Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan feels that luck is really bad today, and there is no good going out.

Ignoring the shout, Zheng Tan was ready to continue running, hoping not to ...

"Wow-"

really.

As soon as Zheng Tan stopped, he didn't need to turn around to know that the little boy was lying on the ground and started crying.

This trick has been used many times, but Zheng Tan really couldn't handle it. When he heard the cry, he felt a little guilty. After all, the little broken child still called himself "black brother".

After standing for a few seconds, Zheng Tan took a long sigh, turned around like an appointment, and looked over there. Gaze swept over the crying child lying on the ground, and then fell on a woman in her thirties who was standing next to the child. It was obvious that this woman was the nanny, and this woman was closer, but she was not at all The idea of ​​helping a child lying on the floor is really amazing.

Seeing Zheng Tan come over, the woman smiled and didn't move.

Laugh!

Zheng Tan yanked his ears, and with one claw, he seized several pieces of hay that were still under the large yellow grass, and then swiped his tail twice, and walked to the child who was lying on the ground crying.

Counting it out, Zhuo Kitty is almost a year old, and time flies. Zheng Tan has met Zhuo kitten several times this month.

Xiao Zhuo was not here. The woman with Zhuo Xiaotao was the woman next to her. I heard it was from Lord Buddha. Foye is very busy with her elderly business. It is impossible to take care of Zhuo kitten often, so the task of taking the child is taken over by the woman next to her. Lord Buddha called her "Xiaowan". Kitty Zhuo called her "aunt".

In local culture, the word "aunt" refers to the father's sister. And Zhuoxia's father, Zheng Tan, is very clear that his physiological father is not here, and maybe he will not appear in the future. The fathers on some registration forms, certificates and files have become martyrs. Because of Xiao Zhuo's participation in the project, Zhuo Xia cat enjoys a special protection policy. The name on the father's column is only the result of this protection policy, which can help Zhuo cat to avoid those who wear colored glasses.

And this "Xiaowan" nanny, was it from Lord Buddha or sent from above? Zheng Tan is not sure. At least until now, Zhuo kittens have grown quite well.

Before Zhuo Kitty was born, many people wondered if he would have deformities or congenital diseases, after Zhuo Kitty was born. Some people are doubting the child's IQ. But now. Zheng Tan was quite sure that the child's IQ was not low at all. This is less than one year old. The ability to watch dishes is getting worse. If such a child is called an intellectual disability, what is the name of the other person? Labrador?

Knowing that the little broken child was pretending to cry, Zheng Tan still came to him. really. The cry stopped in the next second.

Say he faked crying, this child can really cry, but Zheng Tan stopped crying as soon as he came over, and he looked good. It seems that kids use this trick especially easily.

Zhuo Xiaomao likes to use this trick, and he tried it again and again, every time he sighed with anger.

"Black brother!" Zhuo kitten on the ground screamed again.

Zheng Tan shook his ears, raised his hand and pushed the cat's head down.

You don't have to do anything more than Zheng Tan, Zhuo kitten gets up by herself, and then stands by the wooden railing next to it.

Xiaowan stood by and looked at the scene with a smile, she was used to it, every time. At first she was still guarding the black cat. She was afraid that the cat would stretch her claws to scratch people. However, when she talked to Xiao Zhuo, Xiao Zhuo said that she didn't need to worry. She tried several times and found that the cat did not harm the child , And no longer guarded.

Xiao Wan still remembers that when Kitty Zhuo first started walking, she liked to walk a few steps by holding the wooden railing next to her, and when she saw the black cat, she lay on the ground and cried. She was useless in the past unless the black cat came over. One time later, she did not immediately go to help, waiting to see the developments. Children wear thick clothes, and the most vulnerable parts are protected. Don't worry about falling, and the surrounding area is only grass, and it doesn't hurt to fall. Later, when she watched Zhuo kitten deliberately lying on the ground and pretending to cry, she ignored it.

Xiaowan wants to laugh every time he hears Zhuo kitten called the black cat "Black Brother". After that, she learns something from Xiao Zhuo's mouth, and relaxes a lot about this black cat. Sometimes she looks at this black cat. Xiaowan Renjun could not help but wave his two forelegs to shoot on the head of Zhuo Kitty. Because, the black cat looked at the paw and swung it very hard. In fact, it fell very lightly when it fell down, almost touching it a little, and it kept the paw well.

Seeing Zhuo kitten getting up, Zheng Tan didn't want to stay here and waste time with this little fart boy, but it was more comfortable to find a quiet place to sleep.

After walking about ten meters, when approaching the turn, Zheng Tan saw someone coming from there, and his mood was even worse.

"Oh, black coal, why are you here? Oh, this, you ca n’t eat, I just bought the multigrain cake!" Er Mao handed half of the multigrain cake to Zheng Zheng and handed it over, then collected it. Come back and continue nagging.

Earlier, after helping the professor Lan to move the flower pots in the small flower garden, Er Mao felt hungry. He ran to some small stalls in front of the school to buy something to eat, and he was holding a bowl of packed tofu brain in his hand. I went back to Professor Lan on the small flowerbed later, and he didn't expect to encounter this black cat on the path.

Zheng Tan stopped when he saw Er Mao. During the period when Zheng Tan stopped his feet, Zhuo Xiaoshi, who was behind him, walked over the fence, shouting: "Black- -brother--"

Er Mao heard the children's voice and looked around. At this time, the students were in class, not many people were walking, let alone this path. At this moment, there were a few of them around, and Er Mao didn't find anyone after looking around. Who was the kid calling?

When Mao Zhuo called again, Er Mao almost sprayed out the grain cake in his mouth, and he had found the target corresponding to the title by looking at the child.

Black brother?

Just this cat?

The first time I saw a child called a cat "brother".

Er Mao got up and walked towards Zhuo Xiaotou when he was approaching. Xiaowan stepped forward to block it. Although smiling, Xiaowan had obvious vigilance in his eyes.

Raising his hand, Er Mao said he knew it, and stopped just a step away. He took it out of his pocket and took out a lollipop, which is still the kind of cartoon baby-faced lollipop.

"Hey, kid, do you want to?" Er Mao waved the lollipop in his hand.

Zheng Tan despised it. Still "brother". This should be called "Uncle".

Zhuo kitten pushes Xiaowan. He stepped forward with a small step, reaching for his hand.

Er Mao shrank his hand to make the lollipop a bit farther, then pointed at Zheng Tan beside the squatting. To Kitty Zhuo: "You told him that charcoal is stupid. My brother gave this to you ... you can call it stupid. Just call it stupid."

Kitty Zhuo took a small step forward and continued to reach out to get the lollipop in Er Mao's hand.

After Er Mao said a few times. It was found that it had no effect at all, and the child ignored it at all. Forget it, the kids are so old, they don't make sense, what do you know?

Unprepared to continue nonsense with this child, Er Mao passed the lollipop in his hand to Zhuo Kitty and was about to say a few words.

Just then-

A water line crossed the arc and shot at Er Mao's shoes.

Although Er Mao responded quickly and jumped away, there were still some bird stains on the shoes.

Lying down! Still talking back? !!

Is this a long-cherished plan? How else can you urinate so much and urinate so far? !!

Er Mao looked at the urine marks on his shoes, and his face was rarely twisted.

Xiao Wan smiled and continued to stand in front of Zhuo Kitty. Although Er Mao did not show maliciousness, he was always vigilant. After all, he was a stranger, and Xiao Wan felt that the man in front of him seemed to be in his twenties. Student-like young people are not necessarily easy to deal with.

Zhuo Xiaoshi was not scared at all, and didn't feel that he had done anything wrong. He held a lollipop and clicked with a smile, and his saliva dripped.

Looking at this situation, Zheng Tan's mood suddenly changed from overcast to clear.

Good job, Zhuo Kitty!

Er Mao shook the urine on his shoes, wiped his sneakers with paper wrapped in cereals, and looked at the little child in front of him in a tangled manner. Does this little kid really understand what I just said? This broken child and the black cat are actually brothers, right? !! Revenge is absolutely for revenge. I just urged the child to scold the cat!

This is not over yet, Zhuo kitten left the wooden railing next to it, and took a less stable step, walked in front of Zheng Tan. The lawn was uneven, and Zhuo kitten almost planted the ground.

Putting the lollipop in front of Zheng Tan, Zhuo kitten looked at Zheng Tan.

Er Mao: "..." Paralyzed, these two goods must be brothers!

Zheng Tan was very touched. The little broken child was obviously trying to eat to death, drooling a lot faster, he just put things in front of himself.

Good boy.

Zheng Tan raised his claw and pushed Lollipop to Zhuo Kitty's hand, and patted Zhuo Kitty's head. Now that the child is still young, Zheng Tan won't be able to shoot anymore when he grows up.

Zhuo Kitty helped Er Mao get angry, Zheng Tan was very happy, and he was happy for a few days. As long as he thought about the situation of Zhuo Kitty's urine and one foot, he couldn't help it.

However, Zheng Tan's good mood lasted only a week.

A week later, Zheng Tan went out to prepare for the sun and breathe outside. When she went downstairs, she noticed that the third floor had a little movement.

The door of Lan Lan's home was open, and Lan Lan's door was open to the house that was often unoccupied. The door was full of old Lan's voice.

"Put it there, yes, just put it there. You can live in the master bedroom. The study will make it for you, and the second bedroom will be used to put their original stuff ..."

Zheng Tan was curious ~ www.readwn.com ~ Living here for so long, the number of times I saw this family was only single digits.

When he came to the door, Zheng Tan looked inside with a probe and just saw Old Lady Zhai holding a rag to wipe the table.

When she saw Zheng Tan, the old lady Zhai laughed, "Oh, black charcoal is here too. Come in and walk around the house. I saw a mouse just now."

Zheng Tan: "..." Forget it, don't go in.

Getting ready to leave, there was a person coming out of the room over there.

Zheng Tan looked up, lying down, how could this girl be here? !!

Er Mao was wearing a blue overall, and he came out to say hello after hearing the words of the old lady outside. He waved his hand at the black cat at the door, and Er Mao looked proud.

"Hello, neighbor." (To be continued ...)

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