Superman Attack

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Lin Bai screamed in horror: "I'll wipe, let go, quickly take the chainsaw away, stay away from me, you weird loli. {" Twelve-year-old girl, this kind of loli can be considered a voluntary partner. Something happened to him, and he was going to go to jail. Lin Bai didn't want his beautiful life to die here.

"Don't let it go! Give birth to a son!" Violent Lolita said fiercely: "If the first one is a daughter, you will have to give birth until a son is born and you teach him your skills."

Lin Bai felt terrified: "Do you know what it means to have a child?"

The violent loli said confidently: "I know! I have never eaten pigs and I have seen pigs running. My dad often brings women home. I have seen the process of giving birth a few times through the cracks in the door, and by the way, there is one more time. The process of letting two women have children and the process of having three women have children, my dad knows a lot of moves, I can see them all. In fact, that is very simple, much simpler than programming. "

Hua Butterfly laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and she almost didn't roll around on the floor. This woman is not loyal at all. At such a critical time, she should jump out to help Lin Bai out of the sea of ​​misery. How can she be happy by the side?

"Are you afraid? Let you lie to me." The violent Loli actually did it on purpose. After scaring Lin Bai, she let go of her hand, snorted coldly, and left Lin Bai's house with a chainsaw. The bodyguard hurriedly left Lin Bai's house. She came up to help her open the car door, and the violent loli jumped into the car and chased Wang Zhengyu's car.

Lin Bai looked distressedly at the direction where the ferocious Lolita was going: "Why. This world is full of fox spirits? Can't let people stop? Even such a small Lolita knows how to use dirty jokes to scare adults, I am right. The world is in complete despair."

"Don't rush into despair, the exhibition will be in three days!" Hua Butterfly reminded in a timely manner.

Lin Bai put aside the depression. Put on a smiley face, yes, after the third year, there will be 400,000 to earn, what is there to be unsatisfied with in life? The little setback just now, let it go with the wind, he is full of hope for the world once again.

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Three days is a long time, especially when looking forward to it. Time passed very slowly.

Finally came the day of the exhibition, it happened to be Sunday. The sky is beautiful, and the autumn is high. Early in the morning, the sun climbed into the eastern sky, but it was not hot, but made people feel warm. Hua Butterfly wore a gorgeous dress to wake Lin Bai up. Today, she looks like a noble lady. Where is the appearance of half a gangster? A pair of slender hands pushed **** Lin Bai's body. The silver bracelet on the wrist is really beautiful.

Lin Bai rubbed his eyes and got up, and said dissatisfiedly, "The exhibition only started at noon, so why are you pulling me up so early?"

"You can wait for the exhibition to start, and then fly down from the sky with all the attention, but I can't." Hua Butterfly said angrily: "I have to arrange some messes in advance, this is the agent grief."

"Then you can go, why did you call me?"

"If you don't protect me, I won't dare to leave the old street."

All right. It was reasonable for her to say this, so Lin Bai had to turn over and sit up. When I got out of the quilt, the upper body was of course naked, and the lower body was only wearing a pair of underwear. This look can frighten ordinary girls to scream and flee, but Hua Butterfly doesn't care much, as if they didn't see it. He urged: "Get dressed, do you want me to help?"

Of course, you can't fake someone else's hand when wearing clothes. Lin Bai put his battle suit over his body, and the ingenious Miss Liu made several sets of battle suits for him, one in his home and one in Miss Liu's car. Inside, there is also a set for collection. Lin Bai found that the girls around him were all good girls, without them, life would definitely be a mess.

After changing his clothes, he flew out of the window, rose straight into the air, and flew above the clouds. Looking down from the sky, the flower butterfly is like a small black dot. After using the super power of clairvoyance, you can see her details clearly, yo! Looking down from the sky, you can see through the collar and see the scenery inside. Her bra is actually a flower...

Hua Butterfly got into a taxi that had already been ordered and drove towards the Tianshu Science and Technology Building.

Lin Bai followed in the sky, and when he reached the sky above Tianshu Technology, he saw a black mass of people below, occupying all the square in front of the building. It was only morning, and there were still several hours before the exhibition started. So many people have come? Lin Bai didn't dare to imagine how popular the masked hero has become. Anyway, it must be even more popular than the most popular stars Chen Xi and Zhang Zhizhi.

Many held banners that said "Welcome to the masked hero", and some girls held signs that said "I love you, masked hero," and of course all sorts of quirky slogans that made people Dizzying, Lin Bai saw a very conspicuous big pink sign, written by Wen Wenju, which said "I want to give you a child". This persistent girl, she will attend every party with the name of the masked hero, and will never miss any chance to get in touch with the idol.

There were a large number of police officers on the periphery of the crowd, and the flat-chested policewoman was among them. She neither wanted the Winter Soldier to come, nor did she expect him to come, because she regained her confidence that if the monster dared to come, she would fight it with all her might and knock him down.

Lin Bai didn't want her and Wenwen to be injured like the last time, and didn't want any more bombs to scare innocent people, so he used his clairvoyance and clairvoyance, and swept around all the houses nearby. Very good, he didn't find anything. Anything suspicious. But maybe there is no suspicious person, he doesn't have the superpower to know someone is a badass at a glance. It is said that this kind of super power is only possessed by the policemen of the anti-pickpocket brigade. They can see at a glance which guy in the crowd is a pickpocket.

Time passed by and the fans were very patient, they came so early to grab the spot ahead. Fans kept gathering outside, but they were obviously late. Many people were squeezed out of the square, and the crowd broke the street at one point. It led to a traffic jam of up to half an hour.

By the time the exhibition was scheduled to start, the square was already crowded with people, shoulder to shoulder. It's hard to walk in it.

There was movement on the booth. Wang Zhengyu walked up to the stage, took the microphone and said a lot of nonsense, such as "Hello everyone", "Welcome everyone to participate in the Tianshu Technology Exhibition", "Thank you for your support to Tianshu Technology" Wait, and then introduce the main functions of the "Dragon Shield Firewall" product.

Of course, this step is basically meaningless, and the audience is not listening carefully. Wang Zhengyu's main purpose of holding this exhibition is not to introduce the function of the firewall. He mainly wanted to explain to the public that Tianshu Technology had really invited a masked hero to speak for him. It was not Tianshu Technology’s fault that he used fake masked heroes to fool everyone last time in Liberation Square, but to cooperate with the police’s actions. I was forced to make this last resort, and I deeply regret hurting the feelings of the audience, etc. In short, now he has invited the real masked hero, please wait and see...

Finish saying this. He raised his hands to the sky. A picture of welcoming aliens to visit Earth.

As many as tens of thousands of spectators also imitated Wang Zhengyu's appearance, holding their hands high...

Lin Bai felt that they had started a sect like Zoroastrianism. A group of mad believers were welcoming the holy fire or something, leaving people speechless.

Well, as the holy flame to be greeted, Lin Bai should appear. He swooped down from the sky, his red and yellow battle suit rattled in the wind, and countless reporters raised their long guns and short cannons. Facing Lin Bai frantically filming, the live broadcast reporter of the TV station shouted with a microphone: "He's here. He's flying, God! He's flying so fast... It's definitely a real mask. Hero, it's impossible for fakes to fly in the sky."

"Today is the moment to witness a miracle..."

Lin Baisao's bag was spinning and flying over the square incomparably. He knew that he should not land too fast, which would hurt the enthusiasm of the fans. As an idol, he has the obligation to satisfy the fans and make them happy enough. So Lin Bai flew all kinds of tricks in the sky...

He will fly into a character for a while, and fly into a character for a while...

Avid fans chant below:

That is the blood and sweat of heroic warriors

We work together to **** it

Masked man saved from danger

He punches the left

his right foot

The devils turned around, they turned around, they turned around

The moment the singing stopped, Lin Bai landed on the booth with a loud bang, deliberately stepping on the booth into a huge pit.

Wang Zhengyu obviously doesn't feel bad about his booth, but is satisfied with the performance of the masked hero. The 500,000 advertising expenses are too worth it, he meow, Tianshu Technology must be popular this time. He wouldn't mind if the masked hero rammed the pit in the booth a little bigger, or even rammed the Earth at all.

As soon as Lin Bai landed, Hua Butterfly ran over from the side, handed him a microphone, and at the same time handed a small note into his palm. Lin Bai glanced at it quickly, crumpled the note and threw it away, then recited affectionately: "The Dragon Shield Firewall is my favorite firewall, everyone should use it together."

Fans cheered loudly.

"I will use it!"

"I deleted other firewalls when I got home, and I only use Dragon Shield in my life!"

"I have five dragon shields on one computer!"

Fanatical fans echoed together...

Wang Zhengyu had no choice but to pick up the microphone and explain: "Cough, thank this friend for his support for Dragon Shield, but you can't open five Dragon Shields at the same time, and opening one is enough to protect your computer."

"Then I'll buy five computers to install five dragon shields each!"

"Turn the place covered by the sky into the pasture of Dragon Shield!"

The fans are already starting to get out of hand...

Lin Bai finally knew what a brain-damaged fan was, and now even if he said that the feces were delicious, these fans would probably go and try it. It's a bit funny, but it's more touching. The biggest spiritual need of human beings is the sense of identity of others, and the most lacking sense of identity for a creature like **.

Because I can't get the approval of the public~www.readwn.com~, I am not confident, because I am not confident, so I can't identify with myself, so I lack courage and live a low-key life. I always feel that I can't do anything. This is **Silk's general mentality. Even with the superhuman powers and the magic of the Demon King, he still lives with his head covered.

Now I finally know, people love him!

It is enough to know this!

Self-confidence suddenly increased, happiness flowed all over the body, and the excitement could not be calmed down at all.

Lin Bai didn't go back to memorize the slogan written on the note, and even simply threw away the microphone and activated the "super power of loud voice". To the audience: "Thank you for your support to me, I love you, and I will definitely protect everyone from evil!" (To be continued...)

ps: Thanks to the decadent Peanuts for the reward of 20,000, who was promoted to be the first master of the book, the reward of 1888 for the ups and downs, the reward of 0 to hope is the crime of 588, the reward of Ziyou Huanxin and the indignation of Amumu 200, the unknown hero , The road to picking up morals is extremely difficult, easy to remember, light wolf, hyacinth cb, go home for dinner and reward 100 ()