Superman Attack

: don't slap in the face

first change

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At six o'clock in the evening, the training camp of the "Demon King Team" was over. The five guys' get off work hours were later than the average company. The average company always got off work at five or half past five. The capitalists actually set the team's off-duty time at six o'clock, which shows how cruel this boss is to his employees.

Zhang Deyi stretched his waist and walked out of the training room. He smiled and said to Lin Bai, "Finally, I'm off work. I'm going to do something good. Do you want Xiaobai to come with me?"

"You... do good deeds?" Lin Bai sweated profusely.

Zhang Deyi said triumphantly, "I am now the King of the Bian! A hero who fights to help others."

"..." Lin Bai almost forgot about this.

Zhang Deyi ran home at a very fast speed. After a while, he was wearing a tight green diving suit, covering his head and face, and walked into the street like a fool, with two short sticks stuck across his back. , that shape is as stupid as it is.

Lin Bai walked up to him with a wry smile: "Hello, won't you scare the children by going out like this?"

"No, the children like me very much." Zhang Deyi said proudly: "I plan to help a child tonight. His parents often work overtime and come home late at night. He can only play in the community park by himself. , no friends, it's so pitiful, I'm going to play with him."

Well, this is also a form of helping people, and it is not convenient for Lin Bai to complain about him. The King Hai Bian in the original book has this virtue. Although he has no fighting power at all, he likes to do good deeds very much. Often engaged in community activities, helping orphans and widowed elderly or something. Actually cute too.

Zhang Deyi got on a motorcycle he just bought, laughed and ran out. Leaving a trail of motorcycle exhaust on the old street. Uncle Zhang jumped at the door of the house and shouted, "Be careful, don't ride fast."

Lin Bai shook her head and returned home. She saw Jin Qiaoqiao holding a laptop, sitting on the stone beside the hot spring pool to write a novel. She just finished the training, and she couldn't wait to start writing. Yes, it turns out, when I was playing a game just now. She suddenly broke out dexterously, thinking of many plots of "One God Brings Four Pits", and now she is recording them all while she has not forgotten them.

Lin Bai walked past her, and saw the juniper flower demon sitting in a small garden in a daze.

"What's wrong? Why are you in a daze?"

"Uh...Sir Xiaobai, you won't let me do anything. I've been so bored in the past few days."

"This... this is for the child in the womb."

The juniper flower demon pouted pitifully, and Lin Bai's eyes couldn't help but fall on her belly. The strange thing was that her belly still didn't bulge. This is so unreasonable, how many months? It's been half a year that her stomach hasn't moved. Is she pregnant? Could it be a fake pregnancy?

Lin Bai wanted to ask, "Are you fooling me?" But this sentence hurts a bit. Wouldn't it be very sad if the family was really pregnant with their own child, but was asked this? He had to keep this question in his heart...

Juniper Demon may be really boring. It was sluggish, and even the juniper flowers on the top of the head looked very sluggish. That juniper flower, which blooms in full bloom in all seasons, has its head drooping now. It looks like it's dying.

Lin Bai had no choice but to say softly, "If you're really bored, just listen to music or something, prenatal education, ahem, prenatal education!"

"Yeah!" After all, the Hua Yao girl was very obedient. Lin Bai asked her to listen to music, and she really went to listen to music.

From the front hall came the cry of Blood Phoenix No. 4: "It's dinner time, everyone come quickly..."

Then the queen's happy voice resounded in the backyard: "Hahaha, this king is just hungry!"

Blood Phoenix No. 2 just came home from work, pushed open the door and walked in with a smile: "As soon as I get home, it's just in time for lunch."

The girls all put down what they were doing, and they all gathered in the front hall to eat, plus Iron Man's grandparents, a happy family, Lin Bai felt very happy, and lived like this, I was really satisfied. , When Qianqian gets married after graduation, the family will be more lively.

Just after dinner was over, the masked hero's cell phone rang. Lin Bai picked up the phone, and a flat-chested policewoman's hurried voice came from inside: "Honey, there is a fire alarm...the location is at XXX Street, XXX..."

Lin Bai replied, "Thank you, I'll deal with it right away." He hung up the phone and snorted coldly in his heart: If you want to harm Qian Qian's thugs, I will come to clean you up.

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The fire was a residential house next to Shuangqing Cultural Park. It was a little old. The old tube building was out of control once it burned. Fortunately, the residents inside were evacuated quickly, and no casualties were caused, but the economic losses were not small. Many residents knelt downstairs and cried bitterly: "My house! My TV..."

The cry was very sad, but the culprits who set the fire didn't care. The super villains Black Spider, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, and Electric Man were standing in a small alley not far from the fire. Looking coldly. They don't care about the life and death of ordinary people, they only care if Spider-Man comes to put out the fire.

It turned them down again, and Spider-Man didn't come.

Qianqian hasn't come out of the shadow of the last lizardman attack, and she doesn't want to come out for the time being. She is different from traditional superheroes. She is not strong or brave. She is just a very ordinary and ordinary neighbor. The girl, who grew up under the protection of Lin Bai, was attacked, making her a frightened bird, and would not easily come out and be bullied.

"Let's go, Spider-Man won't come." The Green Goblin spread his hands in disappointment: "Maybe we should rob a bank next time instead."

"I don't think she will come to rob a bank." Black Spider hummed: "This Spider-Man in the human world seems to be very timid, and he doesn't like doing good things as much as we think."

"It's so boring!" Dr. Octopus took the lead through the alley, wanting to leave.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared at the entrance of the alley, blocking the middle of the alley. Due to the backlight, it was impossible to see the appearance of the person who came, and only his black outline could be seen. He was wearing tight clothes, and his figure looked like Somewhat vigorous, he said in a serious and serious voice, "Are you guys arsonists?"

The green devil laughed and didn't pay any attention to the person who came. He laughed in English: "Yo, it's interesting that someone was caught."

"It's not funny at all." The person who came here actually knew English and understood the Green Goblin's teasing. Immediately replied in English: "You burned down the houses and harmed so many kind people. Today, I am here to do justice for the heavens and bring you to justice."

This guy actually speaks very good English, and it's very authentic American English. His fluent tone made the five supervillains stunned. Doctor Octopus couldn't help but ask, "Who are you? Are you from the Justice League? Are you from Marvel?"

"That's right! I'm a superhero from the Justice League - King Kick! -ass!" The person pulled out two short sticks from behind and held them in his hands: "I'm going to take you to the police station."

It turned out that the person who came was Zhang Deyi, Uncle Zhang's stupid son. He was playing with the children in the Shuangqing Cultural Park next to him just now. Because of his superhero appearance, he was very popular with the children. I was also happy, but suddenly found that the house next to it was on fire. The children ran home in fright. Zhang Deyi ran over to see if he could help put out the fire or something. Unexpectedly, five criminal suspects were blocked in the alley. .

Zhang Deyi was very excited and a little scared at the same time, but he didn't flinch, he waved the short sticks in both hands, shouted loudly, and rushed towards the five super villains.

"Pfft!" The Green Devil King kicked Zhang Deyi's face, kicking his whole body and flying backwards. This time he flew four or five meters away, and fell into the garbage pile at the end of the alley. Full of dirt.

"Hey, King Kipian, the number one trash in the Justice League." The Green Devil sneered, "He's just an ordinary person with no fighting power. How dare you come to challenge us?"

"Ouch!" Zhang Deyi groaned twice in the garbage team, and then climbed up tenaciously. Although Uncle Zhang's stupid son is stupid to death, there is one thing, he is a child who grew up in the old street! Old street people are born with copper peas that can't be beaten to death, can't be trampled, and can't be ground evenly...I'm already at the bottom of society, so it's impossible to be stepped on lower...I'm silk, so I'm stronger than Gao Fushuai.

"Meow, you guys look amazing!" Zhang Deyi said to himself, "It seems like you can't win."

"Pfft!" The black spider jumped over and kicked Zhang Deyi's waist. He was kicked out again, his back hit the wall of the alley, and the dust fell, and Zhang Deyi slipped against the wall. He came down, and then lay limply on the ground, screaming a few times: "It hurts to death... No, I have to flash people..."

"Want to run? How can it be so easy." Dr. Octopus came over, the robotic arm on his back went around the front, grabbed Zhang Deyi's shoulder~www.readwn.com~ picked him up and lifted him up in the air, and scolded: "What I hate the most is self-righteous heroes. Since Spider-Man is not here, I will also clean up Kick-off King."

"Cough cough!" Zhang Deyi's nose was blue and his face was swollen. Just now, the green devil's kick was really artistic. He was kicked out of the boss's footprint. Heng Ge looked very good on his face, and said anxiously: "Don't hit him. I just passed by to make a soy sauce, let's talk and discuss... well, if you must hit me, don't hit me again, my face can't be seen anymore, and I really can't find it if I hit me again. wife."

"I hit the face!" A robotic arm swung violently and slapped Zhang Deyi's face. If he was hit this time, Zhang Deyi would die, not to mention his wife, not even his mother.

At this moment, a figure suddenly rushed down in midair, grabbed Zhang Deyi's collar, and pulled him up, avoiding the attack of Doctor Octopus. (To be continued..)

ps: Thanks to my brother who is still in Germany for the reward of 588, the reward of 200 for the sword and broken love, the reward of 100 for the song of madness, only fate, dancing in Uruguay, and Kao Pian in the wild

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