Strange Life of a Cat

Big people have big people's attitude to life, and small citizens have small citizens' living methods.

Zheng Tan feels that this cat still prefers the life of the courtyard. It is easy and comfortable. He doesn't have to worry about breaking a vase and worrying about it. He doesn't need to mix up with those undercurrents. You can play with your tempers and you can eat and drink, you should eat and drink, and it is much more natural here in Jiao.

But Zheng Tan's good mood broke a little after dinner.

"God beast ?!"

After Jiao Ma's action of picking green peppers, she asked Xiangyou, "How come you want black charcoal to pass?"

"Yue Lisha said that this would be more eye-catching, she said ..." Xiao Yuzi thought about the word, "Well, she said it was a hoe."

Jiao Mom: "..." The fart is bigger and the child understands hoe!

Xiaoyuzi chopped rice in her mouth. She didn't say anything, so Jiao mom didn't listen well. As a deputy monitor of the fourth grade and the sponsor of this program, Yue Lisha, in addition to making a "gimmick", also said that one of the six one's programs is a reward, and I heard that the top three There are very generous rewards, and outstanding performers and other certificates issued by the school are recorded in the files. They are useful for the outstanding class cadres of Miyoshi students at the end of the period. It is also more advantageous to apply for some class cadre positions after middle school. .

The second purpose of this program is to show parents their filial piety and impress parents. In this case, it will be easy to ask for pocket money later, maybe they will take them to the playground and other places during the holidays.

"What is a hoe?" Jiao Yuan fully showed his lack of vocabulary in language.

The three Jiao families were struggling with this "gimmick", and Zheng Tan began to make friends with the alpaca.

Paralyzed, what's so bad for Lao Tzu to act as a beast? !!

For the students of Chuhua University's affiliated primary school, Liuyi means that they can watch cultural performances. In the past, basically only the classes had fun. That is, in the afternoon of the first day of the June 1st holiday, playing in their respective classes, singing and showing talents, etc. The school sends out cookies and the like to let the children have fun.

Later, I don't know which parent in the Education Department proposed. Borrowing a literary performance from the Great Hall of Chuhua University, anyway, there is nothing for college students on the day of the 61st. If it is empty, you can borrow resources, and by the way, it can also improve the children's ability to unite and cooperate and aesthetic taste. .

Therefore, it was only during the 61st day that he went to the auditorium of Chuhua University to perform art performances.

When Yue Lisha proposed a show. The fourth and third grade people are very supportive, because the classes with programs can go to the auditorium to watch the performance. After all, the auditorium has limited seats, and many parents will pass by. There are not enough seats. Classes without programs will be watched directly in the class. Anyway, each class is equipped with a TV. The school radio station will broadcast live.

Listening to Xiao Yuzi's statement, this time they are preparing to do a big job in the third and fourth class. People with good craftsmanship have begun to make some simple props, and those who can play musical instruments have begun to practice. And the story they are going to perform is a story written by Yue Lisha herself: For the mother who is in bed, the filial son went through mountains and rivers to go through obstacles to overcome all kinds of monsters, and finally got a snow from the mountain gods and beasts on the snow mountain. lotus. Go back and heal your mother.

Zheng Tan sounds familiar, and feels that many TV dramas and even one of the commercials he has used this stalk. However, for children's own performances, the audience is not watching the plot, just to see their own children perform, The plot is secondary, and the picture is a joy.

Before deciding to let Zheng Tan act as a beast, the fourth and third classes had been rehearsed many times, and the props had been made almost the same. There was also a rehearsal. After all, there were too many classes for the show, and the auditorium's performance time was limited. There is no ranking for the rehearsal, only the last class that can perform in the auditorium is notified.

And it can be seen from that preview. There are too many excellent shows and too much competitiveness, as Xiao Yuzi said, you have to use something special, so Zheng Tan came on the list.

Many people in the junior high school, especially those in the small grapefruit class, know that her black cat comes over every day to pick up people and is very obedient. So Yue Lisha hit her idea on Zheng Tan.

Little grapefruit actually didn't agree to let Zheng Tan pass, but too many students in the class came to persuade, Yue Lisha and Xie Xin had already met her many times before she decided to ask Zheng Tan's meaning, if Zheng Tan did not want to She will reject it tomorrow.

Although playing the role of **** beast makes Zheng Tan not very happy, but he doesn't want to make small grapefruit difficult. Yue Lisha and Xie Xin helped a lot of small grapefruit in the class. Zheng Tan also helped this time as a thank you. Moreover, this child does not like to talk and is easy to alienate from others. If this time goes well, he can make the little grapefruits better in the class.

The next day, at more than ten in the morning, Zheng Tan didn't go to other places and went straight to the attached primary school.

Xiaoyuzi, their last class in the morning was a physical education class, and because of the performance of Liuyi, Yue Lisha applied to their physical education teacher to prepare for this class. The physical education teacher also knew about the performance and agreed without much thought. Already.

The place where Xiaoyuzi rehearsed is at the corner of the playground, and the small place is not large. Zheng Tan is also familiar with it. Without going to the main entrance, approach the playground outside, and then turn over the fence to see them.

The rehearsal was preparing to start. Zheng Tan saw them standing in formation, and Yue Lisha directed it.

More than a dozen children held a piece of paper on their chests with the names of the characters they were going to play, and Xiaoyuzi was one of them. Zheng sighed, and wrote on the paper held by Xiaoyuzi, "Bauhinia."

The other standing children had plant names written on the paper they held. These children belonged to the background characters who stood there without saying a word.

If you think about it, Xiao Yuzi usually feels too serious and indifferent, and is not good at speaking. If you participate in the performance, this kind of is more appropriate. I don't know what to put on the props, Zheng Tan thought. At that time, they will have to wear props, and now only rehearsals are made of paper. Afraid of damaging the props, the performance of the auditorium is left.

Some students saw Zheng Tan standing at the wall and pointed at Zheng Tan and said to Xiao Yuzi: "Gu Youzi, your beast is here!"

"Oh? The **** beast is here? Quite on time!" The others agreed.

Zheng Tan: "..." You are **** beasts, and your whole family are **** beasts!

He unhappyly tore his ears, and without jumping off the fence, stood there watching the little farts rehearsing.

The performance time of each show is about 20 minutes, so if there is too much content, it must be compressed.

The main character is the sports committee member in the class. The child is not the best in the class and the performance is mediocre, but the advantage is that he will turn over. Moreover, Zheng Tan watched them perform. Every time he "took a trick", he turned over Doubt, I do n’t know if this is also a "gimmick"

Scope, get the attention of bloggers.

There are also a few "villain" monsters, which is called an investment, and more energetic than the protagonist. Zheng Tan originally thought that these children would be more exclusive to the "villain" role, but now it seems that people enjoy it.

Towards the end, Zheng Tan, the "god", was about to play. Yue Lisha didn't know where to pull a weed and handed it to Zheng Tan. Last night, Xiao Yuzi told Zheng Tan what to do, and Zheng Tan knew what to do next.

So, he jumped off the wall, sandwiched the poor weed in his claws, and waited for the protagonist to come and get it.

The final scene is that the protagonist will give the "elixir" to the sick mother who was in bed. Zheng Tan was also curious who the person who played the "mother" was going to make a guest appearance. Now he is watching the child holding "elixir "Going to Yue Lisha, she showed an excited look:" Your illness is saved! "

Zheng Tan: "..."

At the end of the class, Yue Lisha and Xie Xin and Xiaoyuzi walked slowly towards the school gate, discussing what else needed to be prepared, and when they were free at night, they would "overtime" together. Zheng Tan ran to the wall of the school gate and squatted. He didn't want to crowd with the students.

Just thinking how Yue Lisha's little girl walked like a tortoise with so much shit, Zheng Tan suddenly glanced at an individual standing not far away. The first feeling was that this person had a ghost in her heart, not a good person.

Thief?

No, no, Zheng Tan observed that this person's sight basically stayed on the children. Zheng Tan felt that the person looked different from the others when they looked at the children. Perhaps these children could not feel it, and the parents didn't pay attention. When I got there, I couldn't see it, but Zheng Tan just felt that this person was not good intentions.

When the man inadvertently saw Zheng Tan squatting on the wall, Zheng Tan rubbed his fangs at him.

When the little grapefruit came out, when Zheng Tan looked back, the man was no longer there, and it was estimated that he had left.

In the afternoon, Zheng Tan sent the little grapefruit to the affiliated school. When the affiliated school was approaching, Zheng tan saw a person standing at the intersection, the guy he had seen in the morning after school.

When he noticed the strangeness of Zheng Tan, Xiaoyouzi looked at him along the line of sight. At that time, the man also came over and saw Xiaoyouzi looking at him, and smiled.

Xiaoyuzi frowned. Although she didn't know how to look at people ~ www.readwn.com ~, she didn't feel good about her, so she speeded up and walked to Fuxiao.

Zheng Tan followed behind Xiaoyuzi, and looked sideways at the person at the intersection, squinting his eyes. If this girl came over and said to Xiaoyouzi, "Little sister, uncle takes you to see the goldfish", Zheng Tan will immediately The girl didn't even know his mother, and then found a chance to feed him to the lake!

When Zheng Tan thought about whether the man came over with his left leg or his right leg, first with his face or with his roots, the man looked away.

That person did not stare at Xiaoyuzi all the time, and turned to look at other children who came to school, especially those who were not accompanied by an adult. The sight of Zheng Tan did not feel much immorality, but it made him extremely uncomfortable.

Zheng Tan will not let go of her because the person is not paying attention to Xiaoyouzi. Jiao Ma said she was not allowed to cause trouble, and Zheng Tan is still in the observation period of Jiao Ma. Maybe she will continue to be banned if she causes trouble. It is good to plan ahead, but now the little grapefruit is next to him. He is not good to start. When he finds an opportunity, he must fight this guy first! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile phone users please read m.)

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