Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan was ready when Qi Da appeared, and when he heard some movement from far to near, Zheng Tan didn't stare at him with Qi.

Outnumbered, it is a fool not to run.

Qi Da had originally planned to have a more coquettish one, and in the blink of an eye, he saw that the black cat ran away.

In the impression of Qi Da, Zheng Tan is very fierce, it is difficult to get along, his temper is very stinky, and he always opens up. Therefore, Qi Da always thought that Zheng Tan would bravely come with the friends he called for one by one Fighting, but the situation now makes Qi greatly frightened.

Two seconds later, Qi came back to his heart and chased after him quickly. Although his friends hadn't arrived yet, the cat finally got to his real place, and he was unhappy without revenge. chase!

Zheng Tan ran very fast, and at the same time he also paid attention to the surrounding terrain, so that he could not run blindly and forget the way. He couldn't run back now, the monkeys were all over there, so Zheng Tan kept moving forward.

Large areas of the mountain are densely wooded and there are various bushes below.

Zheng Tan ran on the ground, flinging the sounds behind him farther and farther, only Qi was closer. However, when Qi Da was not chasing after chasing, he made a series of sounds in his mouth, presumably continuing to summon his friends.

Er Mao had previously said that he hadn't seen a few monkeys in the mountains, but now Zheng Tan is fully aware that there are indeed many monkeys in the mountains.

Although the rear chaser did not catch up, Zheng Tan heard that there was movement in front.

The monkeys who could hear Qi Da's voice all gathered around this side, Zheng Tan was surprised in his heart. Listening to the sound will tell you that there are a lot of monkeys, it is estimated that there are twenty or thirty or more.

Two or three Zheng Tans can still cope with it. If they are too many, they will not be sure, let alone the monkeys' home.

There are already monkeys approaching from the side.

Snapped!

A pinecone-like thing hit Zheng Tan's feet. Zheng Tan just glanced at Yu Guang, didn't pay much attention, and continued to run.

Pop!

Successive things that do n’t know what were thrown over, probably these monkeys threw too many things on weekdays. The sight was pretty good, if Zheng Tan stayed in place instead of running. Monkeys estimate that they have a hit rate of over 90%.

Zheng Tan was also hit several times. It's not painful, but it's annoying, plus Qi Da's cry that sounds like gloat, makes Zheng Tan very angry.

There was blocking ahead and chasing after. There are also cases of attack on the side. Zheng Tan leaped sharply. Jump on a big tree next to it, and did not run forward, but turned back by force. Run from the tree.

The monkeys who picked up things on the side and were about to throw them at Zheng Tan saw this situation. They were too surprised. They didn't respond to what to do. They kept the attitude of throwing things, but they followed Zheng Tan's figure.

Followed closely, Qi Da saw the figure rushing forward from the tree in front of him, and the scream of his mouth came to an abrupt end, grabbing a branch to stop himself, he was surprised why the cat could be like their monkey Jumping so flexibly on the tree, and seeing the figures rushing over, Qi was inexplicably timid, but looking at a few other friends around him, Qi Da's courage that had just retracted expanded again. , Shouting towards Zheng Tan.

Regardless of whether it was protesting or swearing, Zheng Tan said that he did not understand anyway. When Lei Fu used to fight, he was one of the guys he hated most. Zheng Tan planned to do the same. Now that he can't avoid meeting with the monkeys, he probably will inevitably have a group battle. Now he just wants to fight The most embarrassing Qi had a big meal.

Qi largely avoided Zheng Tan's feet, but did not escape Zheng Tan's slap, so this girl was directly pulled out of the tree.

After all, they are monkeys, and they also have an advantage on their own land. Qi grabbed a tree branch and landed on the ground steadily. , And then picked up a pine cone that had just been thrown by other monkeys and threw it at Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan knew what it was going to do when Qi opened his eyes to the ground. He had planned to avoid it. He did not expect that there was a branch with a diameter of about three centimeters and a length of about half a meter at his feet. Claws clenched the branch, spotted the pine cone thrown over, and waved.

Snapped!

The pine cone was hit back by the branch and hit Qi Da's forehead.

Zheng Tan had n’t entered the state when he clenched the branch just now. He did n’t know how to swing. The pine cone was a bit high when he hit it back. He hit the big forehead because he was watching the pine cone being shot high. When I fell from a high place, I was too obsessed with the reaction, and I was directly hit by the fallen pine cone on my forehead.

The surrounding monkeys squatting on the tree saw the situation and screamed, and some of them seemed to be jumping with joy, one of them was still clapping.

Zheng Tan: "..." Qi was beaten. What excitement are these monkeys excited about?

Qi Da is now stupid. Although his little friends have no knowledge, no culture and no common sense, Qi Da thinks that he is a high-level intellectual who has seen the monkeys in the world. He has seen many cats, but none of his limbs are healthy. The cat walks on two legs like this, and the black cat in front of it still holds that thick branch. Does the cat have such great strength? !!

Qi Da suddenly felt a terrible feeling.

There are several stops in this mountainous forest land, in order to cope with some unexpected situations, if a passenger encounters an accidental injury or other problems here, they can also get help in time. In addition to helping those travelers, these stations also guard against poachers, prevent forest fires in the dry season, and of course, pay attention to the monkeys on the mountain.

At this moment, a person on duty at a nearby site was surprised to see the sound waveform of a certain area displayed on the screen. They have been working here for several years. They are capable of expressing the emotions and emotions of the monkeys. In connection with the analysis, some people in the research base also gave them counselling. Seeing those waveform diagrams, the duty officer quickly pushed another colleague who was taking a nap.

"There is something abnormal!"

The person who just woke up yawned but didn't grind. They were worried that someone would come over to the idea of ​​those monkeys again.

They ca n’t tell exactly what kind of call the monkeys are making from the audio that is distorted and accompanied by some noise from the device. Even if there are several exclamations, generally, if there are poachers, Or when some big beasts can cause serious crises to the monkeys, the monkeys will scream with fear and vigilance. The materials in their hands listed a kind of screams made by macaques during the fierce conflict. When they made such sounds, the monkeys were accompanied by confrontation, retreat, shaking, and panic. When encountering this kind of sound waveform diagram, something must have happened, the staff on duty will rush over immediately, and now ...

"Those monkeys are excited?" The sounds and waveforms puzzled them.

To be able to judge accurately. The person on duty took out a waveform chart from a professor who had studied local wild macaques. The waveforms shown above correspond to the emotions of the monkeys. Even if it is not 100% accurate, these years have been mostly correct. Has very important reference value.

"Yes. Those monkeys are really excited."

"Would you like to go over there?"

"Don't go. Those monkeys are expected to find some fun again."

"Let's go and take a look. Be safe." The officer on duty printed a oscillogram displayed on the instrument as a record.

"Forget it. I'll go together too. If there is anything you can do to help me, alas, serving monkeys is not easy."

Zheng Tan didn't know that someone noticed this. He just threw Qi Da over again and didn't know what fruit to knock back. He failed to hit Qi Da a few times, mainly because the guy was prepared and flashed fast. And Zheng Tan is not very able to control the direction of the strike. At most, he can only strike things in the direction of the destination, but he does not necessarily have the first luck and accuracy.

Of course, for the monkeys who were watching around, it was not important to be accurate, what was important was that Zheng Tan knocked things out.

Zheng Tan finally understood what the monkeys were happy with. He found a few familiar monkeys. Perhaps the monkeys look the same to people, but Zheng Tan can still recognize some differences, and the familiar monkeys are Zheng Tan and Er Mao who were at the base when they went up the mountain. I saw a few there. At that time, the monkeys were watching the students playing at the base. I heard that there are also many monkeys watching students playing badminton and fitness balls, and sometimes they applaud, just like Zheng Tanjiang just now. The monkeys shouted happily when Qi Song threw the pine cone back.

This made Zheng Tan speechless, and he was ready for a tough battle, but he did not expect it to be such a situation. Also, Zheng Tan imagined these monkeys to be too dangerous. After all, this is a tourist area. Although these monkeys are wild, they have more contact with humans on a weekdays, and their temper is milder. To attack people and other animals, there are many cats in the village, and this is probably the case. Although they were summoned at the same time, they did not have much hostility to Zheng Tan, and now Zheng Tan is waving a tree branch. Waving pretty good, playing badminton with the students of those bases has the same effect, so these monkeys instantly changed from fighters.

What should I say? What can i say

Look at Qi Da, and then look at the monkeys around.

Ugh!

Literary point, that is called black near Mo. To be straightforward, that's called Wu Yi Lei Ju, why don't you say that all the monkey friends are funny?

Funny than monkey.

Suddenly, one monkey noticed something not far away and called out, and the other monkeys looked in that direction.

It was the two staff on duty ~ www.readwn.com ~ Zheng Tan also realized that someone was coming and threw the tree branch in his hand and walked away.

After Zheng Tan left, an adult monkey who often ran around the base picked up the branch from the tree, and a small friend immediately threw a pine cone.

The monkey holding the wooden stick mouths and swings!

Snapped!

Although it took some effort and the swing direction didn't go to Qi Da, it was amazing that the pinecone was hit and flew straight to Qi Da's side, hitting Qi Da's unprepared leg.

The monkeys around were slapping branches and legs and jumping up and down and yelling.

Qi Dada: "..." I want to cry.

Over there, Zheng Tan, who was going away, intended to go straight back, but he smelled a smell that was a little familiar, but not completely familiar.

The raised feet changed direction, Zheng Tan passed over there. (To be continued ...)