Superman Attack

the second

Thanks to the decadent Peanuts for the reward of 10,000, Brother Peanut will soon become the leader, and the leader will add two more! I feel so stressed...in the code of pain and joy!

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It was already more than 5 o'clock in the afternoon, and the business district was very lively. The women who had just got off work came to the supermarket and wanted to buy some food to take home for dinner. , There is a long queue at the checkout counter, and everyone is pushing a small supermarket truck or carrying a small cargo basket. ~

The flow of people at the entrance of the supermarket is at its peak.

Under such circumstances, a masked hero suddenly fell from the sky. The red bodysuit was decorated with yellow stripes. The unique design made him look very handsome and heroic. of the robotic arm.

The crowd suddenly exclaimed: "Oh, it's a masked hero!"

"The masked hero fell from the sky and landed at the door of the supermarket."

"My God! My idol!"

"What's on his shoulders? That's the robotic arm of the bad guy who attacked Tahrir Square last time!"

"It must have been the masked hero who defeated the Winter Soldier and returned with his robotic arm."

"Oh! Long live the masked hero."

As soon as Lin Bai landed, there was a large crowd of cheers, and a group of people surrounded him instantly, including men and women, old and young. A little girl asked with adoring eyes: "Masked hero, why did you come here? Are there bad people here? Are you here to eliminate violence and Anliang?"

"Oh! I'll make some soy sauce." Lin Bai strode into the supermarket.

Onlookers: "..."

Countless people spontaneously followed Lin Bai, wanting to see what the masked hero was going to do. As for the soy sauce he just said, it was automatically ignored by everyone. Brother Hero must be joking.

When Lin Bai walked into the supermarket. The waitress standing at the door was numb all over. Her job is to help customers seal the openings of handbags or put their belongings in plastic bags. There is such a waiter at the door of every supermarket. Lin Bai handed over the robotic arm in his hand: "Please ask, do you want to wrap this thing?"

The waitress sweated profusely and said, "No need to pack, we don't have to sell this in the supermarket."

Isn't this nonsense? If you have a shelf full of Winter Soldier robotic arms in your supermarket, wouldn't it be an arsenal? The crowd of onlookers rolled their eyes at the waitress, due to the number of people. The scene of rolling her eyes was extremely beautiful, and the waitress was so frightened that she almost missed the call, and she fainted.

Lin Bai strode into the supermarket. Disdainful of the dazzling array of goods, he walked straight to the shelf selling soy sauce. The hundreds of onlookers behind him looked like Matsui's team came.

Several waitresses in charge of this area stared straight.

Lin Bai began to look for Lee Kum Kee's soy sauce on the shelves. Qianqian likes Lee Kum Kee. Other brands will not eat. Fortunately, this brand is also a big brand. Every supermarket has it. Lin Bai easily found a bottle of Lee Kum Kee plain soy sauce and was about to take it. Now, how can I continue to drink plain soy sauce? Lee Kum Kee's selection of light soy sauce for 10 yuan a bottle is in line with his own grade...

Lin Bai took the soy sauce bottle in his hand and walked to the cashier counter.

The onlookers at the back exclaimed: "Ouch. The masked hero is really here to make soy sauce."

"It's awesome! The masked hero packs up the Winter Soldier and returns, and goes home to cook with a bottle of soy sauce."

"The masked hero is a good hero full of life!"

"Be grounded!"

The crowd queuing in front of the cashier was not free to move out of the way. Giving the front position to Lin Bai, no one would mind him jumping in the queue. Look how good it is to be a superhero. You don't have to wait in line when you go to the supermarket to make a soy sauce. Lin Bai is very satisfied. This is the benefit of being a hero. Can ordinary people do it? If you dare to jump in and try, the old aunt in the team will definitely poke your eyes.

The cashier girl took the soy sauce bottle with trembling hands and shook it in front of the barcode machine...

Suddenly seeing the masked hero patted his head, he exclaimed: "Oh, not good!"

The onlookers were shocked: "What's wrong?"

"Are there any bad guys out there?"

"Could it be that evil is approaching?"

"Everyone hurry up and hide!"

The crowd of onlookers who followed behind all hid behind the shelves and behind the pillars...

I just heard the masked hero screaming: "I forgot to bring the point card of the supermarket. 10 yuan of soy sauce can accumulate 10 points."

"Boom!" The onlookers fell to the ground, and some people kept swaying.

An old woman handed over a score card with a trembling hand: "Masked hero, since you don't have a card, you can accumulate it on my card, okay? Let the old woman pick up a small bargain."

Lin Bai said generously: "Of course there is no problem... Oh, cashier sister, please accumulate those 10 points on this mother-in-law's card..."

The old woman was overjoyed: "The masked hero is really a hero of justice, and he gave me 10 points for nothing." She is really a simple old woman, whoever lets her take advantage of her is justice.

Lin Bai hung the plastic bag containing the soy sauce bottle on the robotic arm and walked out of the supermarket, the crowd of onlookers still followed.

Just as he was about to fly into the sky, his eyes suddenly swept across the dq ice cream shop across the street. This is Lin Bai's favorite ice cream. The classic Blizzard Oreo flavor costs 22 yuan a cup, which you can't afford. The last time Miss Liu treated him, he only had two cups. Now that he has money in his pocket, of course he has to satisfy his mouth.

Lin Bai strode to the door of dq Bingqilin's store, bought a cup for himself, and suddenly thought of a poor woman who seemed to have never eaten anything good since she was a child, so she ate hot pot for several months. , I have eaten scrambled eggs with tomato for a few months, and now I have started to eat barbecue again. I don't know if I will eat it for a few months... Let's buy a cup for that poor woman too.

The onlookers watched helplessly as the masked hero bought two cups of dq ice cream, and then waved to everyone. The body slowly soared into the air and disappeared into the air with a swoosh.

A group of young people rushed up immediately: "dq Bingqilin, I want two cups too!"

"I want the taste that the masked hero just ate!"

"I also want!"

All the Blizzard Oreo-flavored ice creams in the store were sold out.

The manager of dq ice cream shop is a smart man. In less than ten minutes, a sign was held up, which read: "Bingqilin that masked heroes also love! Increase the amount of purchases tomorrow."

Lin Bai still didn't know that he accidentally advertised for Lee Kum Kee and dq Bing Qilin. If he knew, he would definitely go back and collect advertising fees. He flew back home with the fastest speed, and that speed must be fast, because Bingqilin will melt. Fly in from the window on the second floor and throw the robotic arm under the bed first. Then he changed his clothes as fast as he could, and showered him downstairs with Bing Qi.

The Demon King is sitting in front of the store basking in the sunset... The sunset is also the sun, as long as it is the sun, she likes it.

Lin Bai handed Bing Qilin into her hand: "Come. Eat something good."

The devil queen took it with a smile and took a bite. The expression on her face was very wonderful, as if a cat had eaten a bite of fish. It's like a puppy biting a bone again...then she stretches out her hand. He also snatched the cup in Lin Bai's hand: "The two cups belong to me."

"I'm rubbing it! You woman who doesn't know what to do, my brother is kind enough to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, return my cup!"

"Go buy it yourself!" The Demon King said while protecting the two cups of ice cream in her hands, "Whoever dares to rob me of my food has only a dead end."

Having nothing to say to this unreasonable woman, Lin Bai glared at her angrily. For her pitiful sake, he gave up his cup and walked towards Qianqian's house with Lee Kum Kee.

Qianqian and Wenwen are cooking at home, and the two little girls have washed and cut the vegetables. Just waiting for the soy sauce to start cooking. After taking the soy sauce that Lin Bai bought, the two little girls immediately ran into the kitchen. Leaving behind a series of silver bell-like laughter. Lin Bai likes to watch this scene, so he thinks this bottle of soy sauce is worth playing.

The next day, Shuangqing Life Channel published an exclusive news. At dusk yesterday, the masked hero appeared at the entrance of the **** supermarket with the robotic arm of the Winter Soldier, bought a bottle of soy sauce and two glasses of ice cream and flew away... ...It is speculated that the masked hero has taken down the Winter Soldier, and that robotic arm is proof.

Later, Shuangqing 1 released an exclusive news, which is a video shot with a telephoto lens. The hostess introduced in a passionate voice: "Please see, the village that appears in the video now is called Lanjia Village. It is a small village with only a few dozen households, five kilometers away from the urban area. This village was a few days ago. Bought by a mysterious rich man, I didn't expect that this place is actually a stronghold of evil, and the next moment is to witness the miracle..."

A flat-chested policewoman soon appeared in the video, and she was seen walking towards the village with her shield held high. The soldiers in black in the village fired bullets and rockets at her, but she blocked them one by one with her shield, and then she rushed into the village by herself, kicked out her fists, and beat the villains to the point of urinating.

All the viewers were stunned. Last time they saw a flat-chested policewoman pretending to be a masked hero being beaten by the Winter Soldier on TV, they were all skeptical of the policewoman's combat effectiveness. For the gods!

Soon, the Winter Soldier also appeared. When all the audience thought that the flat-chested policewoman would be defeated again, they saw that she and the Winter Soldier fought back and forth without losing the slightest.

The song "Mulan" actually sounded on the TV:

There are many heroines who also take credit

To kill the enemy for the country is to produce heroes from generation to generation

In what way are these women inferior to boys?

The emotions of the audience were instantly mobilized, and they couldn't help but sing along...

Then a soldier in black raised a gun from the back of the flat-chested policewoman and wanted to sneak attack. Just when all the audience's hearts and livers were clenched, the masked hero fell from the sky and stomped the attacker to the ground.

"Oh yeah!"

"The masked hero is here!"

The audience was overjoyed: "The two heroes join forces, men and women are matched, and work is not tiring!"

"The talent of a man and a woman is a match made in heaven!"

The audience sang the masked hero song again:

That is the blood and sweat of heroic warriors

We work together to **** it

Masked man saved from danger

He punches the left

his right foot

The devils turned around, they turned around, they turned around

I saw the pictures on the TV were extremely beautiful. The masked hero knocked down all the soldiers in black like the autumn wind swept the leaves. The flat-chested policewoman fought the Winter Soldier and gained the upper hand. The two fought vigorously, and the villains were beaten crookedly. Seven to eight... But this video has been processed and edited. Lin Bai threw seventy-six soldiers in black and fell to his death, and finally the Winter Soldier surrendered but was killed by his punch. It was deliberately cut. Dropped and didn't air. The video only ends when the Winter Soldier surrenders.

The hostess said proudly: "The above is the exclusive news of Shuangqing 1. This station will continue to follow up and report on this matter, please look forward to it." The rate is only afraid of violence. Excessive ratings means excessive advertising fees, and excessive advertising fees means excessive wages!

In the Shuangqing Police Station, Chief Liu Fei couldn't help laughing bitterly while watching the TV news: "The video was sent out. Didn't you confiscated the memory cards of all tourists? Why is this video still circulating?"

The flat-chested policewoman and the detectives under her were all sweating profusely and had nothing to say.

Director Liu sighed: "It's troublesome this time, Xiao Zhou, your shield...cough...that is, the fact that you rely on it to transform into a superhero must not be concealed from the above, think about what to do with it. Explain above."

The flat-chested policewoman frowned: "Director Liu, how will the above treat me?"

Director Liu's fingers lightly clasped the table: "The best outcome is to give you a medal, to get you promoted and rich or something, but this possibility is not high, you should be able to guess... You suddenly become so powerful, just Like a monster, it is impossible for the people above to not investigate, suspension of investigations is a trivial matter, and the most fearful thing is that the above will confiscate your shield, use it for research, or give it to others to use."

"How about that?" The flat-chested policewoman was anxious: "This shield was given to me by the masked hero. Let me use it to eliminate violence and An Liang and fight against the evil alliance. How can I hand it over?"

Director Liu frowned and thought about it for a long time before he said: "In that case, I still have to ask him to help you. You also know~www.readwn.com~ He is an agent of the Huaxia Dragon Group and a top secret of the country. Since he handed the shield to you, the country must also have this arrangement. You only need to ask him to issue a document for you to prove that the shield was assigned to you by the high level of the country, then no one can take it away... "

The flat-chested policewoman suddenly realized: "I understand!"

Director Liu waved his hand and said, "Get rid of the murder scene in the video as soon as possible, especially on the TV station, they are quite sensible this time, they didn't release those two paragraphs, but this time it doesn't mean it won't be released next time. Let it go. You go and discuss the conditions with the TV station, and ask them to cut off the two scenes of the masked hero killing... And those tourists, all the parties involved must keep their mouths shut, and those bad guys must have been caught by us when they resisted arrest. Those who kill themselves as self-defense can't be killed and surrendered!"

"Yes!"

The flat-chested policewoman saluted Director Liu, ran out hastily, and rushed to the TV station as quickly as possible. The criminal police under her team went to the homes of the tourists separately and asked them to keep it secret. (To be continued..)

ps: Thanks to the book friend 100408224713762 for the reward of 588, 200 for wielding the sword, and 200 for the indignation of Ren Chengyun, , Flying into the Red Dust, True.