Superman Attack

the second

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"My script is ready. Four or five Chinese △," A few nights later, Lao Mouzi found Lin Bai and took out a thick stack of paper.

Lin Bai is not happy, why do you guys like to write the script into a thick book? Does it look annoying? If Lao Tzu likes to watch this kind of thing, can he still be a qualified semi-literate? Impatiently: "Don't read it, tell me the outline of the story."

Lao Mouzi smiled and said, "This movie is my style, and it's called "Black Forest"."

"The title of this movie..." Lin Bai didn't know where to complain, but he was really literary and artistic, and the name alone revealed a faint sense of pretence. Strange to say, Black Forest is obviously a very simple name. For example, the forest where they are now is called Black Forest. It's different, which makes people feel a pain in the balls.

"I said, just based on the three words "Black Forest", who knows what to shoot?" Lin Bai spread his hands.

"Hey, the story is like this." Laomouzi pretended to be authentic: "The male protagonist is a very ordinary silk man. He accidentally entered the black forest once, and ended up encountering an elves in the forest."

"Wait, why is your plot similar to the prince meets the fairy princess in "Dark Blade 3"? Except for the prince being replaced by silk, everything else is similar." Lin Baiqi said.

"Just open the avatar, the back will not look like it." Laomouzi said: "How could I photograph such superficial things."

He continued: "The hero fell in love with an elf girl, and the two got married and lived a happy and fulfilling life in the black forest. But the hero couldn't adapt to life in the big forest, and always wanted to return In the city. The kind-hearted elf girl decided to leave the black forest and go to the human world... At the beginning, the two of them lived happily in the human world, but as time passed, the time flies, and the man grows old day by day , but the elf girl hasn't changed at all."

"Oh, it turned out to be an ethical film." Lin Bai sweated, the most annoying thing was an ethical film. Damn, he wouldn't even pay to go to the cinema to watch it.

Laomouzi said: "In order to avoid gossip, the male protagonist had to move with the elf girl. For the first time, they called themselves father and daughter to the new neighbors. The male protagonist played the role of father in front of outsiders. They are matched as husband and wife. The second time they moved, they claimed to be grandfathers and grandsons to their new neighbors, and the male protagonist had to play the role of grandfather in front of outsiders..."

Lin Bai frowned when he heard this: "Damn it, why does this plot get more and more annoying?"

"In the end, the hero has finally reached the end of his life. At this time, the elf girl is still beautiful, and eighty years have not carved a single wrinkle on her face. She is still as beautiful as the day she first met the hero, the hero. Before he died, he stroked her long smooth hair. He sighed softly: 'Go back, go back to your black forest...' After saying this, he closed his eyes and left peacefully... The elf girl returned to the forest. With nostalgia for the hero, she continued to live." Laomouzi stopped here: "Then the story ends."

"Fuck!" Lin Bai felt that his whole body was not good: "What kind of **** is this? Why can't I even understand it? What do you want the audience to see?"

Laomouzi spread his hands and said: "Look at what you can understand, and pull down what you don't understand. Ghosts care whether the illiterate can understand."

Lin Bai really wanted to give him a middle finger, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was not right, and suddenly he had a spoof attack, and hummed: "Okay, I think your story is very cool, if the final ending is slightly changed. , the ethics will be stronger.”

Lao Mouzi asked curiously, "What should I change?"

Lin Bai said: "After the elf girl returned to the forest, she still looked like a pure and beautiful girl. A few days later, another man got lost in the forest. The elf girl smiled and greeted him...hehe...so... ... A new cycle begins... By the way, the elf girl even took out a pen to count, um... This is the fifth man."

"Wow, that's great!" Lao Mouzi slapped his thigh: "Okay, just this ending, it's deep enough."

Deep enough, your sister, this is a spoof ending that Lao Tzu's spoofing soul came up with, and you really want to use it? Isn't this a big thunderbolt? Lin Bai was sweating all over.

"The heroine has been decided, and you will give it to the daughter of the mother-daughter pair. She looks very pure and beautiful. It is very suitable for her to play this kind of role that uses her ageless face to hang men repeatedly, and her acting skills are almost okay. What I want is that her performance looks fake. When the audience is watching her show affection with the male lead, they must clearly feel that her love is fake, so that it can better fit the theme... As for the supporting roles, choose some of you The extras come to play the Elf Sisters." Lao Mouzi said: "As for the plot in the city, I can take it slowly after returning to Shuangqing."

"Okay, take it easy!" Lin Bai felt too terrified. Will anyone watch his "Black Forest"? No, there will definitely be people watching it, even if he is called Laomouzi, there will be a lot of people watching it, but after watching it, I can't say if I will yell at him. Anyway, Lin Bai would rather watch the thirty-two father-in-law. The superficial film of the old man, and never watch Laomouzi's literary film, it hurts the liver too much.

Lin Bai covered his face and walked away.

The next day, when Lin Bai was sitting by the creek washing his feet, the fairy princess came over: "Mr. Demon King, are you free? I have something to tell you."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

The Elf Princess sat down on the stone beside Lin Bai, her face was slightly red, and she said a little embarrassedly: "The matter of your introduction to the movie has been settled, the old man director came to me and gave me a script for me Look, Sister Blood Phoenix No. 3 translated it for me, it turns out that I am going to play a female elf who is married to a human man..."

"Well, you don't have to act if you don't like it." Lin Bai said: "This film is too unremarkable, and the elf girl you want to play is too unremarkable. That is a vixen who eats men and doesn't spit bones, not suitable for you."

"I want to act." Princess Elf said seriously: "Anyway, acting is fake, not the real me, even if I play a villain, it doesn't mean that I am a villain myself, I want to appear in the movie, and then give it to the Elf Sisters of the clan, everyone will envy me."

"Well, since it's your choice." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Then go."

"But...but..." the elf princess muttered: "In the film, there will be a lot of intimacy scenes with a man, and there will be a lot of intimate scenes. I don't want to make those intimate actions with an actor I don't know at all. ,How to do?"

"Then don't act."

"I want to act."

"Then don't mind the intimacy shots."

"I mind."

"Then don't act."

"I want to act."

"I'll wipe..." Lin Bai began to look for bacon on the ground, and wanted to button up the bacon on her face.

"I think so." The elf princess said a little embarrassedly: "Mr. Demon King...you are the only demon man I know, why don't you play the male lead, if it's you, I can accept it. Disjointed physical contact... It's absolutely impossible to change a man."

"I don't know how to act, I don't have any acting skills at all."

"The old director said that this time the actors are not acting, and the whole film has an atmosphere of 'contrived', 'false' and 'ridiculous', which makes people feel that the story is a complete hoax. "

Lin Bai was speechless, **** old man, there are so many tricks in making a movie, how can there be so much disgusting attention. He guessed that Laomouzi would not agree to let him be the male lead, but when he ran over to ask, Laomouzi actually agreed: "Is Boss Lin playing the male lead? It's not bad... The male lead of this movie is If you want an ordinary person, not too handsome, not too strong in aura, it is best to have a little temperament, such a person is suitable to be used to deceive elf girls, and she can't deceive a truly shrewd man."

In other words, it's easy to cheat when you grow up like me? Lin Bai raised his fist: "Can I beat you?"

Seeing that Laomouzi was not too young, Lin Bai still didn't beat him in the end. Respecting the old and loving the young was the tradition of the Chinese people, and he had to be patient with the old man.

"The princess is going to act in a movie! And it's the starring role."

"Princess-sama and Demon-sama pair up in a movie!"

"The Queen will also play a supporting role in the film."

This kind of news spread the whole fairy village in an instant, and all the elves were ecstatic~www.readwn.com~ want to see what kind of movie their queen and princess will make.

So, on the day of the filming of the first shot of "Black Forest", there were elves standing around. On the high and low trees and in the grass, all the elves were lying on their backs to watch the lively scene. Catch up with the excitement of the war.

Lin Bai was wearing a very ordinary civilian clothes, white washed slacks, a T-shirt costing fifty dollars a piece, and hiking shoes costing two hundred dollars. Tuntun walked, looking at the mobile phone in his hand while walking: "It's strange, where is this place? The GPS map positioning function can't be used."

Lin Bai's acting skills are not very good. Fortunately, he also has an advantage, that is, he will not be nervous or stage fright. Because he is both a masked hero and a demon king, he has long been used to seeing big scenes. He has faced tens of thousands of fans and has trained his strong heart. It is impossible to make small scenes like movies. Let him be shaken, and act in his true colors, but he looks like an ordinary urban young man.

Laomouzi nodded secretly beside him: Although Boss Lin said that he can't act, but with this calmness, he is enough for many movie roles. It can develop into the entertainment industry. (To be continued..)()