Super Village Doctor

"Master, where shall we go next?" Gu ruoqian's body is small again. Now her whole body is almost lying on Xu Gang's ears.

"There is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. It's said that there are outstanding people in the south of the Yangtze River. My master, I just went to look for flowers and willows. "

"Cackle, master, be careful that I tell the mistresses about you." Gu ruoqian smiles.

"Well, they can't see you, they can't hear you You mean, you're in shape now? " Xu Gang suddenly realized the meaning of Gu ruoqian's words.

"Cluck, I'm still reluctant, but it won't be long. When my body shrinks to half a foot, I'll be able to take shape. It's still a little short now."

"You are good enough. If ghosts practice as you do, the world will be in chaos. " Xu Gang said with emotion.

"Cluck, it's not all thanks to you, master." Gu ruoqian is coquettish.

"Don't mess with me, you goblin. If you can see it or not, it's the same as watching a little movie. Hurry back and teach the little girl well. "

"I see." Gu ruoqian sticks out her tongue and disappears in a flash.

"Wait a minute. I remember your house is in the south. Let's just go over and have a look."

Gu ruoqian didn't answer, and Xu Gang didn't care. Follow the lead and walk down the street.

"Goo Goo Goo" looking at a group of chickens in front of him, Xu Gang saw that there was no one on the left and right. He picked up a stone and threw it out. He saw a plump Rooster fall to the ground with his legs still.

"Ha ha, we can have meat at noon today." Xu Gangmei smiles.

"Master, how can a monk like you not only drink and eat meat, but also steal other people's chickens. You are a billionaire. How can you do such a shameful thing? "

"What a shame. Look at these chickens. They all come out of that yard. Look at the house, the high house and the courtyard. I don't care about one or two chickens. " Xu Gang disagrees.

"But you can't steal people's things."

"Master, I have no money now and I'm hungry. What do you say?" Xu Gang played a trick.

"You, don't you have a lot of fruits, vegetables and corn in your space? Anything you can't eat? "

"I want to eat meat now. There are only insects in the space. You won't let me roast them, will you As Xu Gang said, he plucked the wool and cleaned up the wood. Then he directly pulled the firewood and roasted it.

"Master, you are so evil. Not only do you steal other people's chickens, but you bake them with other people's firewood, and you are so close that you are not afraid to be found? "

"Ha ha, not afraid, not afraid. It's estimated that within a few minutes, the people inside can't find out. " Xu Gang is very determined.

"Cut, I'll bet you'll be found as soon as you put on the cigarette." Gu ruoqian said.

"What if it's not found out?" Xu Gang asked with a smile.

Gu ruoqian turned her eyes and said with a charming smile, "if you don't find it, I'll let you watch the nude show. How about it?"

"No," Xu Gang quickly waved his hand and said, "I can only set fire, but I can't put out the fire. I'm not fooled by you." The smell of roast chicken soon wafted out as the smoke curled up. Xu Gang raised his nose to smell it and said with admiration, "the local chicken in this family is more fragrant than the feed chicken. It's not as good as super chicken, but it's good. " Xu Gang tore off a thigh and bit half of it.

"Master, it's really strange. Why didn't anyone come out?" Gu ruoqian looked confused and said, "it's not like there's no one at home."

"Hey, just go in and see for yourself." Xu Gang has a bad smile on his face.

"Well, it must be no good. I'm not going." Gu ruoqian said so, but she couldn't bear curiosity and flew over.

"Ah..."

"Ha ha, ha ha..." Xu Gang laughs, leaving behind a lot of chicken bones and running. If she doesn't run, it's impossible. Gu ruoqian is so bad that she deliberately shows her appearance. Although it's vague, it's scary enough. She immediately attracts the attention of the people inside. However, Gu ruoqian, who rushed into the house, didn't expect that the people in the house were engaged in a hand-to-hand battle, and they were young and old. He immediately realized that it was wrong and "escaped" directly.

But it also alarmed the people inside.

"Master, you are so bad."

"Ha ha, I asked you to have a look, but I didn't show you."

"I don't mean that. You know what's going on inside, and you even let me go. I'm so angry. "

"Sister Xiaoqian, I think the host is very good. How do you say the host is bad? What's wrong with the master? " The little boy poked out a little head from the wood heart and asked confusedly.

"While you go, adults talk, children talk less."

"You're not human. If you don't ask me, I'll grow up sooner or later. I'm bigger and more beautiful than you. My host will like to watch me striptease." The child murmured in the heart of the tree. Xu Gang, who was "running away", just felt that his feet were soft and almost didn't fall.

It's really evil that this kid is not fully developed and his mind is so mature.

Gu ruoqian naturally heard the children's words, but also the reaction of Xu Gang in the eyes, proud of giggle straight smile."Oh, God damn it, he ate my cock and got out for me." A young woman rushed out and finally rushed out of the yard. Her clothes were neat, but her hair was very untidy. Rushed out, immediately saw the door of the fire, there is a chicken feather, gnawed clean chicken bones.

The woman's voice immediately attracted a lot of people.

"Old Pang's, you don't see people killing or roasting chickens at your door. What do you say you do? Look at your old Pang back, how to explain. " A pockmarked, slightly chubby middle-aged man said with a smile.

"I'm, I'm sleepy, I'm asleep." The woman blushed and stammered.

"Cluck, Mr. Pang, you are not hiding in the house to steal a man, are you?" A slightly older woman joked.

"You can't talk nonsense, sister-in-law of the sun family. Our old Pang is a vinegar jar. If it comes to his ears, I must be killed. If I die, you're the one to blame. I will become a ghost and haunt you every day. " The woman is also fierce. After a short panic, she said, "I heard that the last time your grandson came back, he was blocking up the village head."

"Which son of a bitch made a rumor about me? Don't let me know. I have to tear her mouth. Don't believe me, old Pang. I'm a serious person, sister-in-law. The village head is an old man. Who can look up to him? " Sun's sister-in-law scolded, not blushing, and then said, "old Pang, even if you become a ghost, don't pester me. You should pester that wild man, ha ha, ha ha..."

"Cough, who scolds me behind my back?" The village head swayed around the corner from a distance. Stare a way: "old sun's, you arrange me in the back again? I'll touch your house one night. "

"Well, if you have the guts, come. Who is afraid of who. Be careful with my scissors. I picked up your bird. " Cried sun's sister-in-law.

In the distance, Xu Gang could not help sighing: "what a talent! They're all good actors. "

"Master, shall we expose them?"

Xu Gang waved his hand and said, "forget it, good and evil will be rewarded in the end. Give them a warning even if, can understand, is their matter, has nothing to do with us. Let's go. "

"There's no such thing as a face in the world." Gu ruoqian scolded.

"Women are not easy, men are not at home, it is really easy to be taken advantage of." Xu Gang shook his head and sighed.

"Master, I'm talking about the man." Gu ruoqian is not to face said.

“……” Xu Gang's face was chatting. He quickened his pace and went to the next village.