Superman Attack

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In fact, the four words wasted time are very complicated words, and it may not have an accurate definition. For different people, the meaning of wasted time is also different. For example, for a game lover, staying at home and playing games is a fulfilling life. If you go out for a run on the street, it will be a waste of time. On the contrary, for a person who likes sports, staying at home and playing games is wasting time, and running on the street is life.

The biggest shortcoming of human beings is that they always think that their actions are right and look down on other people's hobbies, so they always criticize others for wasting their time...

Lin Bai pulled up the superwoman who was rolling on the floor and criticized seriously: "Every minute you spend in any form is the most precious time in your life. No one spends any time in vain. People who waste their time want to use their own values ​​to kidnap others and let others do things according to the rules they set."

"Wow, Xiaobai, you're about to become a philosopher." The Demon King clapped her hands, "Amazing! It's about to evolve from semi-literate to literate."

Lin Bai laughed and said smugly, "Brother will occasionally say something powerful, which is called the wisdom of stupid people. In fact, smart people always learn more from stupid people than stupid people learn from smart people. That speaks volumes about the value of idiots."

"It's worth a fart." The Demon King ⊕≤ rolled her eyes: "This only shows that the fool's ability to learn is low."

The two began to flirt and say something inexplicable and incomprehensible. Supergirl has nothing to say about these two unmotivated guys, she is really not used to this kind of life in a daze all day.

"Uh. Before my Superman underwear is taken back, I should also find a serious job in the human world." Superwoman said seriously: "Otherwise I will go crazy."

Lin Bai spread his hands: "My battery factory. Do you want to go in and work?"

"That job is not suitable for me, I'm still more suitable to be a reporter." The superwoman thought for a long time seriously. Then he said, "I'll go to Shuangqing Daily to find an errand."

"Whatever you want, do you think Shuangqing Daily is so easy to get into? It's not that easy to find a serious job in Huaxia..." Lin Bai crossed his legs and smiled, "Don't think about it without a diploma."

"I have a diploma!" Supergirl said very seriously: "I am a top student at Harvard University in the United States. It is easy to get all kinds of certificates. It seems that Milliken's diploma can be used in China, right?"

Lin Bai: "..."

Well, in general, Huaxia has a culture of worshipping foreigners and foreigners. The heads of various units like to recognize diplomas from foreign universities. It seems that getting a foreign diploma is countless times better than a domestic diploma. Lin Bai remembered that when the ancient Huaxia kingdom was still very strong, the surrounding small countries also had a similar atmosphere. At that time, foreigners liked to go to Huaxia to participate in the imperial examinations. If you get a scholar, a scholar, or something like that, you will not be able to go back to your own country. It seems that there is a novel called "Blood Blood Sword" that starts with this incident.

This fact shows from the side that Huaxia is now behind Luo!

Lin Bai patted Supergirl on the shoulder and said, "Take out your diploma and let me have a look. I'll ask the devil queen to help me get a fake Harvard diploma to play with."

Supergirl staggered and almost fell to the ground: "Fake diploma? Is this appropriate?"

"What's wrong? You go around the streets, and the streets are filled with fake certificates." Lin Bai hummed: "Go to the most prosperous city center in Shuangqing, grab a handful of small stones and use it to rain in the sky. The method was used to smash it out, and at least four or five people who had used false certificates were hit."

"It's all nonsense. How can such a high ratio come from!" The flat-chested policewoman did not know when she came, so she stood by and listened to their nonsense. She was still wearing a neat police uniform, with a shield painted in the color of the Chinese national flag hanging behind her back. . It is very beautiful standing pretty. At this time, a sudden interjection joined the discussion: "Hey, I said Xiaobai, don't imagine our country too much. It is only a rare case to issue a fake certificate, and most people's diplomas are real. If you don't believe me, I can adjust the internals. I'll show you the statistics."

"Yo, Miss Ping. What wind brought you here?"

"You are not allowed to call me Ping girl! You are also not allowed to apply for a false certificate, or you will be arrested and imprisoned for ten or eight years."

After some routine complaints and madness, the flat-chested policewoman took out a pile of crumpled money from her pocket: "I'll come to you to buy some more breast enhancement pills."

"Huh?" Lin Bai Daqi said, "Hey, I said, Miss Ping, you haven't asked me to buy medicine for a long, long time, at least for a year. Why do you want to buy it again this time?"

The flat-chested policewoman said a little embarrassedly: "I haven't been on a blind date for a long time, and I have participated in the class reunion, so I don't need it, but this time... I plan to date my boyfriend, go to the movies... I need more Bought a few."

Lin Bai suddenly remembered that this guy seemed to be planning to invite him to watch the literary film "Black Forest" that Lao Mouzi had just finished filming. He felt cold all over his body when he thought about it, took the money from her, and then pointed to where he was. Room on the second floor: "The medicine is in the desk drawer in my room. It's in a glass bottle. Go get it yourself, I'm too lazy to go."

The flat-chested policewoman gave him an angry look, this business is too irresponsible, and actually let the customer do it himself, not afraid that I will take you a few more... Thinking of this, she laughed at herself, how am I the kind of person who takes advantage of Someone who steals other people's things when they are not prepared?

When I walked into Lin Bai's room, I saw the desk at a glance. Anyway, there was no furniture in Lin Bai's room. She reached out to pull the drawer of the desk, but she didn't expect the quality of the desk to be too bad. After a little bit of effort, one of the legs of the desk fluttered, and the laptop on the desk fell to the ground with a clatter.

This time, the flat-chested policewoman was frightened. Her salary was not high, and it was not easy to save some money. If she broke a Martian laptop that cost tens of thousands of dollars, it would be very painful to pay for it. Quickly pick up the notebook from the ground to see if the LCD screen is broken. Open the lid, the notebook immediately wakes up from hibernation, and the LCD screen lights up. The flat-chested policewoman heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there is no need to lose money now.

But what she saw next surprised her. What was displayed on the screen of the laptop was a **** photo, a picture of a little girl with long ears who turned into an elf. She knew this little girl and had seen it in the supermarket. She buys cookies with her mother, like a little actor from a foreign country.

The framing angle of the photo was very strange, and the person who was photographed was obviously unaware. The flat-chested policewoman just glanced at it and understood that it was a secret photo, and the place where it happened was the bathroom of Lin Bai's house.

"Wow, Xiaobai, you actually... actually do such a thing, I thought you were a good person." The flat-chested policewoman was furious, but she calmed down after her anger. People like each other, and the couple have a little fun, and deliberately take photos in this style?

People who are criminal police officers are used to investigating various cases. When encountering such a case, they should not draw conclusions hastily. Otherwise, it is easy to wrong a good person, so it is better to investigate first. The Martian notebook under her arm is important evidence that she is not trying to steal.

The flat-chested policewoman took the notebook to the backyard of Lin Bai's house. The elf princess was playing under the big tree, teasing the bird that fell on her shoulder with her fingers. It was strange to say that the bird was not afraid of her at all. Her little mouth pecked lightly on her fingers, and she had a great time playing. The princess took out her SLR camera, snapped a few pictures of the bird, and let out a coquettish laughter like a silver bell.

What a pure and innocent girl this is. The mad Xiaobai secretly took her **** photos. The flat-chested policewoman couldn't help but be filled with righteous indignation. I must uphold justice for this little girl and protect her.

She whispered to the elf princess: "Little sister, can you understand what I said?"

The Elf Princess turned her head and smiled in a jerky Chinese language: "I can understand... a little..."

The flat-chested policewoman pulled her to the corner of the garden, looked left and right, and found that there was no one around, so she lowered her voice and said, "Little sister, what I'm going to say next concerns your reputation, you must be careful. Answer carefully, don't be too frightened and make a loud noise, let's try to deal with this matter in a low-key manner and avoid people gossiping about you."

Princess Elf didn't know much about words like "honor" and "low-key", but she could see from the flat-chested policewoman's serious expression that something was wrong, she whispered: "What... what... occur?"

The flat-chested policewoman took out Lin Bai's laptop from her armpit, and then looked around again to make sure that no one was there, and then lifted the lid of the laptop. The Elf Princess opened her beautiful eyes and looked carefully, and immediately saw her **** photo appear on the screen.

"Hey..." The princess was taken aback and almost fell backwards. Fortunately, the flat-chested policewoman was ready and supported her.

"How...how...how could...there is such a thing?" The Elf Princess pointed at the screen~www.readwn.com~ and her fingertips kept trembling: "Why...why?"

"Don't you know anything about this photo?" asked the flat-chested policewoman seriously.

"No...I don't know..."

"Then it wasn't filmed with your permission." The flat-chested policewoman said angrily, "It really was a candid filming."

Tears of Princess Elf were about to fall, watching the flat-chested policewoman flip through the photos one by one. The photos were so clear that even her most parts were not escaped, and they were all clearly illuminated. , made her so ashamed that she almost dug a hole in the ground and got into it, she cried and said: "This... Who... did it?"

The flat-chested policewoman said in a low voice, "It's unclear who did it for the time being, because it's not right to directly determine who's the culprit before the trial, and it doesn't conform to the procedure, so we can only call him a suspect for the time being... hum, I'm going to arrest the suspect now." (To be continued..)

ps: Thanks for the reward of 588 in the north pole, 200 in the reward of Bird Xiangtian and Swinging Sword, and 100 in the reward of Wang Zhizhao

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