Strange Life of a Cat

哎 "Hey, have you heard that, who in the old lane was overcast!"

听说 "I heard that it was quite miserable. When he was discovered, he seemed crazy."

"Don't you say that the drink has been rectified? Haven't you slowed down yet?"

"I also heard that when his friends asked who he was with, he just kept saying 'cats' and 'monsters' and so on, and it was probably frightened."

"Don't he just kill the kitten a while ago? I said two things about that and he still kicked me, and it still hurts. To me, this is retribution ... Well, boss, come again You fritters! "

Uh ...

Early in the morning, some places near the old building were bought early. People ate breakfast and talked about tattooed men.

The tattooed man was discovered at eleven or two o'clock in the middle of the night. Several of his buddies who were watching the scene in the clubhouse did not see him, so they found two relatively free people to come to him, but no one was at home. Finally found at the dead end.

When he found the tattooed man, he still kept curled up on the ground, twitching, conscious, and muttering something in his mouth. No one could understand what he was talking about. Around the tattooed man are all the glass shards of beer bottles. There are many places where his clothes are torn by shards. There are wounds on his hands, face, and exposed leg. The pants are still not raised, but the urine Sassy.

At that time, someone who came back from work at midnight passed by and saw the flashlight over there. Then he stunned, and then the rumors spread.

No one called the police. These people have their case. The police are too lazy to pay attention to the private grievances between these groups. Besides, the person is just a puppet, so there is no need to spend time investigating.

Regardless of the situation of the tattooed man, and no matter how the residents around the alleys in the old building talk about it, here on the eastern side of the compound, Zheng Tan got up easily and squatted down on his dedicated chair for breakfast.

When I came back last night, even after washing my paws and blowing in the wind, the alcohol on my body didn't dissipate much, and I was discovered by Dao Jiao as soon as I came back.

Dao Jiao also suspected that Zheng Tan had eaten or drunk in that tavern. But watching Zheng Tan was sober, walking steadily, his spirit was good, and his body was clean, so he didn't think much. However, Zheng Tan told him not to go to a restaurant or the like at night, and was carefully stewed.

叹 Zheng snarled his ears, the matter has been resolved, and he will not stay there for a long time at night.

Solve a problem, Zheng Tan slept very well last night. This morning, I ate a large bowl of three fresh powders made by Jiao Ma, and then went out with the four of Jiao's family.

After I went downstairs, Dad Jiao rode a small electric car to the Shengke Building. Mom Jiao carried a vegetable basket with Zheng Tan and took the two children to school. Then Zheng Tan went to Wanwan and Jiao Mom went to buy food.

The weather is gradually getting warmer, and the sun is now very comfortable.

The birds on the campus began to noisy again, and the leaves began to shoot. It is estimated that it won't be long before the "roads of shit" on the campus will start crackling and dropping bird droppings again. Anyway, Zheng Tan doesn't go on those roads right now. It is one thing to have a good campus environment and greenery, but there are more birds and more feces. Zheng Tan can smell bird feces when he walks away.

Zheng Tan walks in the green belt of the campus. It is not allowed to stomp here. Of course, it just does n’t matter to humans and cats. Anyway, Zheng Tan often stomps.

有 Some flowers are blooming here. Zheng Tan saw it when it snowed, but didn't come to see it. Looked closer and looked at the leaves, like the camellia said by the old man, but I don't know what kind, it's strange.

叹 Zheng smashed up and sniffed, no scent.

I was looking at the flower, Zheng Tan heard a girl's voice not far away, and I was probably talking to her boyfriend.

"You've been to the Pearl City for more than three months to assist in the project. Didn't you say you can come back in three months ... Delay? How long will it take ... Well, I hope to see you next month, yes, I will send What do you think of your specimen? "

As the girl talked on the phone, her high heels kicked a small stone on the road.

"What are you talking about ?!" The girl's voice suddenly increased. "That was a specimen I made with the maple leaves in front of the dormitory! How could it be those inferior goods sold on the street ... you can't tell the difference! Do you know the difference between poppy and corn poppy? Do you know the difference between cherry blossom and peach blossom? You don't know, you don't even know Husky and Alaska! "

Zheng Tan who was listening beside him: "..." That brother in Mingzhu, you worked hard!

Soon after, the girl hung up the phone, and quickly left on the high heels.

叹 Zheng Tan recalled the days of chasing girls from the time of advancing to college. At that time, in order to get to the flowers of Kaolin, he was really clever. Looking down at the current hairy claws, Zheng Tan raised her head again and was sighed.

Zheng Zheng made a pensive look into the sky, and a voice suddenly came from behind him.

黑 "Black charcoal, are you watching birds?"

Zheng Tan heard the ear move, turned his head to look at it, the next moment, a **** of bird dropping from the sky, just dropped on Zheng Tan's ear.

Zheng Zhengtan: "..."

I'm paralyzed, so I said that I hate this bunch of **** birds! Not at all! !!

The culprit had flown away, and he called twice to show his existence before flying away.

When the bird **** was dripping on the ears, it still had a little temperature, but it soon became cold, and the smell made Zheng Tan very unwilling to catch the smelly bird in this way and then divide the body!

"Don't shake your ears, it will shake your body." Xiao Zhuo said, with a smile in his words.

Listening to Xiao Zhuo's words, Zheng Tan didn't move immediately, and froze there.

Xiao Xiaozhuo took out the paper towel from the bag and squatted slowly.

Zheng Tan looked a little shocked at her, was it so okay to squat down with such a big belly?

After Xiao Xiaozhuo wiped the bird feces on Zheng's ear with a tissue, his fingers nodded Zheng Tan's head and slowly got up, "You're lucky!"

Zheng Zheng slaps his ears, this luck is really bad!

"Go, go to me and wash your ears." Xiao Zhuo went to the trash can and threw away the paper towel, and said to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan also felt that the ears were weird, and I always felt that there was a pup of bird feces on the ears. Zheng Tan could smell it. Washing your heart can make you comfortable, otherwise you won't.

As he walked to the west side, Xiao Zhuo's smile on the face did not stop, and he said to Zheng Tan: "I heard that most birds have no bladder, the **** is very short, and the bowel movements occur simultaneously. If you want to be convenient, you can hold it and wait for the toilet to excrete. But birds ca n’t, they can excrete anytime, anywhere, including when flying. "

So this group of birds without bladder is the real indecisive feces!

叹 Zheng Tan went all the way and scolded those birds that didn't have any restraint, including the "general" who hadn't appeared for a long time.

I came to Xiaozhuo's western courtyard again. Zheng Tan saw a few cats coming out of her bend, and a few of them were lying on their balcony and sunbathing.

There are also more cats in Xixi District. Zheng Tan had also been around the courtyard of the Western District during the time he had just arrived. At that time, there were not many cats, and there were also several kittens that appeared to have lanugo. In a blink of an eye, the kitten became big.

I do n’t know if the cats in the east and west area will come to the battle? The sheriff must be happy.

Ye Qunjia, when thinking of that scene, Zheng Tan felt magnificent. I have never seen a cat fight a group.

After thinking about it, I have already come to Xiaozhuo's residence. The nanny is watching TV and sees Xiaozhuo's caring smile on his face, but when he sees Zheng Zhuo who came in with Xiaozhuo's feet, It burst with a smile.

Zheng Tan didn't care about the nanny's imagination. Now he just hopes to wash his ears quickly. The smell of bird feces makes Zheng Tan vomit.

Xiao Xiaozhuo made some warm water, and there was no shower gel for pets, so Xiaozhuo chose a mild shower gel to drop on Zheng Tan's ears, and gently rubbed with his fingers.

For the convenience of Xiao Zhuo, Zheng Tan jumped onto a high stool, and Xiao Zhuo sat in a chair, so that she would not be uncomfortable crouching.

There is bird feces on the ears, and it was washed quickly. After wiping it with a dry towel, it also smelled of shower gel.

叹 Zheng Tan felt that he was feeling better again, and his tail began to shake unconsciously.

Like last time, Xiao Zhuo was lying on a reclining chair, Zheng Tan was lying on the moon chair beside him. The difference was that Xiao Zhuo was not reading a book this time, but was looking at a photo album.

There is also a plant specimen in the album.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and looked up. It was a specimen of four-leaf clover. This is more difficult to find. Zheng Tan had not found one for a long time in the school in order to chase his sister. Later, he spent money from others. Bought here.

I saw Zheng Tan picking up, Xiaozhuo said: "This is a four-leaf clover, a variant of clover. I heard that it represents luck. This specimen was sent by a primary school girl from the former School of Physics. Alas, it is her."

叹 Zheng Tan looked at the girl in the photo pointed by Xiao Zhuo, wasn't that the sturdy girl with a phone call she saw today?

"But she is no longer in the Physics College. She has studied inter-professional studies to study botany. She has always been interested in plants." Xiao Zhuo said, "She gave me this clover, but she said it was an axle. The four-leaf variation of the grass clover, trifolium, is very common. The probability of finding the four-leaf clover is relatively high. She originally wanted to find the four-leaf clover of wood sorrel. Only the clover of the wood sorrel family is true. Heart-shaped leaves, but unfortunately never found.

Four-leaf herb is a mutated individual. Relatively speaking, the chance of sorrel to mutate is very small. It is difficult to find an individual with four heart-shaped leaves. Only a few plants will grow a fourth under the condition of genetic mutation. leaf. "

have difference?

叹 Zheng Tan took a closer look. I didn't know how this specimen was made, and it was still green. There was a "V" -shaped halo in the center of the leaf surface of each leaf. This is what Xiaozhuo calls a trifolium clover?

Zheng Tan thought about the grass that she found when she was a girl. When she was looking for it, it was the kind with heart-shaped leaves. There was no white V-shape. However, the four-leaf clover that I bought later was included in Xiaozhu album. The specimens are almost the same.

Sorrel clover?

It's really difficult.

"Oh!" Xiao Zhuo whispered.

叹 Zheng Tan's nerves tightened immediately. Looking at the past, wouldn't he give birth? !!

Xiao Xiaozhuo just put down the album and said with a smile, "It's moved."

What's going on? Zheng Tan was at a loss.

Then, Zheng Tan looked at her protruding belly with Xiaozhuo's gaze.

After I returned home, Xiao Zhuo took off her coat, and her sweater revealed the raised arc.

叹 Zheng Tan also looked at Xiaozhuo's big belly in confusion, when he was about to retract his eyes, and found that there was a sudden movement there.

"Hei Tan, my brother said hello to you." Xiao Zhuo sighed to Zheng, "Come here."

What is it?

叹 Zheng Tan hesitated to jump from the moon chair to the reclining chair, but still tried to stay away from Xiao Zhuo's big belly as much as possible, always feeling terrible.

However, Xiao Zhuo didn't let Zheng Tan avoid, grabbed Zheng Tan's arm to take it there, and Zheng Tan's palm was about to hit the big belly the next moment.

Zheng Zheng hurriedly pulled his palm back. His paw was thrown in a wine bottle yesterday and he had been treated with medicine. He always felt that it was not so good.

Xiao Xiaozhuo saw Zheng Tan pulling his hand back, and was about to make a noise, and his belly moved twice.

Zheng Zhengtan watched moving there.

Are you really saying hello?

I thought for a moment, Zheng Tan slowly moved to the other side, without raising the palm, but directly pressed his forehead to the place just moved. The next moment, there was something lightly touched on the forehead.

Maybe ...

This is the feeling of new life, right?

"In the future, this little guy has to be called Brother Hetan, eh, Brother Hei." Xiao Zhuo said.

叹 Zheng Tan returned to the moon chair, a scene of a human child named "Black Brother" behind the back of a black cat appeared in his brain, shaking, Zheng Tan was a bit difficult to imagine.

Paralysis, will it hit Lao Tzu's tail? If I'm stingy, I'm not wrong.

Zheng Tan did not eat at Xiaozhuo at noon. The nanny looked at him like he was looking at the **** of plague, and he was two meters away from Zheng Tan.

After returning to Jiao's for lunch, Zheng Tan rolled on the sofa for a while, couldn't sleep, and ran out again. Dangling to the old man's flowerbed, I suddenly thought that I had seen Xiaozhuo's wood sorrel in the old man's flower shed.

Doesn't the old man's small flower garden always have a "baby"?

Zheng Zheng was ready to try his luck.

Except for those flower sheds with special labels, the other flower sheds are not locked. When Zheng Tan entered the flower garden, the old man was working in one of the flower sheds.

Hearing the sound on the flower shed, the old man just glanced at Zheng Tan and then continued to work.

The doors of some flower sheds were open, Zheng Tan looked at them one by one, and finally saw wood sorrel in a flower shed leaning on her head.

花 There is no special planting in this flower shed. The previous planting has been removed, and then it has not been planted here.

叹 Zheng Tan used to have a special tag on this flower shed when he came before, and then the door has been closed. Today it is open. It is estimated that the old man is sampling again. Here is the old man who has done mutagenic experiments ~ www.readwn.com ~ I don't know what new flowers have been mutated, Zheng Tan doesn't know, anyway, the old man and several other old men are treasures.

叹 Zheng Tan walked in, came to the side of the wood sorrel, and looked closely, it was indeed a heart-shaped leaf, and I was not mistaken.

植物 This plant is so common that it's so common that Zheng Tan usually doesn't bother to pay attention to it. However, Zheng Tan is still trying to see if there are any special mutants here.

Three leaves ... three leaves ... four leaves!

叹 Zheng Tan was glad to see four leaves. I heard that it means luck!

I haven't waited for Zheng Tan to be happy for two seconds, and found that there were many four leaves beside this four-leaf. Trefoil has become rare here.

怎么 What's wrong with Nima? !!

Isn't He saying that this four-leaf variant is a rarity?

老 In order to treat the girl, I went to the four-leaf clover and got backache. Now, more than 70% of the clumps in the front are four-leaf.

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