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Chapter 344 Fifty Speed ​​Belts I heard that you want to go to college?

Today’s Lizong paper.

It’s really simple.

But more simple, you have to count foreign languages.

That is to say, listening takes 20 minutes, otherwise Jiang Nan can do it all in 10 minutes.

In addition, there is another interesting speed bump question, but the foreign language is not so interesting.

The words are still those words, the grammar is still those grammars, I don’t want to forget.

If you really want to find so many bright spots.

Maybe only the composition is left.

Because this year’s composition is Li Hua again.

There is a saying how to say it.

[Successful college entrance examination, Li Hua of iron! 】

The name “Li Hua”.

At first glance you may not think you know each other.

But in the faint, I feel as if I have seen it somewhere, and I was very familiar with it.

Yes, it is him.

That one comes to the college entrance examination every year.

Always at the end of the foreign language test paper, let you help some “foreign language composition strongest nail households”.

Since Li Hua officially “made his debut” at the end of the last century, every year the college entrance examination students have to do something for Li Hua.

What kind of help letter, invitation letter, thank you letter, event report, event plan…

As long as you haven’t given up on the college entrance examination, you have to help this “busy”, and you have to “help” well.

No matter how the theme of the composition is changed, only Wu Li Hua remains unchanged.

People give the nickname the strongest “Communicative Grass/Flower” in the world.

He has endless letters, endless comments, endless drafts, endless offers.

Someone once complained…

Since Li Hua likes to chat with foreign friends so much, he likes to participate in various activities in foreign languages ​​so much.

Then it’s been 20 or 30 years, even if you really can’t learn a foreign language, your friend should also learn Yunyu!

But the truth is… no.

Someone ridiculed…

Without Li Hua’s college entrance examination foreign language composition, there is no “soul”, and Li Hua may be late, but will never be absent.

This is also true this year.

I saw the word “Li Hua”.

Jiang Nan finally brought up a loss of interest, and then swiped a big pen, and a full score essay was published.

The original text is as follows…

“DearJim!

I’m, sorry, originally/we/had/an/appointment/to/go/fishing/in/the/countryside/at/the/weekend.

but/I/suddenly/thought/of/my/girlfriend’s/birthday/at/the/weekend.

I＇m/going/to/her/house/to/accompany/her/on/her/birthday, so/I/can＇t/keep/the/appointment, but/I/suggest/that…

………………Yours.

………………LiHua. ”

“After writing, call it a day (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)!”

Jiang Nan held up a lazy waist and closed the pen.

Then……

He went to bed contentedly again.

Invigilator: (｡･᷄ཀ･᷅)! !

Surrounding students: (｡･᷄ཀ･᷅)! !

Look, this guy hasn’t started the exam for half an hour, and he has fallen asleep at the table again.

but……

Since it is a Southern God, then go to sleep!

Get used to it if you sleep more.

It’s just that the pressure is a little bit stressful. Why are the same students? Why is the gap so big?

People’s college entrance examination is just like playing, but how can one’s own college entrance examination be the same as passing five levels and losing six generals?

Although the college entrance examination this year is not too difficult, some of the questions are really biased, which makes people feel chilly.

The exam is not over yet.

Everyone has been tensing the strings, and there is no time to think about it.

But when the last foreign language is over.

People like Jiang Nan, Bai Yingying, Qin Yumo, and Fatty Wang walked out of the test center in a relaxed suit.

But there were many other people who wanted to cry right away, and they complained for a while in front of a crowd of interview cameras.

Jiangcheng Daily Tang Qiqi originally wanted to interview Jiang Nan again, but he guessed that he had no chance.

Just because…

Both her microphone and live broadcast room were taken over.

I saw a spit.

“Look at [Awakening Age] to get the college entrance examination Chinese language world!”

“YYDS (eternal god)!”

“Why do so many people talk about college entrance examination language, but no one discusses college entrance examination mathematics? Because they don’t understand it anymore!”

“Before the exam, I gave maths incense, and after the exams, I would give me incense. See you next year!”

“Draw a circle from the selection, and continue to the 21 questions. You really don’t want me to go to college!”

“Looking at the test paper, I think I’m stable. After I finish writing it, I know that I may not be stable next year!”

“Dongyun three volumes do multiple-choice questions. I thought I was one hundred and three. One would do a big one, please let me pass!”

“I don’t know the difficulty of the college entrance examination. I only know that the candidates can’t find it out by using Xiaoyuan to search the questions on the spot!”

“…”

Depressed for two days.

The inner chord also tightened for two days.

In the past two days, they completely forgot the papers as soon as they finished the exam, for fear of putting pressure on the following subjects.

But now…

When the last foreign language is over.

All the unbearably painful memories flooded my heart, thousands of words turned into a dodgy joke, and was born.

this moment.

The popularity of Jiangcheng Daily has risen sharply again.

Just because it’s still live broadcast.

At the same time.

This hilarious scene not only happened in Jiangcheng, but also in test centers across the country.

Every year after the college entrance examination is completed, many golden sentences are born.

And this year is even worse.

Don’t you see Yanbei, Demon Capital, Southwest and Dachuan all have magical jokes springing up like bamboo shoots after a rain.

“Whether it is Yu Kewei or Kang Youwei, everyone will do their best. This question is sponsored by Yun.”

“Brothers will betray, women will leave you, but math can’t just won’t.”

“The difference between the Chinese test and the math test, the Chinese test can’t be made up, and the math test can’t just write a solution.”

“Life is a big question mark, all the way downhill until you lie flat, and still struggling humblely. This is the person who has been hollowed out.”

“The composition of Modujuan, after the precipitation of time, the value of things can be recognized by people. It is said that the most suitable for use, and the recognized commission is the national liquor cat station!”

“Accepting a girl who is heartbroken in math for the college entrance examination, I will bear your uneasiness. Good looks and temperament. Those with a height of 1.6 meters and above are preferred. The college entrance examination will break your heart, and my brother will help you dry your tears!”

“Examination papers are ruthless/human beings are compassionate, which will take you out of the shadow of the college entrance examination, and mathematics will make you cry, but I won’t!”

“Send blessings to college entrance examination candidates, I hope you get 100 points!”

“East Yunjuan III, achievement of a junior college, so that children in the Shiwanshan District can’t get out of the mountains, 700,000 candidates, 400,000 bricks, 50 speed bumps: I heard that you want to go to university?”

“Carpenter Wang gave birth to a bunch of twins. One was an entrepreneur in youth, the other was eating snail powder on a green train, and Shaxian snacks and pancakes. I was really happy.”

“Laughing to death, what kind of rain did it rain during the exam, ah, it turned out to be the father’s speechlessness!”

“…”

The Internet has been completely crazy.

A random brush is about the topic of the college entrance examination, and another brush is the most magical joke above.

I have to say, it’s quite interesting.

The whole people are paying attention to the college entrance examination, and this is true.

This……

It is also the vitality of the college entrance examination.

The pillars of the country come from this.

Dongyun is awesome, and this year’s college entrance examination ended.

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