Strange Life of a Cat

Er Mao asked the pet center to conduct a comprehensive inspection of the cat, and the overall situation was not bad.

The veterinarian estimated the age of the cat, and Er Mao was surprised that the cat was less than one year old.

"By the way, Mr. Wang, do you want to sterilize this cat?" The little girl asked and told Er Mao about the benefits of sterilization in urban breeding.

"Sterilized? You still want to cut a little jj?" Er Mao was holding a cell phone and texting without raising his head.

The little girl had a tangled face, and then said, "... you this cat is a mother."

"Mother ?!" Er Mao said in surprise.

Well, the mother is so sturdy? !!

"How do cats and dogs recognize males and females differently?" Er Mao remembered that dogs were quite recognizable.

The little girl smiled. Obviously, she saw customers like Er Mao much, and took a thin booklet out of a cabinet and handed it to Er Mao. There are some basic knowledge about cats.

Er Mao roughly flipped. "How much is this book?"

"This is printed by our pet center. I'll give it to you."

It's almost the same, Er Mao threw the booklet into a plastic bag.

In the end, Er Mao still didn't allow the operation. He returned with the cat that had been cleaned and injected and checked the body. The person in the pet center sent the things according to the address filled in by Er Mao.

As soon as the cat's things were placed, Er Mao felt that the space in the room was smaller. Fortunately, all the small items are bought, or they are really crowded.

Pour the cat food into the newly bought cat bowl, and the cat who is smelling in the new nest walks over. What disappointed Er Mao a bit. This flower cat seems not very picky, and eats very vigorously.

It seems that I can't find the cat upstairs for the time being.

After leaving the cat alone, Er Mao opened the laptop that he bought a short time ago and landed on the pet website.

The "good name was taken by the cat" is an ID registered three years ago. At that time, their brothers and sisters went to the pet forum under the influence of the master's cat to see if other cats also followed Master the cat of his house a virtue. At that time, this id was shared by several people, and now it is used by Er Mao alone. Others have not paid attention to the forum. Even Er Mao himself only remembered to log in because of that time ago, otherwise he would not log in again. id.

China's network is developing rapidly today. The forum has changed a lot in the past few years. Some of them also shared some video links.

Er Mao found the pictures and video screens of the goods upstairs, as the little girl in the pet center said. Some of the more popular posts about cat food, most of them have the black cat. And many of the people who responded below came for this black cat. That's what the little girl calls a fan.

Take a closer look at the cat on the picture. Er Mao still attributed the effects of pictures and videos to the magic of photography in his heart, otherwise how could a cat be transformed into a cat with a changeable temperament in photos and videos? After all, cats are not humans. How can there be any acting skills, I don't believe in killing Er Mao. It is estimated that the little girl in the pet center did not know the true identity, otherwise she would not be so respected. After all, the gap between advertising pictures and the real thing is not small.

The next day, the weather was fine and the temperature rose quickly after a rain.

The cat was lying on the balcony and basking in the sun. Er Mao was idle and boring and tried the comb that was sent when trying to buy a cat bath. The booklet sent said that combing the cat can clean up the cat ’s hair in time. It can prevent cats from swallowing hair into the stomach to cause hairball disease. It can also maintain the beauty of the cat's hair, promote skin blood circulation, and improve the relationship between humans and cats.

Anyway, Er Mao had nothing to do, and moved a small stool to sit and follow the instructions in the booklet to guide her. After a few trials, the action became familiar, and the cat looked squinting, and Er Mao suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment. Look, cats are not so difficult to raise. Why do some people I met who talked about raising cats feel like eating weird beans?

Er Mao was smug, suddenly—

boom!

The sound of the impact on the iron net sounded diagonally upward.

The cat who was lying on the ground squinting and basking in the sun stood up squinting and looked over there. The wandering period made it used to being highly alert.

Er Mao also stopped the hair combing motion on his hand and looked at it. Inside the iron net, a large blue parrot's big claw caught the iron site inside, with yellow eyes looking at the person and cat on the third floor.

The general's attention was mainly on the cat who didn't know it and hadn't seen it before. When was the strange cat coming? Well, my mouth is a little itchy.

Perhaps it was the unfriendly signal sent by this parrot, and the flower cat pressed her ears to watch the parrot on the fourth floor vigilantly.

Er Mao felt nothing, the cat and the bird were not easy to get along with. His master cat went to the woods every day to catch birds, both big and small. However, in China, such parrots are rarely seen. It is no wonder that the balcony is surrounded by barbed wire on the fourth floor.

Looking at the parrot on the fourth floor, Er Mao said with a funny attitude: "Yo, parrot!"

The general in the iron net quickly responded with a standard American pronunciation and slightly dialect words: ",!"

Er Mao: "..." Who taught this **** parrot? !!

Zheng Tan, on the fifth floor balcony, laughed at the conversation below.

The general was definitely unfriendly after seeing the cat, and even attacked Er Mao in this way.

Zheng Tan lived upstairs in Ermao, directly above, and couldn't see the situation in Ermao, but he could guess an approximate situation through Ermao's conversation with the general and the roar of the cat. The people living in this building have a lot of patience in this area, otherwise there will be some trouble later.

However, with the second floor on the third floor, they attracted the general's attention, and the bird would not often bother Zheng Tan, and Zheng Tan was very relieved.

He was holding his ears to listen to the quarrel below, and a rhythmic car horn sounded in the yard downstairs.

Zheng Tan looked downstairs in doubt, today is not the weekend, how could Fang Sanye come over?

Confused, Zheng Tan ran down to open the door.

Fang Shaokang brought Tong Qing in. After dragging the cat car home, every time Fang Shaokang took Zheng Tan out, Tong Qing would come up to help move the car. Don't look at the small car, the weight is not too light, let alone move the fifth floor, Tong Qing will not watch his boss go into battle.

"I happen to have time today, and I have an appointment with Lao Liu to discuss something. This weekend is going to be on a business trip, so the time is set for today. I have already told your cat mother and will bring you back at night." Fang Shaokang said. Let Tong Qing remove the two trolleys that are resting in the room.

Every so often. Fang Shaokang will take Zheng Tan to the old Liu to talk about business, as some people said, communication is also by means, but. It is rare to use cats to communicate like Fang Shaokang. But this old Liu took this trick. No, it should be said that Liu Liu and his baby son ate this trick.

The third floor.

After Er Mao heard the parrot yelled at "", he was about to yell back. But thinking that this is the faculty dormitory building of Chuhua University, he didn't say anything. He was going to buy a water gun at that time, and he shot a shot when the parrot cursed.

The combed down cat hairs are not much. In fact, Er Mao was originally going to throw them straight downstairs, but thinking about it, I think I should still show some quality and throw that cat hair into a trash can with a garbage bag. in. Seeing that the trash in the bucket is almost finished, Er Mao lifted the garbage bag and knotted it. Open the door and put it outside. When you go downstairs, bring it together. The temperature rises, the garbage is easy to smell, and there is one in the family. Cats, Er Mao has heard of things like cats turning over trash cans.

Who knows, as soon as the door was opened, Er Mao saw Zheng Tan who had just reached the third floor.

"Yo, big star ..."

I glanced at the person on the staircase, and Er Mao was stiff on the surface. He was ready to ridicule me, and quickly retracted the room, closing the door.

Fang Shaokang called Zheng Tan and motioned to Tong Qing to wait first, then walked to the door of Ermao's house and knocked at the door.

"Open the door, don't hide, I have seen you." Fang Shaokang calmly said.

"No time, I'm shit!"

"Give you ten seconds to rub your ass. Ten-nine-eight-"

Fang Shaokang looked at the watch on his wrist and counted the time very seriously. He didn't care about Ermao's lies.

Just when counting to one, Ermao clutched his head, opened the door helplessly, and scolded countless times in his heart why he threw garbage at this time!

"Uncle San."

Shouted weakly, Er Maozhen went back to the room.

Fang Shaokang looked at the room, and then looked at Er Mao, who was sitting softly on the chair, "Who is going to repair this time? Or which fancy girl?"

"You may have misunderstood me. I've already turned around, cleaned up my heart, kept my heart safe, five talks, four beauties, three loves, two sleeves, a breeze and a red heart, the integrity of a young man, uncle!" Er Mao quickly clarified.

Zheng Tan squinted at Er Mao. fart! This guy almost slayed people to kill and corpse.

Fang Shaokang looked at Er Mao without changing his face: "The prodigal son turned back?"

"Huh!" Er Mao nodded.

"Skinwashed?"

"Yes yes!" Er Mao quickly promised.

"Be safe and secure?"

"It's true!"

"Good youth?"

"Of course!"

"I don't believe a word."

Er Mao: "..." a look of grievance and grief.

"However, it was a surprise that you would choose this place to rent a house, and it seems that you are indeed ready to change it ... Of course, if you are not for the sake of female college students."

"Absolutely no thoughts!"

Fang Shaokang looked around the house again. Compared to the place where Ermao lived before, this house was a bit shabby, and now Ermao doesn't look so fluid and has a lot of formal clothes.

"Receiving your heart is a good thing." Fang Shaokang expressed such a profound feeling, and called Shang Zhengtan to leave. He didn't have time to talk with Er Mao here, and he couldn't control other people's children, at least as an elder.

"Hey, uncle ..."

"I'm not going to sue your parents. Your brother has been devolved. He is busy with his achievements. Now he is not in Chuhua City. You can rest assured that no one will come to arrest you."

Er Mao was relieved, but why is Uncle San so good to that cat? Wei Ling didn't mention it much.

After Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang left ~ www.readwn.com ~ Er Mao sat in a chair and thought.

"Oh, black rice, do you say I'm not stingy?" Er Mao poked the tip of the cat's nose lightly.

"Meow——" Hua Mao didn't understand Er Mao, thinking that Er Mao was just playing with it, tilting his head and scratching Er Mao's hand.

Er Mao sighed, forget it, the old way.

Take out a one-yuan coin and stand it on the floor covered with floor tiles. With a flick of your finger, the coin turns.

"Slide forward, stay on the reverse."

Snapped!

When the cat saw a toy, a paw slaps on the rotating coin and presses it under the paw.

Er Mao raised the cat's paw and looked at the coins lying on the floor tile.

A chrysanthemum. (To be continued ...)

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