Super Plane Traveling

"Next is... Pixel War? Pass! A mentally retarded game of aliens and mentally retarded Yankees, buddies are not interested in rubbing your ass."

The entertainment of Pixel Wars is okay, but the plot is too mentally retarded. In addition, in recent years, Adam Sandler, the only king who can match Nicholas Cage on the street, Zhao Ze really doesn’t want his eyes to suffer another crime. With one hundred achievement points, "Pixel Wars" was also deleted from the system.

The next film also failed to escape, and was also cleaned up with the Pixel War.

"Ink Heart? The setting of upgrading from the second dimension to the third dimension is a bit interesting, but it is too expensive, Pass!"

After deleting two movies in a row, Zhao Ze finally stopped when he reached the third movie.

"Hansel and Gretel? Well... better than nothing!"

Zhao Ze curled his lips and finally encountered a fairly interesting movie.

On the light curtain that Zhao Ze called out, the information of this movie was clearly displayed without any errors.

"Hansel and Gretel"

Difficulty:

Slot point: eating witch candy to get diabetes, you must take insulin regularly...Is there any story more ridiculous than this?

Achievement points: 200 points.

Stay time: 10 days.

Chapter 1006

Hansel and Gretel are also called witch hunters. As the name suggests, the two heroes and heroines known as Hansel and Gretel are also hunters who specialize in hunting witches.

Compared with some fantasy worlds that Zhao Ze has experienced before, the witches of Hansel and Gretel can only use one word to describe: Ugly!

To be more objective, it's ugly, especially the few witches who play villains, almost inhumane.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything. For example, in the film, there is a kind-hearted white witch Mina, who is not only beautiful and beautiful, but also takes the initiative to send blood to the hero, which can be called the Virgin of the witches; and the mother of the hero and heroine. She is also a white witch who is biased towards justice, in sharp contrast with the ugly black witch who has no human rights.

As soon as Zhao Ze came out, he found himself in a European medieval town, which was simply messy and messy.

"Yo, good luck, just in time..."

Looking down from a high altitude, Zhao Ze scanned the whole town at a glance, and at the same time found the plot in progress.

In the original plot, because of the unbearable harassment of the witch in the small town, and the constant abduction of children by the witch, the angry people pin their hopes on the sheriff. As a result, the sheriff does not catch the real evil black witch. But he caught the kind-hearted white witch Mina, and planned to drown her alive in the public.

Originally Mina was rescued by Hansel and Gretel brothers and sisters, but now it was Zhao Ze who played first, so naturally there was nothing for them.

"We've been living in fear-well!"

The sheriff who was trying to confuse people was talking, but was suddenly stepped on the ground by Zhao Ze who had fallen from the sky. He only heard a click, the sheriff's neck was cut off.

This brutality caused an uproar among the residents of the town, including several of the police chief’s men, but they hadn’t waited for them to pull out their guns from their waists—I really don’t know where the guns came from in this seemingly medieval era. , And most of the fucking revolvers-Zhao Ze shook his fingers and dragged them to the sky one by one, and fell from the sky one by one, falling into meat sauce.

Zhao Ze ignored the horrified gazes of the town residents, and walked to the white witch Mina, holding her waist with one hand, and the back of the other hand gently sliding across her cheek, looking full Lascivious means, "Are you okay? Why be polite with these scumbags? Next time someone else dares to do this, I think you'd better be tough, so that they don't know what is good or bad."

"You..." Mina the witch was dumbfounded, and her face was hot, when Zhao Ze slowly moved the hand holding her down and kneaded her butt twice. Mina trembled even more nervously.

Under the eyes of everyone, Mina was hugged by Zhao Ze and flew to the sky. She disappeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye, while the Hansel and Gretel brothers and sisters who came after them were dumbfounded. It felt like "I'm just fucking a dog".

...

Deep in the jungle outside the town, there was a high-pitched scream, and the screams quickly subsided, as if nothing had happened.

But Mina, who was still lying on the ground and panting at this time, didn't think so. She only felt that she had died just now, came back alive, and died again, her mind was hollowed out, and her whole person was light and fluttering. The above cloud.

Zhao Ze has long been accustomed to the reaction of these women after being sown by him. While playing with Mina's soft white rabbit, he recalled the difference between witches and normal women.

The answer is...no difference!

If the black witch is like a mutated species living in an area where nuclear radiation is leaked, then in addition to being able to chant a spell and master some unique abilities, the white witch is also like humans in other places, and even in some aspects. It, such as sensitivity...

Of course, this may be just the peculiarity of Mina herself, but she is really not an ordinary sensitive, at least in Zhao Ze's view, all that can be squirted at the top of bliss can undoubtedly be called the best physique. And Mina just so happened.

Originally, she didn't intend to take her away from this world, but she just wanted to play around. Now because of her physique, Zhao Ze suddenly changed his mind.

It doesn't matter even if the face value is slightly lower, the big deal is to make her also take a drop of elven medicine, anyway, Mina's figure is above the standard.

As for the other female character Gretel in the original plot, Zhao Ze didn’t really appreciate this kind of overly sturdy female man. In addition, Gemma Arterton, who played her, was also in Persia. The prince played Princess Tamina in the world, and the latter is now a member of Zhao Ze Crystal Palace.

In this case, there is no need to play Gretel's idea.

Zhao Ze hugged the white witch Mina, and the two of them slept like this, of course, before going to bed, he had arranged precautions.

He slept drowsy for a whole day, until the next morning, Mina was alive and hungry awakened-although she is a witch, it does not mean that she does not need to eat and rest.

Under Zhao Ze's half-forced and half-coaxing method, Mina could only leaned in his arms with a helpless look, and shared a good meal with him without a trace. During this period, the various fragrant experiences need not be mentioned.

After the meal, Zhao Ze also revealed his origins and ideas — of course, selectively, rather than truthfully — and asked Mina's opinion.

What else can Mina have?

Encountering such a barbaric and domineering—should be pressed down to the ground and rowed and applauded shortly after they met, without losing the romantic tenderness—all kinds of flirting tricks are almost incomprehensible to this witch living in a medieval era. The man who left her speechless, Mina seemed to have no choice but to fall into it.

After finishing Mina's work, Zhao Ze began to turn his eyes to the opposite of the white witch-the black witch.

Sayings like "this is a world that looks at faces" and "judges people by their appearance" are not said in ancient and modern times, even at home and abroad, and can only say that everything is ugly.

If the white witch and the black witch in this world exchange their bodies with each other, the white witch becomes ugly, but the black witch is as beautiful as a flower. At that time, the local indigenous people will change their attitude. It is difficult to say for the time being, anyway, Zhao Ze thinks he will change From the standpoint, he will definitely come and catch all the beautiful black witches, and take away all the beautiful black witches. As for the white witches, he can only let them fend for themselves.

Zhao Ze, who considers himself a layman, is so realistic.

In the next few days, Zhao Ze did not bring Mina back to the town, but searched for the black witches one by one, and burned them to ashes as soon as they found them. The first to bear the brunt was Famike. The strongest black witch played by Jensen-commonly known as the Great Witch.

Chapter 1007 Super Hero Three Combo

It can only be said that Hollywood is a very realistic place. When he was young, Famke Jensen could play the Phoenix female piano Grey in the X-Men, and when he was old, he could only play the role of a witch who scared children.

For the sake of having a fate with him, Zhao Ze didn't embarrass the black witch played by Famick Jensen, but simply burned her to ashes.

In just a few days, under the guidance of the Golden Compass, Zhao Ze killed hundreds of black witches in a row. Compared with the original plot, Hansel and Gretel’s record of killing more than 600 black witches is much worse. , But it is absolutely cruel and spicy, so that for a long time after that, Hansel and Gretel brothers and sisters fell into a state of poverty-the two lived by hunting witches, and there were no witches. When they appear, they naturally have no income.

Until Zhao Ze took Mina out of this world, from beginning to end, the two sides never met, Hansel naturally would not have thought that there was a kind-hearted white witch who would take the initiative to give him blood, and this opportunity He was cut off by others.

...

It’s been more than half a month since I returned to the Star Wars world. Mina has adapted well. In other words, in a diversified and diversified world, she can completely forget the heavy burdens and ideological burdens she has carried in the past. The identity of a woman of her age lives happily.

On the other hand, Mina is not the representative of hardliners, Diana. Compared with the female princess of Amazon, Mina not only easily accepted her identity as a member of the Crystal Palace, but also offered to integrate into it. Just get to know more "sisters" or "girlfriends".

Since Mina had such thoughts and plans, Zhao Ze was naturally happy to see it. He arranged Mina on the planet where the Crystal Palace members gathered the most, so he didn't need to worry about the rest.