Street Interview: 160,000? can’t do anything

Chapter 067

The performance of mainstream cross talk , to a certain extent , is even out of the base of the masses .

The tastes and preferences of the audience are completely ignored .

to cater to leaders and a means to please the above .

Such a cross talk performance , for a small number of people , does sound very good .

for the vast majority of the audience, it said nothing !

Uncle Benshan’s sketches , every time he tells about the things that are most closely related to the common people .

It is even said that the parents are short .

On the Internet , many criticized his works , saying that his sketches were too vulgar and did not deserve to be in the hall of elegance .

But on the stage of every Spring Festival Gala , the most anticipated works are always his works .

He has always been the most popular actor of the audience !

In an interview , Uncle Benshan said such a paragraph .

” The stage of the Spring Festival Gala can’t educate people . People are being educated every day for 365 days . After finally having a family-friendly party , there is no need to educate people . To make everyone happy and make everyone happy is all comedians . The best thing to do !”

Now .

Many comedians have deviated from the original intention of doing comedy .

Outright comedy is rarely seen .

Instead , it’s a happy ending !

This kind of work caters to the leaders , but it also hurts the audience !

Fortunately .

did not appear in Deyun Club .

of Deyun Club are consistent with the concept of Uncle Benshan .

Just to make everyone happy , to make everyone laugh .

As for what the audience can comprehend from cross talk , that is the audience’s own quality and their own credit , and it has nothing to do with cross talk .

talk is only responsible for making everyone happy and making everyone happy !

Qin Xiaoxian’s work today is to write his life into the cross talk .

And with relatively exaggerated means to deduce it .

While ensuring everyone’s happiness , it will not be separated from everyone’s life .

After hearing Qin Xiaoxian’s analysis , Sun Jiuxiang had new questions .

” Old Qin , I want to ask , if you can coax people , but you just don’t want to coax people , what is such a person ?”

Qin Xiaoxian was stunned .

” Can coax , but not coax ?”

” How can there be such a person ?”

Qin Xiaoxian pondered for a while, and felt that it was impossible for such a person to exist !

Sun Jiuxiang responded with certainty .

” Yes !”

” I am !”

hahaha …

Sun Jiuxiang was honest enough to speak directly .

Hearing such an answer , Qin Xiaoxian was very emotional .

” You can coax , but you don’t want to coax !”

Sun Jiuxiang nodded .

” That’s right !”

Qin Xiaoxian’s expression changed .

” Then you are the most hateful person , you are a straight scum !”

hahaha …

” Lao Qin’s rant is deadly enough . Straight men and scumbags make people feel helpless . This straight scum, straight scum , has no way to survive !”

” It’s true , but this kind of person is really annoying . If they can coax but not coax , I don’t know if girls are just coaxing ~”

“I can’t believe that Lao Qin looks so naive and knows how to deal with feelings . No wonder he can hold a beautiful woman back . Who can refuse such a man who knows everything ~”

” Sister Yuanyuan , why do I think you have been tricked by Lao Qin? He knows too much about love !”

Gao Yuanyuan smiled when she heard the words .

Been tricked ?

It is indeed a trick !

But who is the routine and who , then I don’t know !

The little assistant looked at Gao Yuanyuan’s smile , her expression full of doubts .

But after hesitating for a long time , she still didn’t ask any more questions .

Anyway, anyway .

Qin Xiaoxian and Gao Yuanyuan are still very happy now .

Just for Qin Xiaoxian to dare to publicly confess to Gao Yuanyuan , it is enough to show that the other party is a boyfriend worthy of trust !

After that , everyone’s eyes refocused on the cross talk performance .

What Qin Xiaoxian said undoubtedly caught everyone’s attention .

Everyone is looking forward to his next performance .

If you listen to a cross talk, you can also learn some ways to distinguish which type a man is , or how to please a woman .

That’s definitely a win .

Qin Xiaoxian looked at Sun Jiuxiang very incomprehensibly .

” No , since you know how to coax , why don’t you coax it . Isn’t this what a straight man and a scumbag are ?”

Sun Jiuxiang seemed very aggrieved at this time .

seemed that this was the answer to the questions he had encountered in his life .

” It’s not that I don’t want to coax her , the main reason is that after every time I’m done coaxing , she gets even more angry !”

” I think in this case , it’s better not to coax !”

After listening to Sun Liuxiang’s answer , Qin Xiaoxian waved his hand .

” Why are you coaxing you , in the end, you still won’t !”

” Those who really know how to coax will never get angry again after coaxing them !”

” You’re like a straight man at best ! ”

Straight guy ?

Sun Jiuxiang looked at Qin Xiaoxian in disbelief .

” How can someone like me be a straight guy? I ‘m a warm guy, okay ?”

Seeing Sun Liuxiang’s dissatisfaction , Qin Xiaoxian did not directly dismantle it .

After all, even if it makes sense , it doesn’t make sense at all !

” In this way , let’s recreate this scene . I’m a girl , you’re a boy , I ask questions , you answer , and let the big guys see if you are a straight man !”

For this proposal , Sun Jiuxiang still agrees .

At the moment , this is definitely the fairest way so far .

” Okay , let’s start now !”

Saying that, Qin Xiaoxian deliberately acted like a girl , and even his voice became like a girl .

” Husband , where is my curling iron ?”

Hearing this question , Sun Jiuxiang gave the answer without hesitation .

” It’s great because it suits your temperament !”

hahaha …

” Straight man !”

After Sun Jiuxiang gave this answer , the audience immediately made a judgment .

If this answer is not a straight man, then in this world , I am afraid there will be no straight man .

” See , this is the power of the masses , or the eyes of the masses are sharp !”

Qin Xiaoxian also said very emotionally at this time .

” If you think you don’t want to use your brain , you can give it to those in need. What’s the answer ?”

, Sun Jiuxiang still didn’t feel that there was any problem with his answer .

” I think my answer is pretty good !”

” This answer not only perfectly fits the other party’s mind , but also indirectly praises the other party’s temperament . Can someone like me be considered a straight man ?”

Looking at Sun Jiuxiang who feels good about himself .

The audience under the stage couldn’t help but smile .

Today , they have thoroughly seen what a true straight man is !

” Can you tell the point of the girl’s question ?”

” Can you understand what the girl is asking ?”

” Can you understand the girl’s mind ?”

Qin Xiaoxian , who hated that iron could not become steel, couldn’t help but launch a three-hit combo at this time .

” I was not ready just now . If you have the ability, you can ask two more questions . This time, I will definitely be able to answer the standard answer of the warm man !”

Although he didn’t know where he was wrong , judging from the audience’s reaction , his answer was definitely wrong .

However, Sun Jiuxiang still does not believe that he is a straight man .

He still hopes to restore his image in everyone’s hearts by answering questions .

Qin Xiaoxian did not refuse .

It is indeed a very difficult thing for a straight man to recognize his true nature .

At this time , any argument is pale .

The best way is to respond with reality !

After all, facts speak louder than words !

Later , Qin Xiaoxian learned the way of a girl again .

Looking at Sun Jiuxiang with affection .

” Husband , I feel very uncomfortable today !”

Uncomfortable ?

Sun Jiuxiang was stunned for a while, and then responded very confidently .

” Drink more water !”

hahaha …

This answer made Qin Xiaoxian a little aggrieved .

” No , I’m very uncomfortable today , I’m feeling all over now !”

Sun Jiuxiang’s expression was very serious , and he was actively searching for the correct answer in his mind !

” Well , drink more hot water !”

Qin Xiaoxian will become more and more excited .

” No , when the aunt is here , can’t you care about them ?”

Sun Jiuxiang seemed very aggrieved .

” I’ve always been concerned , didn’t I tell you to drink more water !”

hahaha …

Qin Xiaoxian couldn’t take it anymore , and cried directly to Sun Jiuxiang .

” You know , I haven’t eaten for a day today !”

Sun Liuxiang’s expression at this time finally changed .

I saw him looking at Qin Xiaoxian with a shocked expression .

” I’m going , are you so resistant to fabrication ?”

hahaha …

” Laughing to death , this is really what my straight boyfriend does every day , this answer is too vivid !”

” Oh , the straight man of steel is really a magical species . Now let my husband take a good look and see what his daily life is like !”

” I like this show so much , Lao Qin really spoke to my heart , no matter what Lao Qin does in the future , just for today’s show , I will keep following him !”

” How on earth did someone like Jiuxiang find a girlfriend? This is definitely an unsolved mystery for mankind ~ ”

” When I find such a boyfriend , I really get mad every day . I thought that there is no real moving life in this world, but I never imagined that life is full of such stories !”

” This cross talk , I suggest rolling it on major platforms every day , so that those straight steel men can take a good look at what they are like , and let them learn from Lao Qin and how to get along with girls !”

between Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang is definitely close to reality .

Or a true portrayal of life .

In this world after all .

Straight guys are really everywhere !

And even more terrifying .

They don’t even know they’re straight .

I don’t think there is anything wrong with what I say or do .

On the contrary, he felt that the woman was making trouble unreasonably .

by Qin Xiaoxian and Sun Jiuxiang can be regarded as a complete restoration of the real way men and women get along .

I believe that after this show is broadcast , countless men will understand what they look like every day .

They will definitely reform themselves and change themselves from a straight man to a warm man !

Gao Yuanyuan smiled extremely happily at this time .

be honest , sometimes he also worries that Lao Qin is a straight man of steel .

After all .

Lao Qin is really not very smart sometimes .

But judging from today’s cross talk .

Such concerns can be completely dispelled .

Lao Qin is still very powerful .

” Everyone, take a look , what Sun Jiuxiang said is human , is there someone you are so anti-creative !”

” What do people need at this time , care , love , and appreciation like you ?”

Qin Xiaoxian’s temper also followed suit .

Not to mention the girl who got along with Jiuxiang , even if it was him now .

I have the urge to hit someone !

” When other girls come to auntie, there will be someone to comfort them . When your girlfriend comes to auntie , are you there to cheer her up ?”

” You are really dedicated !”

hahaha …

Qin Xiaoxian’s complaints are also true enough .

” No , if I don’t answer like this , how should I answer ?”

Sun Jiuxiang still didn’t think there was anything wrong with his answer .

Asked arrogantly .

” In this way , taking this opportunity today , in front of all the audience , I will teach you a good lesson , so that you can understand what a real warm man is !”

” Before the official start of the class , let’s come to a few sets of practice questions . These questions are the most basic and absolutely cannot be answered incorrectly . Can you come ?”

Sun Jiuxiang nodded confidently .

” Don’t worry 633!”

Qin Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly .

” Everyone is like this , do you think I can rest assured ?”

hahaha …

” The first question, Ang , if your girlfriend sends you a picture of a dress and asks if the dress looks good , what should you answer ?”

After Sun Jiuxiang heard this question , his face became even more confident .

He may have really answered the previous question wrong , but for this question , he believes that he will not be wrong .

Then he said without hesitation .

” It’s beautiful !”

Qin Xiaoxian sighed helplessly .

” It’s over !”