Strange Life of a Cat

The leap year thirty years.

Dao Jiao arranged some papers and other documents in front of the computer in the bedroom, and also sent emails to chat with his friends at home and abroad.

Xun Yuanzi returned to his hometown in the province to celebrate the New Year. His mother was alone in his hometown. This year, he must accompany the old lady and worship the old man. There are Fei Hang and Wei Ling over the company. They help to take care of them, and Jiao Dao sometimes helps.

However, when Zheng Tan heard the old man downstairs when they went to the corner a few days ago, they talked about Dad Jiao. This group of old professors who are still influential even if they retire will always get more and more reliable information than others. Therefore, Zheng Tan rarely hid beside him eavesdropping that day.

Dao Jiao's popularity in the academy gradually grew, mainly because he brought out an excellent graduate student. Yi Xin's performance at the academic annual meeting in the courtyard years ago was very impressive. The high-impact factor papers that have been published in foreign magazines directly made him the first place in the undisputed annual meeting, and few people in the school could compare. In the past, this overshadowed the other two students who were also ranked first in the academy.

现在 Now when everyone talks about Yi Xin, they will definitely talk about Associate Professor Jiao. Without Associate Professor Jiao, it is impossible to have the current Yi Xin. Everyone knows this. Therefore, Associate Professor Jiao is now gaining momentum towards the two young returnee professors introduced in the hospital this year.

So, some people in the hospital began to guess when the "associate" word of Associate Professor Jiao would be removed? After all, if Associate Professor Jiao continues this glorious state, the school is likely to promote him exceptionally. In addition to the compulsory requirements for the promotion of professors at Chuhua University, in addition to the article, there is an important condition to be met, that is, to have experience abroad.

After graduating, Jiao Dao came to Chuhua University with Jiao Ma directly, and until now he has no experience of studying abroad. Dao Jiao recently spent a long time in front of the computer. It is probably because of this. Prepare for this "experience abroad." After all, a full professor has far more benefits in all aspects than an associate professor, and can be more open-minded.

叹 Zheng Tanwo was beside the sofa, rolled, and continued to lie down.

Because there are always cat-losing events in the surrounding area, Zheng Tan does not go out at night in these days. When the sun sets, Zheng Tan nests on the sofa with Jiao Yuan and Xiao Yuzi to watch "Super Warrior". Although it is boring for Zheng Tan, it is not difficult. Lay on the sofa to think about your mind, sleep when you are tired, and prepare to eat when you wake up.

After a few episodes, Jiao Yuan went to change the disc. Zheng Tan was not interested in the content of the cartoon. I have watched it before and do n’t want to watch it again. From an adult's perspective ten years later, the film is very naive. What Zheng Tan is thinking about now is, what if Dao Jiao goes abroad for a year or two? The burden of Jiao Ma will definitely increase a lot ... No, it seems that there is Yi Xin, and new graduate students who will be admitted after the start of the year can help ...

黄色 The yellow leopard in the TV set jumped into a robot state while running and yelled, "Yellow Panther Warrior, turn!"

Zheng Zheng was thinking of his own mind, so cold that he could not be dragged by Jiao Yuan next to him.

"Black Cat Warrior, turn!" Jiao Yuan cried.

Zheng sigh: "..." changed your face! These two children!

Clapping away Jiao Yuan's hand, Zheng Tan stepped on his trousers and crossed him to lie down next to Xiaoyouzi. He ignored Jiaoyuan who was in a state of excitement. When Xiaoyuzi was watching TV, he helped Zheng Tan scratch his chin, comb his hair, etc. .

Because of the city ban on firecrackers, firecrackers are rarely heard in urban areas. Without firecrackers, the taste of the fire will be lost, as if the cooking was not salty. However, in recent years, the policy has been relaxed a bit, and sometimes it has also been restricted in an organized manner. Some businessmen and other local businesses will apply for the display of fireworks. For example, there will be a firework display organized by a merchant at the central department store on the sixth day. Dao Jiao said that he would take the two children over to see it. As for the days before the sixth day, Jiao Yuan couldn't afford the firecrackers' eye addiction and hand addiction.

The next year Qu Xiangyang went to his parents' Chinese New Year. It is estimated that he will not return after the end of the year. When he left, he took away several boxes of things, all of which were computers and the like.

"General" has always followed his master to the south. The winter here is cold and wet. It doesn't like it. It is estimated that he may not return until the beginning of spring.

Big fat and the old lady are not here to celebrate the New Year. The old couple on the third floor stayed in the family building. Lan Tianzhu and his parents were all there, and then left after eating Chinese New Year's Eve.

叹 Zheng Tan didn't have much impression of the Chinese New Year. How I spent the past years now, I don't remember it anymore. Maybe I'm in a bar, or maybe crazy with a group of orphans and dog friends. Now when I try to remember again, I suddenly feel embarrassed and unreal.

No one would ever think that when you wake up, you become a cat?

After eating New Year's Eve, not long after, Wei Ling who stayed at the company made a call to congratulate the New Year. Dao Jiao answered the phone. After the two had finished speaking, Dao Jiao asked Zheng Tan to listen to the phone.

Zheng Tan jumped into the desk next to him in doubt, Dad Jiao put the receiver at Zheng Tan's feet, Zheng Tan came up and listened, and Wei Ling's voice came from him: "Hei Tan," Walnut "Brother asked me to give a blessing. ,happy New Year!"

叹 Zheng sighed and yanked his ears, exhaling gas from his nose, signaled that he knew.

"How about you cry, how do you deal with the Chinese New Year?" Wei Ling said, "My comrades are all listening, or how shameless I am?"

After Zheng Tan stunned, he finally yelled at his face: "Woohoo!"

"Ha ha ha ha, Wei Ling, feeling you are talking to a dog, I thought it was a child of Teacher Jiao's family! But this dog reminds me of the wolf dog that only answered the phone in the team."

The voice of Wei Ling's comrades came from the receiver.

"It's not a dog, I'm talking to a cat," Wei Ling explained, and then said to the microphone: "Hey charcoal, they don't believe it, or you meow?"

"Wow!" Meow peat!

叹 Zheng Tan directly raised his paw and pressed the hang up button, then went back to the sofa to wait for Spring Festival with Jiao and the two children.

At the company's side, Wei Ling listened to the beep from the phone, and laughed and cursed: "Well, this temper is still as bad as ever!"

The comrade-in-arms next to Wei Ling thought for a while and asked, "The voice was just a cat?"

"Really, don't believe you to ask my brother." Wei Ling passed the phone to other comrades who hadn't called yet.

They also have a landline here, but there are too many people to call and they are waiting in line. Wei Ling doesn't care about this call cost and contributes his own phone to those who don't have a cell phone.

Here, Zheng Tan accompanied them to watch the Spring Festival Gala for a while. When Xiao Yuzi went back to bed, he followed. For cats, it is normal to spend most of the day and night sleeping, so Zheng Tan has no psychological burden.

Uh ...

In the first month of the month, it ’s OK for Zheng Tan to visit relatives. However, as a cat, the most annoying thing is that those ruthless farts come to scratch his tail. To avoid trouble, Zheng Tan ran away when he had guests at home Play outside.

也是 The same day, Zheng Tan didn't walk on campus for a long time, and went to Xiao Guo's pet center. Xiao Guo stayed here for the Chinese New Year. The pet center also had some employees who didn't go home for New Year's Eve dinner. On the first day of the first month, they continued to take care of those foster pets. The pet center's business has been very prosperous this year. Perhaps the scale has become more trustworthy, and the grade has soared.

Especially the advertising effect, many people in other provinces know that this shop in Chuhua City is "obviously so", knowing that the shop's cat food is very good, then the advertisements are too attractive. But so far, no one knows the identity of the black cat named "blackC" in the advertisement. The store owner Xiao Guo said that he was a trained cat hired by him. Some people believe that some people are skeptical.

叹 Zheng Tan didn't go directly to the pet center, only walking on a few streets from the school to the pet center. When I was stunned, Zheng Tan heard some people talking, the main idea was: in the past two days, several family cats have disappeared. This includes the black cat who used to fight with Zheng Tan.

The cat was gone, and the goods that were closed for the Chinese New Year, the street looked so sloppy, and it was too lifeless.

When Zheng Tan turned around, he encountered "Li Yuanba" walking around the street with peanut candy. Swallows certainly did not spend the New Year in the pet center. Nest moved around.

When I saw Zheng Tan, he followed me with a serious face of peanut candy beside "Li Yuanba" and "meowed" rare, saying hello to Zheng Tan.

Xiao Guo once joked that Zheng Tan is just like the papa of peanut candy, otherwise why peanut candy doesn't deceive other cats in the store, but he always “meows” a few times when he sees Zheng Tan, occasionally He was rolling in front of Zheng Tan.

These things do n’t happen even in front of the swallows, so the swallows are sometimes jealous of Zheng Tan, who keeps them!

Zheng Tan does n’t even lick his hair, and definitely wo n’t lick the peanut candy or “meow”. Zheng Tan does n’t like to scream, because every vocalization will stimulate the brain ’s nerves, reminding him to The talker turned into a native cat. However, in order to show his closeness to the junior, Zheng Tan raised his palm and patted the head of peanut candy.

花生 For peanut candy, Zheng Tan is used to saying hello, so when Zheng Tan approaches, he will press his ears and stretch his head to make Zheng Tan shoot.

Bitch can teach it too! Zheng Tan sighed. The more obedient kittens are more attractive than the little farts who can only scratch his tail.

However, when the peanut candy "meowed", Zheng Tan found that the two fangs of the little guy had grown a lot, and it was not easy to notice that they could only be seen when they opened their mouths. Zheng Tan has cooperated with kittens and cubs, so I know how big and long the fangs of this kitten and cub are. In comparison, peanut candy has more teeth.

After saying hello, "Li Yuanba" continued to patrol the street with peanut candy, and Zheng Tan staggered with them. Zheng Tan is not worried that "Li Yuanba" will be taken away by those cat dealers, and there is nothing wrong with peanut candy when it is there.

When I came to an alley in an old building, Zheng Tan heard that the front was very noisy, and many people were discussing something. When Zheng Tan was about to change course, he suddenly caught words like "cat abuse", "kitten cub" and "really pitiful" in his ears.

There were many people around, Zheng Tan couldn't get close, and looked around. Zheng Tan climbed up the wooden ladder that was broken by the wall, jumped from the wooden ladder to the surrounding fence, and then when approaching the scene, he jumped It is not easy to find here on the balcony of a resident in the fence, and it is convenient for Zheng Tan to observe the situation over there.

门 The door on the balcony of this house is also tightly locked, and the floor is gray. It is estimated that the host family has gone to the New Year for the Chinese New Year. The house seems to be empty for a few days. This is also the main reason why Zheng Tan chose this house.

叹 Zheng Tan stood on a flowerpot with only soil and flowers, and looked over from the gap between the two rags that were drying there.

There are many people around, almost covering the center of the incident. You can't see much of the picture at this angle of Zheng Tan, but when there is noisy and shoving there, Zheng Tan sees it from the gap between them. See the situation on the ground.

Lying on the ground were three little cats, less than a month old, with blood on them, lying motionless on the cold ground, squatting next to them, a big white cat, or long-haired ~ www.mtlnovel. com ~ From time to time, he went up to look at the three kittens on the ground, touched them with the tip of his nose, and yelled at the young man who looked like a cigarette while standing against a wall standing two steps away, The sound of Zheng Tan sounded like crying, and each sound dragged for a long time, as if mourning.

The smoking young man left his coat aside, exposing his shirt with a dragon tattoo, and it was scary to look at, perhaps this is why some people around did not dare to say too much.

Someone said a little bit before that. The young man with the dragon tattoo punched him with two punches. If there were no people around, he might punch harder. Several older people standing around were also kicked by him and taken away.

From the noise of these people, Zheng Tan learned a general idea. The cat lived next door, but its owner moved away years ago and did not take it with him because it was too much trouble, not to mention a litter of kittens that were not weaned. As a neighbor, the dragon-tattooed person said that they would keep the cats. The family was in a hurry to leave. Although he knew that the nefarious neighbor was not easy to get along with, the cat would definitely suffer after the person, but in the end he didn't say much, carrying the luggage. Just left.

纹身 The tattooed man accepted these cats and planned to sell them later. As usual, he gave the cat food perfunctoryly. If he remembered, he would give him some food, even if he couldn't remember.

Not every cat has a powerful stomach like Zheng Tan. Can't eat those foods, the female cat had to go out to look for food, and when she came back, she saw the tattooed male falling kitten.

The tattooed man was completely out of anger and came back to take the cat out of anger. The residents around him saw him accusing him, but they were also beaten one by one, and it was useless to call the police.