is almost impossible for such a thing to happen, but the habits of the body always dictate it.

The two female killers put down their bowls and stood up, pulled the one-armed woman and said with a smile, "Let's go, don't eat, let's go to the riverside to relax."

"Ah? But... it takes seven minutes and twenty-eight seconds to complete an hour... Mr. Xiao Bai said that it takes at least an hour to eat hot pot... I can't leave the table now."

"Fool!" The two female killers laughed together: "It doesn't matter how long he eats, you have to learn not to listen to other people, do whatever you want, and act recklessly, this is how Xiaobai treats you. A real request."

The two female killers took the one-armed woman to the riverside, letting the wind blow away their depression...

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Marvel World!

"Damn Luther, your ugly **** **** have already forced the eight female warriors under my command to betray you, can't you just change the style?" Red Skull was furious.

Luther hummed: "The style must not be changed, huh! The loyalty of your female warriors is not very reliable. This is also a way to test the loyalty of your warriors..."

The two were talking about this when the adjutant ran in and said, "Lord Captain, our team chasing Chi Yu was also wiped out by the superheroes in the human world, but what's different from before is that this time Chi Yu didn't die, she didn't die. I escaped alive, I don’t know where I have escaped for the time being, the intelligence department is tracking down…”

"Damn, find her for me, she must be killed." Red Skull angrily threw another red wine glass. R1152

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