Strange Life of a Cat

After Mr. Gu returned to his hometown, he was sent away every three places, because this year, the four of Jiao's did not return to his hometown to celebrate the Chinese New Year. The preparations for the Chinese New Year have been started for a long time, and the New Year is also early this year, and many people there often go to the provincial capital to sell things and supply some fixed customers, such as fruits and meat products, so at the end of December, every few days Someone called Dad Jiao to get something.

水 The aquaculture industry in the hometown is very developed. Many people contract for fish ponds, and all kinds of fish are available.

However, none of that mattered about Zheng Tan. Since Wei Ling moved to the company, the farthest Zheng Tan around the school went to Xiao Guo, nowhere else could he go.

During the day, he can't run around outside the campus, it is not as simple as outside the school. In the school, Zheng Tan can go to many places to take a break, and some college students who see Zheng Tan are also mostly kind to cats. After all, students are still simpler than those who have been in the society for many years. .

But after leaving the campus, many people saw Zheng Tan's eyes as if they were looking at a dish. If he was still a human, Zheng Tan would definitely not see anything, but from the perspective of a cat, Zheng Tan You can feel what those people want to see in his eyes.

猫 Cats that often shuttle the streets and lanes are always sensitive to people's every move. Zheng Tan's feeling became stronger after walking for a while.

Therefore, when Zheng Tan later went outside the school to bend, it was always at night. There were not many people at night, so he was not always surprised.

The working class who entered the society mostly came and went in a hurry when they came home at night, but they did n’t care too much when they saw a cat. But at the end of the year, many people caught stray cats and crooked domestic cats and sold them to restaurants In order to avoid trouble, the upper body will be shipped directly to other provinces. This is what cats should pay attention to most.

叹 Zheng Tan has never met a cat dealer, but he still encounters many obstacles.

As a cat, Zheng Tan said that the pressure was still high. He underestimated the mentality and persistence of the male cats in grabbing the ground. The restless cats would fill up the **** and pee, and Zheng Tan tried to walk some distances by himself, and finally returned with disappointment. .

Although Zheng Tan can't beat the cats, and those cats don't know the current affairs, there are always two special cases.

When Zheng Tan walked to Xiaoguo ’s pet center one night, he encountered a black cat just like himself, but there were always some other cats around that black cat. Zheng Tan thought it should be his younger brother. To be more elegant, it's called 嫡, but to be more vulgar, it's called followers.

However, Zheng Tan never lost each fight, and what annoyed Zheng Tan is that this black cat has no long memory and fights once, and the second time it jumps out aggressively. Zheng Tan feels that this guy is purely an idiot.

Originally, Zheng Tan thought that this kind of battle was necessary as a cat, and he had to fight everywhere, but one day, Zheng Tan found a special case.

Christmas is coming, and some international students in the school are busy working for this. Xiao Guo has pondered a cat food advertisement about Christmas, let Zheng Tan play Santa Claus, and let the golden retriever "lord" play an elk.

When Zheng Tan was received by Xiao Guo in the studio, he saw the "lord" squatting next to it, with a pair of plastic antlers inserted in his head. Here are some actions that need to be taken for a while.

叹 Zheng Tan and several cats in Xiaoguo's shop have worked with this golden retriever. Although there is no so-called tacit understanding, it is not discord. Some pets get along well. Several cats in the Xiaoguo store except the "Prince" have been sterilized. Although the "Prince" is also a male cat, because of the habit of indoor captivity, it is more aggressive than those that Zheng Tan saw on the streets. There are far fewer cats, and with so many cats in Xiao Guo's shop, they have become accustomed to the existence of cats other than themselves, and rarely fight to occupy a certain area.

I have taken many advertisements, and the staff here are all old acquaintances. They all know that as long as the other role-players in the advertisement are trained, as for the black cat, that is an "expert" who is "highly paid to hire". No guidance. So there was a situation where the "principal" was too tired to breathe, and Zheng Tan squatted aside and snored.

He finally waited for the "principal" to complete a series of actions, then Xiao Guo woke Zheng Tan and started shooting.

Put on that silly Christmas meow costume, Zheng Tan feels that her IQ is almost being lowered.

I wore uncomfortable dressing, although I wouldn't panic, but I felt uncomfortable all the time, even if it didn't matter. Xiao Guo also brought a big beard to Zheng Tan and put on the hat, how stupid it was.

Estimated that people who see this ad will vomit: Santa is a black cat, black!

Forget it, just put up with it for advertising. We are also dedicated to art. Zheng Tan gave himself comfort.

The mission of Christmas Meow is to drive golden retriever sleighs to give cats and dogs “presents like this” in the pet center, including cat food, dog food, pet clothes, pet nests and so on.

After bumping and bumping, Zheng Tan took off his clothes as soon as he stepped out of the field, shook off his beard, squatted on a high cat climbing frame, and waited for Xiao Guo to take him home.

Later work is about Xiao Guo and Swallows. Swallows are now resident customers of the pet center. Seeing Swallows' computer technology is good, Xiao Guo often asks Swallows to help. Of course, they are not helpers. Swallows stay here for free. Eat and drink for free, and feed cats for free.

一群 A group of staff over there was finishing the post-work. Zheng Tan squatted a little colder. She had been stunned before, but she couldn't sleep now, and looked around boringly.

Finally, Zheng Tan's eyes fell on the mother and son of "Li Yuanba".

"Li Yuanba" is still the same. Several cats in the store are always far away from it. When there are a few curious cats, they will be forced to retreat by one glance, without lifting their paws, it can be done with one eye. This is Zheng Sigh quite admired.

The meow squatting next to "Li Yuanba" with a "mole" on his mouth is "Li Yuanba", his son's peanut candy. Xiao Guo called them "peanuts".

叹 When looking at the photos for the first time, Zheng Tan didn't look carefully, so he didn't find the individual "mole" near the mouth of peanut candy. Peanut candy's mouth is basically white hair, but the big yellow marking of a mung bean near the mouth is particularly eye-catching among the surrounding white, and it looks very funny.

Zheng Tan thought that in a few months, this mung bean ’s “mole” is expected to become soya beans. As for the peanut candy growing into the future, will this “mole” be the size of a quail egg? It's unknown, but Zheng Tan is really looking forward to it.

The hair of the peanut candy is longer than other short-haired cat cubs, but it is different from those long-haired cats. It is estimated that its father is a long-haired cat or string cat.

One more thing Zheng Tan listens to is the serious expression on this peanut candy face.

A Huang, the word "serious" is just a face-saving project, and the seriousness of peanut candy is really serious. It deeply inherits the expression of "Li Yuanba", but now the peanut candy is still young, with ignorance in his eyes, and it is not on his body. That kind of momentum.

After "Li Yuanba" squatted on the side for a while, he took the peanut candy and walked into the room. There was a room that belonged to the swallow, and there was an entrance and exit specially designed for cats under the door.

When Zheng Tan was able to see the room here, he watched "Li Yuanba" push the peanut candy into the room, and walked out again. This time it was his own. Then, it did not go to the studio side. Go, but go to the other side of the aisle.

叹 Zheng Tan remembered that there was a back door over there, but the door was only opened when moving goods or large props and instruments, and it was always closed.

干 Why does Li Yuanba go there?

I was idle or idle anyway, Zheng Tan jumped off the cat's climbing frame with curiosity and followed.

"Li Yuanba" looked back at Zheng Tan who was not far behind, but did not respond, and continued to walk to the back door.

There was some cargo stacked at the back door, but it was far from the door. There is a small window near the corner. The window is relatively high and it is open. It is estimated that it is for ventilation-many of the goods sent in have a stronger smell.

The height of the small window is not within the jumping range of the cat in the store, so Xiao Guo is not afraid that the cat in the store will run out of this small window.

"Li Yuanba" walked over there. When Zheng Tan was puzzled, it suddenly started to accelerate. The direction of running was not the side of the window, but the side wall next to it. One jumped over and quickly touched the side wall. After changing the angle, the hind legs kicked abruptly and jumped to the small window opening by the reaction force of the side wall. Landing accurately.

Look down! This skill is really tama!

Zheng Tan saw his chin fall out from behind.

I really couldn't prevent it, Xiao Guo would never have imagined that a cat would be able to poke out of the small window through this jumping method.

There are also some empty boxes stacked outside the yamen, just forming a step to allow "Li Yuanba" to jump down safely, and soon it disappears from Zheng Tan's vision.

叹 Zheng Tan squatted there and hesitated, then tried to jump directly to the small window, his jumping ability was slightly stronger than that of ordinary cats. After trying a few times, Zheng Tan gave up, just a little bit.

Therefore, Zheng Tan began to try the "Li Yuanba" jumping method. For the first time, he didn't control the angle and strength and hit the wall directly. Fortunately, Zheng Tan could still control his body and land safely at that moment. The legs are a little numb.

The second time, a little better than the previous one, did not hit the wall, but just hit the open glass window, and made a "Beep" sound.

He moved his legs and feet, and after the pain on his legs disappeared, Zheng Tan began to try for the third time. This time, he finally picked up the edge of the window, kicked his legs, and turned Zheng Zheng with his claws.

What Zheng Tan didn't expect was that not far away, "Li Yuanba" was squatting on an empty cardboard box and looking at it.

Are you waiting for me?

After seeing the black cat in the window, "Li Yuanba" turned around and jumped out of the cardboard box, and went out.

Zheng Zheng hurried to keep up.

Trapped cats are more difficult than trapped dogs. Zheng Tan now has a deep understanding. "Li Yuanba" didn't know where to learn. He found a few gaps to drill in, and he went out of the pet center. Found by anyone.

Zheng Tan, who was just passing by, was very strange, but gradually, the scenery became familiar. Zheng Tan came here when she walked from the campus to this side, and met here ...

"Meow--"

Zheng Zheng thought, Zheng Tan heard the voice that annoyed him.

It's the silly fork cat who is paralyzed!

He looked up at the sound, Zheng Tan really saw the black cat squatting on the low wall, and there were two young cats around.

Different from the past, Zheng Tan felt that the silly fork cat today was a bit wrong, and the two surrounding cats did not run up to make fun. After observing, Zheng Tan found that the three cats were staring in the direction of "Li Yuanba" as if they were near enemies.

The "unyielding" cat confronted "Li Yuanba", and only issued a few "humming" voices, then ran away and ran away, not at the same time knowing that he would be defeated when confronted with Zheng Tan Abuse. Several other cats were also clean.

Not only these three, as he walked deeper into the alley, Zheng Tan also saw several cats. Two of them were quite large, and they also had the smell of "enclosure" around them. Squint crossed their territory fearlessly. The cats only saw a few hums when they saw it. "Li Yuanba" glanced sideways and they ran away, as if a big dog was chasing behind them.

In this case, Zheng Tan was deeply moved.

From this we can see that as a cat, Zheng Tan is still far behind. Strength is one aspect, but gas field is also one aspect.

Li Yuanba can be regarded as a female man in a cat, a cat in his eyes, a sleek appearance, and a domineering side leakage, which can completely calm this alley where stray cats and domestic cats are mixed.

强烈 The strong territorial consciousness of those cats also seems to have disappeared at this time. Zheng Tan can see the fear in the eyes of the cats when they see "Li Yuanba".

Zheng sighed at the tortoiseshell cat in front of him, which was an inadvertently imposing manner. It was not a pretense, nor could anyone imitate it. Zheng Tan still remembers that when Xiao Guo first met "Li Yuanba", he had never approached it except to pull out his pet bag. Xiao Guo knew that pet cats are one thing ~ www.readwn.com ~ but the other There is also a message about "Li Yuanba" himself passing silently.

The tortoise's language is not lacking. Different tones, different long and short tones, and different vocalization modes express different meanings. However, since leaving the pet center to the present, Zheng Tan has not heard the voice of this tortoise cat, and it is based on a silent aura and momentum. For those who do n’t know, this difference may not be seen, but now Zheng Tan can clearly feel that the cat is far different from other cats.

The external appearance is determined innately, and the aura is polished by world events and time.

叹 Zheng Tan doesn't know what "Li Yuanba" has experienced, but a seemingly ordinary cat can have such momentum and aura, and its experience will certainly not be simple.

At the same time, Zheng Tan couldn't help but think, what kind of cat can win this cat Sla? Who is the father of peanut candy? I really want to know the answer.

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