Superman Attack

Today is a cloudy day. After two consecutive days of clear weather, it suddenly became cloudy. I felt very comfortable, so my father-in-law decided to add more! Father-in-law is so desperate, book friends give Zhang a monthly pass.

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Life has returned to daily life again, and the old street is as calm as ever, and a few days have passed in a blink of an eye.

The business of Bingshan Beauty's small barbecue stall is getting better and better, but the business of her mobile phone shop is getting worse and worse. Later, around 5 o'clock in the afternoon, she closed the mobile phone shop early to sell barbecue, and did not rest until 2 or 3 o'clock in the evening. . So I couldn't get out of bed the next morning, and the mobile phone shop didn't open until noon... Now Lin Bai couldn't figure out whether she was selling mobile phones or barbecues.

These days, the violent loli often come to visit Lin Bai to play, pestering Lin Bai to accompany her shopping, going to the aquarium, going to the amusement park, watching movies... If it wasn't for her young age, the old neighbors would have thought that the two were dating. . Lin Bai doesn't really like to play with little girls, but this little girl is a big moneymaker. With her, you can enjoy all kinds of snacks for free, and you can enjoy various high-end meals, such as "Ali and Ed's" Teppanyaki, Lin Bai Bai hadn't eaten it before, but now that he's eaten it, he felt instantly superior to others.

Qianqian's Internet cafe business has been on the right track. The business is booming every day. Now she can earn more than 70,000 yuan a month. She secretly saves the money and plans to use it when she and Lin Bai get married. She has done a long-term business. On this plan, Lin Bai doesn't need to do anything, just eat and wait to die. She will work hard to make money so that he can live a carefree life. She seemed to have done something wrong, which should normally be done by men.

Wenwen joined several "Masked Hero Fansi Clubs" and became an active member of the club, singing songs about masked heroes with a group of **** girls every day. If the newspapers or TV spoke ill of the masked hero, Wenwen would struggle with a group of girls rushing to the door of the TV station, blocking the door of others and scolding them all day. The so-called one fan is the top ten black, these girls are now even more terrible than the gang.

Hua Butterfly helped Lin Bai take over an advertising business, and this time the employer was "Lilin Brand Sports Equipment". The advertisement fee of 200,000 yuan was offered, and the masked hero was invited to shoot an advertisement for a golf club. For this kind of sport played by the rich. Lin Bai, this big *si, expressed deep contempt... But with 200,000 yuan in advertising fees as a stepping stone, no matter how much he despised business, he would be happy to do it.

When he arrived at the golf course where the commercial was filmed, Lin Bai realized that Li Lin Company had also invited a big star to co-star in the commercial with him. This big star was the famous Captain Huaxia recently, oh, that is, a flat-chested policewoman, Ping girl.

Miss Ping was scolded badly by "experts" some time ago, saying that her fighting ability was too weak. The anti-detection ability was not enough. The criminals blew up the Tahrir Square under her nose and lost the face of the people's police.

But when she attacked Lanjia Village with a shield and beat the Winter Soldier, the public opinion turned around in an instant. The "experts" overturned their previous statements one by one and praised her to the sky. She is said to be a good policeman of the people, a good father and a daughter, capable of running horses with fists and running trains with arms... And her last defeat was also said to be "deliberately showing the enemy's weakness. In order to confuse criminals and spy on criminals' lair ” Anyway, experts don’t want to be disciplined. Its integrity is even worse than that of a certain public servant.

The flat-chested policewoman became popular in an instant, catching up with the most popular masked hero recently. Of course, it is still a little worse than the masked hero. After all, the masked hero has already released several videos, but she only released one. . But she also has her own advantages. The masked hero appears masked in the video, but the flat-chested policewoman is not masked, wearing a heroic police uniform. With long hair fluttering, her pure and beautiful face has conquered the hearts of countless young men. Of course, most men regret her boobs. But there are also some special lovers, such as the League of Poor Breast Lovers, who pay homage to the flat-chested policewoman and call her the leader.

The flat-chested policewoman's fame is catching up with the stars, and the advertising remuneration has also risen. This time she was invited to partner with the masked hero to shoot the advertisement, and she could get 100,000 yuan in advertising fees. Of course, 20,000 of them had to be paid to Hua Butterfly. as her brokerage fee.

Lin Bai swung the golf clubs with both hands and made a hitting motion, then turned around and smiled at the camera: "The Li Lin brand golf clubs are the choice of the rich and handsome!"

The flat-chested policewoman next to him also hit a shot, then turned around, put one hand on Lin Bai's shoulder, and pointed at the camera with one hand: "You deserve it!"

The two said together again: "The Li Lin brand golf club will let you enjoy the joy of victory."

"Card!" the director shouted: "It's done."

"It's over!"

Photographers, art directors, staff from the props team rushed over and surrounded Lin Bai and the flat-chested policewoman.

"Masked hero, I'm your fan, can you sign me?"

"Masked hero, can I take a photo with you?"

"Captain Huaxia, you are my favorite, I like you so much."

These photographers are usually used to seeing big stars, even popular idols like Chen Xi and Zhang Zhizhi, they are not so excited, but when they are replaced by masked heroes and captain Huaxia, they are as excited as chicken blood. , just after filming the commercial, they gathered around, each one was incoherent with excitement. Because the stars like Chen Xi and Zhang Zhizhi are artificially created. Although they have beautiful faces, acting skills, and certain singing skills, these attributes that are incomparably awesome to ordinary people are all fake in the eyes of photographers. of.

Masked heroes are different from people like Captain Huaxia. Even if they have no acting skills, no pretty faces, and no singing skills, this does not prevent them from becoming stars. Their strength is there, their real skills, real idols, not relying on unspoken rules, do not need to sleep with the director, this is many times more brilliant than those created stars.

It took a lot of effort for the two to sign their names. Looking up and looking outside, another group of reporters rushed over.

One of the first reporters who wrote gossip and lace news, put the microphone in front of Lin Bai, and asked with a fast voice: "Mr. Masked Hero, this is not the first time you and Miss Huaxia have collaborated. They are working together to shoot this commercial. Before, you both participated in the battle of Lanjia Village together. You defeated the Winter Soldier and the Hydra Legion together, do you have a good personal relationship?"

Lin Bai said: "Yes, I and Miss Huaxia Captain are friends."

The gossip reporter hit the snake and followed the pole: "Are you and Miss Huaxia in love?"

"What?" Lin Bai was taken aback by the question. Nima, how did he come up with such a question? This can't be said nonsense: "It's said that we are just friends. What's the matter with you guy?"

When the reporter saw that Lin Bai didn't let go, and his face was blocked by the mask, he couldn't see the expression, and it was not easy to break through, so he asked the flat-chested policewoman instead: "Excuse me, Miss Captain Huaxia, what do you think of Mr. Masked Hero?"

The flat-chested policewoman thought for a while before saying, "He is very good, strong, brave, kind, gentle, and an ideal man."

Lin Bai felt terrified. Is this about me?

The gossip reporter was as excited as if he had beaten chicken blood: "That is to say, does Miss Captain Huaxia like Mr. Masked Hero?"

The flat-chested policewoman calmly faced the camera and said loudly, "Yes, I like him!"

"I'm mad at me!" Miss Liu lost her temper at the TV: "Did I make a mistake, having Qianqian as a competitor has already made me feel difficult, and now there is a flat-chested policewoman? Dare to confess, she actually dares? Well, I'll see how you drink hatred and defeat under Qianqian's hands."

"I'm mad at me!" Wen Wen also lost his temper at the TV: "The masked hero is mine, and no one will give it to him. I want to give him a child. This flat-chested woman is so shameless, she actually robs me. man."

Qianqian said angrily next to him: "Wenwen, he doesn't seem to be your man yet? You are too crazy. A hero like this is not something a little girl can count on. I don't know how many people like him... It's too far, the gap is too big, and my Xiaobai is the best and most compatible."

At the scene, the gossip reporter handed the microphone to Lin Bai's mouth again: "Mr. Masked Hero, did you hear it? Miss Captain Hua Xia just confessed to you, what do you want to say?"

Lin Bai scratched his head. This was the first time in his life that he was confessed. Qianqian never confessed, because everything was silent. Miss Liu also did not confess, because she was embarrassed. I can't wipe my face. Bingshan Beauty has never confessed, because she thinks that she is not qualified to confess.

Lin Bai had no experience in dealing with beauties who confessed to themselves. He didn't want to say hurtful words in front of a group of reporters, so he covered his face with his hands and said, "I suddenly remembered... I forgot to brush my teeth when I woke up in the morning!" He disappeared into the clouds with a swoosh.

The gossip reporter faced the camera and said with a smile on his face: "When asked about his relationship with Captain Huaxia, the masked hero was shy, and he ran away, like a young man with unresolved love."

Countless female fans in front of the TV fell to the ground drunk, Wenwen slumped on the sofa and swayed: "Ah, the masked hero is so cute, even the appearance of running away is so handsome, the shy little handsome guy is really lovely …”

Qianqian took a pillow and patted her head gently: "Fool, nympho!"

Lin Bai flew twice in the sky, and finally calmed down. When he returned home, he saw that something was wrong at home... Half of the furnishings in the living room were missing, and a big hole was dug in the place that had been emptied. , The pit was actually filled with water, and the demon king sat by the pool and soaked a pair of white jade feet in the water.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "I wipe, who would dig a pool in the living room? Are you crazy?"

The Demon King smiled and said: "This is not ordinary water, it is a hot spring! This king dug more than 4,000 meters into the ground obliquely, and finally dug through the spring. The hot spring from the deep underground is rich in minerals, which can nourish skin."

Lin Bai wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead: "What do you mean...you dug out a hot spring at home?"

The Demon King was very proud: "Fortunately, you don't live in a high-rise building. Only living in a bungalow can you have the conditions to tap hot springs. Hahahaha, this house is down-to-earth, down-to-earth hahahaha."

It makes no sense to talk to this crazy woman. Lin Bai really wanted to go to the kitchen to find a piece of bacon and slap her in the face, or drag her into the small dark room to smash her, but unfortunately he is probably not her opponent now. , I had to swallow the humiliation and attacked with words: "You don't do this with spoofs? Whose living room has a hot spring? It's not a human thing to do."

"This king is not human at all!"

"…"

Miss Liu happened to be a guest at home. She was very depressed after watching the live TV broadcast. She wanted to talk to Lin Bai a few more words, brush up her presence, and consolidate her position in his mind, but she was surprised to find Lin Bai living in the living room. The abnormality: "Oh, why is there a hot spring here?"

So the Demon King said triumphantly, "We found a hot spring in our house, would you like to take a dip together?"

"of course yes!"

The two women went up to the second floor to change into their swimsuits, and then plunged into the hot spring pool.

There were two women soaking in the hot spring in the living room of the house, and the day could not pass. After ten seconds of depression, Lin Bai went upstairs to change his swimming trunks and soaked in. Life is like rape. When you can't resist, you have to know how to enjoy it... Don't always compete with yourself.

Taking a bath with two women in a small hot spring pool feels very ambiguous. Especially both women are beautiful and have perfect bodies. A black swimsuit looks like a devil, a white swimsuit looks like an angel, and men can't handle it in this situation.

Lin Bai reached out and touched it from the bottom of the water. The tentacle was a smooth and tender thigh, and he didn't know if it belonged to the Demon King or Miss Liu. Touching her forehand and backhand several times, Miss Liu blushed and jumped out of the pool. She didn't scream or slap Lin Bai, but she was too embarrassed to see anyone, and staged a swimsuit run away. , Fortunately, Miss Liu is a very reserved woman, instead of running directly to the street, she ran to the second floor.

After two hours...

Lin Bai's house was lively, and the old neighbors came one after another, soaking in one after another... The living room of Lin Bai's house is not very big, the hot spring pool originally only took up half of the living room, and after crowding in a dozen people , There were only people left in the hot spring pool, and it was almost running out of water.

When he was a child, Lin Bai read a story called the crow drinking water. It was said that the crow saw a glass bottle with only half of the water in it to drink, so the crow found a small stone and threw it into it. UU read www.uukanshu.com It raised a little bit, and then found a small stone and threw it in, and the water level raised a little bit, and finally the crow finally drank the water. If the crow filled the bottle with stones, he would know that the water had overflowed and he could not drink a drop.

The old neighbors felt very angry. They finally dug out the hot spring, but they couldn't even fit a few old neighbors. What kind of hot spring is this?

"Expansion! It must be expanded!" This was the highest order given by Mrs. Zheng.

"I also think it should be expanded!" The words the Queen said cannot be changed.

"Who owns the open space behind Xiaobai's house?" asked old woman Zheng.

"Mother Zheng, that piece of land belongs to my family." Qianqian quickly stood up and said, "When my parents were still alive, that piece of land was my yard for raising chickens. Never mind." (To be continued)

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