Superman Attack

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Sitting on the left is a demon king, and on the right is a elf queen, and the rhythm is one right and one evil, one black and one white. Lin Bai suddenly remembered what happened in the hot spring pool a few nights ago, and couldn't help sweating profusely. The demon king said to the elf queen: "Hey, that hypocritical woman over there, haven't you been peeping at my snack box? Starting today, I will give it to you."

"Huh?" The Elf Queen was a little surprised: "Don't you treasure that box? Why did you give it to me?"

"This king wants to lose weight." The Demon King said solemnly, "I swear I will never eat snacks again."

The elf queen smiled and said, "But the elf family can't take other people's things for nothing without labor."

The Demon King hummed: "Don't forget it, this king throws it away."

The elf queen smiled and said, "That's good, I'll pick it up after you throw it away, so it's not a waste of other people's things, it's a waste recycling, no food wasted + no faults + novels + 3w++ food."

Lin Bai: "..."

If Lin Bai was no longer a virgin, he would definitely pick up the elf queen now, drag her into the little black room, and ruthlessly spoil her. This woman is so unremarkable, it will make men feel that they must be trained properly. The eighteen appearances must be displayed in every way, otherwise it will be difficult to relieve the grievances in my heart.

The Demon Queen snorted, but she was not as surprised as Lin Bai. The elves are indeed kind-hearted races, but the queen of the elves is a queen after all. ? In this regard, the Demon King family is not that complicated, because the Demon King family is a Demon King who is beaten with fists. Not by playing with your head.

"Xiao Bai, please help to throw away the snack box. This king can't do it himself." The Demon King showed a resolute expression on her face.

I'm dizzy, obviously I can't make a move and pretend to be righteous and kill my relatives. Who are you pretending to see? Lin Bai returned home and found the Devil's Snack Box. There were a lot of messy snacks in it, and there was even a lollipop... How old is this girl? Lin Bai peeled off the packaging of the lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth, leaving only a small stick outside his mouth. He looked like a hooligan, so he walked out with the box in his hand.

The Demon King's eyes are chasing the box, and so are the Elf Queen's...

Lin Bai threw the box at the feet of the Elf Queen: "Okay. I threw it away!"

The elf queen immediately bent down and picked up the box: "Oh, who is throwing such a good thing? Forget it, I picked it up and reused it." The smile on the woman's face was still the same, and she opened it. I looked inside the box to find a "Tiramisu", skillfully opened the package and put it in my mouth, chewing and saying, "This thing tastes really good, is it possible for us elves to produce it?"

"Impossible. Don't even think about it." Lin Bai hummed at her: "The technical content here is not something that your elf village can produce."

"Then we can only introduce production lines." The Elf Queen said earnestly: "But electricity is always a problem. I heard that you built a small hydropower station next to Black Dragon City. Can I pull a wire from you?"

Lin Bai: "..."

Did something go wrong? How long has this woman been in the human world? Can you actually use these modern knowledge proficiently? Lin Bai felt terrified, isn't this woman's IQ too high?

The Elf Queen smiled at Lin Bai: "I have seen the power of technology with my own eyes. Of course, I have to work hard to learn the knowledge related to technology. Every day when I study biscuits, I turn on the technology channel of the TV to watch it. "

Lin Bai covered his face: "How much do you understand in Chinese?"

"Well...about fifty percent."

I rub. It's so arrogant! Lin Bai was full of admiration. This woman will continue to develop like this in less than half a month. Lin Bai can't think of using modern things to fool her again, maybe she will be fooled instead. Thankfully this woman is generally of the good and lawful alignment. If she was a dark elf, Lin Bai would have to strangle her to death at this time, lest she cause chaos in the human world.

At this time, the elf maid took a book out of the room and handed it to the queen. The queen flipped it open and looked seriously. Lin Bai leaned over and glanced at it, "My mother, it's a Chinese textbook for the sixth grade of elementary school. ... This is the rhythm that is about to leave the elementary school level and enter the middle school.

"By the way, you study Chinese so hard just to make more and better biscuits?" Lin Bai couldn't help but ask.

"When I first came to this world, I did think so." The Elf Queen said earnestly: "But after living in this world for a while, I found that cookies and so on are just trails. There are many things I want to know about this world. However, ordinary people don’t even have the opportunity to access some advanced technologies, so I decided to work hard to improve my social status in this world, so that I have more opportunities to be exposed to higher technologies. To improve Social status requires proficient in language, so now I must learn Chinese first, and I am still learning English at the same time.”

Lin Bai felt more and more terrified: "So, after learning the language well, how do you improve your social status?"

"Examination for civil servants!" With just one sentence, the elf queen made Lin Bai almost faint with foam at the mouth. Well, he is a politician as expected.

It was impossible to discuss this infamous topic with her, Lin Bai had nothing to say. At this time, the elf princess also came out of the room. She was wearing a pink dress that Lin Bai bought for her. She looked pure and beautiful. She greeted everyone in a very lame Chinese language: "Good evening!"

Lin Bai wanted to complain that she was wrong, and now she should say "good morning", but when comparing her cute nature with a smart elf queen, I don't know why the princess became cute. He's just like a girl, the queen is just like a female fairy.

Lin Bai held the princess's hand and burst into tears: "Okay! You're right."

"Am I right? That's great, I'm afraid I'll make the wrong call." The princess smiled happily: "Then I'll say it again, good evening everyone."

"Don't teach my daughter nonsense." The Elf Queen pulled the princess to her side and smiled: "It's morning. In Chinese, you should say 'good morning', or '' in English."

"Ah? 'Drum Devil', a drum beater? What a terrifying look!" Princess Hua Rong paled: "Why do you say hello in this early morning?"

The elf queen sighed: "Oh, I'm so smart, why do I have a stupid daughter? How will you take over my class to manage the elves in the future?"

"Husband of the Demon King, let's go, it's time for us to go to work." The Elf Princess smiled and said, "Didn't Director Laomouzi say that he will shoot a new story today? You are going to play a middle-aged man..."

The second stage of the filming of Laomouzi's literary film has begun, that is, the male protagonist is getting old, but the heroine is still pure and beautiful. They are forced to move to a place where no one knows them. In front of outsiders, the heroine has to call The male protagonist is a father, but when the two return home, they are a loving couple.

At this stage, the requirements for the Elf Princess's acting skills are not high. The main requirement is for the male protagonist, that is, for Lin Bai. He must play the temperament of a middle-aged man, which is also quite challenging for Lin Bai. He has never acted professionally, and it is really not easy to play such a role.

Lin Bai's filming on this day was shouted dozens of times by Laomouzi who kept improving. It was not until the twenty-fifth time that a set of shots finally passed. The next shots are even more difficult. They have to go to the neighbor's house. When they are guests, they have a dinner with the guests as father and daughter. After returning home, the two will immediately kiss passionately, and then get into the bed and make a bed scene.

"The Black Forest, Act 142... Aikesh!"

Following Lao Mouzi's order, Lin Bai, Princess Elf, and two supporting actors sat at a table and began to pretend to eat. Although it was said to be a fake meal, the food on the table was real. Lao Mouzi does not allow flaws in his films, and of course it is impossible to get a table of fake meals to act, all of which are real dishes that have just been ordered from the restaurant. The Elf Princess looked delicious, smiled and put a piece of fried shredded beef into her mouth and chewed happily.

"Very good, the innocent appearance is very good." Laomouzi was very satisfied: "Even if the heroine has been in this state of innocence until the end of the film, decades have passed. That's the effect I want."

Looking at Lin Bai again, he is not satisfied. Lin Bai's middle-aged man is still not very good~www.readwn.com~ It can only be said that he can barely pass the test, and his temperament is really different.

"Ka!" Laomouzi said very depressedly: "Boss Lin, you really can't play a middle-aged man."

Lin Bai was also helpless: "Then what should I do?"

"I think about it..." Lao Mouzi suddenly slapped his thigh: "By the way, get drunk, it is said that a man like a creature can easily become a drunk middle-aged uncle once he is drunk, and he has the temperament of an uncle. , that might not work.”

"It's true or not?" Lin Bai didn't quite believe it, but everyone said that, let's try it anyway, and we can't always cause trouble to the crew. He took a bottle of Erguotou from the props team and brushed it. He poured it into his stomach, and sure enough, as soon as the wine came up, people felt a little groggy, not as energetic as young people. Coupled with the "aging" makeup applied by the makeup artist on his face, Lin Bai really had the temperament of a middle-aged uncle.

"Good job, that's it, start over! All units prepare... Akesh!" (To be continued...)

The fourth sixty-second attack, too scary:

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