Superman Attack

: Chapter 304: The technology tree is crooked

the second

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The autumn morning has a cool and pleasant atmosphere. Although the sun hangs overhead, it is not scorching hot. Although the wind is cool, it is not cold. The witch has set up a tea table at the door of her house. Today, she does not take a hot spring. , I'm coming to Wen Yi Wen Kung Fu Tea again. This woman's habits are also slowly changing, that is, the way of life has begun to become diversified. In the past, she would drink tea for dozens of days when she drank tea, and she would soak in hot springs for dozens of days when she was in hot springs. But now, she will Stagger your interests and hobbies, drink tea today, soak in hot springs tomorrow, go to a movie the day after tomorrow, and do something else the day after.

She has turned into a human woman through and through, with the same attitude towards life as an ordinary human woman.

Lin Bai sat beside her with a smile on his face, holding a teacup in his hand.

"Husband, the Dahongpao you bought this time is delicious." The Demon King smiled, her eyebrows curling like those in a cartoon character: "In the past, you lied to people that eagle tea is the best tea, Later, I used jasmine tea to fool people, and now I have made a fortune, and I am finally willing to buy some good tea for them."

Lin Baigan laughed twice: "Hey, when you were not rich in the past, if you were allowed to drink Dahongpao every day, your husband, I would have to sell my body to make money and open a Xiaobai beauty salon. I would pick up customers there, I don't know if there would be any. Women come to take care of the business..."

The Demon King laughed: "Before you opened a Xiaobai beauty salon, no one would come, but now...then maybe, if you can spend money to spend the night with you, a few women will be happy to throw money at it. Let this king count... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... tsk tsk, incredible, I don't know if I don't count. It's amazing to count."

"Hey, how did you count seven?" Lin Bai felt terrified: "I didn't know there were so many women who liked me."

The Demon Queen rolled her eyes at him. It doesn't explain which seven the seven women are.

Liu Lao was in high spirits today, and actually ran over to drink tea with the Demon King. In the past, when he saw the demon king setting the tea table, he always took a detour, for fear that she would catch her and drink eagle tea or jasmine tea together, but today he smelled the smell of Dahongpao, and the old man Liu came over with a smile on his face, I ordered a cup of tea and sat beside me and sipped slowly.

It is easy for a person to become refined when he is old, and that is what he is talking about.

"Xiao Bai, the old street is about to be rebuilt." Liu Lao laughed while drinking tea: "When will I go back and see?"

"Oh?" Lin Bai was overjoyed: "Is it almost finished?"

Don't talk about it, don't feel it, when it comes to this, Lin Bai realizes that a year and a half has passed by so quickly. Thinking about the fact that the demon king dug out the hot spring in the living room of the house, and Chen Liangxiao came to grab the development license of the hot spring, it seems that it was only yesterday, but it has been a year, and Lin Bai couldn't help touching his chin: " I'm getting old so fast... Will I find out I'm eighty in the blink of an eye?"

Old man Liu laughed: "When you reach my age, you will realize that time is not so fast. I can't remember what happened when I was in my twenties, and I feel that time passes so slowly. . The things of youth, as they happened centuries ago."

The two laughed, Lin Bai finished laughing and said: "Let's do it, in two days, let's organize the old neighborhoods. Load the bus and go back to the rebuilt old streets to see, everyone must miss their own. Home. Although this street is very good now, it was lent to us by Mr. Hao after all. There is no such feeling of roots. "

"It's done! I'll arrange the bus." Old Man Liu took the initiative to do the work.

The two had just finished talking about their business when they saw a big car approaching the street. The side of the car was painted with the words "Tianshu Technology", and it was dragging a huge carriage, which seemed to contain something amazing. The car stopped in front of Lin Bai's house, the door opened, and the fierce Loli jumped down aggressively. Before he could stand still, he yelled at Lin Bai, "Dad, you've distorted the technology tree!"

"What? What's the situation?" Lin Bai put down the teacup in his hand and walked over to meet the ferocious loli: "What's wrong with the technology tree?"

Violent Loli pouted, her face full of indignant expressions: "It's the USB flash drive you gave me, I took it back for research, and found that it contained information about a giant robot, I thought it was very cool and awesome. It's amazing, I quickly asked the company's technical staff to work overtime to build it, and as a result, as soon as the core code was imported, I found that the technology tree was crooked ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Cough, where is it crooked?" Lin Bai was so curious.

"See for yourself!" The violent loli snorted, turned to the technician in the car and said, "Get it off."

The carriage at the back of the cart was opened, and a group of technicians were busy, moving a huge robot out of the carriage and placing it on the ground. The five-meter-high giant robot was imposing and had many joints on its robotic arms. , which looks both powerful and flexible.

Lin Bai couldn't help applauding: "The strength of Tianshu Technology is really awesome, and it can build such a big robot in a few days."

"Hum! The shape is really awesome, but... ah, I won't say it anymore, it's all tears, you can see for yourself." The violent loli reached out and pressed the robot's chest, it was a switch, once it was pressed , the robot is fully activated.

Lin Bai heard a sound of electronic synthesis: "Core power...connect...core system...start...artificial intelligence...load...dududu...ready...now it can start running..."

"Wow, it's running. If such a huge robot is running, will it destroy humanity?" Lin Bai exclaimed with a fuss.

I saw that the huge robot actually made a very gentlemanly bow to Lin Bai, and then said respectfully: "Dear sir, do you want to eat oranges?"

Lin Bai: "…"

"I am the intelligent orange peeling robot No. β. I will provide you with orange peeling service. If you need to peel an orange, please give me an orange first..."

Lin Bai was shocked: "I'll wipe, this 5-meter-tall robot can only peel oranges? Who the **** did this research?"

Violent Lolita looked at him angrily: "Isn't that what you researched? This is the thing in the USB flash drive you provided me."

"I wipe...this...Nima..." Lin Bai didn't know what to say for a while.

Violent Loli actually took an orange and threw it to the robot. The robot skillfully caught the orange, and its incomparably flexible robotic arm began to move. Come on, not even the slightest bit of the pulp was hurt, and soon, a peeled orange was placed in front of Lin Bai, and the electronically synthesized voice said stiffly, "Sir, please eat the orange."

Lin Bai: "…"

"Dad, did you say that you distorted the technology tree?" the violent loli hummed.

"I rub it!" Lin Bai almost went crazy. No wonder the Hydra Legion's wish to rule the world has not been successfully realized. It turns out that the Hydra Legion has slanted the technology tree... Well, don't get excited, the road of scientific development There will always be some great but useless inventions, just get used to them.

(Note: Book friends please don’t complain about your father-in-law’s spoofing. In fact, Fusang people like to do this kind of crooked technology tree invention. Not long ago, Fusang people developed a machine that automatically feeds people and eats tomatoes… Father-in-law, this orange peeling robot The idea came from the tomato machine of the Fuso people. Reality is always more outrageous than fiction!)

Lin Bai Zhengrong said: "This is just something in a USB flash drive. Didn't I give you several USB flash drives? There will always be some useful technology, right?"

"Humph!" The violent Loli angrily threw out the USB flash drives and said angrily: "What kind of mess is there, the intelligent orange peeling robot β, the improved solar geocentric tester, the high temperature resistant Arctic icebreaker Invincible... What kind of aircraft are these inventions used for?"

Lin Baiqi said, "These inventions sound amazing! Is there anything wrong?"

"Nonsense!" Violent Lolita said angrily: "The geocentric measuring instrument is to be used by drilling into the center of the earth. Can it be used with solar energy? The Arctic icebreaker needs to withstand low temperature. What does it mean that he is resistant to high temperature? "

Lin Bai: "…"

"Speaking of which, I want you to help me get some technology that can be used on my mobile phone. What exactly are these things you gave me." The fierce loli's mouth was so loud that it could hang an oil bottle: "Dad has a bad heart. , Dad bullies people..."

Lin Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this time he really had no place to reason: "Xuexue is good, Xuexue doesn't cry, Dad will find a way."

"You lied! You lied to children." Vicious Lolita waved the chainsaw: "You didn't say that when you and Xuexue were in bed. You said that there are good things in the USB flash drive."

The words "in bed with Xuexue" fell into the ears of the technicians of Tianshu Technology. UU Reading www.uukanshu. Immediately, dozens of contemptuous glances landed on Lin Bai, God, this is a thirteen-year-old little loli, how could you be a man? To actually use some inexplicable technology to coax Loli to sleep with him is too crazy, not obscene, too shameless, I have to sue him...

Lin Bai's sweat was dripping down, and he quickly covered the fierce loli's little mouth: "Don't deliberately say something misleading, so that others think I'm doing something to you, shut up..."

"Don't do it! You even touched someone's butt."

"Hey, that's you being naughty, I'm just spanking you as a father to teach you a lesson..."

"I don't care, I don't care..." Little Loli's weapon, acting like a spoiled child, is a nirvana that no adult man can resist.

Facing a little loli who was rolling on the ground, Lin Bai felt that it was more difficult than the Evil Alliance. What was going on with this? The black technology of the Hydra Corps seems unreliable. Where can I find some reliable technology to make loli happy? (To be continued..)

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