Strange Life of a Cat

When Zheng Tan stuck his head into the red wine glass, he found that the mouth of the glass was still a little small, and he could only close his ears, otherwise his ears would be uncomfortable.

Drinking has to close your ears, unhappy!

It's better to be a human.

Zheng Tan drank his head into the cup and drank the wine, thinking, the tip of his tail ticked.

Long Qi looked curious. Can the cat drink? He met for the first time.

Long Qi had heard a buddy talk about letting his cat drink, but his cat would rather die than give up. Later, he applied some wine to the cat, and the cat would lick his hair. After licking it, you stretch your tongue and shake your head for a long time, and then you lick your hair after a while. Finally, his cat fell asleep. When the guy brought the cat to the veterinary store, the veterinarian gave him a severe appetite, because many cats are allergic to alcohol. Drinking too much can cause poisoning or even fatality.

but……

Long Qi looked at Wei Ling again, Wei Ling was exploring the details of Fang Sanye's show, and he was able to listen to it while he was listening, and he was not afraid to be hunted down by Fang's people. Glancing here occasionally, seeing the cat drinking Wei Ling also meant to stop.

Wei Leng is not worried, but Long Qi is worried. If something happens, he must bear the responsibility. He doesn't think that the cat in front is just an ordinary cat, otherwise Wei Leng won't bring him over, even if Wei Leng didn't restrain the cat, but I was always watching, for fear of something wrong with this cat.

It's a headache.

Does this cat drink diarrhea?

Will you vomit if you drink it?

Would you like someone to get a veterinarian first?

Long Qi's thoughts turned around and he heard the cat's paw knocking on the glass again. Looking up, he saw the black cat glaring at himself again on the solid wood coffee table. And the wine in that wine glass has been consumed.

However, Long Qi was not so refreshing about pouring wine this time, still hesitating.

Zheng Tan just tasted a bit of wine, missed the past, and sighed in his heart that the wine was not bad, but now this person is not ready to pour it? How does this work? !!

Raise your paw and knock on the wine glass. This time, the knock is stronger and hastily. The meaning of urging is obvious.

Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, but he did not expect this cat to be so different. Alcoholic? It should not be too much. Whim?

After Zheng Tan knocked on the glass, he pushed the glass towards Long Qi a little, and if he pushed it again, the coffee table would fall.

Long Qi sighed in his heart. Moved the wine glass in. Then uncorked and poured a little into the glass. A little more than just now.

Leaving the bottle down, Long Qi looked at the cat in front of him, just this small body. This is already the limit.

Zheng Tan didn't guess what Long Qi was thinking about. After seeing that there was wine in the glass, he stretched his head in to drink. After drinking, continue to stare at Long Qi until Long Qi pours him down again.

After drinking for the third time, Zheng Tan felt a bit supportive, urinating, and jumped off the coffee table and ran to the bathroom.

There is a separate toilet in the private room. Zheng Tan came to the door of the toilet, jumped up and dialed the door handle, opened the door and went in, but did not forget to close the door.

Long Qi, who had been watching Zheng Tan's movements, narrowed his eyes, and Wei Ling also looked at it at this time. Long Qi said, "Lang brother, this cat ..."

"Leave it alone, it knows what to do." Wei Ling calmly said.

Long Qi was speechless. How did this cat train? Really evil.

After Zheng Tan came out, Long Qi also went to the bathroom to take a look at it, and found that even the toilet passed and there was no trace of cat urine. The faucet was turned on, and the toilet paper was also used. There were still a few black cat hairs stuck on the paper ball thrown into the basket. When thinking of the cat going out, there were two wet front paws. How could a cat wash its own hands and then wipe it with toilet paper?

Long Qi didn't know that Zheng Tan originally planned to use a hand dryer, but it was not convenient, and she just wiped the toilet paper and simply wiped it. The private room is carpeted, and the wet marks on the soles of the feet are not obvious.

Long Qi frowned when he came out of the bathroom.

A Jin also drank too much here, and everything Wei Ling wanted to know was caught.

Looking at A Jin sitting there in a daze, Wei Ling pulled the window wall together, and the room calmed down immediately. Turn on the device, take out the microphone and hand it to Akin, Wei Ling said: "try?"

Akin is not very awake now, but singing has formed a kind of nature. When he sees the microphone, he unconsciously takes over. When he hears the accompaniment, he starts to sing. When Wei Ling points, he sings. If it doesn't, just say it and let it skip.

In fact, Wei Ling also wanted to help A Jin. How did he get some deeds from this man's mouth, and in the face of Hetan, he was busy with the head office. Well, young people, giving him a little hope can make them come out of despair. Now let Akin sing just to see this man's singing skills.

Although I don't know much about this, I often come here and listen to a lot of songs, and Wei Ling can also distinguish some good and bad. Akin ’s singing skills are acceptable, but it ’s not enough. After training, they will mix in the North District at most. As for what kind of mix can be achieved, it depends on himself, or the ability of their little band .

In the night tower, which district can I sing in is entirely based on my ability.

At the bar, the resident singer must learn to drive the atmosphere, and be smart enough to sing any song on any occasion, but also have a certain ability to adapt and respond to changes. At the end, although Akin hasn't done well enough, I believe I can handle it. Besides, it is impossible to let them sing directly now. Even the northern staff of the night tower is arranged. Wei Ling will not interfere with it. When the time comes, say hello to others and let Ye Hao's people help Just arrange it.

While A Jin could sing vigorously, and Wei Ling was thinking, Zheng Tan fished over another microphone in Wei Ling's hand and started to stun it.

Zheng Tan felt that he didn't drink too much, but according to the current small body, these wines were enough to make him drunk. Just now, Jiu Jin came up now, Zheng Tan walked in an "s" shape.

After hearing Tan Jin singing, Zheng Tan suddenly thought of singing.

After being drunk, Zheng Tan wobbled, as if he saw the shaking carriage with many cat cages. After turning the screen, he seemed to see the man hiding in the dusty attic again to avoid catching cats. Himself, the one who jumped into the fish farm to take a cold shower in order not to look like a stray cat. Go grab a pet card with a Persian cat. The black cat who will be chased after waiting for the car ...

The screen turns again, Zheng Tan seems to be lying on a bus again, listening to the driver frantically honking the horns, the sharp friction of the tires and the ground. And the driver's screaming with a local accent. Vehicles driving on the road with lights on are flowing like blood. Everything seems to be fierce.

And Zheng Tan himself. Talk to the world every day.

Suddenly I want to sing, let out, sing freely.

then. Zheng Tan saw another microphone from Wei Ling and took it in his arms.

At ten in the evening, Chuhua University's east family area.

Jiao family.

Neither Jiao Dao nor Mom Jiao slept. After all, this was the first time the cat had been brought back out of the house, and it was the first time he was taken out of the far door. Even though we knew Wei Ling was watching it, I was still not relieved. .

Just thinking, the bedroom phone rang.

Dao Jiao, who was near the phone, quickly reached out to pick up.

However, at the moment of the connection, an iconic "howling" sentence howl came from the handset, silenced the Jiao couple who was preparing to ask a series of questions for a while.

When the earpiece became quiet, Dao Jiao asked, "What's going on there?"

"Black charcoal is drunk, and now he's choking. I'm in the bathroom. It's quieter here," Wei Ling said over there.

"You drink it for you ?!" Jiao mother gasped.

Mom Jiao also prepared to come and grab the phone and say a few words. She was comforted by Dao Jiao and asked about the specific situation there.

Wei Ling briefly said, then walked out of the bathroom, came to the sofa, asked Long Qi to turn off the audio equipment, and then put the phone next to Zheng Tan who was drying up.

Listening to the howl with the background sound removed, this made Dao Jiao sure that it was indeed his own cat, and he was very energetic and full of energy. However, compared to the previous time, the cats roared more thrillingly and unscrupulously this time, showing an overwhelming tendency.

"Black charcoal?" Jiao Ma grabbed the phone and called a few times.

Zheng Tan was stunned, feeling a little strange, no accompaniment, a lot of quiet, and then heard the sound coming from the phone, the snoring became smaller.

"Isn't charcoal coming back?" It was little grapefruit.

"Mom, what did charcoal do?" This is Jiao Yuan.

The two children were not asleep. When they heard the phone ringing at home, they kicked off the quilt and got up. They walked to the parents' room door and listened to their ears. They were sure that it was about their own cat. Their voices also reached Zheng Tan's ear over the phone. Not big, but Zheng Tan can still hear.

"Good, go to bed, black charcoal is singing to people." Dad Jiao said to them.

Here, Zheng Tan tilted her head and pondered for a moment with her chaotic mind.

Yes, I'm no longer wandering now, I can go home when I'm tired, the small yard, the old building, the small crowded penthouse ...

Thinking of it that way, my mood suddenly improved.

Wei Ling and Long Qi watched the cat on the couch stop howling, and then suddenly yelled again, becoming heated, the hysterical voice that spanned two octaves but was not adjusted at all, let Wei Ling and Long Qi wanted to hit the wall. They are now very envious of A Jin, who was drunk and slept in the past, so they don't have to endure this torment.

The cat didn't turn on the music, and the microphone didn't work.

For this reason, Wei Ling and Long Qi made a decision at the same time, and they must never drink this cat in the future! Do not live by yourself!

Wei Leng wanted to go out clean for a while, but was afraid that Zheng Tan would do something unexpected. Since he promised the Jiao people, he had to watch.

And Long Qi, several times went up to take out the microphone that Zheng Tan held in his arms, thinking that the cat would not sting without the microphone, but the hands were scratched before touching the microphone. It was the sleeves that were damaged. The cat had scratched a few holes in the sleeve just after buying a suit that was less than two days old. He wanted to slip out and was pulled by Wei Ling, saying that both shared the same bitterness. Suffer your sister together!

When Ye Hao returned after finishing his work, the door screamed and stopped as soon as he opened the door. The sound insulation in the room is so good that after opening the door, a huge auditory contrast is created instantly. (To be continued ...)

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