Superman Attack

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"Hey, do you still want to do business? I want to buy the best camera and you actually recommend me ordinary products? Is this how you do business?" Lin Bai's head was covered with bags.

The clerk painstakingly procrastinated the time and said, "Brother, we have to be conscientious in doing business. A conscientious businessman will never cheat customers, and never let customers buy something and find it flashy. You see, the most important thing in shopping is the price/performance ratio. , you just need to take some portraits, it really doesn't need to be so high-end..."

"Cost-effective?" Lin Bai hummed dissatisfiedly, "Brother just learned a sentence not long ago, only Si is concerned about cost-effectiveness."

The clerk rolled his eyes at Lin Bai and thought to himself: Isn't your style, your temperament, and your demeanor just silk? However, the girl you captured is obviously a white and rich beauty. You must have blackmailed her money by drugging her and taking her **** photos. The righteous I will never allow an evil person like you to run rampant in the world.

The clerk was chatting and looking at the entrance of the computer city with the corner of his eye. Finally, a few policemen in dark blue police uniforms appeared. The Shiqiaopu Police Station was very close to the computer city, so the speed of dispatching the police was very fast. It was also very soon, only a few minutes later, the police had arrived.

The clerk's heart was settled, and he had just swept away Lin Baigong's fearful expression. Suddenly, he grabbed Lin Bai's sleeve and shouted: "The police are coming, I have caught him."

"Nani?" Monk Lin Bai Zhang Er was puzzled: "What bad thing did my brother do? You actually want to call the police to arrest me?"

The so-called never do anything wrong in his life, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, Lin Bai thought about it carefully. I really haven't done anything to be arrested by the police recently. I really want to say that he has done something inappropriate recently. That is to molest five actresses who want to join the Dragon Association, but one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. The police don't care, do they? If you want to arrest, you should arrest those five women.

The police came over, two men and one woman, but they were not as excited as the clerk. There are too many false reports these days, so it's better not to get excited until the investigation is clear. For example, not long ago, an old lady called the police that there was a vicious dog in front of her house, and she was too scared to go out. The police quickly found a two-meter-long stick and ran to support. The puppy is only a month old. The milk has not stopped... (Real News)

The police came closer and looked at Lin Bai carefully. From the outside, Lin Bai was very silky, but he didn't look like a vicious villain. As for the elf princess, she looked like she had taken medicine. Looking at Lin Bai with a "wicked dog" attitude: "This husband, please cooperate with us and ask a few questions."

Lin Baiqi said, "What exactly do you want to ask me?"

"What's your relationship with this lady? Why is she dressed like an elf? Why doesn't she look drowsy?" The only female police officer among the three policemen asked with a cold face. The policewoman was actually pretty good-looking, but Lin Bai was used to seeing flat-chested policewomen, although the woman had a flat chest. But the face is definitely first-class, and even Lin Bai has raised the aesthetic requirements of the "police flower" to a very high level, so he feels that the policewoman in front of him is very ordinary.

"She and I are friends. A very good kind of friend. As for her current state. Cough... It's funny, she was frightened by the price of the camera that day." Lin Bai explained honestly.

"Good friend? Stunned by the price?" A suspicious look rose on the policeman's face. Is it not normal for good friends to be frightened by the price? Isn't it one or two thousand? Even for the poorest poor people in Shuangqing, 10,000 to 20,000 yuan will not be enough to stun people. Things that the poor can't afford, at most, they say that they are too expensive, just walk away, why are you dizzy?

The clerk shouted from the side: "Husband, police officer, the situation is clear at first glance. There is only one truth. This girl is a lover. She may have dressed up as an elf at some otaku party, and this man is an otaku. , he saw that the girl's elf was very beautiful, so he thought about it badly, gave her a strange medicine, made her confused and didn't know anything, and then ran to buy a camera to take **** photos of her... the evidence is conclusive, no need to interrogate Now, just arrest them and put them in jail for ten or eight years."

"I'll wipe, so you can make up? It's really a waste of you not to be a screenwriter." Lin Bai sweated.

"Don't be arrogant, are you a policeman or am I a policeman?" The story of the three policemen who were also made up by the clerk is also unclear. Are you really watching TV shows?

Lin Bai smiled bitterly and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. This girl and I are good friends. She even lives in my house. If you don't believe me, you can come and see."

Out of a businesslike attitude, the policewoman stretched out her hand to Lin Bai and said, "Take out your ID card and take a look."

Lin Bai handed over the ID card, and the policewoman took a few glances and didn't feel anything strange. The name Lin Bai was a bit familiar, but she couldn't connect the silk man in front of her with the patriotic businessman Lin Bai, thinking it was the same name With the same surname, he pointed at the Elf Princess and said, "Where's her ID card?"

"This..." Lin Bai was stunned, not good, where did the fairy princess get the ID card, it's a typical black account.

"Is there any evidence that you are friends or acquaintances?". A policeman said: "If we can prove that you are good friends, we will let you go immediately, but if we can't prove it, we must take you back to the police station for the sake of protecting this young lady and wait for her to wake up. Say it again."

Lin Baida thought from the bottom of his heart that the police's handling was fair, and that he was a good policeman who was responsible to the people, but... this is really hard for himself.

Lin Bai quickly shook the Elf Princess: "Hey, wake up! Wake up!"

"It's expensive...more than 20,000...so expensive...I can only earn 8 yuan for an hour of work..." The Elf Princess murmured in the demon language, her head was still unclear, and her demon language fell off. In the ears of the police, it was like murmuring when he was insane.

The eyes of the police and shop assistants are getting more and more suspicious.

Lin Bai really wanted to cry but had no tears. Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind. He grabbed the clerk and said, "I have a way to wake her up, but I need your cooperation."

"Why do you cooperate?" The clerk asked curiously, "What does the medicine you prescribed have anything to do with me?"

"I wiped, they said they didn't use the medicine." Lin Bai said: "Please change the price tag in the window, and change this camera to 8 yuan a piece... As long as this is done, she will definitely wake up. ."

"Che, do you think I'm stupid?" The clerk jumped up: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about, no one will wake up when they see the price tag, it's just nonsense. You actually asked me to change the label, in case I change the label, You immediately took the label and insisted on buying one for 8 yuan. Who am I to cry for? Our store attaches great importance to the spirit of contract. If the wrong price is marked and the product is favored by customers, it will be sold hard. Last time there was a The original price of the camera was 8,888 yuan. When we listed the price, it was 8,888 yuan by mistake. The customer insisted on buying it for 8,888 yuan. Our shop owner really sold it as soon as he gritted his teeth. In a word, honesty!”

This clerk is talking nonsense, and Lin Bai has two big heads in one, and what Lin Bai said is really outrageous. How can he change the price tag to make people sober? The three policemen didn't believe it at all, and looked at Lin Bai with more suspicious eyes.

"I'm telling the truth. If you change the label, she will definitely wake up. I won't force you to sell me the camera for 8 yuan, as much as you want." Lin Bai patted his chest and said. .

"I don't believe it if you talk nonsense." The clerk said stiffly, "I understand, you are a new type of swindle, you just want to deceive the cameras in our store, and you actually cheated in front of the police. It's too arrogant. Three police comrades, quickly arrest this guy and imprison him for ten or eight years."

The three policemen stood by and watched. They looked like lazy people on the grassland. They stretched their heads to look left and right. When Lin Bai spoke, the three heads looked at Lin Bai together. When the clerk spoke, the three heads looked at Lin Bai together. Let's go to see the clerk together.

"Hey, just change the price tag."

"Don't change!"

"Don't be so arrogant!"

"You are too much."

The clerk and Lin Bai got up, and the three policemen were not in a hurry at all. They watched the show slowly by the side. In their police career, they had seen too many such messy bullshit, and they were eager to mix it up. That's an idiot, it's better to look around.

Lin Bai had nothing to do with the stubborn clerk. To say he was a bad guy, he wasn't. He should be considered a good clerk with a strong sense of justice, but he didn't know how to be flexible, and it didn't help.

Lin Baibian pouted and said, "Hey, I said brother clerk, don't force me to make a trick."

The clerk hummed: "What trick do you have? There are three police officers here. If you attack me, you will be the one who will die. You will be arrested in minutes and locked up for ten or eight years."

Lin Bai hummed, "My trick is to call your shopkeeper."

"Cut~www.readwn.com~ Do you think I'm afraid that you will be called the shopkeeper? If I have a bad attitude towards customers, calling the shopkeeper will definitely scare me, but this time I will take care of it." The shop assistant said nothing. Don't counsel: "Call the owner, just call the owner!" He immediately made a phone call, and after a few minutes, a fat middle-aged man ran in from outside.

This is the shop owner. It turns out that this camera shop rented a warehouse upstairs in the computer city. The shop owner happened to be checking the stock in the warehouse today, otherwise he would have come out to do justice. He only came down after receiving the call. When he saw the situation in the store, there were actually three policemen, and he was shocked: "What's wrong? What happened?"

Lin Bai smiled and beckoned to the shopkeeper: "Brother, I want to have a discussion with you."

The shop owner came over blankly: "What to discuss?"

Lin Bai smiled wickedly and said, "How about you sell your store to me?" (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks to Saki for the reward of 3164, the fish does not understand the tenderness of water, the king of chickens in the world, and the sword is broken for a reward of 200

The fourth seventy-one attack, can you change the label? :

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