Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan took Xiao Zhuo's dinner before coming out. Xiao Zhuo sent Zheng Tan out of the Western District compound and watched him go far.

After getting out of the Western District compound, Zheng Tan did not return immediately, but went to the side of the woods.

Because I know that the woods on the edge of the campus are under construction, there are not many students going to this side, and even fewer at night.

叹 Zheng Tan jumped through the woods and came to a large tree and squatted.

呼吸 Take a deep breath.

"嗷 ————"

I seem to be wrong.

"Wow--"

I seem to be wrong.

叹 Zheng Tan carefully recalled the scream of the big white cat at that time, and roared again.

"Woohoo--"

I'm still wrong!

After trying several times, Zheng Tan analyzed the reasons. Maybe because I had been avoiding barking like cats before, I was accustomed to whispering, but now I suddenly want to learn the sounds of other cats. Zheng Tan didn't want to be the same as the big white cat barked. He only had to suspect it, but now the sound of his barking sounded like a ghost crying!

Ok?

Ghost crying?

Zheng Zheng narrowed his eyes.

After Tan became a cat, Zheng Tan particularly liked to squint, but he didn't realize the problem himself. The tip of the tail fluttered, pondering some thoughts.

I was thinking, a rush of footsteps came, Zheng Tan didn't need to look to know that it was the black back raised by the doorman. The sound of dead leaves kicking when running is especially noticeable in such a quiet environment.

黑 The black back hurried over, sniffed, then turned around a tree twice, raised a back, and peeed towards the tree. After scatter, he shaved his feet in excitement. After sniffing around for a while, and waiting for the whistle on the side of the door, it yelled twice and ran back.

Zheng Tan looked at the tree with dog urine. He found that there was always a smell of urine in the tree two days ago. The black back came to pee every time the wind was released. The fixed point depends on this tree. Tree up. At the same time, Zheng Tan also thought of the tattooed man, who also likes to pee in a fixed place. This was discovered by Zheng Tan when he squatted near his home, and because of the habit of tattooed men, Zheng Tan gave another idea.

Originally Zheng Tan only intended to teach the person by force, but then thought about it, if it was just a physical injury, it seemed that it was too cheap for that person. It is estimated that the person would not associate this lesson with those who died. Little milk cat body. It is not guaranteed that the person will do similar things to other cats in the future. Therefore, Zheng Tan decided to try another method.

Since we have decided to change the original strategy, it means that things can't be done in a day, not every day, so let's come day by day.

I have Zheng Tan's preparations for this period. Moreover, the tattooed man seems to be unsatisfactory recently, and he avoids some red sticky things.

Zheng Tan will come to the woods to practice vocalization in the past two days. Since 憋 also ca n’t make a sound similar to that of a big white cat, then sneak directly, maybe the lethality will be greater.

叹 Zheng Tan practiced for a while and voiced. Looking at the sky, it was completely dark.

Out of the woods, Zheng Tan came to a secluded corner near the school gate near the alley in the old building. There were several branched old pine trees in the corner. Zheng Tan hid some of the things that she collected in succession. That black plastic bag. In that corner, the chance of something being discovered is very small. Even if Zheng Tan is found, he is not afraid. Who would think that those things were made by a cat?

打开 Open the bag carefully.

At the beginning, because he was not skilled in using his claws, his claws always caught the plastic bag, and he became more familiar after a few times. After all, the body of this cat is the soul of an adult, so it is impossible to open the bag and tie it.

There are four dolls in the bag. One is a little bigger, with a patterned cat doll, and the other three are smaller. The palm length of adults is pure white and furry. Girls like this.

四个 These four dolls were "taken out" by Zheng Tan from a warehouse on the second floor of a gift shop in front of the school at night.

In addition to these four toy cats and dolls, there are a pack of cotton swabs, three small packets of paper towels, some bags of different sizes for snacks, and a few bags of ketchup of the size used in fast food restaurants. There are also several kinds of rubber bands used by girls to tie their hair. The rubber band is wider than the ordinary rubber band used by Dao Jiao in their laboratory, and at the same time, it is guaranteed that Zheng Tan will not loosen his neck and make him panic.

All these were "taken" by Zheng Tan during this time. In order not to be discovered, Zheng Tan took a lot of effort.

There are advantages and disadvantages to acting as a cat. It's easy to sneak into someone's storeroom, but it's not so easy to "take" things away.

叹 Zheng Tan took out a black plastic bag, put the bigger fluffy toy cat into this bag, and put in a bag of ketchup, two cotton swabs, and a bag of paper towels. Zheng Tan packed up the other temporarily unused things, tied the bag, and put it in the old place on the tree, where the pine branches were dense and hard to see outside, and even if you saw it, no one could climb the pine tree with pain. Flip through the bag.

后 After packing the things to be used in the bag today, tie them with rubber bands.

Glancing at him, Zheng Tan was sure that the place was packed properly and would not fall, and he bit the rubber band of the bag and jumped off the tree with the bag. From the fence of the courtyard near the alley of the old building at the border of the campus, it penetrated into the green flower beds, and disappeared quickly by the plants and the night cover in the flower beds. And the vehicles hurried around, no one would notice the dark shadows passing by here.

At this point, the side of the alley in the old building is much more deserted than that of the central department store, which is completely different. Occasionally, the yellow street lights illuminate, and many sections are dark. Only the light from the surrounding residents' homes can be blurred to see the general layout of the alley. As for the others, it is not clear at all.

Those who work at night, or return home from work, are okay to ride electric cars, and walk or ride bicycles will hold flashlights to illuminate.

Under such circumstances, no one will surely find a black cat squatting beside a trash can on the corner.

叹 Zheng Tan estimated the time in his heart. According to the situation learned some time ago, the tattooed man will leave home at 9pm for most of the week and go to the club where he works.

Sure enough, the voice of the tattooed man came without too many meetings. There was another person with the tattooed man, and the two were talking.

"So, recently, it's still a point of convergence, the wind is tight, the boss of Ye is estimated to have conflicted with our boss, brothers should pay attention to it, don't know when you will lack arms and legs." The man next to the tattooed man said.

"Oh, we can't look down on our little Ye Boss like this." The tattooed man seemed to say something with a smile, but the laugh was reluctant.

"Let's just pretend to die when people fight together. Also, don't cause trouble, don't get caught by the pigtails."

"I know. Oh, wait, I pee, hey!"

He said, the tattooed man turned a few steps into a dead end. This is where the tattooed man went out or came back to pee. This dead end of Pee is very close to the corner where Zheng Tan squatted, facing diagonally, Zheng Tan could see the situation over there from the bin.

I waited for the two to go far, Zheng Tan came out with the bag and went to the tattooed man's house.

I still came in through the broken window in the kitchen. This room was no different from Zheng Tan's first time when he came here.

Without turning on the lights, Zheng Tan can see the interior layout of the house by the light from other people's homes outside the windows.

Remove the rubber band, unzip the bag, tear the tomato sauce, and apply it on the toy cat, and put some on the toy cat's mouth. There is a plastic bag on it, and the ketchup does not drip out.

Then Zheng Tan put the tomato cat on the head of the tattooed man's bed.

This is just one of the things. Put the cotton swab in the bag between your palms. Compared to human fingers, the cat's palm is very inconvenient. For this Zheng Zheng, when he was bored at home, he would practice pinching things with his palm, and it took a while to become proficient.

Dip the cotton swabs with the remaining tomato sauce, Zheng Tan smeared a red cat's palm on a wooden closet not far from the bed while holding the cotton swabs. Zheng Tan's painting work is limited, but isn't it just a few laps, as long as you can see that it is roughly a cat or dog's foot.

Because the position to be painted on the wooden closet is a bit high for Zheng Tan now, he dragged a stool, stepped on it, supported by two hind legs, and stood up to make the height of the painting more in line with the expected requirements.

After the painting was finished, Zheng Tan threw the cotton swab into a plastic bag, jumped up and scratched a few claw marks in front of the cat's palm. Zheng Tan's strength was strong, and his claw marks were deep.

After scratching, Zheng Tan pushed the stool back to its original position, pulled a piece of paper out of the small packet of paper towels, and wiped some stains on the ground around and on his own paws. Throw out used ketchup bags, cotton swabs, paper, etc. into plastic bags.

After thinking for a while, Zheng Tan turned away and turned the sheets under the pillows and looked up.

This is just a temporary act of Zheng Tan, because at the time of Jiao's house, Zheng Tan saw Jiao Yuan hide his pocket money under the bedside mattress and pressed it.

The result really surprised Zheng Tan, the tattooed man actually has this habit. Do you want to count the money to sleep?

叹 Zheng Tan counted it. There were 800 pieces. Zheng Tan took one of the 100 pieces, rolled it up and wrapped it with a paper towel. The remaining 700 pieces were still put back in place.

After looking around, I felt that there was nothing to deal with, Zheng Tan wrapped the plastic bag containing the waste and tied it with rubber bands for a few times. The paper towel wrapped with money was also inserted into the rubber band to fix it, and then left. Tattooed man's home.

After walking out of the alley, Zheng Tan found a trash can, withdrew the money from the bundle, threw the plastic bag into the trash can, and then carried the money to a gift shop, and turned into the second-floor warehouse with some accessories from the outside. there. Remove the paper towel and throw the one hundred inside to the ground. As for the paper towel, just throw it out the window.

After finished, Zheng Tan easily returned to the eastern courtyard, put on the access card, and entered the building.

In fact, Zheng Tan also wanted to know the reaction of the tattooed man. Unfortunately, Jiao's family had been resting very early recently, and they all fell asleep when it was over ten o'clock. Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyuzi went to bed at half past nine. Zheng Tan could not return too late.

I know that Zheng Tan ran out every night to play, and Jiao Ma didn't close the door, but just kept it secret. When Zheng Tan went back, he only had to push the door.

After I returned home, Zheng Tan took a bath with warm water prepared by Jiao Ma, squatted on a stool, and asked Jiao Ma to help dry hair, then went to sleep in the room.

左右 At about 10 o'clock in the evening, the gift shop outside the school gate was about to close. The owner of the gift shop still followed the usual rules and went to the warehouse upstairs to make a circle to see if there were any less valuable items.

When the owner of the gift shop came to the warehouse on the second floor of his home, he saw a hundred yuan on the ground at his tip of his eyes, looked around, and did not hear any clerk saying that the money was lost. After thinking about it, he squatted and quickly picked up the money and put it in his pocket. He didn't ask the delivery person and the store clerk if he lost money. Feel free to scan the shelves in the warehouse to see if there are any large and valuable items missing. The other gadget owners didn't pay special attention.

Seeing that there was no shortage of valuables, the owner of the gift shop left with a humorous minor, and he was glad to pick up a hundred pieces today.

And the boss didn't know that his warehouse had been patronized by a black cat many times, and several dolls had been taken away in batches. What might be taken in the future? This one hundred is only The cat gave money for comfort.

The next day around four in the morning, the tattooed man went home with alcohol.

He's not a careful person, and he won't find some subtle things in his family, let alone find that his home is different from usual.

Yawning, the tattooed man kicked off his shoes, lay on the bed, and habitually counted out the eight hundred dollars pressed on the mattress under the pillow. This is the accumulation of the "protection fees" collected by the students who went to the stalls last time, and he kept the relatively new 800 pieces to count under the mattress every day.

He is a big hobby, and he is just auspicious. This is one of his hobby.

He really did what Zheng Tan expected. The tattooed man likes to count money to sleep.

For eight hundred yuan, not eight thousand yuan, two counts are over.

A hundred less?

Tattooed male frowning.

I licked my fingers, counted again, and counted slowly, carefully, one by one.

I still have seven hundred yuan.

its not right!

The tattooed man spit on the ground irritably.

好像 When I went out tonight, I didn't seem to get the money from there.

Have a thief?

Who dares to steal here? Looking for death? The tattooed man considers himself the overlord of this generation. Besides, if there is a thief, it will not take only one hundred dollars.

The tattooed man was puzzled. He recalled from the beginning what he did today before going out, but he still had no money.

Scratching and scratching his head, the tattooed man lay down and turned over to continue to remember. As a result, he turned around and found a toy cat doll covered with "blood".

"I 艹!"

The tattooed man jumped up in shock, not because he was a fuss, but because of the recent tranquility of the clubhouse. A few days ago, one of the clubhouses was chopped by his hands, and several others were chopped. It was very serious. The **** scene stimulated him. This is not a cat ~ www.readwn.com ~ but a human, a real person! So now when he sees this red blood-like thing, he can't help but goosebumps. Recently, I do n’t order sweet and sour tenderloin when ordering from the clubhouse.

After a few quick breaths, the tattooed man looked around, and then stopped looking at the wooden wardrobe.

The red trace ... what is it?

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For the "peasant hoe" mentioned in the previous chapter, many people asked what it was. Cat owners should know that their domestic cats sometimes squat down and shrink their two front paws in front of their chests. The arrows indicate like this "→ ←", looking like working people like cages in the past winter It looks like you are in a position, and you ca n’t see your feet in this position. So many people feel very funny. Anyway, when I see my cat this way, I can't help but stuff things in the paws ...

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