Strange Life of a Cat

After hearing the ticking sound on the other end of the phone, Liu planned to reply in the same way. Before he knocked, the phone was cut off there.

Listening to the beep on the phone, he smiled at Heiba, and said to the golden tortoise, "This mysterious master is really capable, I understand this."

In fact, this is just Zheng Tan's use of this trick when he thinks about it. After all, he can't speak now. As before, whether it was Teacher Xiaobai or the dog-lost man, Zheng Tan used this method, and the other party only He would think that Zheng Tan was teasing them to play, and the possibility of not understanding it is relatively high. However, this person has a wide business, deep possession, and a lot of understanding. Zheng Tan just planned to give it a try. Just now he was tapping When the metal piece came, the other party didn't interrupt, which shows that the other party is likely to understand.

Now that he understood, Zheng Tan didn't plan to say more. He shut down the phone and left. He decided not to turn on the phone in the past few days. He wanted to continue using the harassment tactics and let him go. Up?

I can't see my heart and I'm upset, but I finally feel better because of Yuzu's mother's departure. Zheng Tan doesn't plan to be depressed because of this neuropathy.

Wandering around, throwing frisbees to tease the black back raised by the side gate guard, Zheng Tan walked back. Instead of going directly back to the compound, he curved along the curve along the road.

When he reached the old flowerbed of the old man, Zheng Tan jumped into the fence and looked inside. At a glance, she saw the sheriff squatting next to a pot of orchids and devoting herself to the flowers.

At first Zheng Tan discovered that he was spitting flowers, but he was worried that this guy would have more orchids, but only occasionally saw this guy vomit once. Spit out some hair balls, and **** in a large flowerpot in a small flowerbed with no flowers and only some soil. At other times, there was no shit, Zheng Tan didn't care about it.

A few days ago, the three flowers blooming in this pot of orchids are now gone, and some green leaves around them have also been scratched. Many of them have traces of bites. As for the old man in front of his old friends that day, Said 啃 花 is Zheng Tan's guilt for this guy, and the old man of Lan always persevered and put a **** on Zheng Tan's head.

To say that the sheriff hasn't planted anything in his house, and he used cat grass in a flowerpot. But this guy doesn't give face. Every time I deal with the two stunned couples, I'm not interested. Zheng Tan complained several times when she listened to the sheriff's owner when talking to Jiao Mama. I didn't know whether it was the cat grass problem or the sheriff's problem, but Zheng Tan feel. Mostly it is the latter.

Zheng Tan used to think that the sheriff had a dog-like inside. Can bark. Combatant, fighting with the little Jing Baji dolls in the compound, except for the strong cattle. The other dogs in the compound all have "one leg", and now Zheng Tan is always caught by this guy to see the flower of the guy, and it looks like that guy has an orchid leaf like a rabbit.

Someone once said that if there is any animal in the world who thinks that the flowers are beautiful and fragrant, and they want to wipe them out after eating, it must be a cat.

In fact, many cats are "fools," such as the sheriff.

Last week Zheng Tan also heard that Jiao Ma said that a colleague also had a cat at home. One day, her colleague's husband gave her colleague a bouquet of flowers on her wedding anniversary, and her colleague's cat ran over and buried half of her head. I can't stop it when I lick into the bunch of flowers.

People who do n’t own cats basically do n’t pay attention to the cat ’s obsession with flowers, and cat owners may not notice whether their cats love flowers. Cats are carnivores. There is no doubt about this, but sometimes you can see them mowing in the grass when they bend outside. People attribute this to the cat's self-rescue-vomiting. Except for the special case of Zheng Tan and some special species and individuals, most cats spend a lot of time licking their hair every day, and hair bulbs will form in the stomach, while some non-toxic fiber-rich plants will stimulate their stomach They spit hairballs. But sometimes people ignore things like eating certain plants that make them sick.

Many plants are toxic to cats, such as castor beans, rhododendrons, lilies of the valley, chrysanthemums, oleanders, hydrangeas, etc., but the toxicity varies, and different cats may have different preferences and tolerances. Some cat friends who have studied this area are more afraid of plants in the family Liliaceae. Maybe the plants in the family Liliaceae are not much, but the plants in the family Liliaceae can make cats very sick. According to veterinary and toxicology According to family members, lily plants may be a major cause of acute kidney failure in cats.

These were heard by Zheng Tan while listening to some old men in the compound. The old man also noticed the flowers in the small flower garden that were not protected by the fence, and found that the sergeant only scratched some of them. Orchids are even more so, and these kinds of flowers and plants are not listed as a dangerous species for cats. Later, the old man no longer cares about them. Animals such as cats have been difficult to restrain them, especially the sheriffs have kept them for several years.

The sheriff runs outside all day long. According to the performance of this guy, it is estimated that when I wander around the campus on weekdays, there are many flowers, but I haven't seen it. When he was sick because of flowers, that means this guy is usually There are n’t any flowers that are dangerous to it. As for orchids, seeing this guy has so much stabbed, should it be ... okay? However, after all, cats are carnivores, and it ’s not necessarily a good thing to have too many cats. Anything needs to have a degree.

Cats are one of the most fascinating animals. They are always curious about the world. They always die everywhere without remembering it. Even the sleds are widely considered to be incomparable. Many flowers and cats may vomit, twitch, liver failure, and even die if they eat them, but these "flower idiots" are unwilling to have a long memory, even if they repeatedly try to be abused repeatedly, a lot Cats still repeatedly eat the flowers and plants that sent them to the hospital.

Some people say that cats like flowers because they like the sweetness of flowers, but others will sniff. A lot of research and reports have shown that cats have lost their ability to digest carbohydrates during evolution and cannot taste sweetness. As for why they always like to commit "flower idiots", this is different.

Zheng Tan once smelled a lot of orchids from the old man. There are many orchids in the old man's home. For Zheng Tan, he can't feel how attractive these flowers are to him, so he can only say. He and the sheriff had different preferences.

When Zheng Tan looked at the past, the sheriff had no more flowers. She ran to the big flowerpot where she often pooped and started shit. Zheng Tan jumped off the fence of the small flowerbed and left immediately. Even if the old man knows that Zheng Tan is innocent, but there are other people in the small flower garden, they may not think so. Let the sheriff do such things as **** and flowers.

Back home, Zheng Tan looked at the picture on the bedside table in the master bedroom. I feel particularly good.

When Zheng Tan just came. There were only three people on the bedside table in the master bedroom, Jiao Dad, Jiao Mom, and Jiao Yuan. Now they have been replaced by four people plus one cat, and there are little grapefruits and Zheng Tan. Family of five.

Jiao's atmosphere has been good these days. The crisis is resolved. Make sure Xiaoyuzi won't follow her mother. Jiao Yuan has begun to hesitate again recently, without any tension in the third grade. However, there is no need to be too nervous, not to mention that Jiao Yuan's results are already good. That is, the results are not satisfactory. Some of them will definitely go to Chuhua University's affiliated middle school to study high school. Many children of Chuhua University teachers will have some preferential treatment.

In the evening, Dao Jiao went to work in the yard after dinner. Jiao Ma was cleaning. Jiao Yuan still did not go to the evening for self-study. He turned over some magazines that Dao Jiao subscribed to at home. Zheng Tan accompanied Xiao Yuzi to watch TV on the sofa.

"Ah, grapefruit, this article said that wearing metal frame glasses will cause the specific absorption rate of the mobile phone antenna to significantly increase the human body's radiation, and the specific absorption rate for the human eye will increase by more than 1 time ... Do you think that this Is it true or false? "Jiao Yuan asked.

Little Yuzu thought about it, shook his head, "I don't know about this."

"Well, talk to Su An and talk to them. If you can't do it, ask the old school physics guys." Anyway, there are many old school physics school guys in Jiayuan, which Jiao Yuan can catch and ask which one.

As he was talking, the phone in the master bedroom rang and Jiao Yuan didn't raise his head. He said, "Hey, I guess it's for you."

For Zheng Tan's frequent visits to entertainment venues, Jiao Yuan has always been envious of envy.

Zheng Tan glanced at Jiao Yuan, this guy was just too lazy to answer the phone.

When Xiaoyuzu was ready to answer the phone, Zheng Tan set off first, ran to the table where the master bedroom jumped on the phone, and pressed the speakerphone key, so that Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyuzu in the living room could both hear.

Xiaoyuzi also turned down the sound of the TV, and although Jiao Yuan didn't raise his head, he kept his ears on the phone to pay attention to the movement of the phone.

Zheng Tan thought the phone number above the caller ID was familiar, but didn't remember who it was. When you press the speakerphone, you hear a sharp “beep” from the speaker.

Zheng Tan: "..."

And Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyuzu sitting in the living room also remembered this time.

"Large Qi!" The two said at the same time.

There was a pause on the end of the phone, and then there was a louder "snoring" sound, apparently glad that someone here could call its name.

Jiao Ma also came at this time, blocking Jiao Yuan, who was about to pick up the receiver, and answered the phone.

Zheng Tan listened next to him. What came from the earpiece was no longer Qi Da's "snoring" sound. It was the voice of its owner, Pei Liang. Qi DaDa just finished making a guest appearance in a TV series, because some things Pei Liang was going to take Qi Da home first, passing Chuhua City, planning to come to visit, when it came over the weekend, Jiao Ma repeatedly said yes, she also I really like that monkey.

That teaser is coming over ~ www.readwn.com ~ Zheng Tan inspected the cabinet where he was hiding things and made sure that it was locked, so that the teaser than the monkey ran over, the monkey didn't have much trouble.

Pei Liang didn't originally plan to call Jiao's family. He came to Chuhua City mainly to find Wei Ling, Er Mao and He Tao. When he turned around, he found that Qi had greatly turned over his business card box and called Jiao's family. If they all hit, simply talk to the Jiao family first and then visit.

After making the call, Pei Liang looked to Qi Da, looking forward to the side, "Do you want to invite that little friend to play at home?"

Qi gave a big grin.

Pei Liang touched his chin. "Why do I always think you're thinking about something else?"

Qi shook his head vigorously. (To be continued ...)

ps: I do n’t know if it ’s because the air conditioner is blowing a bit cold, or if I have n’t rested this week, it ’s easy to get sleepy. I fell asleep today, but I ’m better.

Friends blowing air conditioning in the summer still pay more attention.