Superman Attack

: The toilet is out of paper

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When Lin Bai got up, the sky was already bright, and the golden sunlight came in through the window and sprinkled on his bed. △ Vertex novel, sitting up in clothes, you can hear the sound of a broom swiping on the ground from outside the door, which is very lifelike. It should be the blood phoenix number 4 sweeping the floor, right? Lin Bai thought so, pushed the room away and walked out.

Outside the door, the Elf Princess smiled at her with a broom. It turned out that she made the sweeping sound just now. Today, she didn't wear that peculiar elf gauze dress, but a set of very ordinary cotton clothes, which looked very simple, but the natural beauty and noble temperament could not be concealed by clothes, even if she wore No matter how ordinary she is, she also gives people a feeling of ethereal purity.

"Are you up?" She smiled at Lin Bai and said, "Go to the living room and read a newspaper, and I'll go get breakfast."

This is strange. Sweeping the floor and making breakfast are obviously the work of the housemaid Blood Phoenix No. 4. When will it be the Elf Princess' turn to do it? Strictly speaking, she is a guest, so how can a guest do housework?

Lin Bai suddenly realized, oh right, this guy should be practicing ordinary married life, and now it seems that she is practicing pretty well, like that family.

In order not to spoil the girl's good interest, Lin Bai pretended to be casual and hummed, and walked to the living room. Although the fairy princess asked him to read the newspaper, there was no such thing at home. Lin Bai never subscribed to the newspaper. Yes, it was really hard for a semi-literate person to find news in a newspaper full of small print, so he turned on the TV and watched the morning news.

The morning news is showing a little girl being abused by her stepfather. When she went upstairs to ask the neighbors for help, the little girl was covered in green marks. It seems that he was beaten badly, and it is said that he was punished by his stepfather to stand in the toilet all night every night. You are only allowed to eat one meal a day, Lin Bai almost flipped the table, took out the masked hero's mobile phone, called Wenwen, and asked the Masked Hero Charity Foundation to take care of this matter, if necessary Help the little girl win a guardian again.

After the call, the Elf Princess brought breakfast out of the kitchen. I thought she would make some messy things, but I didn't expect it to be a very ordinary human breakfast, a bowl of noodles with beaten eggs... Lin Bai tasted it. The taste is not bad.

"Yesterday, I watched Aunt Qin make a bowl of noodles. I took the practice to heart, is it alright?" The Elf Princess asked a little uneasy.

"It's okay! You are more talented than your mother in this regard." Lin Bai praised her and said, "You are more suitable to be a wife than her."

The Elf Princess blinked, and suddenly stared like Aunt Qin: "What nonsense, I'm your wife." She wanted to imitate Aunt Qin's fierceness, but she was born a gentle and kind elf The girl really can't pretend to be fierce, but it makes her look a little cute.

Lin Bai was about to make a serious statement, "You are not my wife," when he suddenly thought that she was practicing married life. So it was done. The noodle was sucked into his mouth, and he ate it happily. The Elf Princess was watching him eat noodles with her cheeks on the side, looking very happy. Suddenly he said, "Husband, the soy sauce at home is about to run out, remember to buy it when you get home from get off work today."

All bullshit. The soy sauce at home was bought only yesterday, how could it be used up? Moreover, Lin Bai didn't go to work at all, and it was impossible for anything like going home from get off work to happen. This woman's acting doesn't look at the actual situation, she just memorizes her lines. Lin Bai really wanted to tell her that acting should be adjusted according to different situations, but seeing that she was stupid and naive, he was too lazy to say this, and hummed, "I see."

"Oh, then you eat slowly, I'll go to the toilet." The Elf Princess walked to the bathroom slowly.

Why do you have to report to me when you go to the toilet? Lin Bai felt very strange. But after two minutes, he understood why, and the Elf Princess shouted in the toilet: "Husband, come and help... there is no paper in the toilet..."

It's nonsense again, isn't it, I just replaced a new roll of paper yesterday, how can there be no paper today? Lin Bai said angrily, "Hey, how could there be no more paper?"

"It's really gone!" came the shy voice of the elf princess through the door: "I deliberately took it out of the toilet when I got up in the morning and put it next to the oven in the living room."

Lin Bai: "..." Turning his head to look, the roll paper is indeed beside the oven. What does Nima mean?

"Husband, bring it here for me." The toilet door opened a crack, and a hand came out of the crack and waved. Bai Shengsheng's small hands are very beautiful, but they don't look good when they are placed in the crack of the toilet door.

Lin Bai walked over with a roll of paper angrily...

The footsteps came from far and near, and the elf princess in the toilet was too ashamed. In order to experience life for real, she really took off her pants and sat on the toilet. The door was closed. A man, this is a huge psychological pressure for her.

"No, you can't be shy... This kind of thing seems to be very common in married life. Yesterday, when I saw Aunt Qin, I was not at all embarrassed. She calmly asked her husband to help him with paper, and opened the toilet door without caring. It's very big... I only have one crack open now, and it's no longer up to the standard. If I'm still very shy, it's even more wrong." The Elf Princess secretly cheered herself up, and the footsteps outside the door stopped. It was obvious that Lin Bai had already reached the door, and then the Elf Princess felt that there was a roll of paper in her hand that stretched out the crack of the door. She quickly retracted her hand. It stands to reason that the door should be closed immediately, but she deliberately didn't close the door and left the crack open... Because Aunt Qin did this and didn't care about it at all. door.

In fact, Lin Bai didn't plan to look into the crack of the door, and changed to a girl who was more generous and could afford to lose. Lin Bai looked at it and didn't care, but the fairy princess seemed a little too pure to him, and it was easy to make him cry. This is not easy to bully. If she finds out when she peeks, she won't be able to coax her back after a while.

Lin Bai turned around and wanted to go back to the living room. Suddenly, a demonic wind blew up. This demonic wind passed through the room and drilled around the whole house. In the end, it actually blew to the bathroom. The wind pushed the door of the bathroom and made a creaking sound. He pushed the door wide open.

This time, Lin Bai had to watch if he didn't want to. She saw Princess Elf sitting on the toilet, and the cotton home slacks were taken off to her knees, revealing her snow-white thighs and most of her beautiful buttocks... She obviously didn't think about the door. She would be blown away by the wind, holding the paper roll Lin Bai had just given her in her hand, her whole body froze.

Lin Bai felt very embarrassed, but it would be even more embarrassing to say something like an apology at this time. He had an idea and simply pretended to act, which might be better, and put on a calm look: "Next time, I will run into the living room to get it when I run out of paper. That's it, it doesn't matter if you run out with your bare buttocks, we are both old couples anyway, who still loves to see you?"

The Elf Princess felt that the whole person was not well, and replied blankly: "Oh, good!"

Lin Bai turned around and slowly swayed back to the living room. During the whole process, the two of them didn't touch the door again. As a result, the bathroom door was left open, and the Elf Princess sat on the toilet and watched Lin Bai go. After crossing the entire corridor and returning to the living room, it took me a long time to remember how indecent I am now...

"It's over, it's a shame..." She hugged her head and shrank into a ball: "Next, there's a bath and a night's sleep... Are you still going to do it? I feel ashamed to continue doing it."

While the elf princess was struggling with whether to continue playing the "ordinary married life", a small evil army passed through the portal and came to a forest on the outskirts of the country of Milician. The leader of the team is a Chinese man wearing gold-rimmed glasses. It is Ye Xiao, a biologist who has been missing for a long time. This spoof scientist has been absorbed by the Hydra Corps since the Demon Flower Incident and has now become the love of the Hydra Corps. General, leading a professional team belonging to him to carry out a genetic modification research project. And this time, he brought people back to the human world because the genetic modification technology in his hand had already achieved a little.

A group of black-clothed soldiers from the Hydra Corps surrounded him. The leader of the team was very burly, and he looked like a top soldier. He said to Ye Xiao: "Dr. Ye, there are a total of 150 people in this team, all of them are in their places, waiting for your order."

"Very good!" Ye Xiao asked his assistant to take out a few boxes, opened the lids, and there were rows of vials inside. The glass tubes contained a very strange-colored liquid. He carefully took out one of the vials and sighed: "I don't know how many failures I have experienced, but my genetically modified medicine has finally achieved something... Today is the time to show the results."

He took out a needle tube~www.readwn.com~ pierced the soft rubber seal on the tube, sucked the reagent inside into the needle tube, then waved to the captain of Kui Wu and said, "It starts with you."

The captain stretched out his hand without the slightest hesitation, as if he had no doubts about the liquid to be injected into his body. The soldiers of the Hydra Legion were indeed loyal and maddened.

Ye Xiao injected the whole leaf reagent into the captain's blood vessel, and then picked up a new reagent: "Next."

A soldier in black came over and stretched out his arm.

It took more than an hour for the team of 150 people to complete the injection. Ye Xiao clapped his hands with satisfaction and said, "Listen, this is the first time that my genetically modified medicine has been put into actual combat. You are very lucky. You are the first batch of soldiers to be transformed into super soldiers. Your name is destined to be engraved on the home page of the Holy War of Creation. Go! Go and occupy the station of the Marine Corps of Milliken, and prove how fierce your combat effectiveness is. Hahahahaha..." (To be continued..)

ps: Thank you for the reward of 300 for the relics of the Southeast, 200 for the sword and 200 for the broken love, 100 for the heavenly desire, I love chocolate sauce, midnight bookworm,

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