Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards!

"Why are you thinking about good things, brother-in-law?"

Dachun looked at Xie Baomin with disdain. If there was such a way to keep fit without getting tired, there wouldn't be so many sub-healthy people.

He thought for a while and said:

"Your body is too weak and your foundation is poor. You can try jogging first, or you can jump rope. Yes, just jump rope. Slowly increase the amount. If you jump for a month, your body will change a lot."

jump rope?

Xie Baomin was a little surprised. Isn't this a sport only for children?

"anything else?"

"Swimming, swimming three thousand meters a day, not only keeps fit, but also saves money on your waist and knees; jogging, if you run home from work every day, you won't have any problems. In addition, you can also do jumping jacks and burpees , aerobics... Anyway, as long as you want to exercise, there are many ways."

I want to exercise, but I don’t want to be tired... Xie Baomin thought about it and decided to skip rope in the future.

Although jumping is not allowed at home, it is allowed on the Diaoyutai.

The basement is quiet and spacious, making it a perfect place to jump rope.

And exercising during working hours gives people the pleasure of paid fitness.

Thinking about it this way, it's still an advantage.

When I think about my master still having eight-pack abs at such an old age, it’s time for us Lao Xie to show his abs again.

He took a bite of the fried noodles and found them caramel and delicious. It tasted much better than last time.

"Junior brother, did you do this?"

"Wei Qian and Zhu Yong made it. I made belly soup today."

Wei Qian and Zhu Yong?

Xie Baomin has never eaten the fried noodles made by Zhu Yong, but he has eaten the fried noodles made by Wei Gan.

Although the fried noodles last time were delicious, they were not nearly as delicious as they are now, and the texture was not quite as good.

To have made such progress in just a few days, this talent is truly extraordinary.

Fortunately, he was poached by his junior brother. If he had been poached by someone else, it would be considered a loss to Diaoyutai.

After finishing the fried noodles, he drank a bowl of soup.

For a senior chef, Xie Baomin is not very interested in this kind of soup, because it looks a bit viscous, and the color of the old soy sauce gives people a very greasy feeling.

But since it was made by my junior brother, I had to taste it to see if the soup was as delicious as my younger brother and sister praised it.

As soon as I brought the tripe soup to my mouth, a nice sour aroma penetrated my nostrils.

Take a small sip of the sour and appetizing soup. As soon as you enter your mouth, you can taste the strong aroma mixed with the soup. This strong aroma, coupled with the sour aroma of vinegar and the spiciness of pepper, washes away the greasy feeling brought by the fried noodles. Clean and tidy.

It's really magical. This soup is obviously quite greasy, but because of the spicy and sour taste, it actually relieves greasiness.

The spiciness of pepper not only relieves fatigue, but also has a sweating effect.

Take a sip of the hot soup and feel refreshed all over.

Comfortable!

No wonder everyone praises this soup as being suitable with fried noodles, it does taste different.

"Junior brother, this soup is really amazing. I feel like few people can make hot and sour soup that is so refreshing and fragrant."

The most important thing about this soup is the control of sourness.

If you add too much vinegar, the sour taste will be too strong, if you add too little vinegar, it will look greasy, if you add it too early, it will evaporate too quickly, if you add it too late, the vinegar smell will be too strong... In short, the requirements for experience are very high.

Lin Xu smiled and said:

"It's easy, just add the vinegar twice."

As soon as he said these words, Xie Baomin immediately understood the secret:

"Junior brother's talent is really great. He can actually think of a way to put vinegar in two times... According to the order, there should be two kinds of vinegar. The first time only needs to reveal the sour aroma of vinegar, it should be white vinegar or rice vinegar. The second drizzle before serving should be balsamic vinegar or something that can be eaten directly, right?"

At this moment, Lin Xu felt like he was being intimidated by a technical master.

I relied solely on the skills and experience given by the system to support me. I didn't expect that my senior brother would break it easily. This is simply unspeakable.

No wonder he was accepted as a disciple by his master.

This talent is truly amazing.

"Senior brother, you are really awesome. You cracked the recipe after just one taste."

"It's bad, I've just seen it too much and don't have much experience... The fried noodles I ate last time were a little greasy, but when paired with this soup, it was perfect. The two should be eaten together."

The ingredients in the tripe soup are all in the form of threads except fungus. It tastes smooth and crispy in the mouth. Under the influence of pepper, it makes people feel happy all over.

While eating delicious fried noodles, Xie Baomin asked his two sons:

"How do you like this meal? Is it as delicious as the one made by the chef at your school?"

The eldest son Xie Yufei said seriously:

"Uncle Lin's fried noodles are definitely more delicious than those made by the school chef. With the overwhelming promotion online, we have long wanted to try it."

The younger son Xie Yuhang continued:

"But dad, you are not as good as the school chef. The food you cook is always tasteless."

Xie Baomin: "..."

You two have inherited your uncle's bad habit of "boars can't eat fine chaff".

Next to him, Shu Yun was eating delicious fried noodles, looking at Zeng Xiaoqi, Dou Wenjing and Shen Baobao and asked:

"You three have been shopping in the mall all morning, aren't you going back in the afternoon?"

"No, I will continue to shoot videos in the afternoon. Today I plan to shoot Dundun playing billiards. This is also his favorite project in the past. He picks out flower balls from all the balls and stacks them aside, and then plays with small balls."

Dou Wenjing blinked:

"Dundun, can you even tell the colors of billiard balls? I'm confused a lot of the time."

Zeng Xiaoqi smiled:

"This looks like a good student who doesn't go to the billiards hall. The billiard balls with larger numbers are white mixed with other colors, called flower balls, also called big balls. The smaller numbers are all the same color, called small balls or colored balls... But As a cat, can Dundun know the difference?"

Director Shen smiled and said:

"My son is so powerful, there must be no problem. Isn't it his godmother?"

Shu Yun nodded:

"Yes, our family is so good at playing billiards. Isn't it normal for me to be able to play billiards... I'll go there in the afternoon too. I haven't seen my godson play billiards yet."

Dundun liked this when playing billiards in the past, but Shen Baobao didn't pay attention at the time, thinking that Lin Xu helped him divide the billiards. But after seeing the little guy's non-physical performance, he felt that he should have played with the billiard balls himself.

Just after lunch, several people hurriedly hugged Dundun and left, intending to take pictures of Dundun playing billiards.

Lin Xu went downstairs to check out the roast chicken. After confirming that it was OK, Xu Xinhua started to go out. He also said hello to the neighbors queuing outside and asked them to be calm. The roast chicken would be on sale soon.

Xie Baomin ate a large portion of fried noodles and a bowl of hot and sour soup. He was just about to wander around the store and discuss some cooking techniques with Lin Xu when Dachun took him away to exercise.

"Brother-in-law, your body is very weak, so you should exercise quickly. As long as you follow my instructions, I guarantee that you will have eight-pack abs soon."

Upon hearing about eight-pack abs, Chef Xie, who didn't want to leave at first, immediately waved, and the whole family left in the car together, wanting to see what difference the exercise method Dachun mentioned was different.

Seeing his senior brother's confident look, Lin Xu wanted to give him a reminder.

Just because fitness experts trained in sports schools like Dachun can easily do the fitness moves and events does not mean that novices can do it as well.

Sit back and wait for Chef Xie to make a fitness comeback.

After sending his senior brother and his family away, Lin Xu called on his cell phone and updated a message under Lin Ji’s food topic:

"In the evening, the store will have a new soup with fried noodles. Friends who like fried noodles should not miss it."

Then he took a look at the popularity rankings. Today, the popularity of Linji Food has dropped slightly, but it is still ranked second in the Yanjing area's hot search list, and in the national list, it is ranked in the 20s.

In addition to two or three hot searches complaining about scenic spots, the rest are videos of various celebrities visiting tourist attractions.

With the National Day being so popular, it’s normal for celebrities to take advantage of it.

Especially those topics that resonate with ordinary people, such as crowded scenic spots, traffic jams on the road, etc., can arouse ordinary people's desire to complain.

Everyone is complaining about the celebrity together, and the popularity is rising.

Looking at the national rankings, the four words "Linji Gourmet" are mixed with a group of celebrities' complaints and even frivolous moaning, which makes it particularly eye-catching.

Switching from the national list to the regional list, the number one ranking # Beijing Travel Guide # is still gaining momentum.

In addition to the large number of people traveling to the capital, the most important thing is that a number of B\u0026Bs, hotels and scenic spots are making their presence felt in this hot search. Driven by the advertising effect, the popularity of the topic has increased a lot in a short period of time.

"You have to find a way to get to the first place!"

After Lin Xu read it, he planned to put the highlights that were originally scheduled to be updated in the evening into the afternoon.

Taking advantage of the fact that the competition for hot topics in the Yanjing area is not so fierce yet, rush forward and complete the main tasks first, so as not to prevent celebrities from the capital from jumping in to join the heat and miss the opportunity to reach the first place.

After confirming this, Lin Xu put away his phone and continued cooking.

Under the post about serving soup, netizens were full of replies:

Blind Taxi Driver: It comes with fried noodles, and it feels like hot and sour soup. What do you think, Brother Haohan?

Liangshan Haohan: There is hot and sour soup in the store. Yesterday I had hot and sour soup with fried noodles. It tasted quite good.

Bobo was unhappy: I went to the scenic spot specially, but Boss Lin didn’t come back. I was so angry that I ordered two roasted whole lambs. Friends who come to the scenic spot tomorrow can eat them for free.

The 200-pound cutie: Ahhhh, is it true or not? I'm in the scenic area, Brother Unhappy is so grand!

Tianyi 3G is fast: Brother, you are so handsome. I won’t arrive at the scenic spot until noon tomorrow. Can you leave me a piece of mutton?

Lost Roasted Whole Lamb: I will go to the store to try the new soup in the evening, and I will go to a relative’s house for dinner tomorrow at noon. I plan to bring roasted chicken. Do you want to buy it today or tomorrow?

Invisible chicken wings: This depends on whether you eat them hot or cold. If you and your relatives like them cold, buy them tonight. If you like them hot, buy them tomorrow at noon. Let me tell you a little secret. The roast chicken in the store goes on sale at 11 am. It is freshly cooked and so delicious that a picky eater like me can eat a whole one.

Blind taxi driver: Forgive me for my blindness, did you miss the word “no”? You're not picky about food, right?

Invisible chicken wings:? ? ? ? ? Blind man, just wait for me, and I will definitely give you a bad review if I get your car next time!

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West Fourth Ring Road, Shen Family Villa.

When everyone arrived on the first floor, they discovered that it was a fully equipped gym.

"Wow, it's so beautiful. It's the love house of my dreams. I like this kind of house with a gym the most. I can exercise every day, which gives me a proud waistcoat line and peach buttocks..."

Zeng Xiaoqi liked it so much as soon as she saw it.

I also specially tried to sink the barbell used when the baby does squats.

Shu Yun smiled and said:

"You have small breasts, but you still don't train your breasts."

Zeng Xiaoqi originally wanted to refute, but it turned out to be the case.

Dou Wenjing's 32D is equivalent to 34C, and Shu Yun's 36C is equivalent to 34D. After doing this calculation, 34B, which I originally thought was okay, suddenly became the bottom.

Alas, the school belle of Communication University back then actually fell to the bottom of the contempt chain. I'm sorry to my alma mater, I've embarrassed you.

Geng Lele, who came with him, took a billiard ball and tossed it in his hand:

"You are so boring. You are quite grown up. You are no different from the children in the middle class of kindergarten... Dundun, don't look at them. If you look at them too much, your IQ will drop."

Dundun was originally watching the aunties having fun with great interest.

Upon hearing this, he immediately turned his chubby head to the side.

Zeng Xiaoqi: "..."

Dou Wenjing: "..."

Shu Yun: "..."

Is this kid too smart?

Not long after, Director Shen came over and said to everyone:

"When I started filming, I thought it would be more interesting to turn off all the surrounding lights, leaving only a few incandescent lights hanging from the pool table."

The incandescent lamp has a lampshade, which just covers the entire light source on the pool table.

Once the surrounding lights are turned off, the entire pool table looks like it is in darkness, giving people a sense of mystery.

After the test, Zeng Xiaoqi said repeatedly:

"The boss lady has good directing skills, and the video suddenly became more sophisticated."

After everything was ready, Shen Baobao arranged the billiard balls and then held Dundun on the billiard table:

"Son, within three seconds, take away these aunties' damn!"

Dundun came to the billiard table, pulled the white ball and pushed it forward hard, and it hit the pile of balls. The hitting position was not on one side of the triangle pile. All the balls were scattered at once, and three of them were scattered. The ball fell into the hole.

Zeng Xiaoqi, who claims to be good at playing billiards, couldn't help but say an inelegant swear word:

"Fuck!"

Shu Yun and Dou Wenjing couldn't help but exclaimed.

I didn't expect Dundun to play like this.

On the other hand, Geng Lele, who was originally a little bored, suddenly lit up with surprise in his eyes.

Such a smart cat, you can chat with it when you get bored in the future.

As expected of our Holy Lord, he is awesome!

Next, Dundun happily played billiards.

At one moment he was rolling on the table and kicking away all the balls around him. At another moment he was pushing the black ball through the mess of billiard balls like an obstacle course.

He got so excited that he even stood up straight and imitated human walking again.

However, the pool table was not smooth enough. After taking a few steps, it felt tired and continued to play aimlessly.

The people around were all dumbfounded.

Oh my god, is this a cat?

"Dundun has always been very smart, but it's not an exaggeration. Those trained animals in the circus are even more powerful than Dundun."

The reason why Shen Baobao wants to shoot billiards is not only to shoot more Dundun-related videos while the popularity is high, but also to let everyone see the magic of Dundun.

After the video was uploaded, the netizens were not crazy yet, but these few went crazy first.

After she explained it like this, everyone felt that it was indeed the case.

Many animals can do arithmetic and ride bicycles after training. Simply learning to walk and play billiards doesn't seem so magical.

But it’s quite impressive that kittens and cats can be so smart.

"I feel like I can't lie to Dundun anymore."

"It's wrong to lie to children. Dundun, I am your Aunt Zeng. Can I shake your hand?"

She stretched out her white right hand towards Dundun. Dundun squatted and hesitated for a while, but finally stretched out her right paw and gently touched it.

"Wow haha, you really shook hands with me. The pads of Dundun's claws are so soft and comfortable to touch, and the hair is also slippery..."

While Zeng Xiaoqi was talking, Dundun withdrew his paw.

Just shake hands, but you actually want to take advantage of me?

Woman, please respect yourself!

On the other side, after finishing the afternoon rush hour, Lin Xu took the keys and returned to the community behind while everyone was cleaning up the kitchen.

Turn on the computer, pull out the video I made last night, cut it in the middle, divide it into upper and lower episodes, and then add the opening and ending.

After generating the video, upload the previous episode to the short video platform.

In order to attract people, I also specially added a more attractive title:

"Here comes the tidbits you want! Dundun: Within three seconds, I will take away your shit!"

After uploading, wait patiently for review.

Not long after, this video appeared in Lin Xu's personal news.

In order to increase the popularity of the topic, he also forwarded the video to the topic and chose to pin it to the top.

In addition, in the comment area of ​​the video, a message was pinned to the top:

"This video is divided into two parts. If there are 500,000 likes, the next part will be updated, which will be more exciting and shocking. This message was edited by Dundun. Please forgive me if there are any typos."

Well, sending this news in a Dundun tone makes it even more mysterious.

As soon as the video was released, netizens from all walks of life who were waiting to update the video flocked to it.

"The title is so bluffing, let me know what the content of Kangkang's video is."

"I hope Boss Lin is not a clickbait guy."

"As long as Dundun appears, it doesn't matter whether the headlines are partisan or not."

"Yes, yes, food lovers like us like Dundun."

"Are you upstairs using us as food?"

"I'm going!!!! Come on in and watch the video. Oh my god, my outlook has been shocked. How could there be such a smart cat in the world? He was a professor at a film school in his previous life, right?"

"One of them went crazy in less than a minute, take him away, next one!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”, I just said that the Holy Master of our Miaomiao Cult is not simple, right?”

"What's going on? Another one is crazy?"

"..."

On the afternoon of the second day of the National Day holiday, countless netizens who clicked on the video were shocked by Dundun in the picture.

The few people at the meeting just acted out whatever they were talking about, which was totally unlike a cat.

Boss Lin’s cat is too powerful, right?

In the barrage, countless fucks floated by, so densely packed that they even blocked the video screen.

As for Lin Ji's food topic, more and more people are coming in to share their feelings after watching the video.

The topic continues to grow in popularity.

Finally, at 3:30 in the afternoon, it successfully topped the topic list in Yanjing area.

Lin Xu, who was working in the kitchen, suddenly heard the system prompt in his mind:

"Congratulations to the host for completing the main mission [Famous], and winning a lottery for a perfect lost dish, a lottery for a perfect griddle dish, a lottery for a perfect pickled dish, three perfect cooking learning cards, and a thirty-minute special A prop experience card!”

"Lin Ji's food topic broke into the top 20 in the national list, and he won a lottery for perfect cooking techniques. Congratulations to the host."

Um?

Why does it also come with a reward?

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