Strange Life of a Cat

Comrade Xun Xiaoqu lives downstairs in a relatively special household. The special feature lies in the pets raised by the head of the household, a blue-and-violet macaw, a rare species.

鸟 This bird is named "General" and belongs to Gao Fushuai among parrots. The worth of this guy is worthy of a 100 square meter beautifully decorated house in the center of Chuhua, and its value is still rising.

IQ is quite high, proficient in multiple languages, eye-catching appearance, coupled with the principle of scarcity of valuables, this low-priced bird is not surprising.

Different from the balcony of most households in the family building here, the balcony on the fourth floor is enclosed by a thick barbed wire, mainly because the bird inside is afraid to fly out, not because it is flying away, but Afraid that it bullies people and animals. This guy looks very dutiful, but he has a bad stomach.

"General" has a nickname, "cat sees melancholy", this girl especially likes bullying cats, especially bites cat ears. I heard that several cats have been bitten before in school. These were heard by Zheng Tan when he first came to this place. Dad Jiao told Zheng Tan that his original purpose was to make Zheng Tan more vigilant and prevent fire, theft and parrots. Look at this guy's body size, and think about the macaw's bite force to know how powerful it is when it is irritable.

However, after being familiar with it, Zheng Tan knew that this bird actually bullied cats as well. The cats in the east family area are fine. As long as they don't mess with it, they will not actively attack, but if you see the cats in the west family area, you're sorry.

Perhaps because of the influence of its owner, this bird especially likes to sing nostalgic old songs. Some songs Zheng Tan have only heard in nostalgic special documentaries. Some songs are completely unimpressed, but listening to the tunes knows some ages, just like The song Zheng Tan heard has to go back to the 1980s, which is still good.

What struck Zheng Tan most strangely was the ability that this bird possessed. If the average parrot IQ is close to four or five years old, then this one downstairs is probably comparable to an adult, and it is still a genius.

Why do you say that?

The bird downstairs was still singing in a low voice. Zheng Tan couldn't help but looked up at the starry sky and sighed. Then he swept around the balcony, found a metal mosquito coil, and moved it to the railing. Then Reach out your paw and tap lightly.

"Ding Ding, Dang Ding, Ding Ding Ding ..." [Nima, it's noisy! ]

The singing downstairs came to an abrupt end. The next moment Zheng Tan heard the sound of flapping wings and the "slap" of his toes against the barbed wire. Obviously, the bird did not expect to hear such a sound at this time, so it was very Excited, ran to the edge of the barbed wire.

It's awkward, the sound of pecking came downstairs, and it sounded like the bird was pecking at some food box.

"Da 嘀, 嘀嘀, Di Da Da Da, Da Da ..." [You are there! ]

No one would think of it in the middle of the night. A cat on the fifth floor and a parrot on the fourth floor of Chuhua University's East Family Compound B communicate in Morse code.

In fact, Zheng Tan's Morse code is not proficient. He hasn't learned it for a long time. What really can be used proficiently is the seemingly inconspicuous and inactive tabby cat fat.

Every time Big Fat goes to the military area to visit relatives, or when the other side of the military area comes to see the old lady, he will be investigated for some cryptographic applications, such as Morse code communication, simple fence password card games, etc. If the survey results of Fatty are not satisfactory, huh, let's squat the instant noodles.

This parrot is a loyal fan of cryptography. When Fatty is at home, he will hold a card to find Fatty to play the fence password game. If he cannot find Fatty, he will ask Zheng Tan or his owner to play Morse code. Communication games, except that its owners are usually busy and do n’t have much time to quarrel with them, so Zheng Tan was more affected by the disaster. Last week, "General" was taken to a nature reserve in another province to play, Zheng Tan was relaxed for a few days.

I now find that this guy is actually back, Zheng Tan's mood is suddenly depressed.

听说 [I heard that A Huang was stabbed? I saw it today with an Elizabethan ring] "General" is still in the excitement of finding a chat partner in the middle of the night, and he has no sympathy for A Huang.

[I haven't seen it for several days] Zheng Tan continued to hit the mosquito coil.

唉 [唉, this is the fate of your pet cats, it ’s really pitiful. In the future, the four swordsmen in the Eastern District are expected to become the four eunuchs in the Eastern District.]

[Not every pet cat will do that surgery]

[Don't fool yourself with cats]

[Get off, don't bother you]

别 [Do n’t go, let ’s talk, are n’t your cats nocturnal animals]

[It's your shit, I'm going to bed, right, can't you sing some more stylish songs?]

After a half-minute, the downturned vocal rang again.

"You are like that ~ a fire! The blazing flame ~ warms me ~~"

Zheng Tan: "..." I want to pinch it!

Ignoring the overly energetic bird, Zheng Tan returned to the chair in the living room again, bending her front paws to cover her ears, and closing her eyes to sleep.

一 大 Early in the morning the next morning, Xiao Qu was woken up by Zheng Tan's screaming cat, and she got up hard, wearing SpongeBob pajamas, and opened the door for Zheng Tan to go out.

In fact, Zheng Tan can open the door by himself, but after all, this is not his own house, and he needs to converge. Besides, Zheng Tan also wants to give Xiao Qu some trouble and not let him sleep well.

When Xiao Xiao yawned and opened his door with his eyes braced, he found that Jiao's door was open. After hearing the movement here, everyone in Jiao's breakfast was at the door.

I rubbed my eyes, Xiao Qu smiled, "Good morning!"

叹 Zheng Tan went straight to the dining table, and Jiao Ma had already entered the kitchen for Zheng Tansheng's breakfast.

Outside the door, Xiao Qu took the fire tongs and clamped out the mouse last night. Dad Jiao looked at it and commented, "The shot strength is a little bit bigger, but generally it is OK."

Zheng Zheng snarled his ears. When he did not hear, he continued to eat breakfast.

She also gave Xiao Qu a bowl of vegetable porridge and asked him to come and eat it together. Anyway, it is impossible to buy breakfast or make breakfast yourself at this time. Xiao Qu, drinking porridge at the dining table, talked about the situation of catching mice last night. The Jiao family was excited, especially Jiao Ma, who said this when everyone went out.

At noon, A Huang was brought over by her owner, and the Elizabethan ring was worn out.

I haven't seen it for a few days, and I feel that A Huangqing has lost a lot of energy. He has no spirit, and since Zheng Tan knew it, he hasn't seen it show this look.

Jiao mom next to her was chatting with A Huang's owner.

"Sister Ling, did Huang not recover after the operation?" Jiao Ma was a little worried.

应该 "It shouldn't be. I see cats in other people do the same operation, and the next day they will be alive. However, after doing this operation, it really changed a lot and no longer peeing like before."

Zheng Zheng walked into Jiao Yuan's room and pulled out a large glass marble.

Hearing the sound of glass marbles rolling, A Huang's ears moved, looking over here.

I had a good response. Zheng Tan thought it would be stupid because it was too hard to deal with. Bend the feet and slide the glass marbles to where A-huang lies.

黄 A Huang lying there stretched his claws to catch the glass beads.

five minutes later.

叹 Zheng Tan looked at A Huang who was vibrating in the living room. She was so impressed that where Nima was hit, this was the stuffy thing in the house!

Finally, at the suggestion of Jiao Ma, A Huang was allowed to go out to bend.

After going out, A Huang changed back to the previous state of shaking. As soon as she walked out of the building, she was excited and ran.

"Meow 嗷-Meow 嗷-Meow 嗷-"

On the fifth floor, the two women standing on the balcony were very puzzled, didn't they say that the cat who had undergone the surgery wouldn't call it like this again?

Based on his understanding of A Huang, Zheng Tan knew that this guy was just venting the depression that he was forced to wear at home with Elizabeth Circle for a few days. At the same time, he also called on other friends ~ www.readwn.com ~ only That's it.

When Xun walked around the corner, she met Mrs. Zhai, who was on the third floor of the same building as Zheng Tan, and Zheng Tan and several other cats knew her.

"A Huang?" Cried the old lady Zhai.

Hearing his own name, A Huang's voice was twirling his tail, and the sound of Ah Huang stopped suddenly, then he narrowed his eyes and looked at it, Jiaodi echoed "Meow ~"

Zheng Zhengtan: "..."

It feels like seeing the aunt who scolded the street and suddenly turned into a huge gap like Xiaojiabiyu.

I continued to trot along the familiar woods and came to the woods next to the family area. The fat and the sheriff summoned by A Huang's call were already there.

The big fat was the look of the half-wobbled eyelids who did not wake up. As for the sheriff, he didn't know what to chew in his mouth, it was probably some kind of insect.

The four cats walked a little into the woods, and Zheng sighed, and there seemed to be someone else in the woods.

I looked up and saw the blue touch on the tree in front.

He is "General". The yellow crescent shape of that guy's mouth always made Zheng Tan feel like he was laughing.

A Huang looked up after seeing "General", opened her mouth, "Meow—"

The "general" on the cypress tree heard the sound, looked at the four cats under the tree with its yellow circle eyes, and then raised the claw without the positioning foot ring and put it to his mouth: "Shh-"

Zheng Zhengtan: "..."

What are you peeking at?

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