Superman Attack

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The princess didn't wear a swimsuit, so it was inconvenient to go into the water. She squatted by the hot spring and said, "Mother is really working hard for the pillar industry of our elves, and she didn't forget to study biscuits when she was taking a bath."

The queen smiled and said: "The throne will be passed on to you in the future, and I will lay a solid foundation for you, lest you get a mess when you take over. By handing a wealthy group to you, the mother can retire with peace of mind."

The princess was very moved: "My mother is so kind to me."

She is such a fart! Lin Bai wanted to jump up and complain, but when she was speaking to her daughter with tender words, the little hands under the water were still dishonestly moving up and down, moving back and forth, making Lin Bai's whole body immersed in one. In the refreshing feeling, at the same time, his hand was also sandwiched between the queen's legs, rubbing gently.

"You didn't come here, did you?" the queen said to the princess with a smile.

Only then did the princess think of her original intention of coming here, and turned to Lin Bai, "No" and "Wrong", and said in a very embarrassed voice: "Husband of the devil, thank you very much for the dress you helped me buy during the day, after thinking about it, I still can't accept you for nothing. but I'm a little reluctant to give it back to you... Is this okay? I'll work hard to save money, and when I save enough, I'll return the money to you."

"Okay, this kind of trivial matter doesn't need to be so serious." Lin Bai said helplessly.

"How can you say it's a small matter? It's a big deal." The princess said pitifully, "It involves more than 2,000 yuan, a huge sum of money."

"Okay, I understand, you can pay me back when you save enough." Lin Bai waved at her and said, "Go back to sleep. Hmm, yes. I also want to sleep, so I can't continue here. Talking about cookies."

Lin Bai was protected by the super wattage light bulb of the princess. Finally broke free from the evil little hand of the queen, escaped from the terrifying little widow of 250 years, jumped out of the hot spring, and fled back to his room with the speed of stepping on a hot wheel. Back in the room, I was careful that my liver was still thumping and thumping. It was too dangerous. It was too dangerous to stay in this family. I don't know if I can call the police in this situation.

But after thinking about it carefully, Lin Bai can't blame the queen. Just now, he couldn't control his hand, and first reached out and touched the queen's thigh, stirring up the pretty widow's spring love, and then fled afterward. , It seems that the one who is not being kind is yourself? Could this be called self-inflicted sin, not to live——

In the early morning of the next day, the old neighbors were surprised to find out. The Demon King sat back on the street again. It has been several months since the Demon Queen came out to play. All I know is that she plays games in the backyard every day, and now I see her carrying a tea table again. Putting out a table of tea sets and lying lazily in the wicker chair to bask in the sun, the mood of many old neighbors improved.

"Sister Bawanghua. Why did you come out today?" Uncle Zhang greeted with a smile.

"Quit the game." The Demon King said with a smile: "Everyone has their own business to be busy with, so we can't accompany this king all the time."

"What a thoughtful and good girl." Uncle Zhang praised her. Then he kicked Zhang Deyi next to him: "My son is an ignorant person. I knew that he strangled him and gave birth to a daughter."

"Hey. Dad, don't you have to be so ruthless?" Zhang Deyi threw a fritter into the frying pan and fry it, flipping it with chopsticks while frying, and said with a smile, "I'm not helping you with your work? You have already You can retire with honor, and I promise to take care of you and your mother in the future."

"It's all bullshit, I want you to support it?" Uncle Zhang scolded: "The shares of Hot Spring Village that Xiaobai won for us can now be divided into tens of thousands of yuan in dividends every month, and you don't need to support me. You can also live a prosperous life, you kid, take care of yourself, the money from this soy milk fritters stall will be given to you in the future, you work hard to save money, and it is only reasonable to get a daughter-in-law back for Laozi.”

Zhang Deyi laughed humbly: "How can ordinary women think I'm so stupid, it's out of the question for the time being."

"It's all bullshit! As long as you can make a lot of money, who dares to call you stupid?" Uncle Zhang kicked him again and said, "A man is smart or stupid, it's judged by his ability to work, not by how fast his brains turn or the other way around. Slow, that kind of thing is called small cleverness, and the man who can make money is the great wisdom."

The Demon King smiled and watched Uncle Zhang and his son quarrel. This scene has been gone for a long time. She suddenly regretted wasting months of time playing games in the backyard. Now that I think about it, how can games be fun sitting on the street?

Lin Bai sat next to her, patted her shoulder and said, "I know what you're thinking, but your idea is wrong. You also gain a certain degree of joy during the time you play games, and that's life too. part of it, there is nothing to regret."

"Is it?"

"Yes! Happy too?"

"Indeed!" The Demon King laughed, life is so beautiful, there is really nothing to regret. Games are life, and sitting on the street watching the fun is also life. Life is composed of various links, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior. It is too immature to use the latter way of life to deny one's previous way of life.

The two of them were talking about this when they saw the beauty of the iceberg on the opposite street put an electronic scale out of the store and put it at the entrance of the swimsuit store. It was a scale used to weigh the customers who came to the store. General pharmacies will prepare such electronic scales. Bingshan Beauty's store sells women's swimsuits, and the customers in the store are all stinky women, so she thoughtfully prepared an electronic scale for the customers to use.

"Oh, the scale!" The Demon King became interested as soon as she saw this thing: "I haven't been out for several months, and I haven't even weighed myself, so I have to try it."

"What's there to try, you'll know you've gained weight just by looking at it." Lin Bai said with a yin and yang smile.

The Demon Queen made a "hum", propped herself up from the rattan chair, walked across the street with slim steps, and stood on the electronic scale. A few seconds later, there was an earth-shattering scream across the street. Lin Bai was so frightened by the scream that he fell from the rattan chair and fell to the ground. Neighbors and tourists all over the street turned to look, and saw the Demon King's hands. Holding his head, he screamed: "Aaaaaaah, I've gained weight!"

She suddenly picked up the electronic scale and ran towards the house as if flying. Lin Bai shouted, "Hey, what are you doing? What are you going to do when you rob someone's store for the electronic scale?"

The Demon King shouted: "It must have been too many clothes. This king is going to go back to his room and take off his clothes."

Lin Bai: "..."

A few seconds later, there was another earth-shattering scream in the Demon King's room: "Ah, ah, ah, I really gained weight."

In Lin Bai's mind, a scene of a naked woman screaming while standing on an electronic scale came to mind. After a while, I saw the Demon King drooping her head and coming downstairs with her clothes disheveled. She walked back across the street and put the electronic scale in front of the swimsuit shop. Then she walked back in despair and sat on the rattan chair. The figure seemed to fall apart: "It's over, this king is getting fat... This king will keep getting fatter, fatter, fatter...and then become like Aunt Qin."

Lin Bai thought about Aunt Qin and the second-generation Aunt Qin, and replaced their faces with those of the Demon King, and instantly a layer of goosebumps appeared all over his body. He quickly returned his thinking to normal, and looked at the Demon King carefully. She was still Lin Bai. One of the most beautiful women I know, with a devilish figure and a seductive temperament, from a man's point of view, she is simply a stunner that attracts criminals, and said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, you don't look fat at all, Still the same beautiful, the figure is still the devil, no problem."

"Don't comfort this king, this king has gained three kilograms, a whole three kilograms!" The Demon King stretched out three fingers: "Why? Why are you so fat?"

"You eat snacks every day, and most of them are sweets. You sit in front of the computer and play games without moving. For a few months, why is it strange that you have gained three pounds? Ordinary people might gain thirty pounds." Lin Bai He comforted her and said, "Three kilograms doesn't matter, it doesn't affect your body shape."

"No! Since you've already gained three pounds, you may gain another thirty pounds. Once you gain thirty pounds, you may gain three hundred pounds. There is a saying in the world of you, 'Small see big ', 'You can't sweep the world without sweeping a house'." The Demon King's mouth was full of messy and unreliable idioms, Lin Bai really didn't know what these idioms had to do with gaining three pounds, she resolutely said: "From today onwards , this king is going to start a weight loss plan!"

"Hey, hey, rely on it!" Lin Bai sweated profusely.

The Demon King said earnestly: "Get up in the morning and run 2,000 kilometers in the morning, lift a 500-ton weight and do 100 squats, 100 million sit-ups, 50 million push-ups..."

"Hey!" Lin Bai sweated: "Are you training super monsters or losing weight? If you continue to practice like this, I'm afraid that you will become the rhythm of the most muscular woman in the universe. You don't lose fat, but grow. Get some **** muscles."

"Can't you~www.readwn.com~ nonsense, of course not, I can't like a woman with all the muscles." Lin Bai complained.

Since Xiaobai doesn't like it, of course the Demon Queen can't do it. Although she was eager to lose weight, she didn't want to offend Lin Bai. After thinking about it for a while, she said, "Then change the plan, skip breakfast and dinner, only eat Chinese food, and refuse all snacks..."

"Do you think this one is easy to do?" Lin Bai took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and shook it in front of the Demon King.

The Demon King's eyes followed the chocolate, turned left, turned right, her eyes rolled around, and after two laps, she suddenly said, "Although I have made a plan, I haven't said which day I will start implementing it. Let's start tomorrow, and have some snacks at the end of the day." After speaking, she snatched the chocolate from Lin Bai's hand and threw it into her mouth.

Take a look, if a woman like this can successfully lose weight, Lao Tzu can become Pan An, Lin Bai raised his legs and said, "It's all messing around." (To be continued...)

The fourth and sixth attack, this king has gained weight:

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