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Zhang Zhizhi is very busy. It is really hard to be a big star. She is with the show crew from morning to night, discussing some details. Lin Bai doesn't like the entertainment industry very much, so he didn't ask her. What was he going to do anyway, when it was his turn to be a bodyguard, he would stand behind Zhang Zhizhi. If it was time for him to rest, he would go out and hang out on the streets of New York.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this is called traveling between work. In his opinion, this is called going to work between trips, so the same thing actually has different meanings in the eyes of different people. Whether you live a happy life or not depends on how you think, and an open-minded person eats porridge. Will be happy, pessimistic people will jump off the building.

Lin Bai brought a lot of things to Qianqian. In addition to the octopus toys, he also bought beautiful brooches, beautiful silver bracelets, and cute hats... But he sadly found that the goods in New York are nothing special. You can buy them here. In fact, you can buy things in large shopping malls in Shuangqing, and even the brands are similar. For example, the brand of the brooch bought in New York is a string of English, and the brand of the brooch bought in Shuangqing is also a string of English. This is the same brand.

Lin Bai also wanted to bring something for the demon queen. Of course, she had to bring food for this ghost woman. What's so special about New York? After inquiring about it, New York's special food; long; wind; literature + is actually "burgers, sandwiches, pizza", the results of the survey shocked him, can this be called special food? It's just so unreasonable.

This morning. The preliminaries for the Voice of Heaven are finally starting!

It happened that Lin Bai and the black-haired female warrior were on duty to protect Zhang Zhizhi. He got up early and finished grooming. The black-haired female samurai and Zhang Zhizhi came to the live broadcast hall of the Voice of Heaven, and the stupid agent Jin Qiaoqiao came here early, had already arranged things, and brought them Zhang Zhizhi to the jury's seat.

The employer sat on the judge's seat, and of course it was impossible to stand two more bodyguards behind. Lin Bai and the black-haired female warrior retreated to the auditorium and temporarily acted as a live audience. A blond foreigner came over. Lin Bai didn't understand a word of the messy bird language he said to the audience. The black-haired female samurai translated for him: "This guy said, he will signal in the corner in a moment. When we are called to applaud, we will applaud, and when we are called to boo, we will boo..."

"I wipe it! The auditorium is actually under the control of the show crew?" Lin Bai was shocked: "Is it so fake? I thought the audience was real."

The black-haired female samurai giggled and said, "What kind of things are shown on TV that are not controlled by others? Any live broadcast is a lie. I don't believe you are making faces at it when the camera is turned around. Make sure the TV picture cuts off immediately so the audience can't see you messing around."

Lin Bai said unhappily: "It's too fake! I'll never watch variety shows again in my life." Having said that, he stood up and made an extremely ugly face at the camera, sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes. Bai, as ugly as you want, no matter how ugly you make it, you are not afraid of being broadcast.

The black-haired female samurai did not lie to him. This kind of disgusting expression is usually impossible to broadcast, and the picture will definitely be transferred to another camera immediately. But it is a pity that the person who is controlling the live broadcast is not from the TV station at all, but the terrorist who infiltrated the TV station from the New York Foot Gang. This person is not a quiet guy. Ugly, it fits the neurotic aesthetic taste of terrorists, so he simply broadcast the picture.

The audience who were waiting for the start of the Voice of Heaven in front of the TV were listening to the host: "The annual preliminaries of the Voice of Heaven are about to start, and now the judges are invited..." At this time, the camera should be aimed at the judges on the bench. All the big names in the industry, for the special guest Zhang Zhizhi, there are also many Zhang Zhizhi fans in China who watched the live broadcast of the Voice of Heaven on the Internet. Everyone was waiting for their goddess to appear, but they did not expect that the camera did not face Zhang Zhizhi at all, but turned to In the audience, facing a woman who was making a face.

Well, it's a woman! Lin Bai is still using suggestion techniques. Everyone except Hua Butterfly will only see that he is a woman. In fact, the camera will not be deceived by suggestion techniques, but people who see TV pictures will still be affected by suggestion techniques. , so what everyone saw was Lin Cai making faces. "Her"'s face-shattering grimaces made countless children cry in an instant.

Just because Lin Bai was so frightened, more than 10% of Milliken's children were crying. The impact was too bad, endangering Milliken's new generation growth, and laying a potential crisis for American society. After 10 years, these children grew up. Still decadent, known as the "Beat Generation". Milliken's government urgently issued a rule that grimacing was not allowed on live television, so as not to frighten the children. (This paragraph is excerpted from "The Overlord Flower and Xiaobai" by the thirty-two father-in-law, which is purely fictitious. If there is any similarity, we will not be responsible.)

The boss of the New York Foot Gang, Shredder, was also watching the live broadcast. He didn't plan to take action in the preliminaries, because the preliminaries were not influential enough. He would have to wait until the final to make trouble before he could show the strength of the Foot Gang. Seeing Lin Bai's super big grimace, Shredder couldn't help laughing: "This woman is interesting, haha, she might be a good material for terrorists, she's too neurotic, hahaha! It must be interesting to turn the camera to her more."

Shredder's highest instructions were conveyed, and the little guys from the New York Foot Gang manipulated the live broadcast screen, and cut the screen to Lin Bai if there was anything to do, which made the audience in front of the TV wonder, who is this woman? Could it be a mysterious guest, why is the camera always looking for her?

"There's player number one below, Ashley Jones Dracula!"

A girl with long purplish red hair came to the stage. She was quite beautiful, but when she started singing, she was miserable. Her pig-slaughtering voice made everyone crooked. All the judges gave the big duck eggs, Lin Bai. Covering his ears with his hands, he screamed: "Is there a mistake? Can something like this participate in the competition?"

"The preliminaries, it is inevitable that there will be uneven levels!" The black-haired female warrior smiled and said, "Don't worry about it."

"The second player is here. She is the favorite to win this time... Meibis Luna!"

"Coax!" The people in the audience applauded under the command of the on-site control personnel, and they also roared. It turns out that this Meibis Luna is a folk singer with a high voice for winning the championship, and she has a certain reputation. Many of Jian's audience are her fans.

This is a blond babes, she sings very well, a strong soprano sounds very comfortable, but she sings that kind of soprano opera, which belongs to high art, Lin Bai sounds boring, it takes less than a few minutes He was drowsy and yawned. The foot gang aimed the live camera at him again, and the audience of Milijian saw the attitude of this "mystery guest" and thought: It's over, the singer Meibis Luna's song is not included in the "mystery guest" The magic eye, maybe he can't sing well, but we can't hear it.

The foot gang boss Schreider was very satisfied with Lin Bai's "performance": "This elegant opera singing has long been out of date! I am also dozing off. This woman has expressed everything I want to express."

"There are singers from China, Chopsticks Brothers..."

When I saw two Chinese people come to the stage, Lin Bai felt a little familiar, eh? It is really the famous silk singer in China, the duo of chopstick brothers, Lin Bai likes the songs of these two very much, the one he often sings: "You will definitely succeed, bravely rush forward, I am born to be useful, You are the best", is the work of Chopsticks Brothers.

Lin Bai quickly applauded!

"Wow, the mysterious guest applauded Brother Chopsticks. Are these two powerful guys?" Milikan's audience was all nervous.

The chopsticks brothers really sang their famous work: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, the little red face warms my heart and lights up my life. …”

Lin Bai is overjoyed, this song must be topped! He jumped from his seat and danced the famous little apple dance to the rhythm of the music. I have to say that the appeal of this song is not covered. Milikan's audience didn't care because they didn't understand the lyrics, but when they saw the "mysterious guest" jumping up, they had to pay attention and taste it carefully. After taking a look at the charm of Little Apple, all the audience couldn't help jumping up: "You are my little little Apple..."

Hua Butterfly covered her face in the background: "I can't afford to hurt!"

Because of Lin Bai's confusion, the Chopsticks Brothers, who should have almost been eliminated in the preliminaries, actually got a super high score and fell below the glasses of countless people.

The foot gang boss Shredder was so happy: "This woman obviously came to the Voice of Heaven to make trouble, haha... Could it be that she is also from the evil alliance? Which faction is it? Is it a subordinate of the gang tycoon Jin Bing?"

"There's a request below... oh, this contestant's name is a bit strange, her name is Blood Phoenix No. 2..."

Hearing the host's words, Lin Bai and the black-haired female warrior suddenly came to their senses, and the Blood Phoenix No. 2 finally appeared. What will this long-lost blond double-gunner look like now?

I saw Blood Phoenix No. 2 walking slowly onto the stage. Today, she was wearing a western cowboy outfit. Her tall and fit body was set off by the cowboy clothes~www.readwn.com~ The top of the cowboy clothes was very short, revealing a waist. , the lower body is denim shorts, all the long ones are exposed, the long golden hair is made into big waves, and it is scattered on the head, full of wild beauty. She didn't hold dual guns in her hands, but held two microphones on the left and the right... I have to say, she looks very handsome with the microphones, much like holding dual guns.

Great shape!

All the judges, including the audience, were mesmerized by her appearance.

The black-haired female warrior smiled and said, "I hope she doesn't sing a pig-killing sound."

Lin Bai wiped away his sweat: "I beg your teammates!"

Blood Phoenix II raised the microphones of its left and right hands at the same time, made a motion of shooting with two guns, and then opened its mouth and sang... (To be continued...)

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