Strange Life of a Cat

Two days after Zheng Tan came to the Jiao family's old house, he finally knew what Jiao Yuan said and had been thinking about.

In Jiao Yuan's definition, Nianweier means firecrackers.

boom!

After the sound, the children cheered.

Zheng Tan was lying on the tile on the roof of the old house, looking at a vegetable field in front of the old house.

This kind of things are strictly controlled in the city, and they are not allowed to be placed in random places, but there is no restriction after you come here. You can put them as you want. These gadgets are sold in towns and village fairs, and they are cheap enough. . Simple firecrackers and the like, some older boys can even make their own.

The children are familiar with playing and playing. In addition to catching rabbits, Xiao Yuzi is taken by Jiao Yuan to play firecrackers with them. Many times, Xiao Yuzi just stands by and looks around. To her, this kind of thing is relatively strange. Fireworks and firecrackers are different, watching and firing are different. Including Zheng Tan, their experience was only watching fireworks in the square. Zheng Tan used to buy a lot of fireworks for picking up girls when he was still a human, but he really has n’t played a wide variety of firecrackers and firecrackers like these children.

This can also be regarded as a kind of folk entertainment that has been circulating for thousands of years. Unfortunately, it has a high degree of danger, high environmental pollution, and strict control in big cities. Many children living in big cities rarely touch this kind of fun. The "babies" in the village's mouth. Villagers do not care much about children. These children have been exposed to such things since they were young. They are very sophisticated and have many tricks to play.

Obviously Jiao Yuan has played with them every new year here. Although he is in junior high school now, he is not just a kid in his teens. He has a lot of fun, and a few children who are about the same age as Jiao Yuan are with him. For small play, parents are also assured.

"Try it with this!"

A seven- or eight-year-old kid didn't know from which corner a small, worn-out aluminum pot was pulled upside down, and then put a firecracker in it. Squatting to raise the aluminum pan, the child used the burning incense to light the fuse, and when he was lit, he got up and ran.

Xiao Yuzi and Jiao Yuan, who stood in the distance, covered their ears.

Lying on the roof and looking over there, Zheng Tan also raised his paw to cover his ears. The sound of the firecrackers was too loud, and his own hearing now is good, and the sound was really shocking.

boom!

The small aluminum pot was lifted high, about one or twenty meters. It is a pity that those children are not very satisfied and say nothing powerful.

Zheng Tan looked at the aluminum pan dropped from the air, and it was all deformed.

These bear kids are brave enough.

"There aren't many big ones, let's play small ones, save some use, otherwise we won't have to play today." Said a child about the same age as Jiao Yuan. He had a box in his hand, which was filled with firecrackers and the like.

Several other children also had paper boxes of various sizes, but the firecrackers and firecrackers inside were not as big as his.

"Little is not fun," muttered a child about eight years old.

"How fun? Look at me!"

A child looked around the vegetable garden, brought the burning incense, and took the firecracker box to a vegetable garden not far away.

Due to the fact that they are still a little far from the fields of each family, some vacant land around the house has also been cleared, and some people have built a vegetable garden with a fence.

In the vegetable garden where the child ran, the Chinese cabbage was just right. The weather was good and the temperature was quite high during this time. In addition, this place is not as cold as tens of degrees below zero in winter, and it will not snow in warm winter.

Find the best Chinese cabbage, the child choked the cabbage leaves, put a small firecracker inside, lit with incense, and ran away.

Since it was a small firecracker, the children did not run too far, not even covering their ears.

Zheng Tan only heard a bang, and then saw the cabbage that had grown well, and the cabbage leaves were broken.

It really is a bear child. If this is seen by the host, it is likely that my chest hurts.

Knowing that this can't be done much, the older child called the child who still wanted to continue to fry Chinese cabbage, and did not let him harm the Chinese cabbage.

It ’s not that their cabbage is fried, it does n’t hurt, and it looks good, but if their own vegetables are fried, these children are expected to smoke on the stick.

"What isn't fried cabbage? Are you going to fish?"

"No, we were scolded for fried fish yesterday. You can only go to the ponds and rivers without fish farming. You cannot go to fish ponds."

"What's so fun without fish ?!"

A few children were discussing fiercely there. Zheng Tan listened funny. The children blasted the fish in the fish pond a few times yesterday. The host saw a large belly fish in the fish pond. His lungs were dying. Every year, it ’s so noisy, these bear kids remember to eat, not beat, and continue to blast after being beaten.

Therefore, when the bear child encounters firecrackers, it will be incredible.

Zheng Tan was thinking, there was already a way over there.

The goal was a water tank resting in a corner of a vegetable garden.

The village now also has tap water, but most people still like to use well water, and every home has this kind of ceramic water tank to store water. The water tank that was left in the corner of the vegetable garden should have been there for a long time. The water inside was very turbid and smelly. It was probably used by the host to water flowers and vegetables there.

"Hey, I suddenly thought of a story in a language." A child said.

"I know! I know!" A little fart raised his arm and wiped his nose with his sleeve. "That's called Sima Guang Fryer!"

Zheng Tan, Jiao Yuan, and Xiaoyuzi: "..."

So enlightened!

The level has been upgraded, even worse than Sima Guang.

After frying the Chinese cabbage fry tank, the bear kids really can toss.

A child took out a small firecracker with the thickness of an adult's little finger, covered with a layer of plastic skin, and the tip was still pointed. Listening to these kids said that it was called "fish", it was waterproof, there were big and small, and the explosive power was different. They used this when they fried fish.

After igniting the "fish" with incense, the child stomped it and threw it into the water tank. Tossing too early is easy to extinguish, and throwing too late is accidental. As experienced players, they are familiar with this technique.

Others stood far away. Although this firecracker was small, the water in the water tank was too stinky. This group of children didn't want to be splashed with stinky water.

I don't know if this tank is too old without being fried, or if the power of this "fish" is too great. In short, Zheng Tan saw a hole in the tank. The black odorous water flowing out of the hole in the water tank and the smell was scattered.

The child who ignited the firecracker did not have time to run too far, and was still splashed with water, smelling the stinky, and hurried back to scrub.

It was almost time for lunch, and the firecrackers at hand were almost set. The bear children went back to each house, finished their meals, and then picked up some goods to continue playing.

Jiao Yuan exchanged some firecrackers and firecrackers with a few children with snacks. There was no way. Even if he had pocket money, he could not buy firecrackers and firecrackers. There were no small shops and shops nearby. Even if there were, there were not many types of firecrackers and firecrackers. It's an inconvenient place. You have to go to the market to buy things.

When exchanging firecrackers and firecrackers with these children, Jiao Yuan deliberately picked some of the longer fuses, and when he went back to play with the little grapefruit, he was not relieved. Jiao Yuan knows himself. Although he is older than those little farts who wipe their noses, in terms of experience, he is not as good as those little farts.

When returning to the old house, Jiao was cooking lunch in the kitchen.

The kitchen is the old-fashioned stove, the kind that firewood is fired, the pot is also a large iron pot, Master Jiao likes this, the coal stove is now used to cook stewed vegetables and fried meatballs, etc. It's only now before the New Year.

Jiao Yuan turned out a scent and reached into the stove to light it.

"What do you order this for?" Jiao Mom frowned.

"Set off firecrackers," Jiao Yuan answered.

"Be careful not to hurt, and don't scare black coal." Jiao Mom worried.

"It's okay, black charcoal isn't scared at all. It kept watching us in the morning, and it knew how to cover our ears." Jiao Yuan grinned and ignited the incense, then went to play in the backyard of the old house with Xiao Yuzi.

The advantage of the countryside is that it has a large area and few restrictions.

A tall firewood stack was pushed in the backyard, sporadic fir trees were planted, and the weed leaves on the ground were swept away by Master Jiao.

There is also a water tank here, but Jiao Yuan didn't dare to fry his own water tank. In order to handle the New Year's products, Mr. Jiao bought some fish in this water tank. The fish was marinated yesterday, and the water tank was cleaned and put. Some water was left there, without touching it for a moment.

The old lady was sitting at the back door of the kitchen to fry the crocodile folder. Every now and then she looked at the two children in the backyard. Although the children in the village often played firecrackers, their grandchildren were not the same as the mixed boys in the village.

Zheng Tan jumped on the firewood stack and looked down.

Jiao Yuan used a metal stick to poke a small hole in the ground, and inserted a small firecracker in it to make it stand upright, so that it was easy to ignite.

After being lit, the firecracker made a "snap".

These are smaller firecrackers and firecrackers. Jiao Yuan dare not play big in his own yard. The first is danger, and it will scare the elderly. He is just addicted to hands.

In their own backyard, Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyuzi both let go a lot, and each one played with a fragrant firecracker.

After playing for a while, Xiaoyuzi looked at Zheng Tan on the firewood stack and said, "Hey, can you play?"

Zheng Tan moved the tip of his tail, seemingly, with a little itch.

"Here, black charcoal, you can come and play too." Jiao Yuan raised his toes and passed the incense in his hand to Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan looked at Xiang, turned his head, and jumped out of the firewood stack.

Little Yuzu took out a paper towel and wrapped one end of the incense ~ www.readwn.com ~ and passed it to Zheng Tan.

Little grapefruit is considerate.

Zheng Tan bit the paper-wrapped incense and walked towards the firecracker that had already been placed.

Jiao Yuan twitched at the corner of his mouth. The cleanliness of his cat was awkward.

When he ignited the fuse, Zheng Tan was nervous, although it was a small firecracker with little power, but he had too little experience and was a little excited. When the fuse broke out on Mars, Zheng Tan turned his head and ran.

Snapped!

Successfully exploded.

The old lady sitting in the room with the fried buns took out the fried buns with a colander. When she drained the oil, she took a moment to look at the situation in the backyard, and just happened to see the black cat whose son's baby was holding one The scene of incense firecrackers shook his hands, and a few pieces of **** in the colander fell out and fell to the ground.

The big yellow dog waiting beside the squatting happily flicked its tail and quickly rolled the clip on the ground into its mouth, not too hot. RS

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