Super Village Doctor

Xu Gang played a small trick, shaking off the tail, out of sight.

"Shoes are broken, hats are broken..." Xu Gang sang this old song and walked on the country road. He had already got off the bus, changed direction and headed southwest. There's no goal, just follow your heart.

In fact, there is still a vague goal in his heart, that is Mount Everest. As the highest peak in the world, Xu Gang has long wanted to see it.

"Hey, man, what Temple monk are you? It's easy enough. " The motorcycle roared. A young man with red hair and a young man with a green hat galloped by. Then he stopped the car not far in front of Xu Gang and looked at Xu Gang with his head tilted. He seemed very curious.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk in Mount Emei. He is ordered by his master to go down the mountain to practice in the world, experience the warmth and coldness of human relations, and taste all kinds of tastes in the world."

"Mount Emei? Isn't it the location of the Emei sect described by great Xia Jin? Isn't it true that Emei sect is all female disciples? Why are there monks? You're not a little nun disguised as a man, are you

"I think it's just a woman disguised as a man, big brother, or let's strip him to see if it's a man or a woman."

"Ha ha, I think so. Little monk, do you want to take off by yourself or do we help you? "

"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful. It's convenient for me and others. Since the benefactor wants to see it, it's OK to show it to the two benefactors. At the beginning of a man, he comes from Chihu. He is the most clean. When he is dressed, his thoughts are bad. Good, good, sin, sin. " Xu Gang put his hands together and recited with solemnity.

"You little monk, what are you talking about? I don't feel like a good word. Take it off quickly, or you'll look good. "

"Amitabha, I obey you. Please don't be angry, two benefactors. Anger is also a crime. In fact, it's not necessary to take off all of them, just a little bit of them... " Xu Gang untied his trouser belt, took out the guy and began to let the water out.

The two guys were stunned for a long time before they reacted. They were fooled by Xu Gang and were furious.

"Damn it, you little bald ass, you dare to play with us, you dare to pee at us, you are so bold. Let's go. Hit him

"Hit him."

The two stopped the car and jumped down to Xu Gang. Seeing two people walking on the road, it's like dancing, swinging left and right, with frivolous steps, we know that they are drinkers.

"Amitabha, two benefactors, calm down. I did it exactly according to the two benefactors' wishes. I didn't have any place to go beyond them. I also gave them a cup of water to forget their love. They didn't thank each other, but also glared at each other. What's the reason? Amitabha, sin, sin. It's the worst thing to act rashly and anonymously. If you have something to say, convince people with reason. "

"Little bald ass, you dare to be unreasonable. If you don't beat yourself today, you can't take care of yourself. I don't have the face to be on the road."

"Wise, let's have a good fight and break your legs. It's over. Otherwise, you'll know what regret is."

"Oh, Amitabha, I regret it now. I'll let the two benefactors fight. Please show mercy." Xu Gang hands together, a simple and honest face said.

"Ha ha, that's good." The young man with red hair in the car laughs and goes straight to Xu Gang's face with one punch. It's obvious that he wants to give Xu Gang a big shot. Let's have a black eye first.

Xu Gang seemed to want to hide, but he didn't dare. His head shook and he went up again. As a result, the red haired young man's fist hit Xu Gang on the forehead.

"Click" bone tearing sound sounded, red hair youth Leng for a while, and then hand upload heart piercing pain.

"Ah My hand, my hand... " The red haired youth held his hands and wailed in pain.

"Ah, red hair, what's the matter with you? Damn it, little bald ass, you dare to play Yin. I'll kick you to death. " Green hair young angry, a foot straight to Xu Gang leg face bone. The head-on bone is the weakest, and being kicked is the most painful.

"Click" the same sound, but not Xu Gang's leg bone is broken, but the green hair youth's foot bone is broken.

"Ah, my foot, little bald ass, what's in your pants? Why is it so hard? It hurts more than kicking on iron. Ah, my foot, the bone must be broken. "

"Boss, his head is hard. It's harder than a stone. My hand bone must be broken."

"Oh, my head, oh, my leg, it hurts If you lose money, it's not over. " Xu Gang suddenly covered his head with one hand and his leg with the other hand. He could not help groaning and wailing in pain. His body twisted around like a hip-hop dance.

The most exasperating thing is that Xu Gang not only slowed down, but also covered the wrong place.

"Bald ass, I kicked your right leg. Why do you cover your left leg?" Green hair youth side pain wail, side angry roar.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake." Xu Gang was not embarrassed either. He quickly exchanged hands and continued to twist.

"Bald ass, it's us who are injured, OK? Can you stop being so shameless? " The red haired young man said angrily.

"Oh, what kind of world is this? The beater said that he was beaten shamelessly. You have to be shameless?""But now it's us who are injured." Green hair said angrily.

"Fart, you must have been hurt for a long time. Otherwise, why did you hit me and become like this? What else do you want to do? Report to the police, report to the police immediately, and let the police judge. "

"You are a monk. How can you swear? Report to the police, who is afraid of who Green hair youth picked up the phone and dialed, but half of the dial stopped, and then looked at Xu Gang with a smile: "boy, you think we are stupid to call the police, how can there be such a cheap thing, you wait, when you regret it."

With that, green Mao made another call.

As time went by, three motorcycles sped by, each carrying two people, and three cars were just nine people.

"Big brother Fei, here you are. This little bald donkey is the one we did the day before yesterday. The little businessman asked to look for something. Just wait here for me and Hongmao. As soon as I came up, I broke my foot bone and red hair's hand bone. Big brother Fei, you have to avenge me. "

With a cigarette in his mouth, big brother Fei wrote that he looked at Xu Gang with his eyes. Seeing that he was a monk, he was slightly surprised and said, "little bald ass, don't you monks pay attention to jumping out of the three realms, not in the five elements? How come you are such a meddler? "

"Amitabha, that's not true, benefactor. Entering the world is practice, leaving the world is practice, staying at home is practice, becoming a monk is practice, doing good is practice, doing evil is practice, but cause and effect are different. The past cause, the present cause, the future cause. Several benefactors are also practitioners, but they practice Shura's evil way. In the future, they will go to hell after death, and they will never live beyond life. "

"Damn, little bald ass, you really have a cheap mouth. You dare to curse us. It seems that you don't want to live."

"Big brother, are we right? This little bald ass is just too bad Red hair adds oil and vinegar.

"Brother Dafei, don't take it lightly. This little bald donkey is very powerful. It's said that he is a monk in Mount Emei, and he can do it twice. Neither of us is his opponent." Green hat reminds a way.

"You two are rubbish." Big brother Fei turned his lips and looked down on him.