Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 293: Erect middle finger

The car in front was driving very fast. Although Zheng Tan was a bit special in constitution compared to other cats, it was not a supercat or a god. Even if he copied the short road, it only narrowed the distance and went straight. Zheng Tan continued to be thrown away.

After chasing this far, his physical strength is approaching the limit, and his body is as if being burned by fire, which is very uncomfortable.

Zheng Tan saw that the red light was almost on at the crossroads in front of the road. To calculate, the red light should be hit when the car in front was driving there.

Struggling to ignore the physical discomfort, Zheng Tan chased and stared at the crossroads. He almost bumped into people several times. Several passersby on the sidewalk also pointed at Zheng Tan's back. I didn't know what I was talking about. What, Zheng Tan didn't pay attention, anyway, it wasn't good words.

There is a pet dog on the sidewalk. The big dog doesn't know what it smells, maybe it's brewing urine, sniffing near the trash can, the body is right in front of Zheng Tan.

When Zheng Tan ran, he jumped up and jumped directly from the big dog's back.

The big dog was going to look back at the owner, but found that Zheng Tanfeng generally jumped from his back, stunned, and then pulled a rope to roar in the direction of Zheng Tan's running, as if venting his dissatisfaction.

Zheng Tan's birds were too lazy to watch it, and his gaze was always staring at the monitor at the intersection in front, watching the countdown, and praying to hurry up the red light, he must get stuck in the car.

That car overtook several cars one after another, heading towards the crossroads, it meant that it rushed over before the red light turned on, and the yellow light didn't care what it was. The countdown there is decreasing, and Zheng Tan hopes that it will light up quickly after the countdown has finished.

Probably Zheng Tan's prayer played a role. When the familiar car in front approached the intersection, the red light turned on.

Zheng Tan was pleased, but the next moment, Zheng Tan saw that the familiar car didn't slow down at all, and didn't want to stop, and rushed to the past. If there were not many vehicles at this intersection at this time, the pedestrians on both sides of the road had not yet taken a few steps. May lead to a tragedy.

Zheng Tan's mood at this moment. It was as if suddenly hitting a stuffy hammer, a heavy stuffing hammer.

I almost forgot what kind of temper I was then. Poor temper, self-righteous, stupid, underage driving speeding, red light ... Now looking back, Zheng Tan can't wait to slap hard.

After breathing out. Tiredness and burning pain swept through. Zheng Tan had to slow down. It turns into a trot, then walks slowly, moving step by step to the crossroads.

Transforming traffic lights. Various crowds of people, various popular and luxurious cars passing by on the road, high-rise buildings lined by the intersection, and the distant scenery blocked by the vast army of buildings.

Standing at the intersection, Zheng Tan watched the familiar car drive away quickly and disappeared.

Zheng Tan felt that Heaven was like a vicious old immortal. Every time he approached the target, he stretched his fingers to bounce him away, and then continued to watch the excitement. This was three years ago, and this time again.

It's crazy.

Zheng Tan suddenly wanted to open his throat and roar like a neurosis. In fact, Zheng Tan did the same, raised a cat's paw and erected a non-standard **** in the sky, then snorted.

I don't know which idiot driver pressed the horn almost at the same time for a long time, and Slow Teng Teng was passing by a long line of traffic that started to drive slowly because the green light was on, completely suppressing Zheng Tan's howl.

Pedestrians passing by hurriedly rushed to pass by the various passers-by across the road. Someone kicked Zheng Tan, and Zheng Tan didn't even think about revenge. The other party seemed to be in a hurry, probably did not notice Zheng Tan, even if he noticed , Kicked and kicked cricket, just a cat, why care about the snake's disease?

There are too many pedestrians here. After Zheng Tan finished, he did n’t have the strength to go and make a second sound. He walked to a restaurant on the side of the road, where there was a vacant lot and a shady place. Zheng Tan now felt tired. I was quite depressed, so I walked over and prepared to take a rest in the shade.

Papa Papa!

Water droplets scattered around Zheng Tan, and he was showered on his head and body.

Zheng Tan looked up without expression and looked up slowly-someone on the second floor of the shop was watering the pots of plants on the railing.

"Yeah, there is a cat below, go." The man stood the watering can and waved his hand to let Zheng Tan move away quickly.

Zheng Tan scolded in his heart: stunned his daddy's luck. Get up and walk to a tree next to it, jump on a wooden bench under the tree, lie on it, and watch the world tilted ninety degrees, motionless. He was too lazy to move.

A sparrow who didn't know where it came from fell to the tree above, Zheng Tan squinted and watched it beat twice on the tree and then flew away, disappearing at the corner.

Lying horizontally on a wooden bench, Zheng Tan felt more and more exhausted and dizzy. I didn't know if I was unfit to look at the world from this angle or the cause of excessive physical exertion. I wanted to take a rest, sleep, worry about things, etc. After waking up and solving it, now he doesn't want to do anything.

With his eyes closed, Zheng Tan listened to the movement of the surrounding vehicles and pedestrians.

Just when Zheng Tan was about to fall asleep, he heard footsteps approaching this side. Unlike an adult, the other party should not be malicious. In this case, Zheng Tan didn't bother to open his eyes and continued to sleep.

The footsteps stopped nearby, with a sweet smell of strawberries, and then Zheng Tan felt the person sitting on a wooden stool.

Putting hands on the head of Zheng Tan with the sweet smell of strawberries, he gently touched.

Zheng Tan opened his eyes and looked at it.

A little girl about four years old sat on the same wooden bench, half palm away from Zheng Tan's head. At this moment, the little girl was holding a strawberry cone ice cream in one hand and the other hand on Zheng Tan's head, biting the ice cream in her mouth and looking at Zheng Tan curiously.

On the little hand on Zheng Tan's head, there was some melted pink ice cream liquid, which was wiped on Zheng Tan's body along with the movement of that hand.

Zheng Tan shook his beard. Take a deep breath, forget it, it's not intentional to see that the child's eyes are pure and nonchalant.

When Zheng Tan was about to ignore the child and closed his eyes to continue to sleep, his nose was touched.

Opening his eyes, the half-melted ice cream was placed in front of Zheng Tan.

"Eat or not?" Said the little girl.

It is a familiar Nancheng dialect, a native Nancheng child.

Kind, but at the same time feel a bit strange. Probably because of the habit of listening to Putonghua and Chuhua dialect in Chuhua City, some people who came into contact with Nanhua and Nancheng this time mostly spoke Mandarin.

See Zheng Tan staring at the ice cream. The little girl sent ice cream to Zheng Tan again. The melted ice cream liquid almost touched Zheng Tan's nose, so Zheng Tan avoided it.

Seeing Zheng Tan's avoidance, the little girl was puzzled. "This is delicious."

Zheng Tan looked at the little girl. I looked again at the ice cream that had been bitten in the upper part and had been half-melted. Think about it. Bit the sharp corner under the ice cream cone.

When the ice cream was first made, the bottom of the cone did not touch the ice cream, but at this time the ice cream was half-melted, and the molten liquid flowed to the bottom of the cone. Zheng Tan also ate something when he bite.

Cold and sweet with strawberry flavor.

I heard that cats ca n’t taste sweetness. I heard that the color in the cat ’s eyes is not so rich. Zheng Tan does n’t know why he can taste the sweetness and see the colorful colors. Let ’s take this as compensation from God Well, it turns into a cat for no reason, and always pays for it.

The little girl laughed a few times, took a bite of ice cream, she ate it, and handed it to Zheng Tan, who was under the cone.

This person and a cat are here and you eat me, Zheng Tan's depressed mood has just dissipated.

The little girl's mouth was filled with ice cream, Zheng Tan was not much better. On several occasions, the melted liquid dripped on the bridge of his nose or the place where his tongue could not be pinched, sticking the surrounding hair. together.

While eating, the little girl's parents came out of the shop and greeted her, they were about to leave.

The little girl got down from the stool, reluctantly glanced at the unfinished ice cream in her hand, and handed it to Zheng Tan, "I'll give it to you."

Zheng Tan pushed away her hand and got up and jumped onto the tree.

The parents of the little girl over there urged again. The little girl looked up at Zheng Tan and reached out and shook her hand. "Bye."

Zheng Tan also raised his hand and made a good-bye gesture, but he was on the tree with leaves blocking it, except for the children under the tree, who couldn't see it.

After the little girl left, Zheng Tan picked up a leaf and wiped his mouth with the leaves. Although he couldn't wipe off the ice cream that was quick-drying on the sticky body, the wipe was always better and looked less embarrassed.

After eating some ice cream, Zheng Tan's spirit was better, and her throat was not so painful. Looking at the crossroads that can't be seen far away, he jumped off the tree and walked back.

When walking back, Zheng Tan saw a police car passing by.

Because of the red light, there are traffic jams in front, so several cars are not driving very fast.

Zheng Tan walked back along the sidewalk, not far from the police car on the driveway.

After seeing the police car, Zheng Tan glanced over there, just to see a familiar man sitting on the back seat of a police car not far from him, who was kicked by him from behind not long ago.

These police cars did come from Guqinsha, and the knife-holders were also tortured and taken away, which happened to be met by Zheng Tan.

The expressionless person who stayed in the car actually thought about the one he was facing behind when he was in Guqinsha ~ www.readwn.com ~ The one that directly caused him to be captured. He didn't see it. He only heard people say that the black cat was actually a black cat. He was prepared for people, but if he was a cat that didn't even sound walking or running, he couldn't help it. . However, how can a cat have so much energy? It is unclear to others that he is the most experienced as a client.

As he thought about it, he glanced out the window and his pupils shrank.

I heard that meeting a black cat represents bad luck. Why did you meet the black cat again? !!

The man looked at the black cat on the sidewalk outside the car window, scolding the black cat in the heart, and saw the cat on the sidewalk raised a cat's paw, opened it, and then opened the four obvious toes Close up three, leaving one in the middle.

Is that ... the middle finger? That man thought. Can a cat's foot bend into a middle finger? No, why does it put a **** on its side?

The man was stunned, he wanted to make sure again, but the car was gone, and he planned to turn his head to look back but was stopped by the police next to him.

Zheng Tan looked at the police car far away, looked back, stretched himself, and trot up. (To be continued ...)

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