Strange Life of a Cat

I have to say that the power of that "fish" is really good, and the effect is quite satisfactory.

Zheng Tan heard a lot of liquid splashing sounds, and shouting and cursing that seemed particularly abrupt and sharp on this night.

The smell was scattered, and the toothpick man rushed out of the hut without even pulling up his pants. He ran over in two steps and tripped over by the pants. He rolled on the ground and smeared some dung pits on the ground with a piece of shit. Rush into the house.

The impact scope of the "torpedo" blast pit was too large, even some firewood piles were splashed. Zheng Tanqing was lucky to use wood fire piles as a shield, so he did n’t make a move, and the trees in his yard were splashed. . What Zheng Tan admired was that the hut was quite sturdy, and there was no obvious crack. Of course, there may also be a burst, which is invisible to him.

Although Zheng Tan really wanted to see the tragic situation of the toothpick man again, but the smell was too strong, he smelled and wanted to vomit, and didn't want to stay here for another second. The noise here has already disturbed some people, and the toothpick man's house has begun to be noisy.

Zheng Tan hurriedly left the backyard of the toothpick's man's house, and had to avoid those smelly bits when he left.

The villagers living around didn't take it seriously when they heard the explosion. They thought that the bear child was blowing up a puddle or something. Who knew the sound was called a scream. Just opened the door to see what happened. The wind rushed to the face, bringing the flavor of that cottage

Zheng Tan took two "torpedoes" from the toothpick man's box and blew one up. An extra "torpedo" was added in the spare. Zheng Tan hid it under a tile and couldn't see it without opening the tile. And no one is idle to lift the broken tiles in the corner of the yard. If you see that toothpick man in the future, you can use it again.

When Zheng Tan returned to the backyard of the old house, he still felt that he had a smell of latrines and toilets. I didn't know it was a psychological reason. Still no smell. To be on the safe side, Zheng Tan squatted on the firewood pile outside.

While squatting on the firewood stack, Zheng Tan saw the three-legged tortoiseshell cat, who was carrying a fat mouse and ran across the backyard of the old house.

All three legs move faster than some cats. Is n’t that so bullish?

Zheng Tan shook his ears. Anyway, he admired the three-legged cat.

About twenty minutes later, Father Jiao returned with Jiao Yuan, and Zheng Tan followed them into the house.

Father Jiao and Jiao Yuan both smell a little pigpen, so. Even if Zheng Tan really smells like a toilet, it won't be obvious. Anyway, there is more than one with a smell.

The big yellow dog sniffed and sneezed next to Father Jiao and Jiao Yuan, and then sniffed next to Zheng Tan, and wanted to stick his tongue to lick. Zheng Tan slaps for a few seconds, obediently runs beside the old lady and squats away.

The people in the Jiao family did not pay attention to Zheng Tan ’s movements. The people who stayed at home thought that he followed Old Jiao to go out and bend outside. behavior.

That night Zheng Tan smashed a small wooden barrel and let Jiao Ma burn the bath water and take a good bath, otherwise he always felt weird and the bed was embarrassed to drill.

the next day. That is the day of the thirtieth year of the throne.

Early in the morning, the four adults of Jiao's family all got up and worked, and Zheng Tan got out of the bed and went to the kitchen for breakfast. Dao Jiao, they have already eaten, Zheng Tan squatted alone on a chair to eat the breakfast prepared by his mother.

While eating, Zheng Tan listened to the conversation between Father Jiao and Father Jiao.

"Let's just say, our dog's health is good here, not so delicate, and go out for a walk and get stunned." The old man pointed to the yard and jumped to the left with a plastic toy little yellow duck who didn't know where to come from Jump right.

"Don't give it breakfast?" Dad Jiao asked.

"Breakfast? No, it's not your cat. Who still has three meals a day ?!"

After talking about the dog, Mr. Jiao grinned and told Dad Jiao about the toothpick man. Early in the morning, many people in the village knew about the fact that the toothpick man **** was overcast, and until now Know who is doing it. According to the toothpick men's own memories. He didn't hear anyone open the door of his backyard, and only heard the slight snoring sound when he lit the firecrackers throughout the process. This was something he had thought of after bitter memory. Nothing else was known.

In addition, the toothpick man ’s new phone that he bought a short time ago was also stung. At that time, he was frightened. The new phone with the flip of the color screen in his hand fell into the pit. It was not easy to remove it, even if it was out. Nor can it be used, and no one will use it again.

The toothpick was so irritated by the liver that he didn't fall asleep all night and didn't stop his mouth.

Some people in the village are gloating in private. The toothpick man provokes too much hatred. Few people sympathize with him, especially his mobile phone. The money for the mobile phone is not the right way. After buying the mobile phone, I show off in front of people and drag It has to be like 25,800,000. I think I am a tyrant when I take a cell phone.

Since it was the thirtieth year of the New Year, firecrackers started to be fired in the village in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, both Master Jiao and Dao Jiao had instructed them not to go out. It is necessary to set off firecrackers and firecrackers everywhere. It is not good to explode people. It is very dangerous, especially like Jiao Yuan and Xiao Yuzi. If you don't know much, it's easy to get into trouble. Simply Jiao Dad made them all stay at home directly.

Zheng Tan watched them busy moving tables, putting candlesticks, incense burners and so on. For New Year's Eve, I need to light candles and incense, and some need to burn paper. It used to be a legend, the tradition passed down from the ancestors, asking the gods to bless, pray for blessings, wealth and longevity. It is custom now that people have a psychological confinement. Although in recent years many have followed the custom, it is not necessary to do things according to the old etiquette.

Dao Jiao was going to take the second oldest father, Gu, to take over the Chinese New Year together.

Jiao Wei sent a few firecrackers, which were rolled by himself and some of his peers in the village. The big red paper was as thick as Jiao Yuan's arm. Zheng Tan looked a little tremor. The other two were made of other paper rolls, smaller, for Jiao Yuan's play.

Here they call this big firecracker called "Spring Thunder" when eating New Year's Eve dinner.

Before that, Zheng Tan felt that there were too many people setting off firecrackers in the village, but when it was time for New Year's Eve, I realized that what I had seen before was just trivial.

Jiao Yuan helped Dao Jiao to move out the firecrackers he bought. After unpacking, it was placed on the empty ground in front of the old house. Before cooking, Dao Jiao held the incense.

"Hurry up, cover the door, all come in."

Dao Jiao ran into the room and covered the door. When the firecrackers exploded outside, all the debris was lifted everywhere, the door was not hidden, and the debris could fly into the room.

Zheng Tan squatted at the window, watching the crackling firecrackers outside, and the smoke rising from the firecrackers. If every household in the city set off firecrackers. It is estimated that the "haze" is a long time.

As for the big yellow dog, it has long been squatting by the dining table and waiting.

After the firecrackers were set off, Dao Jiao took the "Spring Thunder" from Jiao Wei and went out to set off, compared to the firecrackers just now. This time it is farther from the old house.

boom!

The huge explosion made Zheng Tan feel that the whole ground was shaking, and the windows were making a loud noise.

Outside, the firecrackers and the debris from the explosion of the big firecracker made a layer of red on the ground.

After eating New Year's Eve, smoking huā firecrackers, the two children went to bed very late.

At around eleven o'clock in the evening, there were very few people setting off firecrackers and firecrackers, and the children could not stand and they fell asleep. It was a lot quieter at night.

Zheng Tan has some insomnia tonight. I feel like I haven't thought of anything, just can't sleep.

This is his first lively year.

At this time last year in the eastern courtyard, there were many restrictions in the city, and there were only four members of the Jiao family.

Chinese New Year, it really has to be lively.

When Zheng Tan thought about it, he heard the crackling outside and started setting off firecrackers, and more and more people set it off. Set off firecrackers after zero, this is the custom here. Move your ears. Zheng Tan heard Dao Jiao's voice, and he heard the sound of firecrackers in front of the old house, and he would be awakened even if he slept.

Hearing these voices, Zheng Tan couldn't help sighing, actually. Too lively and not so good.

Because she slept late, Zheng Tanlai lay on her bed for a while on the first morning, and Xiaoyuzu didn't get up. Her sleep quality was not good overnight.

When Zheng sighed, he saw Jiao Dad, Jiao Yuan, and others who had just returned from the outside. In the early morning of the new year, Jiao Yuan was pulled up to go to the grave, still yawning when he returned.

As a child, there is money for the New Year. Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi received the red envelopes given by Mr. Jiao and the old lady. Jiaowei's parents came over and stuffed Jiaoyuan and Xiaoyouzi.

As a cat, there is no money for New Year's money, but Zheng Tan came together in the morning and received two red envelopes from Dao Jiao and Ma Jiao. Take a look at the fish fillets and dried pork.

There was nothing wrong with Zheng Tan on the first day, he basically lay on the cat climbing frame made by Father Jiao to make up for sleep. In the second day of the second year, Jiao's family of four and Zheng Tan drove to Grandpa Gu's house, which is Jiao Yuan's grandfather's house. The Jiao and Gu families are not too far apart, and they can be reached by car in half an hour.

After playing for a few days at the Gu family, I came back to the Jiaojia old house.

I heard that these days the toothpick man is very honest ~ www.readwn.com ~ I heard that some people speculate that he was provoked and then overcast, and he hasn't gone out much during this time. Toothpick men like this, fear of being retaliated again is one thing, and the face problem is second, after all, few people in the village now don't know that the pits of toothpick men were blown up when they shit.

Walking relatives and friends has nothing to do with Zheng Tan. He watched the big yellow dogs running around and they couldn't rest, and went out for a walk after dinner.

During his time in the old house, Zheng Tan was also familiar with the surroundings and was able to wander around alone.

Walking in the fields, the old house behind them became smaller and smaller, but in the front, extended to the distant fields, there were several graves lying around, and some were surrounded by firecracker fragments and burned incense paper. Obviously Someone has come, and there are not many. Some are still overgrown with no incense, no one cleans, no one worships.

Zheng Tan walked forward, paying attention to the surroundings, and suddenly saw several people coming towards the field not far away.

Alas, aren't those people in BMW? (To be continued PS: (Supplement 2.1) Inadvertently, this holiday has passed the real Tamar during a visit to friends and relatives and a banquet.

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