Superman Attack

The first -

Princess Elf's emotions are ups and downs. When she is depressed, she will be deeply hit and become confused and don't know anything, but when she is happy, she will be smiling. Lin Bai guesses that her character is caused by the relatively simple environment in which she lived since she was a child. Yes, there is no such complicated interpersonal relationship, and there is nothing to welcome and send, and there is no need to wear a mask to disguise herself in front of others. She lives very sincerely and can let her emotions go.

Although human beings are surrounded by all kinds of high-tech, they may not be able to live happier than her. Human beings cannot even do their most basic emotions. When you want to cry, you may not dare to cry. When you want to laugh Maybe you have to hold back your laughter when you are sad, maybe you have to pretend to be okay when you are sad...

Back home, the princess couldn't wait to unpack the camera and took it out of the box. The heavy SLR camera is the camera that girls don't like the most. Girls still like card cameras more, but for Elf Princess it is It's not heavy, because she looks delicate but is a warrior, and the camera is very light in her hand, at least much lighter than a elf bow.

"How to use this thing? Teach me!" The Elf Princess eagerly pulled on Lin Bai's sleeve.

Lin Bai took out the lens from another box, installed the lens on the body, and pointed at the switch **** with a smile: "Twist this thing and it will turn on... Look, the LCD screen is on... "

The princess looked at it seriously, this is simple, you can see it at a glance.

Lin Bai pointed to another **** and said, "Turn this to this small icon... Well, this icon means 'automatic', you don't need to understand those very complicated functions. You can usually use the 'automatic' mode for taking pictures. already."

"remember!"

"Very good, it's ok if you remember it all. You can take pictures now." Lin Bai raised the camera and faced the elf princess's pure and pretty face. She clicked one, and then showed her the LCD screen: "Did you see it, so I'll take a picture."

"It turned out to be so simple, haha, I learned it." The Elf Princess thought that "technology" was complicated, but now it is very simple, just turn the switch, aim at someone else, and press a button.

Lin Bai sighed at the professional-grade SLR camera. I thought to myself: Poor camera, if you fell into the hands of a professional, you could definitely take top-notch photos, but now it falls into the hands of someone who knows nothing and becomes a "point-and-shoot camera", hero Useless place, too miserable.

"Husband of the Demon King, have a laugh!" The Elf Princess glanced at the camera, and Lin Bai habitually smiled at the camera. He also stretched out his hands in a V shape.

"Wow, the picture is taken, the devil's husband is so handsome." The princess smiled happily while holding the camera: "I'll take a picture of my mother..."

The princess ran away holding the camera, Lin Bai thought she would run away without a trace. Unexpectedly, she stopped after running two steps, aimed the camera at Blood Phoenix No. 4 who was carrying tea from the side, and clicked one. Then grinning and running forward again. After running for two steps, he stopped and faced the painting on the wall. Click again...

Lin Bai smiled and shook his head. This girl is just like when he bought a new toy when he was a child.

The princess ran into the living room. Her Lady Queen was reading a book in front of the oven, which was humming and appeared to be baking cookies. The princess picked up the camera and happily took a picture of her, then changed the angle and took another picture.

The queen raised her head and said with a smile, "What are you doing?"

"Mother, this is my new camera." The princess smiled very happily: "It only cost eight yuan."

The elf queen is not as naive and simple as the princess. She is diligent and eager to learn, and she understands things in the human world very quickly. Recently, she has read books and watched TV news every day. She has a considerable understanding of human society. After listening to the princess' words , she gathered over curiously: "Eight dollars? This camera only sells for eight dollars? Is it possible?"

"Really, the label I saw with my own eyes." The elf princess said stupidly: "It was the devil's husband who brought me to buy it."

"The devil's husband took you there?" The elf queen immediately understood what was going on, and patted the stupid daughter's head with a smile, then turned the camera over to look carefully at the model number, and then looked at the model number of the lens, and then took the model number seriously. He copied it on a small piece of paper and handed it to Princess Elf: "Take this piece of paper and go to the second-generation Aunt Qin across the street, and ask her to check the price of this camera on the Internet. "

"Oh." The elf princess seemed to understand something: "Mother mother, you mean...the price is wrong?"

The Elf Queen smiled and said, "If you bought it on the street alone, I wouldn't be surprised no matter how much you spent. But since you bought it with the Demon King's husband, the price is probably not right, or It is better to touch the real price.”

The Elf Princess took the slip of paper and walked across the street with suspicion. The second-generation Aunt Qin happened to be helping to clean the table in the hot pot restaurant. When she saw the Elf Princess coming, she smiled and waved. The Elf Princess handed over the piece of paper and said in a broken Chinese language: "Camera...model...help me...check the price."

Aunt Qin of the second generation immediately understood what she meant, took out her mobile phone with a smile, and opened Taobao. After a few minutes, Aunt Qin of the second generation smiled and said: "This is a Canon SLR camera, the price of a complete set is about It is 68,888 yuan, of course, this is only the price online, if you buy it in a physical store, it should be more than 70,000."

"Pfft!" The elf princess almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and hurriedly gestured for a long time, finally letting the second-generation Aunt Qin understand what she meant: "Is it possible to sell this kind of thing at a special price of 8 yuan?".

Aunt Qin of the second generation smiled and said, "It's all nonsense, how can there be such a discount? If this item is discounted at a special price, it will be discounted to 60,000 yuan at most. It is absolutely impossible to discount it to 8 yuan. You haven't woken up yet?"

The Elf Princess was dazed, and her mind felt a little out of control. She wandered back to her home, got close to her mother, and whispered: "I asked, the price of this camera should be 68,888 yuan. ...Why did I buy it for 8 yuan? It's really baffling."

"I see." The Elf Queen smiled and said, "I understand."

"What does Mother Mother understand? Why don't I understand it at all?" The Elf Princess was full of question marks. She found that her wisdom was a little different from Mother Mother.

The elf queen patted her daughter's head gently: "Silly child, you are too naive, you have never thought deeply about things. Now you change your clothes, wear a sun hat to cover your face, and then go back to that store to see, You will find that there is no camera for 8 yuan in the store."

"But why is that?"

"Why don't you ask?" The elf queen was really helpless about her daughter's clumsiness. She was so smart, how could she give birth to a clumsy daughter: "The devil's husband must have bought the clerk with money, and he may even have bought the entire store. , and then put the label of 8 yuan indiscriminately, just to make you happy... Last time he bought you a dress of 2399 yuan, but you refused to accept it, and I am still trying to save money to return it to him , so he didn't directly buy the camera for you this time, but deliberately used the means, changed the price, and asked you to buy it yourself with 8 yuan, alas, he really worked so hard for you."

"Scared?" The elf princess finally understood what was going on, but she only felt her mind be clouded: "Then...then, didn't I...take advantage of the devil's husband, what...what should I do now? What should I do? Compensate him?"

The Elf Queen smiled and trimmed her daughter's long hair, and said with a smile: "Forget it, don't think about how to compensate him, and the devil's husband doesn't want to ask you to make amends. 'Men are responsible for making money to support the family, and women are responsible for looking beautiful', um... good daughter, you only need to dress up beautifully, that's your compensation for him."

Elf Princess: "..."

The elf princess does not agree with the mother's teaching very much. How can a woman only be responsible for beauty? This is obviously different from what you taught me when I was a child. You taught me from a young age that hard work will be rewarded, and hard work will be rewarded. Now I went to the human world to read books for two days, how did it become like this? No, there must be something wrong.

The princess walked away dejectedly. The queen looked at her background with a smile on her face, but she thought to herself: Oh, my good daughter, the devil's husband has given us too many things to the elves, so much that we can't even pay them back. I can only educate you like this. I really want you to repay the kindness of the Demon King's husband. What do you get back?

Thinking of this, the queen suddenly found that the princess was in a state of despair when she left, and even forgot to take the camera she just bought. She picked up the camera, and her mind suddenly flashed, Huh? This is a funny thing, let's make a little harmless joke... She picked up the camera and followed the princess.

The princess went back to her room~www.readwn.com~ her head was still a little unclear, she took off her clothes in a daze, put on a bathrobe, and planned to take a bath... But she didn't notice that the queen turned the camera's The camera came in from the window and quietly took a picture of her changing clothes.

Then, the queen followed the princess to the bathroom again. The picture of the beauty taking the bath is not bad, and it is still very beautiful to secretly record it with the lens of the camera.

It is really not too easy for a mother to secretly photograph her daughter. How can a daughter be on guard against her own mother? The camera quickly filled with all kinds of intimate photos of the Elf Princess. After taking the picture, Her Lady Queen picked up a pen and paper, wrote a small note, and placed the camera and note on the table in Lin Bai's room.

She felt that there was nothing wrong with doing this, it was just a little joke. Anyway, her daughter and the devil's husband could already be in the bathroom... (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks to the chicken king of the world for the reward of 588, the reward of 200 for wielding the sword, the reward of 001 for prosperity, the end of life, the idea of ​​self-defense, and the reward of 100

The fourth seventy-third attack, you are responsible for the beauty of flowers:

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