Superman Attack

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Human beings, the younger they are, the more they can accept new things, and the more they can subvert common sense. The older you get, the more rigid you are. For example, a creature like Little Lolita probably doesn't mind doing good or bad things. As long as it is interesting and something that suits her hobbies, she is willing to do it.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Little Loli asked, pulling Lin Bai's sleeve.

"I'm going to prank the gangster tycoon Jin Bing." Lin Bai smiled and said, "This guy is the easiest super villain to find. I'm going to go to his headquarters, make a big fuss, add some block to his heart, and take revenge on the evil alliance in the world. The world is making fun of me."

"Wow, it turned out to be revenge." Little Loli laughed: "No wonder you want to let the old men know that they won't agree to take revenge on the bad guys. Superheroes must be brilliant, never They can't take revenge on the bad guys. Even if the bad guys kill their relatives and friends, they can't take revenge, otherwise they will violate the heroic image Luo. Besides, the gang tycoon Jin Bing is a serious businessman on the surface, and he can't take revenge until there is no evidence. You can't shoot at him."

This loli is only ten years old, and she knows a lot of things. Is it really okay to know so much at a young age?

Lin Bai turned around the little loli three times: "How old are you? How do you know so much?"

"Ten years old!" Little Loli said proudly: "Don't underestimate ten years old, okay? Ten years old means ten years of life, ten years are not enough for me to learn things?"

Lin Bai covered his face. After twenty-five years, he had not learned much yet. This Nima is really shameless.

"In order not to destroy the image of the heroes. I'm going to attack as a demon king." Lin Bai didn't plan to hide it from Little Loli, since this is the Marvel world anyway. No matter how exposed it was, it wouldn't affect his life in the human world, so there was no need to hide it. Lin Bai got into the little Lolita's car, then took out the Demon King's black robe and put it on his body, put on a black eye patch, and took out hairspray to fix his hair into an upward rushing hairstyle, like a Super Saiyan.

Little Loli clapped her hands and said, "This is so cool, it's similar to the super villains of the Evil Alliance."

Lin Bai laughed: "I want to be like a villain, because I'm going to make trouble."

"Can you be effective when you dress like this? Doesn't Superman have to wear underwear?" Little Loli tilted her head.

"Because I also inherited the inheritance of the Demon King." Lin Bai said with a smirk, "I'm not a pure good person."

Little Loli felt that this feeling of being both a superhero and a big devil was great, and she couldn't help but feel yearning: "Oh, I want this too... But I only have the steel battle suit given by my grandfather. There is no inheritance of villains... A little It's not fun."

"Would you like to dress up as a little witch and go make trouble with your brother?"

"Yes, yes!" Little Loli was overjoyed: "I'm going to transform into a little witch."

Little Loli ordered the driverless car to come to the animation toy store. There are not only many toys, but also some clothing for sale. Little Loli bought a set of little witch clothes, black clothes, black dress, black pointed hat... This little witch image appears in various anime, so this kind of clothing is quite easy to buy. The most interesting thing is that this dress actually fits the little loli just right. After she put it on, she immediately turned into a real little witch. The shopkeeper also gave her a broom. It's her magic mount.

Seeing her novel outfit, Lin Bai couldn't help but smile and said, "It's pretty cute, but it's a pity that it's just an image. There's no fighting power."

Little Loli smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I let the steel battle suit hide outside Jin Bing's company building. If I am in danger, I just need to say hello. The battle suit will fly over to protect me."

Lin Bai recalled the plot in "Iron Man 3" and agreed with what Little Lolita said, so she can take her to trouble with confidence, but... once the steel battle suit appears, Little Lolita's identity will be exposed. Not so good after all. Lin Bai took out 10 strange powers, 10 copper skins and iron bones, and handed them to the little loli with a smile: "Eating these medicines will make them infinitely powerful and invulnerable. There is no problem in dealing with ordinary villains. Supervillains are a little trickier, and you take these pills to avoid the Iron Suit."

The little loli was overjoyed, picked up the medicine and put it in her mouth, the medicine reached her lips, and suddenly stopped and said, "These medicines are not weird medicines, right? After taking them, they will not wake up, and when they wake up, they will I found that you have been stripped naked and put into eighteen appearances."

"I rub, do I look like that kind of person?"

"It's very similar!"

Lin Bai: "..."

This should not be what a ten-year-old loli said. Lin Bai found that this little loli was very similar to the fierce loli in the human world. What kind of education did he receive when he grew up? Could it be that the education system of this country is relatively advanced?

Little Loli also knows that he is the heir of Superman after all, and he can't really be a bad person. What she said just now was just a joke. She threw all the medicine into her mouth, and the medicine made of magic melted in her mouth. Swallowing it, as soon as 20 huge pills entered her mouth, Little Loli immediately felt that her body was full of strength and her body became firm.

"Oh, your medicine is so interesting, it's even better than a steel suit."

"Cough... This medicine is just a product of the introduction to magic. It's still far worse than your steel battle suit. You can only deal with ordinary villains, and it won't matter if you encounter super villains."

The two chatted about nutritious words, and the self-driving car took them to the front of Jinbing's company building. The building was very cool, tall and domineering. It is several times more mighty. I don't know how many offices there are. The company's name is "Wilson Business Group". On the surface, it is a large enterprise that does investment, freight, and sales. It is said that 80% of Millikin's crimes originate from here.

Lin Bai pushed open the car door and walked out, then buried his head and walked inside.

Little Loli dressed as a little witch also hurriedly followed behind. She was a little nervous. She was the intended heir of a superhero, and she had never made trouble before, so she was a little uneasy and didn't know how to start. People like people, although they think about doing all kinds of bad things in their hearts, but when they do it for the first time, they often feel very nervous, for example...the first time to steal, cheat for the first time, lie for the first time...all Makes the heart beat faster, and the cold sweat flows. For example, when father-in-law thirty-two pooped in the wild for the first time, he was squatting in the grass and was very afraid of being discovered, so he was very nervous.

Lin Bai smiled and patted Little Loli on the shoulder: "Don't be afraid."

"I'm not afraid, I just think doing bad things is exciting, a little...cough, nervous. By the way, although there are many bad people in this company, there are also many people who are ordinary people who don't know about it. They are hired to work here. , I don't even know that the company I work for has a gangster background, how can we figure out who should fight and who shouldn't?" Little Loli asked innocently.

Lin Bai laughed loudly: "Look, you are a superhero after all, and the side of Wei Guangzheng has been exposed. Since we are here to make a joke, don't care whether the people here are good or bad, those ordinary people should work for the villains. Beat them up, fix them up, beat them up, tell them to resign and stop working for the bad guys, that's the right thing to do."

Little Loli felt that Lin Bai's logic was weird, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

Lin Bai strode into the building, and the lady at the front desk noticed him immediately, a guy wearing a black robe and covering his face, who looked like a super villain at first sight. The little witch with the broom, this is even more eye-catching.

"Sir, who are you looking for? What are you dressed like..." The lady at the front desk is a blond girl with a good figure, but there are too many freckles on the poor face, which affects the appearance a bit.

She spoke English, but Lin Bai could understand it. The "super intelligence" superpower he activated had not yet expired, and any language could not trouble him. Lin Bai walked up to the front desk lady with a smile, stretched out his hand unreasonably, pinched Yang Niuer's freckled little face, laughed wickedly, and replied in English, "I am the evil demon king, A professional smasher, a little girl like you, just used to look like eighteen."

The babes were startled, screaming and filming the siren.

It only took Lin Bai a moment to judge that this woman was not a villain. If she really was a villain, seeing Lin Bai's outfit and his evil actions, she should have identified him as a member of the evil alliance. Not only will he not take pictures of the siren, but he will be invited in as a guest of honor. Since she has done something that does not fit the status of a villain, it means that she is an ordinary person.

Although Lin Bai said fiercely, he didn't want to embarrass ordinary people too much. He laughed and squeezed her cheek again before letting her go: "Little girl~www.readwn.com~ This company It's not suitable for you, I advise you to resign as soon as possible."

Yang Niuer hid under the table. She didn't know if she heard what Lin Bai said. Two security guards, five big and three thick, rushed over. Lin Bai observed carefully and found that one of the security guards really rushed over and waved the rubber. The stick hit him, but the other one was obviously a few steps behind, with a strange expression on his face, as if he didn't want to fight Lin Bai, but instead looked like he wanted to recognize his relatives.

It's just the slight difference in gestures and expressions, and you can tell that the guy who rushed over and wanted to beat him was a good guy, and the guy behind who wanted to recognize him was a bad guy. Lin Bai used a sweeping leg to overturn the good man in front of him. His feet were not heavy, so that his posture when he fell would not be too ugly, or at least not cause any fatal injuries. But the villain in the back is not polite. Lin Bai punched the villain's face heavily, making his face bloom, and the nosebleed shoots out all the way... (To be continued..)

ps: I would like to thank the top students at the University of Stew for the reward of 40,000, the big bun king, Dusk Lonely Soul, the reward of 588, the book friend 150318213853747, the sword of love and the reward of 200, the righteous dweller, the gentleman under the night, I love the night, I love Chocolate Sauce, never read the genuine one before and rewarded 100

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